GOP Dumpster Fire: Racists, Liars, Grifters and Some Good News

There’s an old saying about when someone shows you who they are, believe them; and when someone says something, openly and publicly, believe that, too, and not the spin machine that envelopes the liar afterwards.

Here are a few examples of liars, and morons, and weirdos showing us who they are …

The Felon, drawing howls of laughter and cheers from hundreds of cultists at a rally in Wisconsin calling Kamala Harris ‘mentally disabled.’

I wonder what it says bout him since this ALLEGED mentally disabled person kicked his ass in the debate so badly that he won’t even try it again.

At a recent campaign stop in the suburbs of St. Louis, reporters asked GOP Senator and January 6th Winner of the Chicken Run, Josh Hawley to list his top three accomplishments that make him worthy of re-election and he said:

“We got new housing for our soldiers in Fort Leonard Wood.”

Fact: Joshie did not secure the Fort Leonard Wood funding. In fact, he voted against military construction budgets multiple times.

The money came from President Biden.

Ryan Walters, Oklahoma Superintendent of Public Instruction, says he is very close to his goal of putting a Bible in “every school” to both combat “woke” curricula in today’s textbooks and ensure students have access to an incredible “historical document” groom children.

He is spending wasting $6 million dollars that could be better spent in any number of other, better ways.

JD Vance, AKA Sofa Loren, told a gaggle of flowers that he wished “the American media was half as interested in the stress on the local schools, the stress on the hospitals, and unaffordable housing as they are in debunking a story lie that he started about Haitian immigrants eating dogs and cats.

Then came the admission that he is a liar:

“Did you ever think about listening to people speak their truth instead of listening to some bureaucrat and assuming that everything they tell you is true?”

Sorry, couchfvcker, we don’t believe a word you say.

During an appearance on Tucker Carlson’s cross-country circus, has-been TV actress Roseanne Barr insisted that “they”—as always, it’s never quite clear who “they” are, but one assumes given the context she means Democrats—“eat babies,” and “love the taste of human flesh, and they drink human blood” and then added:

“That is not bullshit! It’s true!”

Carlson, who really does know better, treated the insane comments as valid because he still has Fox Lies on the brain.

Speaking at a rally in Pennsylvania, The Felon—polling worse among female voters than Kamala Harris—specifically addressed women during his remarks:

“I always thought women liked me. I never thought I had a problem. But the fake news keeps saying women don’t like me—I don’t believe it.”

He then said women are poorer, less healthy, and “more stressed and depressed and unhappy” than they were four years ago. Oh, and he forgot to mention that they also no longer have the right to make their own healthcare choices cuz he did that, and he’s proud of it.

Florida school districts have been told that they cannot teach teenagers about contraception, show them pictures depicting human reproductive anatomy or discuss topics such as sexual consent and domestic violence.

And now, Orange County Public Schools will scrap its own high school sex education plans and instead use a state-approved textbook that focuses on abstinence.

Seriously.

Lindsey Graham, licking The Felon’s ass again, claiming he “didn’t do anything with Mark Robinson.”

Well, he didn’t do anything other than praise Robinson many times, even calling him a better man than Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and appear at rallies with him.

Oh Miss Lindsey.

Robert Kennedy Jr. is claiming the Democratic Party spent “tens of millions of dollars to defame” him.

This from a man who collects roadkill, chainsaws whale heads and ties them to the roof of his car, leaves dead bear cubs in Central Park, denies that he barbecued and ate a dog, confessed to having a brain worm, admitted to dozens of adulterous affairs, and claims that all vaccines are “inherently dangerous.”

Yeah, the Democrats make you look crazy.

The campaign of Republican Derrick Anderson, a former Army Green Beret who is running in a competitive race for an open seat in Virginia’s Seventh District, has posted footage of him posing with his wife and three daughters in what looks like a photo for a holiday card. In another photo, filmed for potential use in a campaign ad, Anderson is seated around the dining room table with the same woman and three girls, chatting and smiling.

Truth is the woman is not his wife, the girls are not his  daughters; they are the wife and children of a longtime friend. Anderson, who announced this month that he was engaged, does not have any children of his own.

