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The other night driving home from work I got behind this guy on a bicycle and the next thing I knew I was in Alabama.

How do these things happen?

This Tuxedo Memory is from April 2017:

“Yeah, I know, Tuxedo was here last week, but then he did this ... as I was getting ready for work yesterday he decided to nap in the bathroom window. But then stretched out on his back and twisted his body and when I walked in he held out his front legs to me and meowed like a little kid who wanted to be picked up.

I thought maybe he’d gotten himself twisted in the window and was having a hard time getting down, so I scooped him up, gave him a smooch and set him down.

So he could climb back into the window, turn on his back, twist his torso, hold out his paws and say, “Meowwww.” to me.

Apparently this will be a new game ....”

And I was up for it.

John Rose, a Tennessee Republican was speaking before Congress, kissing the ass of The Felon by saying:

 “Regardless of one’s opinion of the current Republican nominee, we’d be well served to remember the long and cherished tradition we have in this country of settling our political differences at the ballot box.”

But Rose’s son, Guy, kindergartener, won the day by rolling his eyes and sticking out his tongue while daddy spoke.

Sorry, John, Guy is a Democrat.

All these big retailers and fast food places  lowering prices on thousands of products in unison makes me suspect they were doing the opposite for a long time.

Will Smith and his not-wife, ex-wife, current wife, Jada, appeared on a red carpet to promote Will’s newest movie but … it is just me or does Jada look like there’s been some not-so-good work done to her face? Or, perhaps, maybe that’s the woman Will pays to play Jada? 

I mean, that’s an old photo up top, and here’s the newest Jada down below.

Stephen Thomas Farrea, a member of the Nationalist Social Club-131, a New England-based neo-Nazi group known for disrupting children’s “drag queen story hours,” has been charged with possessing child pornography.

Once again: it’s not the Drag Queens.

Corey Harris, a Michigan man with a suspended driver’s license, appeared in court on those charges via Zoom but apparently Harris is not the sharpest tool in the shed.

He appeared from behind the wheel of a vehicle he was driving and when Judge Cedric Simpson asked if Harris was driving he said he was almost at his doctor’s appointment and would park soon.

Simpson looked around the courtroom, took a long pause, a smile on his face, and then revoked Harris’ bond and instructed him to turn himself into the Washtenaw County Jail by that evening or be arrested.

And, apparently realizing what was happening, Corey Harris said, “Doh!”

Rayan Ricci is an actor and fitness model of French and Lebanese descent with some nice cakes, which is all well and good but: Would You Hit It?

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Rumor has it the Republican asshat and self-loathing trans woman Caitlyn Jenner is writing a tell-all book to punish the Kardastrophe Klan for being mean to her as she transitioned. Jenner now claims she no longer speaks to ex-wife Kris Jenner and is no longer "close" to the reality TV family. An insider claims even Kendall and Kylie have "turned their backs" on Caitlyn:

"Caitlyn figures she has nothing to lose, so she's going to write the whole truth and make them sorry for shunning her."

So she’s gonna trash her ex-wife, her step-children, and her children because they didn’t help her launch her own reality show? Is she also gonna talk about how she thinks transwomen should not be allowed to participate in sports … unless it’s golf, which is Caitlyn’s favorite sport?

Nah, she’ll leave the hypocrisy out.

This has ick written all over it.

Y’all remember when Good Morning America news anchors TJ Holmes and Amy Robach got busted for cheating on their spouses and were fired from ABC? Yeah, well TJ and Amy are apparently still going strong so what’s the ick, you say?

That would be the news that TJ’s ex-wife, Marilee Fiebig, and Amy’s ex-husband, Andrew Shue, are now dating.

Ick.

Thirsty ex-actress Jada Pinkett Smith now says said Will Smith’s infamous 2022 Oscars slap saved their marriage after they had been separated and living apart for seven years:

“After all those years trying to figure out if I would leave Will’s side, it took that slap for me to see I will never leave him.”

Huh? What? All it takes to keep Jada by your side if for you to bitch-slap an Oscar host over a dumb joke? Is that her idea of love? Of that marriage saving slap Jada says:

“I call it the ‘holy slap’ now because so many positive things came after it.”

