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The other day I got a text from Carlos at about 4PM saying we needed to rethink dinner.

I.Was.Terrified.

But I texted back and asked why. Well, it seemed he had made rice and veggies and chicken stir-fry but he used a box of chicken broth from the refrigerator that neither one of us knew how long it’s been there.

The answer? Too long. So Carlos said he was starting again with the rice and veggies but couldn’t thaw out any kind of protein even though he had about two hours until dinner.

I arrived home about 5PM and found some andouille sausage in the freezer, thawed it in seconds in the microwave, sliced it, sautéed it, added it to the veggies and chicken , adjusted the spices and in ten minutes we had dinner.

I believe he did that on purpose and I say that because of the sly yet evil grin he had on his face as we ate dinner.

He won … that round.

This Tale of Tuxedo is from April 2020 and is all about Tuxedo’s political activism … As a "cat of color" Tuxedo sympathized with those men and women who were subjected to the Show-me-your-papers laws of Arizona and subsequently decided to go into hiding himself because he does not have the proper documentation.

If I had known at any time while I was in school that you could have had cakes in the library I might have spent more time there!

How is it that Antifa is this huge threat to America but actual Nazis—albeit the chickenshit kind who live in their parent’s basements and wears masks so they don’t get fired from Chick-fil-A—can march through the capitol and that's totally fine? If they are so damn proud why are they covering their faces?

Anyone else find it weird that Cankles can never let go of a grudge? I mean, he still rants about Obama and Biden and Hillary and even Rosie O’Donnell but he never says one single word about any of those people who ALLEGEDLY tried to assassinate him.

It’s as if those attempts weren’t real. 

Now, this comes from a homosexual man so you know that there’s nothing sexual about it at all, but in  this dress I will say that Lupita Nyong'o is the hottest human being on the planet.

That’s all.

Kevin McCarthy, on the Graham Platner sexual assault scandal, boasted that the GOP runs predators out of their party … like the rapist who’s been in the White House for over five years?? 

Tristan Ridel is a French ballet dancer and Demi Soloist at the Vienna State Opera and also models, so Would You Hit It … the dancer or the model or both?

I Ain't One To Gossip But ....

Those Kardastrophes ruin it for everyone. No, not Kim Kardastrophe or even Kanye Kardastrophe, I’m talking NorthSouthEastWest Kardastrophe ruining Fashion Week for babies! See, during this years’ New York Fashion Week, little North threw not one but two front-row hissy fits. Kim was so embarrassed; she took North backstage and left her there while she returned to her seat. What a wonderful mother!

Now, it’s not her fault; she has a lunatic for a father and a famewhore for a mother who thinks that the front-row at a fashion show is the best place for a toddler.

Well, now Nuclear Wintour has put her foot down and officially banned all children from runway shows by telling designers not to allow toddlers on the front row at any fashion show that she attends.

Now if only Anna would ban spoiled brats and porn stars, we’d never see Kim or Kanye at Fashion Week again!

This makes me laugh … the thief who stole Lupita Nyong’o‘s $150,000 pearl Oscar dress has apparently left it on a bathroom floor after he attempted to have it appraised and learned the pearls weren’t real. And then he actually called TMZ to say he took two of the pearls down to the Garment District in LA and learned they were fake so he returned the dress to the hotel.

To top it off, the people at Calvin Klein never said if the pearls were real or fake, and the only person who represented the orbs as real and valued the dress at $150K was Lupita’s stylist.

Francesco Costa, Women’s Creative Director of Calvin Klein, said this:

“Did anyone ever say they were real from Calvin Klein? I always assumed everyone knew they were fake, but I guess not. The source awesomely adds, “Do they really make dresses out of real jewels since Cleopatra died?”

The thief was apparently all bent out of shape and said he called TMZ just to “expose Hollywood’s fake bullshit” but he just comes off looking like a moron thinking he was, what, going to pawn a $150,000 peal dress and not get nabbed.

Stupid is a stupid does.

Wow. Her dressing room hasn’t even been fumigated yet and already people are coming for Kelly Osborne’s Fashion Police gig.