So, he lies …

I know you may have heard this, but it bears repeating: this past week JD Vance, AKA Sofa Loren, went into a grocery store, held up a carton of eggs and told us all that a dozen eggs costs $4.00 now, thanks to Joe and Kamala … and not to the greed of corporations.

Funny, though, that JD’s team didn’t check the sign behind him that said a dozen eggs was $2.99 and didn’t point out to him that he was holding two dozen eggs not one dozen.

Perhaps if Vance has spent less time have carnal relations with the furniture he might have paid better attention in math class.

Georgia GOP Governor Brian Kemp will no longer back North Carolina gubernatorial candidate Mark “Black Nazi” Robinson after the Atlanta Journal-Constitution obtained photos of a Robinson fundraiser that Kemp attended. Kemp’s spokesman Cody Hall now says:

“The governor attended the fundraiser as Vice Chair of the Republican Governors Association and will not be offering further support to the Robinson campaign.”

Some North Carolina Republicans, however, are stupid and sticking with Robinson, like GOP Senator Ted Budd who, though he called the allegations “very disturbing,” says:

“I’m going to always vote for Republicans because we have the best platform.”

The Black Nazi Platform?

After the National Fraternal Order of Police backed a felon for president, Police Leaders for Community Safety leaders have endorsed Vice President Kamala Harris.

Police Leaders for Community Safety was created in 2024 as a non-partisan 501(c)4, and describes itself as an organization that represents dozens of police officials; members of the group’s leadership include David Mahoney, retired Dane County, Wisconsin sheriff and past president of the National Sheriffs’ Association, and Cynthia Herriott, former chief of the Rochester Police Department.

Mike McDonnell, a Nebraska Republican state lawmaker, says he remains opposed to switching how the state allocates its electoral votes, a blow to The Felon and his allies, who are seeking the change in a bid for an extra electoral vote this fall. McDonnell said:

“After deep consideration, it is clear to me that right now, 43 days from Election Day, is not the moment to make this change.”

State lawmakers told the Nebraska Examiner last week that they estimated that the change had the support of 30 or 31 state senators, meaning they remained two to three votes short and Mike McDonnell is one of those two votes.

Country over party, Mike; thank you.

Three more Republicans are crossing the aisle to endorse Vice President Kamala Harris for the White House.

Former Kansas Senator Nancy Kassebaum, former Kansas state senator and Insurance Commissioner Sandy Praeger, and Deanell Reece Tacha, a retired federal judge, condemned the current state of the GOP in a statement shared with Fox News Digital:

“This election presents a stark choice that is not easy for any of us. The Republican Party of Dwight D. Eisenhower, Bob Dole, Frank Carlson, Jan Meyers, and generations of Kansas leaders does not exist within the current Republican Party.”

Keep note that other than Tulsi Gabbard and RFK Jr. there aren’t Democrats coming out for The Felon.

Down in Texas, a federal judge just struck down a provision of sweeping anti-voter law S.B. 1 that restricted crucial get-out-the-vote efforts in that state.

This is a win for voting rights in Texas, and for the organizations that help keep elections accessible.

Remember, this is a party that promises but never delivers, a party of demented old men, and mascara-wearing RuPaul wannabes who hate women, the  LGBTQ+ community, immigrants, education and members of our military.

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When you got coins, some women will leap on your dick, no matter how old.

89-year-old British billionaire Bernie Ecclestone, the former head of Formula One Group, and his 44-year-old third wife, Fabiana Flosi, are having a baby boy. It’s his fourth child and will join older stepsiblings, 65-year-old, Deborah, 35-year-old Tamara and 31-year-old Petra.

That’s all.

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I’m not saying she has the virus; I’m just saying she’s really sick.

Canceled racist Roseanne Barr has crawled from the ooze once again to spread her special brand of insanity about COVID-19 and how it was designed to get rid of her generation.

