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While $cientology has issues with psychiatry and psychology, they clearly have no issues with plastic surgeons.

Case in point: Tom Cruise’s new face. Last weekend, Tommy was in the stands for Game 2 of the National League Division Series in San Francisco with his son, Connor, and smiled for the TV cameras. But the cameras, instead of smiling back seemed to say, WTF?

He’s chubby, y’all, and folks are speculating that he’s gained COVID weight or recently had fillers injected into his face to make him seem younger:

“Tom Cruise has either gained weight, or he has a face full of fillers. I'm going with the fillers."

"What's up with the bloated chipmunk cheeks?"

"What [did] he do to his face, same doctor as Wayne Newton?" 

Others suggested he was having an allergic reaction, or that maybe it was a Tom Cruise impersonator … sitting right beside Tom Cruise’s son?

I don’t think so. I think fillers, because down there is Tom Cruise just last year, and up there is Tom Cruise last weekend.

Uh huh.

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And then there’s Madge … after treating an exclusive crowd of invited friends to a secret concert beneath NYC’s Red Rooster restaurant at Ginny’s Supper Club last week, Madonna took to the streets of Harlem. with a choir in tow, later performing “Like a Prayer” on the steps of a local church. 

And bitch looked good … in photos posted to her Instagram. Not so hot were the pictures fans took.

Oh Madge, you aren’t fooling anyone.

Sidenote: the best part of any of these shots is that Jon Batiste looks scorching hot, filtered and unfiltered.

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I wouldn’t know Meghan Trainor from a hole in the wall, and now I know that I don’t ever want to know her … or come to her home with two holes in the bathroom floor.

Trainor revealed on Nicole Byer’s podcast, Why Won’t You Date Me?, that she and her husband of three years, Daryl Sabara had two toilets installed next to each other so they can go to the bathroom at the same time and says it has to do with their 8-month-old son:

“We just got a new house, and we did construction. Nobody knows this, but in our bathroom, there was one toilet, and a lot of time in the middle of the night when we’re with the baby, we’ve got to pee at the same time. So I was like, ‘Can we please have two toilets next to each other?’”

And then she adds:

“We’ve only pooped together twice, [but] we pee at the same time a lot.”

Seriously. Since that’s a picture Trainor shared of her dueling crappers, I do have one question: they couldn’t bother to get matching toilets??

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Yesterday, even though no one asked her, Full House and Fuller House “star” and former The View co-host, Candace Cameron Bure spit up  her thoughts on getting the COVID-19 vaccine.

How nice that no one asked her, and yet her she is, but then, as she does, Bure put her foot in her right-wing, Republican wingnut way, after saying “we” must speak out against vaccines, is now saying she’s not an anti-vaxxer, she’s “pro-medical freedom,” “pro-informed consent,” “pro-immune system,” “pro-early intervention,” and “pro-sunlight, exercise, real food, & vitamins.”

I’m gonna skip past the “real food” because goddess knows what this tool eats, but I will land on “pro-medical freedom.” Does Bure mean giving all women the right to choose their medical freedom and what to do with their own healthcare?

Not so fast because Candace is virulently anti-choice, so she just means freedom if you agree with her. Which is even more telling when you realize that Bure shared her illiteracy on Instagram she gave people the option to vote their opinion and the choices were “SAME.” or “EXACTLY!” 

Typical religious hypocrisy. Typical moron.

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I’ll end with this one because, after reading this, I need some personal time.

Retiring James Bond actor Daniel Craig revealed that he prefers to frequent gay bars because he’s less likely to get into a brawl:

“Listen, you know, I’ve been going to gay bars for as long as I can remember, and one of the reasons [is] because I don’t get into fights in gay bars that often. The aggressive dick-swinging in hetero bars, I just got very sick of as a kid because it was like, ‘I just don’t wanna end up being in a punch-up.’ And I did, that would happen quite a lot.”

But he did have an ulterior motive:

“I could meet girls there ’cause there were a lot of girls who were there for exactly the same reason I was there."

I don’t care why he’s at a gay bar, I just wanna walk into a gay bar one night and see Daniel Craig sitting there.

Talk about dick-swinging … I need a minute or ten.

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