Showing posts with label Transparency. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Transparency. Show all posts
Sunday, April 28, 2019
The Funny Papers
Jack Ohman, Mike Luckovich, Adam Zyglis, Michael de Adder, Nick Anderson, Pat Bagley, Chris Britt, Ed Hall, David Horsey, Steve Sack, Jim Morin
Wednesday, June 21, 2017
No One—Other Than The McTurtle Staff—Has Seen The Senate Version of GOPDon’tCare
Bloomberg
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Thursday, December 08, 2016
Random Musings
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Chris Evans is hot ... and political ... and has a good sense of humor because he obviously doesn’t live in Dumbfuckistan.
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So sorry Pat.
North Carolina Governor Pat McCrory has conceded to Attorney General Roy Cooper in the state’s gubernatorial race.
Finally, we can consider him #Flushed
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I found it especially ironic that President-elect _____ had another SNL Tweetsplosion after the show aired a skit about how much he Tweets.
The man doesn’t get it.
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Yes, this is a Tweet from me, but it makes me giggle every time I see so I chose it for this weeks’ win.
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Wednesday, July 09, 2014
That's Our Nikki: Blackmailing The People For A Vote
Wednesday, July 24, 2013
That's Our Nikki: Haley Named To Worst Governor's List
We sure know how to pick ‘em down here in South Carolina.
Our very own governor, Nikki Haley, was just named by Citizens
for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington [CREW] as one of the worst
governors in America. Yippee for us!
CREW says Haley has undermined transparency in state
government by withholding details about her outside employment while she served
in the state legislature and shielding her communication with her staff.
For much of her term, Haley has faced an ethics
investigation and a lawsuit related to her employment while serving as a state
representative.
An ethics complaint filed in 2012 alleged that Haley
illegally lobbied on behalf of Lexington Medical Center, where she worked for
nearly two years, and solicited donations to the hospital’s foundation from
lobbyists and companies with business before
the state, including payday lenders to whom Haley, as governor, has maintained
strong political ties.
Haley also earned more than $40,000 in consulting fees from
an engineering firm and then participated in a
vote related to the company; she disclosed those earnings only when she was
forced to because she was running for governor. But, after initially finding
probable cause that a violation occurred, the House Ethics Committee cleared Haley
of all charges in June 2012.
Additionally, Nikki Haley has continued her
predecessor, Mark Sanford’s, legally dubious practice of only archiving emails
between herself and the public; her
internal staff emails have all been deleted, which some attorneys have said
destroys essential public records. In an effort to explain all the deleted
emails, Nikki has made the implausible claim about her contact with her staff;
for example, she wants us to believe that she and her chief of staff did not
communicate via email for an entire month
in 2011.
She has also faced accusations of avoiding use of her
state-issued cellphone and only conducting state business on a personal
cellphone.
Totally transparent.
In March 2011 report in The
State found that 26 of the 59
people that Governor Haley appointed to state boards and commissions were
donors to her campaign, and had contributing at least $74,000 in total.
Between November 2010 and October 2011, Haley took at least
17 flights on the private planes owned by people with potential business before
the state, including the chief executive officer of a pharmaceutical company
that received $4.5 million in state funds.
CREW Executive Director Melanie Sloan:
“Given the array of ethics investigations into Governor Haley’s conduct, her efforts to conceal records from the public suggest there may be further misdeeds. The failure of investigators to identify wrongdoing by Gov. Haley speaks more to South Carolina’s weak ethics laws than to Gov. Haley’s probity.”
That’s our Nikki. Governor; for now.
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Tuesday, August 28, 2012
Dear Nikki Haley: Grow The F**k Up
Nikki Haley is supposedly one of the GOP's bright, shiny
stars--she's even been given a chance to speak at the RNC this week--but there are many of us in South Carolina who find this questionable.
See, Nikki is just the kind of politician the GOP--in the wake of Todd Akin's
idiocy--should avoid. She's a tyrant and a bully, and, well, a liar; if she
doesn't get her way, she foot stomps and pouts and cries foul.
She's.....she's.....she's
Mittsy, in a dress.