Roseanne appeared on  Norm Macdonald’s YouTube series, Quarantined With Norm Macdonald, and blamed the pandemic on a secret group seeking to kill the wealthy boomers of the world. Roseanne told Norm she is safe in quarantine in Hawaii, where according to her, there is “one case”—real facts, Rosie, there are nearly 400 cases—and she says 99%” of the residents are obeying quarantine. Or maybe 99% of the residents are steering clear of Barr because she says shiz like this:

“Well let me tell you about it, Norm. You know I’m crazy, so I’m speaking as a crazy woman now. You know what it is, Norm? I think they’re just trying to get rid of all my generation. The boomer ladies that, you know, that inherited their, you know, are widows. They inherited the money so they got to go wherever the money is and figure out a way to get it from people.”

They? And they are … ? Well, she doesn’t say, because, more importantly that some secret society trying to murder a large section of the global population, is the fact that Barr is using her time in lockdown to work on a lawsuit against “Hollywood.” Not a ‘who’ or a ‘they’ in Hollywood, but Hollywood itself:

“I have the time now to research and come up with the perfect lawsuit [so I can] fuck over everybody in the fucking world over there.”

Like I said, she’s ALLEGEDLY not sick, but she’s sick.

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And since we’re talking crazy, it’s just a hop skip and a jump to Tori ‘BrokeAss’ Spelling.

In the age of COVID-19 many celebrities are doing social media shows; singers singing; dancers dancing; jokers joking; grifters grifting.

In a since-deleted Instagram post, Tori ‘Hard Up For Cash’ Spelling advertised a virtual meet and greet for 20 fans—which I’m fairly certain is all of her fans—scheduled for this past week. Those lucky losers with too much time on their hands could take virtual selfies—they’re actually called screenshots—and download a copy of the video call afterwards if, and only if, they sent Tori ‘I Need Coins’ Spelling $95.

Yeah, during a pandemic people have $95 to send to an out-of-work reality star so they can brag that they … got a screenshot? Well, some of her 20 fans—I kid, she doesn’t have that many—took to social media to drag the grifter …

“Of course it’s $95 because during a Pandemic we all have that to spare what a bummer…”

“People are doing free concerts and you are charging? How about you do a lottery and do random pics for the winners!!! Please!”

“Damn people are dying, and you still think how to gain money from us…what you were and what you became…”

But, to her rescue, came Tori’s husband, Dean ‘I Also Don’t Work’ McDermott who “claims” Tori was approached by a company to do the meet and greet and that the idea was to provide some entertainment, levity, fun, humor and love to fans who are social distancing:

“But no! Instead, because it’s Tori Spelling, she gets dragged and she gets the haters coming down on her for simply doing something to entertain people, but more importantly, to provide for her family. What is wrong with that? What is wrong with providing for your family at this time? All the studios, everything is shut down. She has no way to work like everybody else. She has no job to go to.”

Hey Dean, you unemployed hanger-on, married to an unemployed hack, look around … there are about 18,000,000 more of you out there so why should they spend any of their coins on you and your family when they have no income of their own? But Dean did go on:

“Why not drag people who are making millions of dollars doing this? And how do you know…she’s not giving part of this to charity?”

Charity? The only charity your family knows is the 95-bucks twenty people were gonna send your way.

Get a job. Get a life.

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And that bit of self-delusion and entitlement brings us again to our favorite victim of the pandemic, Gwyneth ‘Contagion’ Paltrow.

Now, I know this interview was done a while ago—though some of the quotes were gathered post-lockdown—but on the cover of Town and Country, Contagion appears alongside the headline:

“Gwyneth Paltrow Accepts Your Apology”

Um, bitch, please. I ain’t apologizing to you when you say moronic shit like …she invented walking:

“Walking is my new thing. My best mom friend out here is a real walker. She was living in Hong Kong with her banker husband, and I was in London with my musician husband, and we moved to L.A. after having been expats for a long time. She started taking me on walks.”

So, Contagion hadn’t walked until after she divorced Chris Martin? I guess she had the staff carry her around. And, even though she didn’t learn to walk 2016, she is on the cutting edge of health and wellness, no matter what you think:

“You can keep resisting it, but I’m on the right side of this. I’m watching the market. I’m watching what’s happening. I think what this wellness movement is really about is listening to yourself, tuning into what interests you, and trying things. Find what makes you feel better and go from there.”