Her husband’s career crashed and burned, the academy shunned him Chris Rock turned him and Jada into punchlines … help me see the positive here.

Oh, Jada gets more attention.

And what does Will get? Well, from the looks of Mr. Smith in Miami without his wife, he gets  a new girlfriend.

Little Willie—his nickname from the guy who claims he walked in on Will on the receiving end of some anal sex with Duane Martin—was seen leaving Miami’s Art Basel with a woman who looks a little like Jada Pinkett Smith.

Maybe Will just wants a Jada who doesn’t use him to feed her ego, and her little Facebook talk show?

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I’m not sure who annoys me more, Taylor Swift or Jada Pinkett Smith, but I do know I wish one would stop talking and the other would stop faux-dating.

Apparently Lou Diamond Phillips just moved to Scarsdale, New York and his realtor took to Facebook to ask the citizens of Scarsdale to be his friends. Really, Lou?

Rumor has it that David Beckham has been cheating on Victoria for quite some time, but since none of it was with me I don’t really care.

After getting her pregnant and coercing her into an abortion, Justin Timberlake broke up with the pop tart in a text that said: “It’s over.” Justin’s a pig.

Is this a new thing in Hollywood? First Jada says she and Will have been separated since 2016—perfect timing for her “entanglement” with her son’s friend—and now Meryl Streep and her husband announce they have been living apart for six years.

Color me shocked, but :::gulp::: Kim Kardastrophe ain’t have bad starring in this season’s American Horror Story. Of course, she plays a vile human being so is it really “acting”?

I’m just gonna say that if you’re hosting SNL but you need Pedro Pascal, Mick Jagger and Lady Gaga to assist you, should you really be hosting? And what the f**k is a Bad Bunny?

Meanwhile, back at Kim Kardastrophe, she just celebrated her 43^rd birthday … her ass is ten years old and her face is a newborn.

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So, y’all remember last week when Disney stepped in a pile of Don’t Say Gay doo-doo when the Mouse House did nothing to condemn that hate-filled Florida bill? And then CEO Bob Chapek suggested the company was working behind the scenes to support the LGBTQ+ community, but a great many Pixar and Disney employees put Disney on blast, listing all the ways Disney has profited off the LGBTQ+ community but not really supported us.

Well, in stepped actor Gabrielle Union, who  stars in Disney’s reboot of Cheaper by the Dozen and is trans activist Zaya Wade’s stepmother. Union took no prisoners when she was asked if she was disappointed in Disney’s response to Don’t Say Gay, and said:

“Somebody asked me, ‘Are you disappointed?’ I’m disappointed when my order isn’t right at In-N-Out. I don’t even think that’s a word that you could use for something like this, where children’s lives are literally hanging in the balance. We need to own that if you truly are taking stands against hate and oppression, you should not fund hate and oppression. Period. The damage is done. There are so many states that are following suit [with Florida’s legislation], because there is no pushback, because no one in positions of power [or] corporations are taking a hard stance. Let’s look who’s donating to what and let’s call people out … I think a lot of people like to confuse accountability and consequences for cancel culture. And as long as you have a microphone and a stage that’s not cancel culture, honey… We have to campaign and fund for those people who stand for all of us.”

Suh-nap, as Anne Marie would have said, and I add a double suh-nap to Un ion’s statement because she worked for Disney and still took them on.

Brava, Mama.

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Kim Kardastrophe and Kanye West’s divorce looks like it might get even uglier.

In the new trailer for Hulu’s “The Kardastrophes,” Kim shares a displeasing comment her now-ex-husband made to her:

“He told me my career is over.”

Her ‘career’ as a reality show whore? As a wannabe lawyer? Her career as a former porn star turned underwear mogul?

Gurl bye.

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Wendy Williams has had a bad couple of years, what with her husband fathering a child with his lover and then divorcing Wendy; and that was followed up by health scares, a Graves Disease diagnosis, allegations of substance abuse and mental health issues, which culminated in Wendy leaving her talk show for most of last year and well into 2022.

