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Sometimes it’s just a simple giggle, like last night as we
sat watching the news before going to bed, and Carlos said:
And then he proceeds to tell me how he feels Tuxedo in the
house, and Tuxedo trying to climb onto his chair, and I said: “That’s not crazy at all.” |
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This is a Tuxedo from way back in April 2009: “Yup, that's how it's done!” That was always the best way to find him, stretched out in
the sun enjoying himself. |
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The flowers are blooming, the trees are leafing out, the
days are growing longer, and so I dug my Spring Ensemble from the closet. |
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Dear Republicans: Please stop acting like arming teachers is the
answer when you don’t even trust them to pick out books for your children or
teach actual history to your children. |
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A Wisconsin teacher had asked kids to sing a Miley Cyrus
song, but school administrators say it’s too controversial for elementary
school because the song, “Rainbowland,” a duet between Cyrus and Dolly Parton
features the line: “Wouldn’t it be nice to live in paradise … where we’re free to be exactly who we are.” So controversial. |
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James and Jennifer Crumbley, the parents of the Oxford High
School shooter Ethan Crumbley, will stand trial on four counts of involuntary
manslaughter for the four deaths their son caused in a November 2021 school
shooting. Good. |
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I pissed off two people today by calling them hipsters. Apparently
the politically correct term is conjoined twins. Yeah, I know, I’m gonna burn in Hell … |
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In Utah, a parent has grown Frustrated by the books being
removed from school libraries and says there’s one book that hasn’t been
challenged, but perhaps should be. So they submitted a request for the district
to review the Bible for inappropriate content like: “Incest, onanism, bestiality, prostitution, genital mutilation, fellatio, dildos, rape, and even infanticide. You’ll no doubt find that the Bible, under Utah Code Ann. § 76-10-1227, has ‘no serious values for minors’ because it’s pornographic by our new definition.” Pornography, right? |
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When you go to vote from now on through forever, pleased
remember that the very next day after three children were shot dead in a
Nashville school, Republicans turned to Congress still wearing their assault
weapons pins in lieu of the American flag pins. If that doesn’t sicken you, you have no soul. |
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| The show Minx first appeared on HBOMax but wasn’t renewed after it’s first season, so Starz picked it up. It’s about a woman trying to start a feminist magazine in the early 70s and being coerced into adding nude men to increase circulation. After the first episode aired, my thought was: “I have never seen so many penises at one time in my life;” and I’ve seen a lotta dick, just sayin’. And the first two centerfolds were quite hot, though they both used the prosthetic penis in their full nude scenes, so I’ll just give their names—Taylor Zakhar Perez, left, and Nate Crnkovich, right—and faces, and their rather nice asses, then ask the age old question: Which One Would You Hit? |
