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We are inching closer to the Midterms so here are some more reminders about what’s at stake in November …

The right is suddenly scared of Muslims in power?

Odd since not one of them spoke up when a Muslim nation gave Cankles a jet.

Odd since not one of them screamed when Cankles handed a Muslim nation training access to a military facility in Idaho.

But s Muslim Mayor??? A Muslim Senator???

Now it’s a crisis. Their outrage isn’t about faith, it’s plain bigotry.

 

Cankles was on Fox News with Eva Braun Laura Ingraham and basically admitted that the war timeline depends on whether or not the voters hurt his feeling in November.

Imagine telling military families that.

 

Wasn’t it odd Cankles didn’t go to Junior’s wedding?

Wasn’t it strange that Junior didn’t hold his ceremony at one of Daddy’s many golf resorts?

Isn’t it interesting that Junior’s most intimate and generous friends  are criminal oligarchs beholden to Vladimir Putin?

Nothing scandalous or criminal happening here at all.

 

Little Mike Johnson once again sent Congress home. One time it was to avoid a vote on the Epstein Scandal and this time it was to avoid a vote on impeaching DUI Hire Pete Hegseth.

Congress was at 190+ signatures of the 218 needed to impeach the Drunken Secretary of White Supremacy.

And the Little Johnson sent them all home instead of voting.

 

US gas stations are now running out of diesel thanks to Cankles illegitimate war.

Stations in Texas are now posting “OUT” on their diesel pumps and a station in Orlando has none to sell.

Stations in California have already posted “Out of Diesel” signs last weekend.

Is America Great Again yet?

 

If somehow a bunny made its way onto the White House lawn …

HHS director RFK Jr. would try to eat it.

FBI director Kash Patel would try to fuck it.

And Natalie Harp, the president’s mistress, would try to boil it.

 

In America, an 84-year-old senator got 92 days of paid recovery after 41 years of voting to make sure that new mothers get ZERO.

Sounds about white … and old man … and Republican.

 

Don't overthink this...

The Democratic nominees were already selected in the primaries.

Vote for Democrats in the Midterm Elections in November.

No skipping the election. No wasting votes on 3rd parties.

Let's get Republicans out of office.

 

The FDA just announced a recall of hand soap due to contamination with several types of Pseudomonades and Serratia bacteria which can cause serious infection.

Brands tied to recent and ongoing alerts include Assured, Blumen, DermaRite, KleenFoam, SofCare, Laura Lynn, and Intercon.

Infected soap. The regime’s removal of regulations has infected soap.

 

The Resistance at work … thousands of people, Democrat, Republican and Independent, formed a human chain around the Kennedy Center to protect the place that belongs to We The People and not Cankles.

This is how you protest.

 

The regime went from promising lower costs on Day One to begging for another chance to lower costs—that have skyrocketed—on Day 604.

You had your chance and chose to do nothing.

 

Before adjourning Congress … again … this time to stop a vote to impeach DUI Hire Pete Hegseth, Little Mike Johnson took to Twitter to say:

“House Republicans passed over 70 bills this week—that adds to our total of over 900 bills passed through the House so far this Congress. We’ve DELIVERED for Americans.”

Facts: the 119^th Congress was the least productive in history; no Congress has enacted less legislation or laws.

Little Mike Johnson has cancelled a total of 63 scheduled voting days  in the House, granting members an extra two months of paid time off  with no House votes scheduled until after the Midterms.

 

When a reporter told Cankles that China was the most repressive country on the planet his response was:

“Well I don’t know about that. I think we’re repressive also.”

He’s admitted to a repressive regime to act like America is Number One in repression because all he cares about is being Number One.

 

Lastly, here’s what happened at the recent GOP Midterm Convention:

Someone shouted “Shoot a candidate” while Ted Cruz spoke and he remained silent.

Cankles told the country to cheat on election day.

Cankles made the crowd swear allegiance to him.

Cankles said vote Republican or go to Hell.

JD Vance said immigrants are making America dirty … though I assume he didn’t mean his wife.

JD also insinuated a Democratic candidate was a pedophile but didn’t say which one; odd for a man sitting at the right hand of a pedophile and adjudicated rapist.

Ted Cruz condemned all Muslims.

That’s the GOP.

 

Do you need another reason to …

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A text exchange between Carlos and me yesterday …

Me: I’m leaving work. I’ll drop your book at the Post Office on my way home.

Carlos: Thank you.

Me: 💗💗💗

Carlos: How come you love me so much?

Me: I have no idea.

Carlos: Especially since I am a horrible person. [Of note: a dear old old old old old friend of his called him a horrible person because of some family situation going on]

Me: True dat.

Carlos: What? You think I’m horrible—

Me: Who is this? :::crackle::: crackle::: I can’t :::crackle::: hear you :::crackle:::

I love toying with him.

This Cat Tale, er, Tail, is from September 2009 and is entitled Rule Breakers:

We have rules at Chez Smallville. Cats can get on the beds, on the desk, on the sunroom furniture and on the living room couch. They cannot get on the counters, the tables, the dining room chairs or any of the four new chairs in the living room. And they listen. They know where they can go, and where they cannot.

So, imagine my surprise to walk into the living room and find Tuxedo and MaxGoldberg nesting in a No-No Chair! And look at Max; he's got that Uh-oh face. Tuxedo, on the other hand, couldn't even be bothered to wake up.

At least not until I yelled Geddownfromthere!

Cat scatter.

I miss those Little Devils.

How to tell the world you’re thirsty for attention without saying a word. 

Well, if you're Lisa Rinna, you appear at Cannes because there are cameras there, and you're dressed like Disco Bride of Frankenstein.

Here’s a palate cleanser to scrub my brain of Rinna … the other day I ordered a delivery of cake flour and the wrong thing was delivered.

Or was it?

So it goes like this … billionaire asshat Jeff Bezos went on a rampage over NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani “villainizing” billionaires so the very next day Mamdani launched a collection effort against Bezos and Amazon and recovered over $9 million in unpaid idling fines which occurred when Amazon drivers left their trucks illegally idling on the streets while they made their deliveries.

Bezos’ $2 trillion company ignored the tickets and fucked around and found out that Mamdani ain’t playin’.

Junior was getting married in the Bahamas over the weekend and his Daddy couldn’t attend because, he said, being president made it impossible—though it never stopped him from golfing or feeding his fat corroded face at Mar-Illegal—but is being too busy the real reason?

See, the real reason is that the Bahamas' Immigration Act generally restricts entry to individuals deemed "undesirable," including convicted criminals, sex offenders, and those with a history of sexual offenses … like the US President.

Makes me wonder if Junior didn’t plan the wedding in the Bahamas on the hopes that Daddy would get arrested.

In South Carolina MAGAt and  former police officer Waylon Rogers, along with Matthew Fay, Allen Folz, Paula Folz, Edward Storer, and Jeanine Storer, have been charged in an alleged child sex ring.

NOT TRANSGENDER! NOT A DRAG QUEEN! NOT AN IMMIGRANT!

Tennessee officials will pay $835,000 to settle a lawsuit filed by Larry Bushart who was jailed for more than a month over a Facebook post he made about the murder of conservative activist racist and asshat Charlie Kirk. Bushart, a retired police officer, spent 37 days behind bars before authorities dropped the felony charge against him in October; Bushart now says:

“I am pleased my First Amendment rights have been vindicated. The people’s freedom to participate in civil discourse is crucial to a healthy democracy. I am looking forward to moving on and spending time with my family.”

A win for Free Speech!

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