Ain't That America XXXVII

A bit of good news this week as Cankles found himself smacked down by several courts, as Pammy Jo Bondi found herself smacked down from her boss, as Kristi Noem and her husband were smacked down by ginormous boobs, and the war that isn’t a war, that’s over but not over, that is killing more and more of our troops, raged on and will cost Americans childcare and healthcare among other things …

Due to his illegal war in Iran Cankles has decided the federal government can no longer take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare because, as he said:

“We have to take care of one thing: military protection.”

Cutting funds for Americans to continue to fight a war he says we already won?

 

Shortly after his rambling nonsensical speech the other night, telling us that Iran was basically obliterated, but then also saying the war goes on, the spot price for current physical cargoes of Brent crude oil soared to $141.36, the highest level since the 2008 financial crisis.

Making America Great Again.

 

Ten years ago last week, Cankles said he would pay off the national debt in the span of just eight years.

Didn’t happen because instead of paying it off he doubled it from $19 trillion to over $39 trillion and the bill will be due long after Cankles is gone.

 

ICEstapo agents will be stationed outside graduation events for the nation’s newest Marines to identify whether any of their family members are undocumented.

As the illegal war in Iran continues, the Marine Corps has begun requiring everyone to present REAL IDs, US passports or US birth certificates to access any sites.

Since undocumented immigrants are ineligible for federal REAL IDs and don’t have US passports or birth certificates they will be rounded up and detained just for visiting their families who are fighting wars for the criminal president.

 

Last week we learned that GOP Representative Elliott Engen was arrested on suspicion of driving while impaired. Now we also know that in his car was GOP Representative Walter Hudson, who was also impaired and in possession of a 9 mm Smith & Wesson handgun in his waistband.

Drunks and guns; what could go wrong?

 

In the first days after Pam Bondi was appointed attorney general last year, the Department of Justice began shutting down pending criminal cases at a record pace.

The cases included an investigation into a Virginia nursing home with a record of patient abuse; probes of fraud involving several New Jersey labor unions; an investigation into a cryptocurrency company suspected of cheating investors.

In total, the DOJ closed more than 23,000 criminal cases in the first six months of Cankles’ regime so they could open cases against his so-called enemies.

And since so many of those cases were dismissed, well, read on until the end ...

Cankles shared the first images of his planned presidential library in downtown Miami, posting a video that depicts a skyscraper that appears to be about 50 stories tall.

That tall and yet not one book? What the hell kinda library is that?

 

Lindsey Graham was ineffective talking his colleagues into keeping the government open, but he chatted up Mickey Mouse last week at Woke Disney World where he had breakfast at Chef Mickey’s while Disney characters go around to all the tables for a little chit chat.

Then when he slithered back to South Carolina, he went to a shooting range to prove his masculinity, perhaps with a Pink Barbie Rifle.

 

Republicans are considering reductions in federal health spending to help pay for a budget bill containing as much as $200 billion to fund the illegal Iran war and immigration enforcement.

Say goodbye to healthcare because the illegal war is more important than We The People and remember that on Election Day.

Spain has closed its airspace to US planes involved in attacks on Iran, ​a step beyond its previous denial of use ‌of jointly-operated military bases. The closure forces military planes to bypass NATO ​member Spain en route to their targets ⁠in the Middle East though it does not include ​emergency situations.

Oh, and then Italy also denied permission for US military aircraft to land ‌at the Sigonella air base in Sicily ‌before flying to the Middle East.

And then Poland humiliated Cankles by bluntly rejecting his desperate plea for them to send their Patriot air defense system to the Middle East to help with his illegal Iran War.

You started this mess for no reason other than Epstein, asshat, so see your own way out of it.

 

The Cankles’ Regime is extending family planning grants for Planned Parenthood after a protracted legal battle. White House spokesman Kush Desai said the regime could not fulfill its goal of withholding Title X family planning grants for the nation’s largest abortion provider due to “significant legal challenges.”

 

Pope Leo said last week that God rejects the ‌prayers of leaders who start wars and have “hands full of blood,” in unusually forceful remarks as the illegal Iran war.

Of course, Faux Christian KKKarolying Leavitt completely lied about the Pope’s remarks, suggesting he said he will not prayer for the soldiers.

He said God rejects the prayers of leaders who start wars, dear. God gave you two ears and one mouth for a reason.

 

In a fairly scathing ruling, Judge Richard Leon declared that “The President of the United States is the steward of the White House for future generations of First Families. He is not, however, the owner...no statute comes close to giving the President the authority he claims to have” and then shut down construction of the so-called ballroom Cankles wants;

“Unless and until Congress blesses this project through statutory authorization, construction has to stop!”

We need to oppose this ballroom at every turn. It’s the People’s House, not Demented Old Pedophile’s House, and he should not get to determine what is built on it.

