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We had a houseguest here at the casa, a friend from Florida, and after he left, Carlos set about cleaning the guestroom, doing the linens and bathrooms and such while I was at work. When I came home he said: “I think I lost one of the pillowcases because It’s not there.” So, I checked the bed thinking it got tangled in the sheets
and was somewhere in there; no luck. I told him I couldn’t find it and didn’t
know where else to look. But a bit later I wondered about the laundry room. I
checked the washer no; I looked in the dryer, no. Then I looked behind
the dryer and there it was, having fallen as he was putting the linens into the
wash. I told him where it was and dug it out from behind the dryer as he came
into the laundry and said:
Of course then I explained that I only realized he was a
moron because I, too, have accidentally knocked something behind the dryer and
then tore the house apart looking for it. I guess we’re just two morons … |
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Tuxedo’s note for The Felon from November 2020: Maybe if you hadn’t murdered 230,000+ Americans before Election Day, you might have liked the outcome better.  |
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A Guide to Decluttering: The Poop Rule: Ask yourself if this item had poop on it would you wash it off or throw it away. Follow me for more Life Hacks! PS Even if it was Carlos and he had poop on him, I might toss
him but thankfully he can wash off the poop himself. Sorry. |
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Dammit, not again. I forgot what I came in here to get. Why
does this keep happening to me? |
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I didn’t say this, and don’t know who did, but this is
exactly how I feel … When someone uses the word “illegal” I am instantly done
with whatever they have to say. I live in America, a nation stolen from Indigenous
peoples, built on the backs of slaves, and made prosperous by the sweat and
blood of immigrants. “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.” My country is not white. It’s not Christian. It’s American.
It’s made up of people from around the globe. Humans are not illegal but your
dehumanization and demonization should be. |
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Just a note to those who are upset about Pete Hegseth’s
desire to scrub the names of LGBTQ+ Americans and Americans of Color—such as
Harvey Milk and Harriet Tubman—the fact is that in 100 years people will still remember Harvey
and Harriet but not one will remember Pete Hegseth as anything other than a bigoted drunk. |
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ABC News has decided not to renew Terry Moran’s contract
after the allegedly divisive comments he made about Pee Wee German, AKA Stephen
‘Adolf’ Miller on his personal social media account. ABC is yet another cowardly news organization caving
to The Fascist. Turn off ABC—which apparently stands for Always Been
Chicken—and listen to independent journalists who aren’t afraid to speak truth
to power. Stand with Terry. RESIST! |
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Gennaro Lillio is a 35-year-old model and actor who has appeared on the cover of The Perfect Man Magazine but the important thing is, Would You Hit It?  |
