Showing posts with label Border Wall. Show all posts
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Thursday, January 30, 2020
Bobservations
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Last week _____ unveiled the new logo for the “Space Force”, the recently formed sixth branch of the Armed Forces; the Draft Dodger said:
“After consultation with our Great Military Leaders, designers, and others, I am pleased to present the new logo for the United States Space Force, the Sixth Branch of our Magnificent Military!”
Many people noticed that the Space Force logo looks very similar to that of Star Trek’s Starfleet Command but … one person pointed out that the Starfleet logo is actually based on the Space Force logo because Starfleet won’t be founded until 2130.
Think on that.
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In another case of this country becoming the land of hate of poor people, poor people of color, last week SCOTUS gave the go-ahead for one of _____’s hardline immigration policies.
Now this country—whose Statue of Liberty says, “Give me your tired, your poor …”—will now implement a rule denying legal permanent residency to certain immigrants—the brown ones, I’m guessing—that are deemed likely to require government assistance in the future.
Only the wealthy need come in. America, as we knew it, as it has been for over two hundred years, is over.
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If you need me, I’ll be in California, snorkeling …
Last week, at the Rodney Strong vineyards in Sonoma County, a “blending tank door” popped open and spilled :::gasp::: 97,112 gallons of red wine spilled into the nearby Russian River.
I’ll be gone all week until that spill is completely cleaned up!
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Martina Navratilova and John McEnroe have been reprimanded by Tennis Australian after staging an on-court protest at the Australian Open calling for the Margaret Court Arena to be renamed.
The tennis legends strode across the court this week carrying a banner bearing the words 'Evonne Goolagong Arena', in recognition of the Australian ex-player. The pair want the arena’s named changed because Margaret Court, while a legend, is also virulently anti-LGBTQ+.
Navratilova and McEnroe's protest came one day after Tennis Australia commemorated the 50th anniversary of Court's calendar Grand Slam.
But she was a hate-filled bigot then, and remains so today. It’s time her name was scrubbed from the arena.
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Just this week, at a rally in New Jersey, _____crowed:
“The money is won. And we are now building that beautiful wall. This powerful border wall is going up at record speed, and we just reached over 100 miles of wall. And next year we’ll be over 400 miles. And shortly thereafter it will be complete.”
Mere hours later a section of that powerful wall—not a new section but a replacement section—fell over in 37 mph winds; trees next to the wall have kept it from falling over entirely.
It’s like the wall is as flimsy as _____’s impeachment defense.
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Demi Lovato released the song Sober in June 2018, and in it, she admitted to tumbling off the wagon after six years of sobriety. One month later, Demi overdosed. Demi spent some time getting treatment in rehab, and since she’s gotten out, she’s laid low career-wise.
But at last week’s Grammys she gave the performance of the night with a song called Anyone that she wrote just four days before that overdose. It’s painful, and yet the message should be heard.
“Anyone, please send me anyone Lord, is there anyone? I need someone Anyone, please send me anyone Lord, is there anyone? I need someone.”
Listen.
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Hot male model Taylor Phillips. Dressed or undressed. Jeans or long johns.
Undressed, I think.
And limber.
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Thursday, November 07, 2019
Bobservations
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Tuxedo went to the vet.
I noticed he had licked the fur off the back of his front leg and so, after Carlos did a quick check, we took him to the vet to see what was what. Turns out it may have been a bug bite that he scratched and then cut into his skin, so he began licking to clean it and the fur came off; or, it is the result of a play fight with either Max or Consuelo. Either way, it’s nothing bad and he’s on anti-biotics—which he hates—and a twice daily cleanse of the area.
But this isn’t about that, it’s about the joy of Tuxedo. See, he was a bit of an abused cat when we rescued him; he’d been adopted out several times and always returned to the vet’s office in Miami as “mean.” Then we took him, and let him acclimate to our house and the five other cats we had at the time, and Tuxedo has become the sweetest, friendliest cat ever.
And that leads us to the vet’s office in Smallville.
While he cried in the car on the ride, once there he was calm and watching the goings on from inside his carrier. When we got in with the vet tech, as she was weighing him and checking him out, he was perfectly calm and easy going. Then came to thermometer up the butt; and he was calm and handled it like any bottom at any gay bar anywhere … or something. But … as she finished with him, Tuxedo stood on his hind legs and put his paws on my chest and rested his head against me. The vet tech squeeed with delight about the hug he was giving me. And when the doctor came in, and now the vet tech was holding Tuxedo for the exam, he stood on his hind legs and gave the vet tech a hug, too. And the doctor loved that; she asked if Tuxedo would give her a hug and, yes, he did. And then they took his picture while hugging the doctor.
