Showing posts with label Track Palin. Show all posts
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Saturday, December 23, 2017

It's Snarkurday!

Recently Jessica Chastain revealed that a big named actor told her to stop Tweeting about the sex scandals in Hollywood and the #MeToo movement. People speculated that it was everyone from Matthew McConaughey to Idris Elba to Matt Damon.

I thought, Damon? No way, but now … Minnie Driver, who dated Damon during and shortly after appearing together in Good Will Hunting—note: Damon broke up with her when he told Oprah on her show that he didn’t have a girlfriend which was news to his girlfriend, Minnie—read Damon’s latest mansplaining of how the world works and had a few choice words for her him.

It seems during an upcoming interview for ABC with film critic Peter Travers, Matt thought it best to explain that some kinds of sexual harassment aren’t as bad as others:
“I think it’s wonderful that women are feeling empowered to tell their stories and it’s totally necessary. I do believe there’s a spectrum of behavior… There’s a difference between patting someone on the butt and rape or child molestation, right? Both of those behaviors need to be confronted and eradicated without question, but they shouldn’t be conflated.”
Well, Minnie read Matt’s interview and took to The Twitter, with a link to Damon’s interview:
“Good God, SERIOUSLY?”
And then she added:
Gosh it’s so *interesting how men with all these opinions about women’s differentiation between sexual misconduct, assault and rape reveal themselves to be utterly tone deaf and as a result, systemically part of the problem (*profoundly unsurprising)”
Good for Minnie, because, um, Matt? I like you, I do—though you aren’t Husband In My Head material—but any form of sexual harassment, from verbal to a pat on the ass to groping to rape is unacceptable, m’kay?

I believe you have daughters, so I’m sure if they told you about a man in a powerful position, their boss, or co-workers, grabbing their ass, you wouldn’t tell them it’s all relative. Would you?

Sit down, please, and don’t speak for women again.
Well, y’all remember that Omarosa Manigault Newman resigned was dragged from the White House last week and she instantly ran to the media to tell sell her story.

And the media wasn’t having it, as when Robin Roberts listened to Omarosa and then said, “Well, she has a story to sell. Bye Felicia.”
And that also set Omarosa off, and so she went back to the media to whine about it, and told Inside Edition what she thought of Robin’s farewell bid:
“That was petty. It’s a black woman civil war.”
Petty; from the woman who made a career of petty during her career on reality TV.
With the #MeToo movement having a seemingly endless supply of sexual predators to out, it’s not going anywhere. But one ALLEGED sexual harasser, Russell Simmons, started his own hashtag movement in an effort to deflect from the allegations leveled at him.

Hence the #NotMe movement, and this statement from Simmons:
Today, I begin to properly defend myself. I will prove without any doubt that I am innocent of all rape charges. Today, I will focus on “The Original Sin” (Keri Claussen), the claim that created this insane pile on of my #MeToo. Stay tuned! We’ll share information today… And tomorrow the case of Jenny Lumet. My intention is not to diminish the #MeToo movement in anyway, but instead hold my accusers accountable. #NotMe Again, this is not a movement against or even in conjunction with #Metoo . It’s just a statement about my innocence.
Trouble is, some women saw the emerging #NotMe mess and decided that they’d stayed silent long enough. And so that’s when former America’s Next Top Model judge Kelly Cutrone revealed her story about the time Russell tried to rape her in 1991, saying:
“The #NotMe thing? I’m going to do a #YeahYou. F**k you.”
Kelly says she and Simmons were walking to a party together; he’d asked her to stop by his apartment earlier in the evening, but she declined. As they walked, he said he needed to stop in at a friend’s place and when they got in the door—of an apartment she now thinks was his—he pushed her to the ground and tried to take her clothes off. She kicked and screamed and threatened to have him murdered and finally escaped, but stayed silent for reasons which are her own until Simmons started #NotMe.

Today she says of Simmons, an avid yogi:
“I hope he chokes on his om pendant.”
Brava! #YeahYou
Last summer Beyoncé had to pull out of Coachella because she was “pregnant” and with no such excuse this year the show will go on.

But for anyone who wants a Destiny’s Child reunion, child please. Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams won’t be on the guest list, nor will any of Destiny’s former children, like LaTavia Roberson and LeToya Luckett, because Beyoncé is about Beyoncé, and nothing more.

Still, the Beyhive is saying there are all kinds of clues on social media that there will be some massive reunion and they will not let it go.

Until it happens and then they act like they knew all along, lest they piss off Bey.

Again, if it’s not all about Beyoncé it’s not happening.
Well, Track Palin, the spawn of Mama Grizzly Bore™, has been arrested on domestic violence charges … again.

 Track was arraigned on three counts: felony burglary, misdemeanor reckless assault and misdemeanor criminal mischief for causing up to $500 in property damage; each charge was related to domestic violence.

A source close to the situation—and you know it’s Blister because she’s been out of the news lately—says Track was breaking and entering into his parent’s home where he beat up his daddy, Todd, before Todd and the MGB™ fled the scene in two different cars.