But in a phone call to GMAS this week, Wendy proclaimed that she has the “mind and body of a 25-year-old”—on a high shelf in a dark closet?—and needs three more months to handle some shiz and then she’ll come back to her show, except …

The producers have cancelled the Wendy Williams Show and replaced it with Sherri! starring Sherri Shepherd, so unless Wendy changes her name, I don’t see her back on TV as the host … of Sherri!

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A few years ago a rumor came out that Jada Pinkett Smith had cheated on her husband Will with a twenty-something friend of their son, Jaden. Both Mr. and Mrs. Smith got on their high horses, panties in a twist and said no affair ever happened and how dare anyone ever say it happened.

Cut to a few years later, and Jada and Will, on her Facebook talk show, Red Table Talk, discussed her affair with the young man, but didn’t address their indignation at the public for discussing Jada’s affair. The couple then suggested that they have an open marriage and yada yada yada publicity.

Now, a couple of years past that, and Will Smith is campaigning for an Oscar for his role in King Richard—not  a Shakespeare play but a film about Venus and Serena Williams’ father Richard—and Will appeared on CBS with Gayle King who asked many questions, including this one:

“You both have talked very candidly—it’s a very famous story–infidelity in the marriage and how you navigated that that time …”

“Yeah, never. There’s never been infidelity in our marriage.”

“Never been infidelity in the marriage?”

“Never. Jada and I talk about everything. And we have never surprised one another with anything, ever.”

Oh. So, if you tell your spouse you’re cheating it isn’t infidelity? Yeah, I don’t think so, I think it’s still infidelity, because I guarantee your wedding vows said nothing about poking your dick in other women, or even men, or allowed Jada to flop on her back with her heels to Jesus.

Just own, it, Will, You and your wife cheat on one another but you both know the other does it and you’re both fine with that, but don’t expect anyone to believe this hogwash.

Infidelity won’t doesn’t bother either one of you unless the day comes when one of you keeps their cheating secret to themselves.

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Now, some of you may know that recovering alcoholic and Real Housewives of New York ‘star,’ Luann de Lesseps was arrested a couple of years ago for drunkenly breaking into someone else’s hotel room and then trying to assault a police officer, has fallen off the wagon … ALLEGEDLY.

Last week former Countess de Lesseps drunkenly took over the mic at a gay piano bar and began singing so badly that patrons began booing, causing de Lesseps to shout ‘Fuck you’ from the stage before she was kicked out of the club.

Apparently the Countess,  who performs her own “Countess Cabaret” show, arrived intoxicated at the Townhouse piano bar and took to the stage as if she were performing her act for the crowd who was not amused; one witness said:

“Luann thought she was doing her act. She tried to sing [her own song] ‘Money Can’t Buy You Class,’ but they didn’t know it, they know standards. The piano player was like, ‘I don’t know the song,’ and she responded, ‘It’s a hit!'”

SIDENTOE: the critically trashed song sold 19,000 digital copies.

And then it got worse. Luann began “belting out jumbled versions of songs,” which were so intolerable that “the crowd began booing her” and so she began yelling back:

“You don’t know me! I’m a cabaret star! Fuck you.”

Then she was thrown out of the club.

Luann told the press the next day that she was “at rehearsals all day … then went to dinner with Broadway producers. We were in a celebratory mood and drinking champagne.”

And making a drunken, belligerent fool of herself. Again.

You can see the video, and hear Luann singing caterwauling here:

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To cleanse my eyes and mind of things de Lesseps, let’s talk about country singer Jessie James Decker showing off her nekkid football player husband on his 35th birthday,

Decker shared that photo of Eric Decker on Instagram wearing only his "birthday suit" to celebrate his milestone, telling followers that he's "lookin like a statue from Greece" in the poolside picture from Mexico.

Thanks Jessie.

PS There was also the time Eric posed with Jessie’s new cookbook rather provocatively.

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There have long been rumors that Patrick Dempsey’s character was killed off because Dempsey was a total diva and show creator Shonda Rimes was sick of it and canned his ass, and this book  offers confirmation from executive producer James Parriott, who was brought back to the series to oversee Dempsey’s exit.

Parriott says Dempsey was fired due to non-sexual issues like ALLEGEDLY terrorizing the cast so much that they ALLEGEDLY suffered PTSD; Parriott also says Dempsey’s co-star Ellen Pompeo was annoyed by his complaints about “the inconvenience of coming in every day and working.” 