After the Mark "Hiking
The Appalachian Trail So I Can Schtup My Mistress In Rio" Sanford debacle,
Nikki Haley ran for Guv'nah of South Carolina on a platform of transparency. We
would never question her, she said; her office would be open, she said.
She lied. And when people
question her lies, Nikki gets pissy. Again, like Mittsy.
A week or so ago, Governor Nikki Haley and Attorney General Alan Wilson
unveiled a package of ethics reform proposals at a news conference in
Charleston. The first reporter to speak after the governor opened up the
floor to questions was The State's Gina Smith and as she finished her
question, Haley shot back, "Gina, I am not going to answer any of your
questions," before moving on to other reporters in the room.
Wow.
Why so harsh Nikki? Well, as with most high school mean girls, and Nikki surely
has the demeanor of a mean girl, she took to Facebook to respond to why she
refused to answer any questions by Smith:
"In response to my refusal to answer Gina Smith's question today; she is the same report that 1) wrote a Front Page, Above the Fold story about me being indicted, with no truth what so ever. 2) She went on to write a story about my 14 year old daughter without having the facts, against the urging of SLED Chief Keel that said it was unprecedented to write about a governor's child knowing the safety concerns. Respect is a two way street."
Um,
Nikki, you're a public official, dear, and reporters write the stories the
public needs to hear. There was an indictment, though it was never handed down,
but it was a story. As for the story about your child, she didn't write about
your child, she wrote about you using your influence as governor, to get your child a job.
Take
it slow Nikki. You get yourself all riled up. See, this isn't the first
time Haley has clashed with a reporter in public. Back in 2011, Haley referred to Renee Dudley, a Post
and Courier reporter,
as a "little girl" during a radio interview. The comment was in
response to Dudley's reporting on expenses incurred during a European trip by
Haley and other state officials.
Haley
later said she regretted her choice of words.
Well,
that makes me wonder, why act like a little girl yourself, Nikki, and refuse to
answer a reporters’ questions because you don't like what they've said about
you in the past. Why
not rise above and answer a question? Because, like Mittsy, and most of the
GOP, you don't feel any need to respond to questions that are too hard, or too
deep.
So,
so transparent.
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Tuesday, July 31, 2012
That's Our Nikki: She Has One Of Her Friends Give Her Daughter A State job
Our beloved [?] Guv’nah, the dishonorable Nikki Haley has
seen to it that at least one South Carolinian has gotten a job in these tough
economic times.
Her 14-year-old daughter is working in the State House gift
shop, which is run by the S.C. Department of Parks, Recreation and Tourism, a
state agency whose director, Duane Parrish, is appointed by Haley.
She appoints a man who hires her children.
That’s our Nikki, working for all of South Carolina,
starting first with her friends and family.
Parks, Recreation and Tourism officials have referred all questions
by South Carolina newspaper, The State, about the teen’s job, including whether
or not it was in the agency’s budget, to the governor’s office, but, not so surprisingly,
Nikki Haley isn’t talking about it.
Instead, her office is chastising the newspaper for even
asking the question: “The State newspaper ... should be ashamed for printing
details of a 14 year old’s life and whereabouts, against the wishes of her
parents and the request of the chief of SLED, who is ultimately responsible for
her security. We have nothing more to say.”
Foot stomp. Head snap.
But then, because even her own party wondered WTF she was
doing, Nikki pulled a Mittsy and did The Step back, giving some of the
information requested; although she didn’t speak to The State, she gave her
tidbits of uselessness to The Post and Courier of Charleston
Haley’s spokesbot, Rob Godfrey, told the paper that Haley’s
daughter usually works 20 to 25 hours a week and is paid $8 an hour, the same
as all entry-level workers at the gift shop. He also said the hours of other
gift shop workers were not cut to accommodate the daughter’s position.
A Parks, Recreation and Tourism spokesman says that Haley’s
daughter is one of seven to 12 workers who clean and stock shelves, and admits
that the job was never advertised, calling that standard procedure for seasonal
positions.
How do you hire folks unless you advertise the availability of
a position? Or, do you just send a list to Nikki and she finds someone she
knows to fill the space?
Haley’s office has not responded to questions about
nepotism.
