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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills “star” Dorit
Kemsley has been sued by Natalie Vanderstay, a private nurse, who claims Kemsley
stiffed her after she helped the reality “star” recover from a plastic surgery
procedure: “[Dorit] had plastic surgery and hired my services for day and overnight care; to monitor and assess her pain, administration of medications and treatments as directed per her physician's orders. As well as address all her medical needs and concerns. I submitted an invoice to [Dorit] after my services were completed and [Dorit] has refused to pay me.” The nurse showed up to court but Dorit did not and now the
nurse has demanded Dorit appear in court with her financial records to help
Vanderstay figure out how to collect on the debt. My Thought: Maybe Dorit did show up in court, but with her
new face no one knew it was her—those are three of her faces up top. |
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When the news broke that MAGAt Pat Sajak was retiring and
leaving Wheel of Fortune, my first thought was “Is that show still on?”
But it is, and some folks were more concerned
with what would happen to Vanna White and now we know that her role will
be cut from the show soon, too. My Thought: Vanna was a mindless, voiceless prop in an
evening gown who pretended to reveal the letters on TV’s version of hangman and
was paid $3 million a year. It’s called cost-cutting. My Thought, Part Two: It appears that Vanna’s job of
pointing at letters might be saved as the producers of Wheel announced that Vanna’s
male counterpart, Ryan Seacrest, will be the new host and he’ll be so awful
they need Vanna around to keep the older viewers watching. |
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Word has come that Lisa Marie Presley’s daughter Riley
Keough has paid her grandmother, Priscilla, a million-and-a-half
dollars to drop her bid to be co-trustee of her late daughter’s estate, but Keough
did put an end to Priscilla’s demand to be buried next to Elvis at Graceland. My Thought: I guess we all know that Priscilla’s price to
skip sharing an eternal resting place with Elvis is $1.4M, but maybe, if she
plays her cards right, for a couple of hundred bucks she can be interred next
to any number of Elvis impersonators in Las Vegas. |
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Speaking of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,
Dorit’s "co-star," Kyle Richards and her husband of 27 years have announced
they are separating. They released the usual statement that there are no third parties
involved—Kyle’s husband Mauricio has long been accused of cheating … once with
the aforementioned Dorit—but now it appears that Kyle is the one having the
affair with female singer Morgan Wade. Kyle had been seen recently without her
wedding ring—clue #1 in telling the world your marriage is over—but Mauricio
appeared on a podcast to dispel that rumor: “The other day I think she had a story come out where she was photographed coming out of the gym without her ring. I’m like, she went to the f**king gym, like, she’s not wearing her ring, okay?” My Thought: Sounds plausible, but it doesn’t explain while
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