Yes, no one had ever thought about health and wellness until Contagion popped open a diet book and then got her vagina steamed. And last but not least, she knows people don’t like her, but her reason why is laughable:

“The people who are triggered by me—‘I don’t like her because she is pretty and she has money’—it’s because they haven’t given themselves permission to be exactly who they are. It doesn’t mean anything to me, because it’s not about me. It’s about what I represent, and that’s about you.”

Hey, Contagion? Bob from Smallville, here, and I’m one of those folks that doesn’t like you, and it has nothing to do with you being pretty—and pretty was never a word I’d associate with you—or rich. It’s because you’re self-involved, and egotistical and narcissistic and arrogant and dangerous because you peddle some really ignorant shiz to women, and perhaps some men, who buy into it because you act like an expert.

You didn’t start walking until you were forty-four. Become an expert on that and perhaps we’ll change out minds. Become an expert on relating to people who don’t have $800 for a dildo or $1800 for a t-short or don’t want a steaming pu— … vagina. Until then, you do you, and I’ll do a human being who’s been walking since before I turned two, and all without your help.

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Dan Reynolds, Imagine Dragons frontman, accepting the award for Top Rock Artist at the Billboard Music Awards and using the time to call for an end to gay conversion therapy:

“I just want to take this moment to say that there are still 34 states that have no laws banning conversion therapy. 34. And on top of that, 58% of our LGBTQ population live in those states. This can change but it’s going to take all of us talking to our state legislation, pushing forward laws to protect our LGBTQ youth. And lastly, I just want to say we have seen with conversion therapy that our LGBTQ youth have doubled the rate of depression, tripled the rate of suicide after conversion therapy. It’s not working. It needs to change.”

And speaking out at events like this gets that message out there.

Thanks Dan.

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Matt Easton, a political science student and practicing Mormon at Brigham Young University, came out as gay during his commencement speech:

“I stand before my family, friends, and graduating class today to say that I am proud to be a gay son of God. I am not broken. I am loved and important in the plan of our Great Creator. Each of us are. Four years ago, it would have been impossible for me to imagine that I would come out to my entire college. It is a phenomenal feeling. And it is a victory for me in and of itself.”

When Easton came out to that crowd, that predominantly Mormon crowd, they cheered him.

I wonder how the actual Church felt?

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Roseanne Barr, trying to stay relevant by being irrelevant:

“Uh, the word ‘fag’ is a really hateful word, isn’t it? Especially when it’s like one gay calling another gay guy that? Whoo! Have you ever been in the middle of one of them hate marriages? Whoof! It’s like, (mimicking an argument) ‘wait a minute, we’re not supposed to say that word.’ ‘How come you’re saying that word?’ ‘What?’ Oh, I just can’t say the word. Well, I can when I’m in the house, but I can’t say it outside of the house. Okay, I get your rules. But it is a hateful word and we should get rid of it,” added Barr. “Get rid of it being spoken. All that LGBTQ stuff, okay let me just be real, I put the Q in LGBTQ. Okay? Cause I am queer as two motherf**kers. I’m queer, I’m alien, I don’t belong here with all these people. They makes no sense. They are very queer. And that makes me a queer, I guess. But I did put the Q in it. Bye!”

I think she put the Q in “She Quit taking her meds.”

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Bernie Sanders, presidential hopeful, saying everyone should have the right to vote … even the Boston Marathon bomber:

“This is a democracy and we have got to expand that democracy, and I believe every single person does have the right to vote. Yes, even for terrible people, because once you start chipping away and you say, 'Well, that guy committed a terrible crime, not going to let him vote. Well, that person did that. Not going to let that person vote,' you're running down a slippery slope ... terrorists and murderers should have voting rights. So I believe people commit crimes and they paid the price and they have the right to vote. I believe even if they're in jail they're paying their price to society but that should not take away their inherent American right to participate in our democracy."

Um, Bernie, there’s a crime, like I stole a car, or I sold some weed, and then there’s a crime like I set off a bomb to murder and maim Americans.

One deserves the right to vote, one does not.