Long story a little shorter … as we left with his medications we stopped to pay at the desk and were asked our pet’s name.
“Tuxedo.” “The one who hugged the doctor?” “Um, yeah. Do you want one?” “Can I?”
And she could.
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CNN New Day‘s Alisyn Camerota caught up with a slew of delusional _____ voters and asked that woman up there—who reeks of _____ support—about his presidency so far and that woman called it “fantabulous.” So, Camerota asked if there was anything he could do to make her not vote for him, and brought up _____’s asinine claim:
“If he shot someone on Fifth Avenue, would you vote for him?” “Why did he shoot him?”
That's what she cares about. Seriously, she wouldn’t care if he shot someone, she’d just want to know why.
I’d like to know why people who are either clinically insane or dumb as a box of fucking rocks, can vote in this country.
See all the crazy HERE
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Bishop Paul Morton is preaching at Greater St. Stephen Full Gospel Baptist Church—one of those megachurches—for his congregation to vote Republican because … Pete is gay:
“Dems I pray U will use wisdom in voting. Being too liberal will not win. I am not Homophobic. But it is definitely not the time 4 POTUS 2b a man with his husband up there by his side. There are those of us who love everybody But we believe in the Biblical Definition of Marriage.”
And then he called out God:
“If I am homophobic God is too. All I know is I’m following Him and His Word. I know He loves The World and I do too. But I will not go against God’s Word to please you or no one else.”
My question for Homophobic “Preacher” is this one: how does God feel about you campaigning from the pulpit? Maybe the government should tax your Republican Church. And next time you
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RuPaul’s Drag Race alums Bob the Drag Queen, Shangela, and Eureka O’Hara are starring in a new unscripted series from HBO called We’re Here where they “teach their own ‘drag daughters’ to step outside their comfort zone for a night of no-holds-barred, full-on drag.”
Sounds fabulous. I’ll be watching it…purse first!
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Are you surprised? I’m not …
Last week _____ silently abandoned the idea of releasing proposals to combat gun violence that his White House debated for months following last summer’s mass shootings.
Why did he do it? He was counseled by political advisers, including campaign manager Brad Parscale and acting chief of staff Mick Mulvaney, that gun legislation could splinter his political coalition. So, he’ll continue to let Americans die by gun violence because he wants to be reelected.
That’s all.
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Oh but wait, he’s also teaching hate to children.
At a Halloween party last week at the Eisenhower Executive Office Building children were encouraged to help “Build the Wall” with their own personalized bricks. Children taught to build a wall to keep brown kids out.
Photos posted on social media show Vice President Michael Elizabeth Pence was present for that racist xenophobic Halloween, but his handlers want y’all to know that he did not go beyond his office, which is on the second floor.
Then how was he there?
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Miss Lindsey Graham said this in September:
“If you could show me that, you know, _____ actually was engaging in a quid pro quo, outside the phone call, that would be very disturbing.”
Miss Lindsey this week:
“I've written the whole process off. ... I think this is a bunch of B.S.”
He is putting his love for kissing _____’s ass above the country.
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Blue Wave what?
Democrats claimed majorities in both houses of Virginia’s legislature in Tuesday’s statewide elections, securing the first unified Democratic government in that state in 26 years.
Also in Virginia, Democrat Ghazala Hashmi unseated GOP state Senator Glen Sturtevant this week to become the first Muslim woman elected to the state senate.
And … Juli Briskman, that Virginia woman who was fired from her job after flipping off _____’s motorcade in 2017 won a seat on the Loudoun County Board of Supervisors, beating the incumbent Republican in her district.
And … Virginia Democratic state Delegate Danica Roem—the first openly transgender person in any state legislature—defeated Republican challenger Kelly McGinn.
And … in Kentucky the underdog Democratic Attorney General Andy Beshear appeared have won his gubernatorial bid over Republican Governor Matt Bevin, a staunch _____ ally. _____ even campaign for Bevin last week, begging people not to vote Blue saying, ‘Don’t do that to me.’
But they did.
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Finally … Alfonso Troyano.
A Spanish model—and you know I just loves my Latino men—with gorgeous hair, beautiful eyes; that smile, those dimples. The body.
Even rocking the 70s porn ‘stache he floats my boat.
Yum.
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