Caption This

My friend Laura posted this picture to Facebook and tagged me in the post because she knows two things I loathe most in the world are Dancing with the [Not] Stars and Tyra 'That ain't a forehead, it's a fivehead' Banks.

It's Sad ....

... when no one wants to sit beside the racist at the meeting.

... when the kid no one likes eats alone.

... when a pasty faced clown, a sexual predator and a man who gleefully takes away children's heathcare sit together.

... when even Paul Ryan and Mitch McTurtle don't want to sit next to you.

Your turn ... caption this photo.

Just For Fun .... Kaption These:

Apparently, Kim Kash Kow Kardashian, clothing designer, serial bride, media whore and pron star, has come up with a lingerie line and the pictures are a hoot.
Her lips look more jacked than Lohan's and she's been photo-shopped to within a foot of her ginormous ass.
So, come up with some good KimKaptions:

Not so much a Come-Hither-Just-Had-Sex look,
as it is a Just Been Gangbanged By Cellblock 4 look.

Rebecca Of Crazybrook Farm.

But Geppetto, I wanna be a real girl.
There's more plastic here than a Lego factory..