For a paycheck of $400,000 a week.

Looks like someone could have used to GoFundMe GoFuckYourself.

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Filming is over so the fake romance ends.

Mission: Impossible 7 co-stars, Tom Cruise and Hayley Atwell, who never confirmed their totally real and not-at-all-made-up love story, have ALLEGEDLY broken up after less than a year of being “together.”

My condolences to Tommy’s publicist who must now begin the hunt for Tommy’s next “love” interest.

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Seriously, does no one know that you just cannot say whatever crosses your pea brain on social media these days?

Former Real Housewives of New York Bethenny Frankel is fighting to save her podcast, Just B, after broadcasting “transphobic” comments. Frankel got into trouble when she spewed her ignorance about pronouns, gender identity, and how she would not allow her daughter to sleep in the same bunk at a summer camp with a transgender girl. Oh, and Frankel also suggested that gender identity could be a “phase.”

And because her ignorance may cost her a job and Frankel cares more about her coins than offending the LGBTQ+ community, she is trying to get her old boss, Andy Cohen, to help save her show because he’s a gay man with a TV show and a social media following. To his credit, and I do not care for Cohen, he has said nothing, though the first words out of his mouth should be:

“Bethenny Frankel is a media whoring offensive transphobic tool.”

That works for me.

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When Madonna made a surprise appearance at the VMAs earlier this month, a lot of people were shocked by her appearance. To be fair, the old gal rarely makes public appearances other than on her social media in carefully crafted posts that show off her constantly changing plastic surgeried—not a word, but it fits—face and body at its best.

But this week she appeared in public looking, well, sad and frail and kinda pathetic—think female Karl Lagerfeld—to support her Madame X concert-documentary film, which will stream on Paramount Plus next month.

Look, she can do whatever she wants …  chin implants, face lifts, butt implants, new eyes, fuller boobs, but it all just seems so sad and desperate. And then toss  on a “Fuck You” tiara as she totters around like a grandma who misplaced her walker and, well, maybe Madonna could just think about aging gracefully, because if I see her at ninety trying to rock this look again, I will come for her.

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A couple of years ago, rumors surfaced that Jada Pinkett Smith had an extramarital affair with 29-year-old singer August Alsina, who she met through her son, Jaden. She denied the ALLEGATIONS and “husband” Will Smith acted like he wanted to fight Alsina for suggesting that Jada would ever let another man dip his wick into her. But then a few months after that, desperate to make her Facebook talk show Red Table Talk relevant, and with “husband” Will at the table, Jada admitted to an “entanglement” with Alsina.

Cut to this week, and Will Smith, with Apple TV+’s Emancipation, the film King Richard, and a memoir, Will,  to promote, has admitted that Jada cheated on him, but it’s all good because he cheats on her, too, because that’s how they roll.

But he suggests Jada is a cheater, due to her anger that her career took a backseat to his, and to his wants and needs. And all that seems true because this is their life: Jada didn’t want a big, over-the-top traditional wedding, but Will did, so they had one; Jada did not want to move into a massive walled compound, but Will did so they moved into one; Jada’s band, Wicked Wisdom, was offered to open for Guns N’ Roses, but she turned it down because Will was still filming The Pursuit of Happyness; and Will screened a documentary he made about Jada for her 40th birthday party, and she hated it, and accused him of making it purely as a “disgusting display of ego.”

So, Will is a dick, and so Jada went looking for other dick, and Will goes out looking for tricks, too. Look, Will and Jada want an open marriage, that’s their choice, but they each vilified a young man for suggesting that he’d had an affair with Jada and now Will is using that affair as part of  a promotions sweep.

Sounds about as fake as their marriage.

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On this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Erika Jayne, while staying at the Fairmont Grand Del Mar in San Diego, sipping champagne after having her glam squad give her hair and makeup,  complained that she is flat broke.

I guess to Erika, who might have been living off money meant for orphans and widows, taking a weekend away from your $9,000-a-month Beverly Hills rental at a luxury resort in San Diego, sipping champagne and having people dress you and comb your weave and slap on your makeup is what one does when they are flat broke.

This bitch needs a lesson in broke and I hope she gets it.

