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Monday morning I walked into our home office and Carlos said
to me: “You know what I want for my birthday? A new pair of pants like these.” I looked at his pants and countered with: “You know what I want for my birthday? You, not telling me what to get for your birthday in 12 weeks, and instead of that you talking about my birthday in two days.” That’s my way of saying it’s my birthday today and we will
be gone for the weekend. I will return on Monday! |
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And for those who don’t see the hypocrisy, know that this
president and not the former guy, called that reporter the very same day
and apologized for what he said. Something Thing 45 has never done. PS Joe calling Doocey that was an early birthday gift for me, I think! |
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If you've seen No Time to Die, you know Daniel
Craig is not returning to the role. And that means the search is on to find the
next 007, and according to Bond producer Barbara Broccoli, Idris Elba's name is
firmly in the hat. His name should be on the script. Okay? Give that to me for
my birthday! |
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Sarah Palin, who just last week said she would take the
COVID vaccine over, ahem, her “dead body” has tested positive for the virus. Dreams do come true … for my birthday. |
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I have been watching Showtime’s Billions since it
premiered because it features some really great actors, notably one Paul
Giamatti who plays Chuck Rhodes. Last season, Rhodes’ nemesis Bobby Axelrod,
played by Damien Lewis, left the show, and was replaced by Corey Stoll. Stoll and his smirk and his wink-and-a-nod performance,
along with his fabulously bald head, float my boat. That’s it; that’s the post. Corey Stoll with icing on his
bald head for me to lick off. |
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Sure it’s Camden, and this is a bit much, but I think it screams It’s My Birthday!! ! And I’m a big ol homo!!  |
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Last week I bought a chicken to make sandwiches and, well, it
doesn’t. It just shits all over the floor. What am I doing wrong? I mean, it’s my birthday!! |
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The executive committee of the Arizona Democratic Party [ADP]
formally censured U.S. Senator Kyrsten Sinema over her vote against changing
rules in the chamber to steer through voting rights legislation. Now it’s up to the people of Arizona to vote her ass from
office and send her back to obscurity. Wouldn’t that make a lovely birthday
gift? |
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In what is surely a rip-off of Weekend At Bernie’s, this
week two men in Ireland, brought a dead man into a post office in an attempt to
collect his pension. The deceased man was propped up by two
other men, which clearly alerted the staff who contacted emergency services and
police rushed to the scene. Life imitates art … and gives me a good
laugh … for my birthday. |
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This is Will Willets, a model represented by Silver Fox Management. His ideal holiday is lying in a hammock with a margarita on a Mexican beach … now that’s a birthday present … but the question is: Would You Hit It?  |