The two front-runners, and I mean they’re a couple of heifers racing down a chute into the rodeo ring, are Khloe Kardastrophe and NeNe Leakes. Ryan Seacrest, who practically runs E! is said to be Team Khloe while UsWeekly says NeNe is in it to win it.

A source close to Khloe — it’s Khloe, really — says, “She was supposed to do it last time and passed. She may consider doing it again but the offer would have to be really high. It’s a lot of extra work for her.”

‘Extra work’? Bitch, please. Khloe has never had a job.

As for NeNe, rumor has it that shortly after The Great Joan Rivers™ passed away, NeNe’s name was bandied about as a replacement.

Again. Bitch, please. Kill the show already. It has been the same without JR.

And ... women who dress like this are going to be Fashion Police?

There’s always been the idea that the Kennedy’s are America’s Royal Family, and it’s kinda true … in that some of them are spoiled, self-indulgent, pampered, drunk in public and dumb.

Like Robert Kennedy Jr.’s underage daughter, Kyra, who made a scene when she was refused entry at club Lava at the Turning Stone Resort Casino in Verona an upstate New York recently.

The 19-year-old made a drunken stink at the club when security didn’t accept her ID — a passport belonging to her 26-year-old half-sister, Kick.

One witness — and it could’a been Lohan because it was at a nightclub and that girl lives in nightclubs — said, “A security guard took Kick’s passport from Kyra and asked her to recite her birth date, and she didn’t know it. He then caught her trying to look up Kick’s birthday on Wikipedia on her phone. 

The security guard then refused to return the passport, and Kyra started shouting all this stuff, including, ‘I am a Kennedy, Google me. If you don’t let me in, the governor will be calling.’”

Lovely. Her grandfather would be so proud.

I just love a Bitter Old Queen Fight … and I don’t mean Carlos and I have a spat over breakfast about who didn’t do the laundry ... I mean a Global Bitter Old Queen Fight.

Y’all remember when Madge took a tumble at the BRIT Awards after a dancer tried to remove the cape she was wearing — to reveal her matador outfit — and he ended up heels over tits on the floor? Well, afterwards Madge admitted the cape was tied too tightly and the staging wasn’t exactly as they had rehearsed, but she thanked Giorgio Armani for making the cape.

But it seems like Giorgio had his bikini briefs on backwards because he took a swipe at Madge for no apparent reason, saying the bull fighter’s cape that took her down was meant to be closed with an easy-to-undo hook but she wanted it tied instead:

“Madonna, as we all know, is very difficult. That’s all there was to it.”

Okay, so Madge changed the closure on the cape, but she’s the one who took the fall. Why is Bitter Old Queen Giorgio throwing shade at Bitter Old Queen Madge? We all know she’s “very difficult”. What does that have to do with her fall though?

I think Giorgio is suggesting that when he wears the cape around his house and his scantily clad male dancers pull it off of him to reveal his toreador suit, he doesn’t fall down and go BOOM so why should she?

Sometimes these things write themselves …

Y’all remember Amy Pascal; the former Sony Pictures boss who emails were hacked and showed what a b***h she was and so she was kicked to the curb. Well, in this case ‘the curb’ was a downshift position to ‘on-the-lot producer’ in a smaller office once used by Seth Rogen.

But the movie is being delayed because of Rogan’s love of marijuana. The suite Pascal’s set to take over reeks of pot thanks to its most recent occupants, Rogen and his Interview directing partner Evan Goldberg.

The offices will be repainted in an attempt to get rid of the smell, as the ALLEGED stench had seeped into the flooring — some say they could smell it two floors away.

Rogan for his part is fuming — get it, fuming — about the story, at first calling it untrue, and then saying he was angry that they would call his pot ‘stench.’

Random Musings

Update on the story I posted earlier this week [HERE] about Earl Bullard, the mayor of Latta, South Carolina who fired the police chief Crystal Moore because she’s a lesbian.

It seems the good people of Latta aren’t having this because this week the town council voted unanimously to block Bullard from replacing Moore during the next two months. That followed a vote from last week to hold a referendum on a new structure for government that would enable the town council to hire Moore back.

A standing room only crowd turned out for a council meeting to show their support for Moore.

In Small Town South Carolina of all places!

One thing I hate, and which feels like steel-tipped fingernails slowly sliding down a chalkboard, is when people say “exspecially’ instead of ‘especially’.