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About a week ago, 27-year-old singer August Alsina—and, to be fair, I have no idea who he is—revealed that he had had an affair with  48-year-old Jada Pinkett-Smith a few years ago and fell in love with her. Okay, whatever; but then he also dropped a nugget about having Jada’s husband, Will Smith’s approval to bang his wife. Okay, whatever, because there have long been rumors that Will and Jada are not the most monogamous couple on the planet and rumors have also swirled that Will may swing both ways.

BUT … where this story gets rich is that as soon as Alsina told his tale, Will and Jada jumped on it and said it never happened, wasn’t true, and that Alsina was a flat-out liar.

BUT … now the Smiths have come clean. Jada even used her Facebook talk show, Red Table Talk, to admit that she’d had an affair with Alsina but that … wait for it because it stinks like the first time … she and Will were separated at the time.

::::coughbullshitcough:::

Jada and Will ran to Jada’s “show” to talk about her ahem, ‘relationship’ and began by lying again when they said their denial of the affair didn’t come from them; oh, yeah, it came from your people who work for you, and say what you want them to say, but when they heard Jada was banging a two decades younger man they released a denial on their own?

::::coughbullshitcough:::

Jada also mumbled some mess about “healing” over the separation and that about four years ago, she met August—who was a friend of her son, Jaden—and that August was “really, really sick” at the time and it was all about helping him; cuz banging him will soothe what ails him since Jada’s vagina has healing qualities.

::::coughbullshitcough:::

 She also ALLEGED that Will had dumped her ass shortly before she began banging her son’s friend; or as she called it, an “entanglement,” as in their limbs are all entangled on the bed at the closest No-Tell Motel.

So, Jada thought Will was ever going to talk to her again—wonder what caused that split, because her banging her son’s friend didn’t end the marriage—and she just wanted to feel good and August heal his mental state.

::::coughbullshitcough:::

And so she used her therapeutic vagina to help someone with mental issues by f**king ‘em?

Will and Jada ended the episode by saying this together:

“We ride together, we die together, bad marriage for life!”

::::coughbullshitcough:::

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I don’t generally relish in a couple’s marriage falling apart, but this time, well, my shallow mind and black heart perked up a little bit.

My-Husband-In-My-Head, Armie Hammer and his wife, Elizabeth Chambers are finished. Now, while they have ALLEGEDLY been quarantining on a tropical island somewhere, Armie says they split up in January … perhaps on my birthday? As a secret message to me?

But, while Armie and Elizabeth filed for divorce at the same time, he says January was the end, and she says July; she wants custody of the kids and he wants shared custody. She says it was “irreconcilable differences” and he says it’s because he loves me.

Well, something like that, I think. At any rate, Armie, if you need to, un, “talk,” I’m here.

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And now for another story of the sad lives of the rich, famous, and clearly delusional … Robert De Niro was forced to cut his ex-wife, Grace Hightower’s, monthly American Express limit from $100,000 to $50,000 because he’s taken a financial hit during the pandemic.

Yes, the Nobu restaurants and luxury hotel he has stakes in have been closed—or partially closed—since March and he isn’t making as many coins.

But De Niro failed to mention that the Nobu brand received between $11 million and $28 million in PPP loans welfare from the government, so take a seat Bobby. When you are struggling to pay your rent or put food on the table, rather than kvetching about your poor ex-wife only being allowed to spend $50,000 of your bucks a month, maybe you’ll look less like a self-entitled, one percent prick.

And yeah, I’m talkin’ to you.

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Now for a guessing game … in these Pandemic Times, under lockdown, we’ve seen a rash of celebrity breakups. But rumor has it that one celebrity couple broke up over Black Lives Matter because one half supports BLM and the other might be an All Lives Matter fool.

But who could it be … here’s the list of broken relationships in the time of COVID-19:

Mary-Kate Olsen and Olivier Sarkozy
Thomas Middleditch and Mollie Gates
Julianne Hough and Brooks Laich
Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green
Jaime King and Kyle Newman
Kelly Clarkson and Brandon Blackstock
Christina Ricci and James Heerdegen
Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler
Kacey Musgraves and Ruston Kelly
Clark Gregg and Jennifer Grey
Dr. Dre and Nicole Young
Jordana Brewster and Andrew Form
Grace Gummer and Tay Strathairn

Armie Hammer and Elizabeth Chambers

Well, it might just be Armie Hammer and Elizabeth Chambers because this rumor went viral right after they announced their split. And, after a quick perusal of their individual Instagram accounts, you find that Armie’s is full of Black Lives Matter stuff and Elizabeth’s is not … at all.