State law prohibits public officials from causing the
employment of a family member to a position they supervise or manage, but, and
here’s the glitch, while Haley does not supervise the gift shop, she does supervises
the agency that operates it.
Dick Harpootlian, chairman of the S.C. Democratic Party says
the issue isn’t about the daughter it’s about Nikki’s continued lack of judgment
and being a complete moron.
Okay, maybe that last bit was just me.
Harpootlian said: “You don’t use your position to get your
daughter a job. It’s not about the daughter. It’s about lack of judgment by the
governor [and the] appearance of impropriety doesn’t seem to bother the
governor.”
Of course not, because she doesn’t believe in
accountability. Or transparency.
And yet, in South Carolina—where we are blessed with the
nation’s fourth-highest unemployment rate and a governor who boasts of cutting
state spending—Nikki’s hiring of her own daughter does raise questions of favoritism.
And, when, during an impromptu press conference last week, Robert
Kittle, a WSPA-TV reporter from Spartanburg, asked Haley about her daughter
working at the gift shop, and she snapped back, “Y’all are not allowed to talk
about my children.”
But Kittle pressed on, asking Haley if the story really
wasn’t about nepotism and she snapped, again: “None of that is true,” Nikki
whined. “That’s what makes me angry. Not only is this a story about my
daughter, it’s a story that is based on false facts and none of that is true.
Do not attack my children. Do not even talk about my children.”
Kittle said the issue wasn’t about the daughter but about
what Nikki had done.
“I’m not going to
talk about it anymore,” Haley said. “My children are off limits.”
Unless they need a job, apparently, but….
That’s our Nikki!
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Tuesday, June 12, 2012
That's Our Nikki: She's SO Transparent
I remember when Nikki Haley was running for guv'nah of
the great state of South Carolina, in the shadow of Mark "Hiking The
Appalachian Trail AKA Schtupping My Mistress" Sanford, and she said she would
change politics here. She would be open and honest--yeah, a big stretch, I
know--and, above all, transparent.
But Nikki has a different view of what it means to be
transparent, which means most of us have changed how we view her.
Haley is being investigated by a House Ethics Committee
because there is a belief, by many, that she illegally lobbied the state while
acting as a state representative from Lexington County. Not a real stretch,
Nikki is about what’s best for Nikki and screws everyone else, making her, in
my mind any way, Mark Sanford in a dress.
But now, as this ethics charge will not die, Nikki
"I believe in transparency in government" Haley is to release some
emails that are related to the investigation, and this, according to nearly
every legitimate lawyer not on the Haley payroll, is an abuse of the law.
But that's our Nikki.
The Post and Courier newspaper down in
Charleston says the paper asked for all the Haley administration's emails
relating to this ongoing and going and going House Ethics Committee
investigation, but Nikki Haley's attorney says the requested documents are
exempt from disclosure because they represent the work product of a legal
counsel.
In other words, Nikki has something to hide. I mean, if
you were accused of being unethical wouldn't you want to prove the allegations
false by doing whatever you could? Not our Nikki. She turns tail and hides.
But media attorney Jay Bender says the attorney-client
privilege only applies to the governor herself, not her staff, and calls the
Haley administration's actions another example of a public body overreaching to
hide records that should be public.
I call it Nikki Haley being very transparent. So much so
that you can see right through her.
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
That's Our Nikki: Lying On Job Applications
Let's be clear: South Carolina Senator Vincent Sheheen--who, for the record, lives in Smallville--lost his bid to become South Carolina's governor. Narrowly.Lost. And that lost must ache a bit, so it's no surprise that he attacks Nikki Haley every chance he gets. What isn't surprising, however, is that every attack, every criticism he has of Transparent Nikki, is spot on.
Speaking to a group of Spartanburg Democrats, he reiterated the story floating around the state that then-state Representative lied on her application for a job at Lexington Medical Center. Sheheen is the first prominent South Carolina elected official to directly accuse Haley of deceit on the controversial application.
Nikki Haley's spokesmoron, Rob Godfrey, responded with a typical non-response to Vincent Sheheen via email: "It's sad to see that Senator Sheheen hasn't gotten over his defeat."