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Andy McKean, Iowa’s longest-serving Republican state lawmaker, on his defection to the Democratic Party because _____:

“With the 2020 presidential election looming on the horizon, I feel, as a Republican, that I need to be able to support the standard bearer of our party. Unfortunately, that’s something I’m unable to do. He sets, in my opinion, a poor example for the nation and particularly for our children by personally insulting—often in a crude and juvenile fashion—those who disagree with him, being a bully at a time when we are attempting to discourage bullying, his frequent disregard for the truth and his willingness to ridicule or marginalize people for their appearance, ethnicity or disability. I believe that it is just a matter of time before our party pays a heavy price for President _____’s reckless spending and shortsighted financial policies, his erratic, destabilizing foreign policy and his disregard for environmental concerns. If this is the new normal, I want no part of it.”

I say, ‘What took you so long,’ but I also say, ‘Welcome.’

The move puts Iowa Democrats four seats away from taking control of the Iowa House.

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Joe Scarborough, going off on religious hypocrite Franklin Graham, who called on Pete Buttigieg to repent for being gay.

“Just shut up Franklin Graham! You are a disgrace! You are a disgrace for normalizing Donald _____’s behavior … Here’s a man, who along with so many people in my community, the evangelical community, attacked Bill Clinton for his personal failings [yet] they are now using their … positions to gain political power and apologize for Donald _____. Now suddenly Franklin Graham’s talking about lifestyles and sinning, and a guy who has gone through a very difficult personal journey to figure out who he really is, he’s criticizing them for that? It’s not a lifestyle choice. Anyone who’s heard Pete Buttigieg talk knows that.”

Graham is exactly what’s wrong with so-called men of faith these days; their faith is less about god, and more about money and power; those are their real gods.

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Sam Donaldson, veteran journalist, on Lying Bag of Flesh, Sarah Huckabee Sanders and others in the White House for their transparent lying:

“Look, I’ve had the pleasure of working with almost every press secretary beginning with Pierre Salinger of John F. Kennedy’s administration and, except for Ron Ziegler who lied for Richard Nixon, I’ve never seen anything like this with Sarah Sanders … Sarah Sanders simply lies about everything taking a cue from her boss. Not just one thing. I think she’s had an Oscar, a lifetime achievement Oscar for lying. I feel a little sorry for her because it’s the boss who does it. She takes the cue from him. Leadership begins at the top. And so it is all the bad things that happen in the administration.”

We all know that _____ passed off his 10,000^th lie earlier this week, and Kellyanne and Huck aren’t far behind.

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James Clyburn, Democratic Congressman from South Carolina, on _____ talking idiotically again about Charlottesville and celebrating Robert E. Lee:

"Robert E. Lee was a slave owner and a brutal slave master. Thankfully, he lost that war. And I find it kind of interesting that the president is now glorifying a loser, he always said that he hated losers."

The president is a racist liar, so, yeah, there’s that.

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What do you do when you were a semi-celebrity known for being an anti-vaxxer, and now you’re no longer relevant? Why, you drag your former boss through the mud. Amirite, Jenny McCarthy? Jenny is dishing the dirt from her time on The View, which if I recall correctly, was about ten excruciating minutes six or seven years ago.

McCarthy, out promoting a book called Ladies Who Punch: The Explosive Inside Story Of ‘The View’ compares Barbara Walters to Mommie Dearest and claims there was a power struggle between Whoopi Goldberg and Barbara, with Whoopi basically telling Barbara when and where she could speak.

But Jenny’s first Babs spat was when she guested on the show to promote her book, Louder Than Words: A Mother’s Journey in Healing Autism, and Babs let her have it:

“I walked into her dressing room and she blew up at me. She was screaming, ‘How dare you say this! That autism can be cured?’ My knees were shaking. I remember my whole body was shaking.”

When Jenny said she never used the word cured to describe Evan’s condition, Babs shrieked:

“You’re such a liar!”

Yeah, that totally sounds like Barbara Walters. I mean, because a few years later we’re to believe that Barbara Walters actually hired the liar? Uh huh. Jenny also claims that when rumors swirled that Barbara was ‘retiring” Whoopi was actually pushing her out to pasture … from the show Babs created.

Lastly, Jenny plays the Doddering Barbara card again about the day she mentioned Katy Perry in Hot Topics:

“I saw Barbara’s face with her big saucer eyes look at me, then we went to a commercial. She said, ‘Who is it that you’re talking about and why are you bringing her up?’ And I’m, like, ‘That’s Katy Perry. You interviewed her last week!’”