All the more reason for Armie to call me.

Just sayin’.

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Mother of the Century,  and Boxed Wine Enthusiast, Dina Lohan is all set to get married, y’all. And it was a rough go. It was just last year that Mama Lohan announced she and her boyfriend, Jesse Nadler, had broken up after five years because in those five years they had never met in person and something seemed off.

And this time it wasn’t Dina.

Cut to 2020 and a pandemic and Jesse FedEx’d a ring to Dina and the couple will walk down the aisle, hopefully in the same room because Diona says they will definitely meet in person before the wedding.

I give it about six minutes after the ‘I do’s’.

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Well, Nicholas Cage, never a man of good, sound judgement—check out his IMDb page for proof—apparently married his girlfriend of, well, either one year or three years, depending on whom you ask. See, Cage and Erika Koike, the long-term, short-term girlfriend, made it official by getting married at the Bellagio in Las Vegas last weekend, but not without some drama … before and after.

According to multiple eyewitnesses, Cage and Erika’s journey to the altar started out rough with Nic, drunk and belligerent, screaming that Erika’s boyfriend … wait, what … was a drug dealer and insisting that he “wasn’t going to do it” while waiting inside the Clark County Marriage License Bureau.

But they persisted. Cage was filmed slowly walking behind his girlfriend-fiancé-wife, hands on his hips, muttering to himself.  A bystander says the couple filled out the marriage application in one of the machines—Hey, it’s Vegas baby—and the entire time Cage was yelling:

“She is going to take all my money.”

“Her ex is a druggy, her ex is a druggy.”

The future Mrs. Cage was also muttering:

“Baby I am not asking you to do this.”

And because they were loud and obnoxious, the couple was given a private room to finish their paperwork before leaving the courthouse as husband and wife! So ... congratulations to the couple, who’ve been together one or three years, except …

Four days later Nicholas Cage filed for an annulment because he wants to be 2019s Britney Spears. In his papers Cage says he was, ahem, “too drunk” to get married:

“[Erika] suggested to [Cage] that they should marry, [Cage] reacted on impulse and without the ability to recognize or understand the full impact of his actions.”

He didn’t understand? This was his fourth marriage! It should have been as easy as putting on your shoes. But then there’s the part of the papers where Cage claims his wife-not-wife is a fraud, who did not him know “the full nature and extent of her relationship with another person” and that she also has a criminal history she didn’t tell him about. Cage also says that the two have “such conflict in personalities and dispositions that are so deep as to render the two incompatible in marriage.”

And yet a few beers in and he’s racing to a Vegas courthouse?

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Last week we talked about how thirsty Mel B told Piers Morgan that she and former bandmate Ginger Spice, AKA Geri Halliwell, had hooked up and gone down there.

Well, this week, Ginger/Geri is not having it and she sent out a statement that the whole lesbian romp Mel B drooled about was a lie.

And now folks are spilling more tea; if fact, though I really know this for a fact because it’s about the Spice Girls and I’ve never heard a Spice Girls song, rumor has it that Mel and Geri had more than a hookup back in the day, and actually lived together in what was ALLEGEDLY a full-on year-long lesbian relationship.

And when that story resurfaced, suddenly Mel B was a’scurred for telling the tale and tried to quash it—though I kinda doubt that because Mel B is all about getting her name in the press—but it was too late. And now, cut to a pissed off Geri:

“It has been very disappointing to read about all these rumors again, especially on Mother’s Day of all days. Geri loves the Spice Girls: Emma, Melanie, Melanie and Victoria [Beckham]. She would like [the fans] to know that what has been reported recently is simply not true and has been very hurtful to her family. Moving forward, Geri can’t wait to see the girls and all the fans on the tour, have an amazing time with everyone, and make some new memories.”

