Friday, August 14, 2009

Filed Under I Thought We Already Knew This


Adulterer, and former presidential candidate, John Edwards is preparing to admit that he is the father of his former campaign aide's 18-month-old baby.

Really, John? Finally?

Hate to break it to you, pal, but most of us already knew this.

Apparently Edwards wants to announce his candidacy as baby daddy before the end of the criminal investigation into whether his campaign illegally paid the woman, Rielle Hunter, to keep quiet about their affair.

Hunter has allegedly agreed to testify before a federal grand jury investigating whether Edwards broke campaign finance law by paying "hush" money to her, and another aide who claimed to be the baby daddy.

Let's all, while we're here, take a look back though, in the distant past of last summer when John Edwards, during an interview with ABC News, adamantly, furiously, denied that he had fathered a child with Hunter. He said he welcomed a paternity test.

Wishes come true, Johnny. Or shall we call you Daddy?

Now I can understand all the confusion. Former Edwards aides Andrew Young said he was the baby daddy; Hunter also announced that Young was the papa. Seems like we have quite a group of swingers sleeping with one another and everyone else so they don't really know who's the daddy. Hunter went so far as to leave the baby daddy name off the birth certificate.

John Edwards was once a candidate of Hope.

Nope.
Dope.

5 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:51 PM

    I'm so shocked. I did not see this coming at all! I need to sit down.

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  2. It's a crowded field, very crowded, but he is a strong position for Sleaziest Politician in the Sexual Shenanigans category.

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  3. I'll bet it's been freezing in his house for quite some time and will continue to be. I really like Elizabeth. When she dies, people will be sad about it but like him even less.

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  4. Wow! his $400 haircut doesn't look that good.

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  5. The father is always the last to know. 240 million americans got it, but he's the last to know?

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