The Palins, America’s white trashiest family.
Oh, if only this applied to her entire life … 

The New York Daily News is reporting that Mariah Carey has contractually agreed to stay “positively silent” about ex-fiancé James Packer after he paid her millions of dollars in settlement when they engagement ended.

Like I said, if only this applied to her entire life.
I am no fan of Mira Sorvino, but even she didn’t deserve this …

 Back in October. Mira told The New Yorker that in 1995 Harvey Weinstein tried pursuing her while promoting Mighty Aphrodite and that because she said ‘No! A thousand times No’ her career instantly stalled. Weinstein responded by saying that there were “never any acts of retaliation against any women for refusing his advances.”

Well, that might be a lie, because directors Peter Jackson and Terry Zwigoff both claim that Harvey Weinstein actively encouraged them not to work with Mira Sorvino. In fact, Peter Jackson, who calls Harvey and Bob Weinstein “second-rate Mafia bullies”, says the two ALLEGEDLY orchestrated a “smear campaign” against both Sorvino and fellow Weinstein-accuser Ashley Judd.

Jackson says he met with the Weinstein’s in the late 90s to pitch the Lord of  the Rings and The Hobbit films, and expressed interest in casting Mira and Ashley in one or more of the films, but says Harvey and Bob told him that both Mira and Ashley were a “nightmare” to work with, and that he should “avoid them at all costs.”

Jackson was kind of disgusted by the conversation and, instead of dealing with Weinstein and Miramax to release the films, he took the project to New Line Cinema, though he did not hire Sorvino or Judd. Jackson says he then chose to never work with the Weinstein’s again.

Director Terry Zwigoff backs up Jackson’s story with one of his own; he says he considered casting Sorvino in 2003s Bad Santa, which was being made by Dimension, a division of The Weinstein Company, but every time he brought up Mira’s name over the phone the Weinstein’s hung up on him:
“I was interested in casting Mira Sorvino in BAD SANTA, but every time I mentioned her over the phone to the Weinstein’s, I'd hear a CLICK. What type of person just hangs up on you like that?! I guess we all know what type of person now. I'm really sorry Mira.”
The Weinstein Boys, Harvey’s the pig and Bob’s the pig who covered for the pig while it was convenient.
Speaking of pigs… after decades of unchecked sexual harassment stories broke last week, chef Mario Batali has been fired from The Chew, The Food Network has put the kibosh on a planned Malto Mario reboot, and Batali has stepped down from day to day operations at the 26 restaurants he co-owns.

Clearly, folks are done with Batali so what does he do? Mario, who has already publicly apologized for his behavior, decided to apologize again in a newsletter:
“As many of you know, this week there has been some news coverage about some of my past behavior.
I have made many mistakes and I am so very sorry that I have disappointed my friends, my family, my fans and my team. My behavior was wrong and there are no excuses. I take full responsibility.
Sharing the joys of Italian food, tradition and hospitality with all of you, each week, is an honor and privilege. Without the support of all of you — my fans — I would never have a forum in which to expound on this. 
I will work every day to regain your respect and trust.
Ps. in case you’re searching for a holiday-inspired breakfast, these Pizza Dough Cinnamon Rolls are a fan favorite.”
Yes, after apologizing for sexually harassing and assaulting women, he included a recipe.

I think they should call them To Catch A Predator Cinnamon Buns!
Uh oh, blame it on The Biebs?

Selena Gomez's mother, Mandy, was hospitalized after a "heated” conversation with her daughter over Selena’s ALLEGED rekindling of her relationship with Justin Bieber.

Sources—and it’s probably Justin—say Mandy had a shouting match with Selena about the reunion, and when Selena said she and The Biebs were in couple’s therapy, Mandy flipped. A fight ensued, police were called, and Mandy was "voluntarily" transported to a hospital for treatment.

Like I said, blame it on The Biebs when mother’s try to verbally beat their daughters who go back to dating the pipsqueak.

Saturday, January 23, 2016

It's Snarkurday!

Well, color me not surprised, but Kim Kardastrophe isn’t the only member of That Family to have a sex tape.

Appearing on Watch What Happens Live last Sunday night, Khloe Kardastrophe revealed that she and her sex-addicted ex-husband Lamar Odom also filmed themselves getting down and dirty:
“I’ve definitely recorded myself having sex with my ex-husband, but not like, talking to camera. You remember those little cameras, little video cameras, that was my jam for a moment.”
And now, somewhere in California, That Woman is sandpapering her fingertips and taking a class in safe cracking.

Sadly, though, I imagine that everyone in That Family has a sex tape, all the way from That Woman boning FDR back in the Lincoln Bedroom, to the young untalented one … whatever is her name? … boning a hobo on the Santa Monica Pier.


This is so Liza-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a!!

And it’s all in Barry Avrich’s upcoming tell-all, “Moguls, Monsters and Madmen: An Uncensored Life in Show Business” in which he tells the story about meeting with Liza Minnelli to ask her to film a video to benefit AIDS research:
“I knocked on her door and a woman answered. She was wearing a colorful caftan, a matching turban and not a stitch of makeup . . . she told us to have a seat in the living room and that Ms. Minnelli would be with us shortly. I assumed this rather eccentric woman was Liza’s assistant or maid.”
Avrich sat and waited … and waited and waited and waited … for forty-five minutes for Minnelli to appear and when she finally did, he realized that it was Liza who’d answered the door and told him to wait for Ms. Minnelli.

