30% Of Republicans Are Brain Dead

The man has produced his birth certificate TWICE, yet 30% of Republicans still think Barack Obama was not born in this country. 

And, on a similar note, 30% of Republicans apparently think Hawaii is not an actual US state.

This new poll, which also shows that 16% of all Americans are as brain dead as that 30% of Republicans, was conducted the week of April 29 to May 2, AFTER Obama released the birth certificate AGAIN and addressed the news media on the topic.

Other groups who are not using their brains, are Conservatives, 34% of whom believe Obama is not an American citizen, and those without a college degree...DUH...21% of whom are clinically moronic.

Seriously, people, the man has shown his birth certificate twice now and yet you still don't buy it? That leads to just one conclusion, well, maybe two. 

You're all a bunch of idiots, or you're a bunch of racists.

Which is it?

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Courtney Love Is Dead?

Courtney Love has died. A victim of a Hollywood murder so heinous I can barely say it aloud.

Courtney Love was murdered by....Courtney Love.

See, The Artist Formerly Known As Courtney Love no longer wants to be called Courtney Love. In an interview, she admits: "Courtney Love is dead. We've all decided we don't like her any more. We love her when she goes onstage, but I don't need her in the rest of my life. The name Courtney Love is a way to oppress me."

She has also apparently decided that the new name, TAFKACL, is a bit to hard to pronounce, so she will subsequently be known as Courtney Michelle; Love's birth name is Courtney Michelle Harrison.

I could be wrong, but I liked Courtney Love. She was fun at parties; she always had the best drugs; her Tweets were illiterate joy. My most fun nights were spent waking up in a pile of vomit in Courtney Love's guesthouse bathroom. That's how you knew the party was good. But this Courtney Michelle mother-effer sounds like a tired old porn queen.

Courtney Love is dead.

To me.