Isn’t it nice how she tries to quash the rumor while still promoting the upcoming tour?

Sounds like Mel B and Geri cooked this whole thing up to earn a bit more free press for their lack of careers.

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I love a good real housewives spat and it doesn’t more real, and perhaps less housewife, than a spat between the former Real Housewives of DC, Nancy Reagan and Barbara Bush.

Apparently the late former First Ladies were anything but friends and never really hid their distaste for one another but, from beyond the grave, as it were, it looks like Barbara Bush may be getting in the last dig.

A new book is out about Mrs. Bush and it reveals why she thought Nancy hated her so much – including the time Nancy kicked her off the guest list to a dinner with Princess Diana! Yup, Susan Page’s new biography, The Matriarch, goes into detail about how Nancy made a point of making sure George H.W. Bush and Barbara were NOT allowed to that fancy-ass 1985 dinner for Princess Di and Prince Charles where John Travolta twirled her around the White House ballroom. And apparently Barbara Bush told Page, before her death:

“She hated us. I don’t know why, but she really hated us.”

The Charles and Diana dinner was a hot ticket in DC and protocol suggested that the Vice President and Second Lady be there, but Nancy personally took both their names off two separate guest lists before eventually moving them to a “suggested additions” list where they would get an invitation if, say, I couldn’t attend.

Yes, they were that far down the list. So far down that it was obvious Nancy hated them, and so far down that people tried to step in and get Nancy to pony up an invitation. Even deputy White House chief of staff Michael Deaver cautioned Nancy against excluding the Bush’s from the dinner, saying it would be a breach of protocol and she shrilled:

“Just watch me.”

Like a true housewife.

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Apparently, R&B singer August Alsina has released a new song about an affair he had with a woman and lotsa folks are guessing who she might be.

Well, here’s the tea … it’s Jada Pinkett Smith … ALLEGEDLY. For years the rumor mill has said that Jada’s marriage to Will Smith is open and swinging and anything goes. And now August released a cover of singer Kehlani‘s song, “Nunya,” where he talks about a former sidepiece who is missing out on all the hot stuff he has to offer, saying:

“Putting on a show

‘Cause you don’t want the world to know

That you lost a man who loved you all along

I gave you time to make me a priority

Put my feelings out there

You ignored it

Ain’t nunya business to know who I’m with."

Sure, that could be any woman, but the accompanying video features a text conversation with someone named Koren, and when one connects the dots one finds that Jada’s middle name is, yup, Koren. And, in the video August sends a GIF of Jada Pinkett Smith to the person in the text chat. And, August was on Jada’s Facebook talk show Red Table Talk where he talked about struggling with addiction and how the Smith family helped him during his struggles.

Do the math, Koren. Gif. Chat show. Help.

All equals affair … ALLEGEDLY.

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Gosh, right on the heels of trying to get yet another reboot of 90210 off the ground, only to have Luke Perry up and die, come new troubles for “actress” Tori Spelling.

Tori has been having trouble paying her bills for a long time now, and has been sued by a number of institutions like American Express and the Council for Bad Actresses Still trying to Sell Themselves to TV, and now it’s City National Bank coming after her. Spelling owed City National a shiz ton of money for years, and was supposed to have it paid off but, surprise, she has not.

But she didn’t, and now the California court system has issued a bench warrant for her arrest for not showing up to court. Tori was due in court on March 29 but didn’t show up and hasn’t finished paying off a $400,000 she and husband, serial adultery Dean McDermott took out in 2016. In 2017 the court sided with City Bank because the couple failed to reach a deadline of responding to the bank’s allegations and there was a default judgment against the couple of deadbeats.

And for most of us, having a court tell you to pay your debts would be enough for you to start sharing some coins, but not Tori and Dean. Instead of showing up to court she was in Tel Aviv to work with TV friend/co-star/has been Jennie Garth promote a children’s clothing line.

Now, Tori owes more than $260,000 to City Bank, which is a lot more than the almost $190,000 she owed before and that lead to the bench warrant and a new court date of May 1st.

Tori’s bail—if she can buy a ticker home—is set at $5,000. Hopefully she won’t try to take a loan out to pay it.

Hey, maybe she can reboot 90210?

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