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Carlos was doing an interpretation over Zoom at a Mediation
hearing and during one of the breaks in the daylong hearing, the mediator asked
Carlos if he lived in Camden as the mediator needed the name of an interpreter.
And Carlos said: “Have you heard of the Blind Interpreter? Cuz that’s me!” And the mediator had heard of him, and now I think we
need to have new business cards made … |
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Tuxedo has been listening to Jim, er, Gym Jordan, and Rafael
Cruz and BoBo and Empty G—thanks to Upton for that one—talk about how much
better things will be is they win, and yet they offer no plans at all, just
whining and crying. |
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Oops, sorry not sorry, ma’am, but the Supreme Court has
rejected a request from Lindsey Graham to quash a grand jury subpoena in a
Georgia prosecutor’s probe into alleged interference in the 2020 presidential
election. Pack your girdle and your smelling salts, Miss Lindsey. |
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In the continuing saga of who is dropping Kanye next, did anyone have Goodwill on their lists? Apparently Goodwill sent a memo out to their stores, instructing them to remove all Yeezy items because they don’t want to be associated with him in any way. In addition, Yeezy products cannot be sent to eCommerce, eCommerce will not sell any Yeezy products online, stores/boutiques are to immediately remove any and all Yeezy products from store shelves. They will also have to be placed in trash bags, and outlets are to remove any Yeezy coming through the “tippers” daily. When Goodwill says ‘No,’ it means No. |
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I bought this for a Halloween costume but never got to wear
it, so I’m thinking of doing some “Glitter Balls” and calling it Christmas
Couture. |
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I’ve seen the GOP sink low, but to watch many in the party
lie, spread false rumors and outright laugh about the hammer attack on Paul
Pelosi sickens me. The GOP isn’t even trying to hide it any longer; if you are
a Democrat and beaten with a hammer it’s a plus for the Party of Hate. |
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Is Maya Rudolph trying to be as thirsty as Madonna? It seems
she recently complained in a WSJ interview that David Letterman made her feel “embarrassed and humiliated" during a 2009 interview when he mispronounced her name. Rudolph didn’t say a word in 2009, ‘10, ‘11, ‘12, ‘13, ‘14,
‘15, ‘16, ‘17, ‘18, ’19, ‘20, or ‘21 but in 2022 she tells the tale? PS Letterman apologized for the mistake in … wait for it …
2009. |
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In an interview with Fox News’ Sean Hannity, Doctor Quackers
AKA GOP Senate candidate Dr. Mehmet Oz criticized his Democratic opponent John
Fetterman over his “radical” views on crime and his faltering performance
during the live televised debate on October 25: “This is important: We do not have a Republican senator
north of North Carolina on the Atlantic coast until you get to Maine, if I
don’t hold this seat.” Perhaps Oz was confused and thinking of the New Jersey
Atlantic coastline since he lives in that state. |
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It’s the Goopiest time of the year. My BFF Little Gwynnie
Paltrow is stealing a page out of Oprah’s book, my other BFF, to reveal her
Goop’s 2022 holiday gift guide, so let’s dive right in:
But fear not, the Smells Like Gwynnie’s Cooch Candle is also
available! |
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Edward Adam Senn is an 38-year-old France born American model, actor, and restaurateur but … Would You Hit It?  |