Oh, honey, he's over it. He's just calling out more and more of Nikki Haley's lies and deceits. He isn't over that.
Sheheen's accusations against Haley came during a wider series of remarks casting Nikki Haley as just the latest scandal-plagued Republican involved in a years-long wave of corruption in the state Capitol:
"What's happening in Columbia right now is that we are seeing corruption on a scale that we have not seen in the Legislature since Lost Trust and statewide in the last hundred years...Think about what's going on: House members arrested for criminal domestic violence, House members arrested for not paying their taxes, statewide officials going to jail for drug dealing a few years ago, a governor with over 60 ethics violations and a current governor who didn't pay her taxes either, who's holding secret meetings without letting the press know, lying on employment applications — that is what we've been reduced to in South Carolina."
Yes, we all know Nikki Haley has a problem paying her taxes, unless the state threatens to take her property, but what about that job application?
Vincent Sheheen:
"Either the governor's not telling the truth or somebody filled out her application...[and]...I think that it's hard to believe that she didn't fill out that application. I think any reasonable person wonders why she is making the kind of statements she has."
So, what about the job application? Well, on Nikki Haley's August 2008 application to become a fundraiser for the Lexington Medical Center, she listed her qualifications for the job--she had none--and her previous work experiences and salaries. Columbia newspaper, The State, reported that on Haley's application for the medical center position she stated she'd earned $125,000 a year, far more than the $22,000 she claimed on her Federal income Taxes.
In her efforts to be A Transparent Liar, Nikki Haley, and her Hounds Of Hell, have repeatedly denied that she provided the $125,000 figure on the application. And, to be fair, some pages of the application carry her signature, but the page regarding previous salary does not.
So, does that mean Nikki Haley fills out applications or does she have people do that for her? Or, does she partially fill out applications, and then have people fill out the rest for her so she can say she didn't lie?
Either way, one thing is transparent about Nikki Haley: she lies. Or she has someone lie for her.
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Speaking to a group of Spartanburg Democrats, he reiterated the story floating around the state that then-state Representative lied on her application for a job at Lexington Medical Center. Sheheen is the first prominent South Carolina elected official to directly accuse Haley of deceit on the controversial application.
Nikki Haley's spokesmoron, Rob Godfrey, responded with a typical non-response to Vincent Sheheen via email: "It's sad to see that Senator Sheheen hasn't gotten over his defeat."
Oh, honey, he's over it. He's just calling out more and more of Nikki Haley's lies and deceits. He isn't over that.
Sheheen's accusations against Haley came during a wider series of remarks casting Nikki Haley as just the latest scandal-plagued Republican involved in a years-long wave of corruption in the state Capitol:
"What's happening in Columbia right now is that we are seeing corruption on a scale that we have not seen in the Legislature since Lost Trust and statewide in the last hundred years...Think about what's going on: House members arrested for criminal domestic violence, House members arrested for not paying their taxes, statewide officials going to jail for drug dealing a few years ago, a governor with over 60 ethics violations and a current governor who didn't pay her taxes either, who's holding secret meetings without letting the press know, lying on employment applications — that is what we've been reduced to in South Carolina."
Yes, we all know Nikki Haley has a problem paying her taxes, unless the state threatens to take her property, but what about that job application?
Vincent Sheheen:
"Either the governor's not telling the truth or somebody filled out her application...[and]...I think that it's hard to believe that she didn't fill out that application. I think any reasonable person wonders why she is making the kind of statements she has."
So, what about the job application? Well, on Nikki Haley's August 2008 application to become a fundraiser for the Lexington Medical Center, she listed her qualifications for the job--she had none--and her previous work experiences and salaries. Columbia newspaper, The State, reported that on Haley's application for the medical center position she stated she'd earned $125,000 a year, far more than the $22,000 she claimed on her Federal income Taxes.
In her efforts to be A Transparent Liar, Nikki Haley, and her Hounds Of Hell, have repeatedly denied that she provided the $125,000 figure on the application. And, to be fair, some pages of the application carry her signature, but the page regarding previous salary does not.
