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As if California doesn’t have a full court docket already,
between the one-percenters and their thirst for watering their massive lawns in
a drought, and Erika Girardi being sued again and again by almost everyone, Dancing
With The Stars dancer, Cheryl Burke thought it would be the
perfect time to take her ex-husband, Matthew Lawrence, to court and sue over
custody of their French Bulldog, Ysabella. My Thought: One-percenters are dumb. |
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Rumor has it That Woman spent nearly $1,000 on
edibles and got so high with daughter Khloé Kardastrophe and My Thought: The headline said That Woman Gets Stoned and
it was the wrong kind of stoning for me. |
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The ongoing saga of Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen‘s crumbling marriage can now be solved: it’s over. After pleading with
her ego-centric husband for years to quit football and stay home with the
family, Brady agreed and retired, and then promptly unretired, and now Gisele
has hired a divorce lawyer and Tom is pissy. My Thought: Check your giant ego at the door and realize you
have a wife and children who might like to see you. |
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Since she took Katy Perry off her Hate List,
Taylor Swift has a lot of free time on her hands so what’s a tacky, second-rate
“singer” songwriter to do? Go back and reignite an old feud from 2013 with
Kanye West, with a side of Kim Kardastrophe, and issue a diss record top clap
back ten years. My Thought: Taylor? Honey? You’re a grown ass woman, not a sophomore in high school, so please act like it and move on. IT’S BEEN ALMOST TEN YEARS!!!! |
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The theme for the 2023 Met Gala has been announced—c’mon,
you know you care—and it’s a doozy: Karl Lagerfeld: A Line of
Beauty. My Thought: I imagine Anna Wintour, since she has the power,
will have Lagerfeld’s body exhumed and place him front and center and no one
will notice since, even alive, he looked like a corpse. |
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Sharon Osbourne, the former “The Talk” co-host who was,
agrees with Kanye West about Black Lives Matter being a “scam” and
said she gave “$900,000 to [BLM] and like my money back please.” My Thought: For someone who was fired from “The Talk” for
looking and sounding like a racist, Sharon hasn’t learned her lesson. |