Knock it off.

Lupita Nyong'o is People magazine’s ‘Most Beautiful’ woman, marking just the third time in the 25-year history of the ‘Most Beautiful’ issue that a Black woman has graced the cover. 

And she deserves it!

All I can say is that they got it right, and, well, let’s try to see more women of color on the cover, eh?

After coming out last year during a Golden Globes speech, this past weekend Jodie Foster married her girlfriend Alexandra Hedison.

Congratulations to the happy couple.

And congratulations to husband-in-my-head Matt Bomer who revealed this week that he has been married to his longtime partner Simon Halls since 2011.

Married to someone else or not, he still gets to be husband-in-my-head.

After Illinois GOP Chairman Pat Brady came out in support for same-sex marriage a gaggle of Republicans sought to oust him from his job because, you know, gays and equality and shiz. Brady resigned last May, citing his wife's battle with cancer and his desire to focus on his family after four years as chairman and two as a Republican National Committee member.

Bad news, followed by good news.

When Illinois Republicans voted this week for all 18 state central committee member posts they ousted six of the seven Republican Neanderthals who wanted Brady removed for his support of LGBT rights.

Maybe the GOP is changing, y’all. Maybe.

More good news? Okay … the Kentucky legislature has adjourned for the year without voting on a bill that would have allowed Senator Crazy Rand Paul to appear twice on the 2016 ballot. 

Paul had asked the state to change the law so that he could retain his Senate seat while running for president because even he knows he’ll never be president and he wants that Senate Seat Safety Net.

Brian Wilkerson, a spokesman for Kentucky House Speaker Greg Stumbo: "In Kentucky, you ought to run for one office at a time. The speaker's thoughts haven't changed on that."

And Kentucky’s Democratic governor, Steve Beshear, is highly unlikely to call the legislature into special session to consider the measure so that means if Crazy Rand Paul's allies in the legislature want to try again, they're going to have to wait until the legislature reconvenes next January.

And by that time, a number of 2016 White House contenders may already be officially in the race making Paul’s chances slimmer than Oprah fitting into a size twelve.

Boo-yah!

Onto another kind of race, RuPaul’s Drag Race:

This week’s Mini-Challenge was to create “Twerks of Art” and the ladies did so by covering their bodies in paint and rolling all over a giant canvas. It was all kinds of creepy and icky and gooey. Let’s move on …

The Main Challenge began with the queens being teamed up with biologically female brides for a wedding makeover but then came the twist; the queens wouldn’t be making over the women as pretty little brides, they’d be making over the husbands into pretty not-so-little brides.

Let’s dish:

Bianca Del Rio was the week’s big winner. First, she won the ‘Twerk of Art’ mini-challenge, though I’m sure she’ll forget to add that to her resume. But her ‘bride’ was by far the best of the bunch, and she totally rocked the Mother of the Bride runway look. She and her drag daughter actually looked alike on the runway and matched in wedding dress and Mother of the Bride couture. Plus, Bianca is an all out riot, and so quick with the comebacks:  "Don't call me mommy in public."

BenDeLaCreme is also coming on strong. And she really played up the Mother of the Bride act, and also created a unique march down the aisle. I am still Team BenDeLa, but I am leaning toward Team Bianca, too.

Courtney Act is pretty; Courtney Act looked better than her bride. Not good for the Mother of the Bride to wear a sexy, nearly see-thru number while her drag daughter basically wore window dressing and a sheet.

Darienne Lake got the tough challenge: Goth Wedding. But she pulled it off somewhat, at least with her drag daughter who seemed ready to try out for next season’s Drag Race, But Darienne completely missed the Goth Mother of the Bride mark so points off for that.

Adore Delano, I do not adore. She can’t sew, and she apparently can’t apply make-up, either to herself or anyone else. This was a mess from the get-go and looked more like In Bred Cousin F**Ker Wedding than anything else; bad wigs—even her drag daughter questioned the style level of the hair—and bad gowns and bad makeup.

Joslyn Fox got the uncomfortable groom who was a professional, or semi-professional, basketball player who cared only about what his teammates night think when they saw him in a dress. Honey, why go on a show called ‘Drag Race’ if you worried about being seen in drag. And then, puking on the runway? How Willem of you.