 

U.S. District Judge Randolph Moss has ruled that Cankles’ executive order ending federal funding for National Public Radio and Public Broadcasting Service is unconstitutional as it violated the First Amendment of the Constitution by perpetrating “viewpoint discrimination and retaliation of this type.”

 

Cankles kicked Pam Bondi to the curb last week and replaced her, for now, with Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche.

How embarrassing to be the Attorney General of the United States and be fired by a convicted felon.

Th upside is that Pammy Jo can still be called to testify about the Epstein Scandal and still see her ass in jail perhaps. But that shouldn’t stop America from …

Ain't That America XXXV

War rages but he says it's over ... we've won, he says, while asking the entire world to help us ... gas prices are up, so he removes sanctions from the country we're fighting ... the President shows himself to be the dumbest person in any room ... Hegseth lies ... and we’re going into debt faster than ever before …

Cankles has declared “the death of Iran”—even though more troops and more bombs and more money are being spent on the war—and now says the Democratic party is America’s “greatest enemy.”

I think America’s greatest enemy is a fascist, narcissist, child rapist, racist grifter spending another $200,000,000,000 to try to distract from the Epstein Files.

 

Speaking of Iran, gas prices in the U.S. have only continued to rise this month, leading the Cankles Regime to roll out numerous policies aimed at bringing costs back down like making a deal with Iran for their oil.

Wait, the country you’re fighting is on your short list to get more money from the US for their oil? Money they can use to continue fighting?

 

A US official confirmed that the USS Boxer and two other amphibious assault ships, along with roughly 2,500 Marines of the 11th Marine Expeditionary Unit, are bound for the Middle East. The week prior, US officials confirmed that the USS Tripoli and the 31st Marine Expeditionary Unit had also been ordered to the Middle East. This will add about 5,000 Marines and thousands of sailors to the region where the US is engaged in a war with Iran where the US already has about 50,000 troops in the region.

All for a war that every single day Cankles declares to be over.

Oh, and because of war and tariffs and an inept regime, the National Debt has soared by $2,800,000,000,000 during Cankles’ reign of terror.

 

White House Liar, KKKarolying Leavitt posted a link to a White House press release, claiming that “Americans agree” about the war. Luckily, X doublechecked the information and found that faux-christian Leavitt was lying, and posted:

“The polls listed do not show “Americans agree that Operation Epic Fury is an overwhelming success.”

But, of the 9 polls:

6 include only MAGA and/or Republican respondents.

1 includes only “likely voters.”

1 shows merely a plurality.

1 shows 50/50 approval and that 515 now feel less safe.

Leavitt needs to be schooled on the phrases “overwhelming success” and “good Christian.”

 

Defense Secretary and DUI hire  Pete Hegseth met privately with the families of six service members who died in Iran and said the message he got was consistent and supportive:

“What I heard through tears, through hugs, through strength and through unbreakable resolve was the same from family after family. They said, ‘Finish this. Honor their sacrifice. Do not waver. Do not stop until the job is done.’”

One of the people he met was Charles Simmons whose 28-year-old son, Tech. Sgt. Tyler Simmons, was among the six crew members killed, and Simmons recalled his exchange differently:

“I can’t speak for the other families. When he spoke to me, that was not something we talked about.”

Clearly Pete must have been drunk during the exchange?

 

But there was some good, and funny, news ...

 

Sean Hannity and Sarah Huckleberry Sanders are raising Cain because a restaurant asked Huckleberry and her party to leave their establishment. I guess they’ve never heard of the saying that all businesses have the "Right to Refuse Service to Anyone."

And to be fair it doesn't look like Huckleberry misses many meals so perhaps they were doing her a service.

 

A federal judge in Oregon ruled that Health Secretary and heroin addict Robert F. Kennedy Jr. overstepped his legal authority when he declared that providers of gender-transition medical treatments for minors “do not meet professionally recognized standards.”

The decision, a setback for the regime, gives temporary relief to hospitals, clinics and health professionals who provide such treatments.

 

And then the Senate rejected an amendment to the Save America Act that would have barred transgender females from playing in girls’ and women’s sports, a provision that Cankles had demanded be included in the legislation.

The vote to advance the amendment required 60 votes under Senate rules but failed to reach that number, with 49 Republican votes in favor and 41 Democrats against it. Several members of both parties were absent.

 

Fox News chief political analyst Brit Hume blasted Cankles for his nasty comments about the death of former special counsel Robert Mueller. After news broke of Mueller’s death at 81, Cankles posted to Truth Social:

“Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people!”

Hume posted to X:

“This is the kind of stuff [Cankles] does that makes people not just oppose him but hate him. There was no need to say anything.”

People are saying things like, ‘Can you imagine if Obama said such a thing? Or Biden?’

No, we cannot imagine because those two are human beings and honorable statesmen while Cankles is a sexual predator, child rapist, racist, fascist con artist and thief.

There is no comparison.

So what can you do …