I guess she was playing the dual role of maid and Madame that day.


Well well well, for the family who Drunken-Brawls-At-BBQs, and has an Abstinence-Preaching-Twice-Unwed-Mother, and a Homophobic-Ranting-Nit-Twit-Teenager, this is not so surprising but …

Track Palin — yes, his name is Track — the son of Mama Grizzly Bore™, was arrested this week on domestic violence charges after he got himself liquored up like mama taught him, grabbed an assault weapon, assaulted a woman and then tried to keep her from calling the police on his ass. He is being held without bail, and the question is …

Can he see Russia from his cell?

Oh, and a sidenote, Mama Grizzly Bore™ blames his drunken-firearm-brandishing-beat-down-of-a-woman on PTSD and ... wait for it ... it's rich ... President Obama.

Uh huh.


I guess with all the drama involving her son and her ex-husband, Madonna can be excused for forgetting the trivial parts of her life … like when she’s supposed to be onstage.

Madonna’s Rebel Heart Tour began back in September and she toured through December  — taking off for the holidays and family court — and then started touring again this month.

This week she did a show in Louisville, Kentucky that didn’t go so well. She pleased some of her fans, but pissed off many others after the show started three hours late and Madonna appeared to be drunk on stage. One fan said, “Madonna was very drunk” while another played it off, saying she was only “a lil drunk but funny.”

But then she pissed off even more people by trashing the people of Kentucky — where she was performing! — by speaking in a fake hillbilly accent that went over as well as her famous fake British accent.

Madonna heard about the complaining and she posted a response on Instagram, because she’s a fourteen-year … no offense to fourteen-year-olds:
Working on my stand up laying down. Good practice!!! Thanks Louisville! the tears of a clown soon to follow the #rebelheartour and for those people who like to believe all they read i never drink and perform!!! My show is 2 hours and 15 minutes of non stop singing and dancing. In Louisville I made a joke about doing a stand comedy act dressed as a clown and being able to drink alcohol. Its so very interesting how society continues to not only treat me in a totally sexist way (if i a were a man no one would have said a thing) and also continue to take everything i say literally! Thats what happens when people don’t read books and get all information from TMZ.
I guess those fans who say the show started three hours late were wrong, as were all the fans who said she was drunk. But the ones who say she’s an aging out-of-touch diva with little to no discernible talent, but an ego the size of a small car, are correct.

Oh, and later the same week she was two-and-a-half hours late to her Nashville concert, with Reba McEntire Tweeting live from the audience with updates, saying the show was to start at 8PM but Madonna didn’t come out until 10:31.

I believe Reba.


Now, howsabout some Tori Spelling juice that isn’t about her cheating husband and her crybaby “reality” show antics?

Okay, here it is: she’s being sued by Amex for not paying a nearly $38,000; well, she sent the coins, you know, but the check bounced.

Now, Tori grew up in the biggest house in LA County with a massively wealthy family, but she inherited less than a million and so she was forced to whore herself, her husband—who met one another while cheating on their spouses remember—and her children on television.
But all those coins weren’t enough to cover her Spelling-sized spending habits.

But Mama Candy came to the rescue and has admitted that she’s covering Tori's bills because Tori and Dean haven’t got two nickels to rub together. A paparazzo caught up with Candy, who inherited the bulk of her late husband, Aaron Spelling’s estate, and asked if she knew about Tori’s Amex debt and Candy seemed surprised but then said:
“I’ve been helping her out, I’m paying all her bills now. I’m not paying extras like that. I’m not paying any back payments, just for the house and the kids school and the food.”
And when asked how Tori could lose all her 90210 money, and reality money and book money and the nearly one million Daddy left her, Candy said:
I don’t know. Extravagance I guess.”
Ouch.


So, Jada Pinkett Smith has been in the news this week crying Oscar boycott because her husband didn't get a nomination; Will took to the news outlets himself today to give a word salad worthy of Mama Grizzly Bore™ about lack of diversity in the nominations without exactly crying about not getting a nod for his attempt at accent in ConcussionBut this is other Will and Jada news …

Alexis Arquette just snuck in on Facebook and slapped both Jada and Will for being closeted homosexuals …and how he won’t hear their talk of boycotting until they both some out:
“When Jada comes out as Gay and her beard husband admits his first marriage ended when she [his first wife] walked in to him butt servicing his Sugar Daddy Benny Medina … then I will listen to them. Will threw a fit on the set of Six degrees of seperation [sic] when he was required by the scene to kiss Anthony Rapp. He persuaded the director t shoot the back of his head in frame. Blocking the non existant [sic] lip lock entirely, Fuck him. Gays have enemies. They lurk in gilded closets. Outing is healthy. You are either with us or against us. You decide. Today.”
Alexis’ post has been deleted, but, as in all things internet, the screen shot lives forever.