So, does that mean Nikki Haley fills out applications or does she have people do that for her? Or, does she partially fill out applications, and then have people fill out the rest for her so she can say she didn't lie?
Either way, one thing is transparent about Nikki Haley: she lies. Or she has someone lie for her.
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Thursday, March 17, 2011
That's Our Nikki
Our governor, Nikki Haley, promised transparency in government. You know, no secrets, everything above board. No, um, hikes. But what I think she meant is that it will become transparent that she is out to do what's best for Nikki, not for the people of South Carolina.
Case in point: Nikki, as is her right as governor, has removed Darla Moore from the University of South Carolina Board of Trustees, and replaced her with a man who donated $4,500 to Nikki Haley's gubernatorial campaign.
Like I said, that's her right. And her mouthpiece, er, spokesman, Rob Godfrey, said Moore was removed from the board a week ago, but damn the transparency, we'll keep it a secret for a week: "As is the case with many of our appointees, the governor looked for a fresh set of eyes to put in a critical leadership position –- a governor's appointee to the USC board."
Hmmm, sounds good, you know a fresh set of eyes. And those eyes belong to Lexington attorney Thomas Cofield.
Okay, an attorney will be on the Board of Trustees, replacing Darla Moore, who graduated from the University of South Carolina in 1975, and since 1998 has pledged more than $70 million to USC's business school because, as she says, she'd "like to see [USC] become once again a nationally-recognized business school" graduating the best and brightest minds in business.
She's out, and the campaign donor is in.
And on the very day that Nikki Haley announced that Moore had been removed from the Board of Trustees, news broke that the Moore School's--named for Darla Moore--graduate international business program is once more the number two business program in theU.S.
But she's out.
Haley's surprise move has elicited strong reactions on both sides of the issue. While everyone understands that the governor has the right to do what she's done, many feel it was an insult to Darla Moore, who has given a lot of money to help the university. Well, maybe Darla Moore didn't give a lot of money to help Nikki Haley become the transparent governor that she is today.
Haley wrote on Facebook--how Sarah Palin of her--that: "Each governor deserves the chance to appoint board members that share his or her vision to a board. Being that there are 19 board seats, and that a governor has but two appointments, we believe it's entirely appropriate to put people in those slots who share our vision for the university."
I think she means someone who "shares my vision", not someone who has a proven vision for the university.
That's our Nikki.
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Case in point: Nikki, as is her right as governor, has removed Darla Moore from the University of South Carolina Board of Trustees, and replaced her with a man who donated $4,500 to Nikki Haley's gubernatorial campaign.
Like I said, that's her right. And her mouthpiece, er, spokesman, Rob Godfrey, said Moore was removed from the board a week ago, but damn the transparency, we'll keep it a secret for a week: "As is the case with many of our appointees, the governor looked for a fresh set of eyes to put in a critical leadership position –- a governor's appointee to the USC board."
Hmmm, sounds good, you know a fresh set of eyes. And those eyes belong to Lexington attorney Thomas Cofield.
Okay, an attorney will be on the Board of Trustees, replacing Darla Moore, who graduated from the University of South Carolina in 1975, and since 1998 has pledged more than $70 million to USC's business school because, as she says, she'd "like to see [USC] become once again a nationally-recognized business school" graduating the best and brightest minds in business.
She's out, and the campaign donor is in.
And on the very day that Nikki Haley announced that Moore had been removed from the Board of Trustees, news broke that the Moore School's--named for Darla Moore--graduate international business program is once more the number two business program in theU.S.
But she's out.
Haley's surprise move has elicited strong reactions on both sides of the issue. While everyone understands that the governor has the right to do what she's done, many feel it was an insult to Darla Moore, who has given a lot of money to help the university. Well, maybe Darla Moore didn't give a lot of money to help Nikki Haley become the transparent governor that she is today.
Haley wrote on Facebook--how Sarah Palin of her--that: "Each governor deserves the chance to appoint board members that share his or her vision to a board. Being that there are 19 board seats, and that a governor has but two appointments, we believe it's entirely appropriate to put people in those slots who share our vision for the university."
I think she means someone who "shares my vision", not someone who has a proven vision for the university.
That's our Nikki.
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