Jenny admits it was the wrong thing to say and then declares that the other hosts were kicking her under the table because that’s what they did as a signal of how to deal with Barbara. Funny, though, Jenny, that you can totally see under the table and I don’t recall anyone ever kicking you … though I bet they wanted to. But then your memory is probably fuzzy because you only had that job for a hair’s breadth and haven’t really done much since… except “write” a book to make a few coins.

PS Jenny also relays a fabulous story about the time Barbara Walters demanded that she flush a tampon down the toilet.

Tampon is a euphemism for Jenny’s career.

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Oh, those Kardastrophes. They love posting pictures of themselves on social media, but just can’t get the hang of PhotoShop.

This time is lesser known Kardastrophe sister, Kourtney, who has been promoting some mysterious brand of hers called Poosh, and used that picture as her latest promo shot.

Sad thing is that the face seems pasted onto the body, and part of her left leg is missing, and there’s some kind of growth on her hand.

Seriously, can’t That Woman get them an update on PhotoShop?

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Speaking of PhotoShop, Miss Jackson, if your ego is bruised, needs a lesson or two herself.

It appears that Janet Jackson tried to “edit” a poster for this summer’s Glastonbury Festival to give herself top billing ... the original is on the left, the Jackson version is on the right.

Days after the British festival officially announced that the singer had been added to the lineup for the five-day music event—headlined by The Killers and The Cure—Miss Jackson tweeted out an image of the poster that gave herself top billing.

Yes, she did.

Nasty.

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And perhaps Janet or Kourtney could give Michael Feinstein a lesson in Facebooking, after a misleading post by Feinstein left some fans thinking he’d stolen an Oscar from Hollywood royalty, Gay Icon, and Judy’s daughter, Liza Minnelli.

Feinstein and his husband, Terrence Flannery, have been all up in Liza’s business since she moved from New York to Los Angeles four years ago, and on the night of the Oscars this year, Feinstein posted a photo of a gold Oscar statuette and identified it as Vincente Minnelli’s 1959 Best Director Oscar for “Gigi” saying:

“Vincente gifted me this beautiful statue many, many year [sic] ago. It remains on the mantel in my bedroom, so I may appreciate it and Mr. Minnelli’s immense talent, daily.”

Liza fans, or fan, were immediately suspicious since nothing is more sacred to Miss Minelli than her daddy, and his Oscar. Even Liza friends, like pianist Billy Stritch commented:

“Wow I didn’t realize that was your Oscar! So nice of you to let Liza display it in her apartment for all those years. Bet you’re glad to have it back in your bedroom!”

Stritch later deleted the comment; perhaps after Feinstein cleared up the confusion by editing his post to blame an “assistant in my employ” for the “misinformation”:

“The photo was taken a few years ago during construction at Liza’s home. I kept it for safekeeping while workers and strangers had full run of her home during a remodel. Upon construction completion, the Oscar was safely returned to Liza’s possession.”

Wait, so your friend’s house is being remodeled and you ask to hold her Daddy’s Oscar but not Liza FREAKING Minelli?

What kind of old school, gay are you, you monster?

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Roseanne Barr, who lost her career and her TV show for being a racist asshat and has since gone on a world tour blaming anyone and everything for her stupidity, now has a new target: it’s Darlene’s fault.

Yes, Roseanne’s pretend TV daughter, Sara Gilbert, ruined her career and destroyed her life. It wasn’t the Ambien and your talent for talking when you should shut up? What?

Although Roseanne was warned by ABC bigwigs many times about her Twitter usage, even before the reboot aired, she repeatedly ignored requests to shut her effing mouth, and so Sara Gilbert stepped up to end it all for her.

Roseanne says it’s because, on May 29, 2018, about 30 minutes before ABC announced the death of Roseanne, Sara Gilbert tweeted that Barr’s comments were “abhorrent and do not reflect the beliefs of our cast and crew or anyone associated with our show” and that’s what ended it:

“She destroyed the show and my life with that tweet. She will never get enough until she consumes my liver with a fine Chianti.”

Um, Roseanne, do you even know Gilbert? She’s a vegetarian, fer chrissakes!

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