Lip Sync For Your Life: Adore v Joslyn. And it was no contest. I couldn’t have cared less which queen went home but watching Joslyn out-of-sync-lip-sync was painful. Adore really mopped the floor with her and Joslyn took her drag on home.

What did YOU think?

Last season on Once Upon A Time — a show that never saw a hot guy and didn’t want to put him in tight leather pants — we met Sean Maguire, who plays Robin Hood. He was hot, and then he was gone. Luckily, for me anyway, the show brought him and his hot Britishness back.

And luckily Devious Maids s also back because, while the show is at times trite, some of the dialogue is whip-smart-funny and there are at least two new hotties to admire this season.

Dominic Adams plays hot bodyguard with a hot body that needs a guard to keep me off it, while Mark Deklin — last seen as the closeted gay husband on Good Christian Bitches — is back as a hot man with a secret past.

Yum.

I got a kick out of the stories that Hillary Clinton planted the shoe thrower so she would look more presidential, like George W, Bush, because here’s George W. Bush being, well, ex-presidential.

Four of the five living presidents — only Daddy Bush was missing — spoke at the Lyndon Johnson Presidential Library as part of a summit honoring the 50th anniversary of the Civil Rights Act and this is how George W Bush opened his speech:

“Former presidents compare their libraries the way other men may compare their, well … Just wondering how LBJ would have handled that. He was a funny guy at times.”

Yeah, commemorating the Civil Rights Act is the perfect place for a penis joke.

Fucking frat boy asshat.

Over there to the Italy, the city council of Latina voted in favor of a motion to support the recognition of a same-sex couple’s marriage.

Antonio Garullo and Mario Ottocento [above] were the first Italian gay couple to be married more than 10 years ago in Holland, and in 2004 they asked the Ufficio dello Stato Civile of Latina to register their marriage but their application was turned down.

The couple sued the town, and in 2005 the Tribunale of Latina rejected their complaint. They appealed to the Court of Appeal of Rome and were denied a second time. They appealed that denial to the Supreme Court of Cassation who, in 2012, also rejected their appeal but delivered a landmark opinion for LGBT rights saying Italian laws should treat gay and straight couples equally. 

So, Antonio and Mario asked the town of Latina to record their marriage again, and on April 15, 2014, the Council of the Latina approved in a 14-2 vote a motion in support of the record of their marriage.

The motion is addressed to the Italian Government, which will decide whether or not the commune of Latina can register the marriage but I love that the two men never gave up, and won’t ever give up.

Ralph Reed brought his anti-LGBT hate to ABC's This Week to talk about gay adoption and gay parenting and Russia’s anti-gay adoption laws. [the emphasis in the quotes is mine]

Ralph Reed: “The social science on this is clear. This isn’t about Vladimir Putin, this is about what’s best for children here in the United States. The social science is irrefutable: a child who grows up in a home without the mother and father present, and they both very unique procreative, nurturing, and socializing roles, they’re nine times more likely to end up dropping out of high school; they’re five times more likely to end up in poverty; and they’re three times more likely to end up addicted to drugs and alcohol.”

Cokie Roberts, host of This Week: “But the social science is also irrefutable that a child raised in an orphanage is in much worse shape than a child raised in a home. And the fact that people are willing to take these children and raise them, and raise them in a loving way, is clearly better for these children.”

Ralph Reed: “I think the social science is just simply not in yet on same-sex couples. I think the law has every right to set an ideal. And the ideal is a mother and a father.”

Love how he contradicts himself within seconds of saying the science is clear, and then saying the science is not in yet.

Asshat can’t even forge a decent anti-gay argument.

So, earlier we talked about Matt Bomer’s marriage some three years ago and I felt sad that he would only and always be just a husband-in-my-head, but then I saw that picture and, well, I’m okay with my fantasies.

Excuse me for a moment …

I'm back. I posted a while back about Mississippi's Don't Serve The Gays Because The Baby Jeebus Said So law, and talked about the group, If You're Buying, We're Selling placing decals into windows of businesses that don't discriminate.

Well, I checked out their website, HERE, and imagine my surprise when I saw my little old blag listed under Press Reports.

How cool is that?