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Last month, Joe Jonas welcomed his second
daughter with wife Sophie Turner, and we all know babies ain’t
cheap … even for a JoBro. So Joe opted for a new gig promoting Xeomin, a Botox
alternative that reduces fine lines and wrinkles. My Thought: He’s 33 and hawking injectables. I can’t wait to
see his ad for adult diapers when he’s 37. |
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Remember last week how annoyed Ben
Affleck was over the number of paparazzi on his and Jennifer My Thought: how soon after this second ‘I do’ will Ben
disappear into the house while JAf parties all night on Instagram? |
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They say everything old is new again and with Madonna that’s almost true. Everything old is new again except Madonna. See, Madge turned 64 this week and partied like she was dyslexic and thought she was 46. And because the only tricks she has any more are the old ones, she posted two pictures of herself deep throating a couple of gal pals just like she did nearly twenty years ago to Britney and Xtina at the VMA’s. Soooo controversial! My Thought: Grandma could get arrested if she keeps this up,
but then everything old again is Madonna. |
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In case we needed further proof that Hollywood is anti-women or that Chris Pratt ... the least interesting of the Chris's ... was a douche,
Bryce Dallas Howard revealed that she was paid far less than Pratt Jurassic World. But
Bryce actually praised Chris by saying he went to bat for her and “pushed
for [me] to receive equal pay on other franchise opportunities that were not
already contractually binding, such as spinoff video games and
theme-park rides” after she told him the terms of the three-picture contract she signed in
2014. My Thought: Yeah, he went to bat, but still cashed his giant
check. Hey Chris, howsabout saying you won’t do the film unless Bryce Dallas Howard
gets the same money as you? I mean, she did all the same stunts, and in heels. |
