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A little over a week after Jaime King—after a quick Smart Lookup I’ve discovered is an actress—filed for divorce from her estranged husband Kyle Newman—after a quick Smart Lookup I’ve discovered is a film director—and the requisite ‘parting ways amicably,’ and ‘please respect our privacy,’ the two decided to unleash the messiness.

The instant Jaime filed for divorce, she also obtained a temporary restraining order against Kyle, and sought sole custody of their two sons, but was denied; the dueling former lovers will have to try and play nice while co-parenting. And then all hell broke loose …

Jaime claims her marriage has been horrible for the last six years, and accuses Kyle of isolating her from professional contacts, employers, and friends. Jaime ALLEGES that Kyle flew to Canada in February—where she was filming a movie—and verbally harassed her in the lunchroom; she ALLEGES that Kyle followed her to a friend’s home, screamed at her, and then chased her down with his car; she ALLEGES that Kyle has berated her, told her she’s a bad mother, and that she now lives in fear.

For his part, Kyle ALLEGEDLY told Jaime’s family and friends that she was struggling with addiction and needed help. Kyle ALLEGES that Jaime is a chronic opiate and alcohol user who is not capable of caring for their sons and refuses real treatment; he has ALLEGED that Jaime used drugs while pregnant with their younger son, and they discovered their 20-week-old fetus was addicted to drugs in his mother’s womb. Kyle ALLEGES  Jaime has driven under the influence with the children in the car, and that she once left their son with his nanny during a doctor’s appointment to  make a booze run; he ALLEGES that the nanny had to track down Jaime after the appointment, where she was still shopping for booze. Kyle also accuses a drunk or high Jaime of improperly buckling their youngest into his car seat, not closing the vehicle door, and speeding off. She was flagged down by the nanny and a pedestrian, who saw the child hanging out of the vehicle.

Well, so much for amicable and privacy. Amirite?

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Someone is desperate for attention, but it’s a Kardastrophe, so that’s no shock.

During lockdown, Khloe Kardastrophe has found lots of ways to occupy her time: she’s been caught up in a paternity test as another woman claims Khloe’s Baby Daddy, Tristan ‘I can’t keep my dick to myself’ Thompson, is her Baby Daddy; rumors flew that Khloe was once again pregnant by her serial cheater boyfriend …the aforementioned Thompson; she was dragged over wasting toilet paper in a pandemic; and now this …

Khloe has a new face, y’all, and it’s Number Seven! After she posted the picture, above right, to Instagram to show off her new hair color, most folks were all “Who dis?” Is it FaceTune? Is it a Blow-Up Khloe Doll?

Nope, it’s just another new face, which completes the changing of Khloe Kardastrophe into looking nothing like Khloe Kardastrophe. But it may be a good thing, because now maybe Tristan ‘I can’t keep my dick to myself’ Thompson will think he’s boning a new girl, when he’s really boning the same old Khloe in a new plastic face.

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Y’all can rest easy, because Millionaire Troll Doll, Mary-Kate Olsen’s five-year marriage to Olivier Sarkozy is officially dunzo and she’s been able to secure herself a new place to live.

MKO is renting a mansion in the Hamptons for the Summer because, yeah, she’s a millionaire and no longer homeless.

But it must have been fun to play act like a regular person kicked out of her home by her soon-to-be ex-husband, but even though MKO could no longer live in her apartment she shared with Sarkozy, she did have her pick of an apartment she owns on East 49th Street, and a Bridgehampton home she owned. Pity poor MKO … until she coughed up $325,000 to rent that Hampton’s home.

Sorry, not sorry. One Percent problems don’t interest me.

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Elon Musk and Grimes attempted to seem very hip and cool … and kinda stupid … when they name their son, X Æ A-12 Musk, until the state of California stepped in and said, “Look, we drew the line as Apple.”

Or because you can’t use numbers in a person’s name.

Grimes says that in accordance with California law, their son’s new name is X Æ A-XII. See what they did? They switched out the Arabic numerals for Roman numerals. How clever, except …

The proud parents don’t know how to pronounce the name. Grimes says it’s pronounced: X-A-I A-Twelve, while Elon says it’s pronounced: X-Ash A-Twelve.

I think it’s pronounced: Will-need-therapy-at-age-twelve.

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And now, an ISBL PSA [Public Service Announcement:

Don’t come for comedian and actress Wanda Sykes unless she sends for you …especially if you’re right wingnut and has been actor, Scott ‘Chachi’ Baio.

It all began when presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden said that if you vote for _____, “you ain’t black”. Sykes, former producer/writer for the revival of Roseanne, defended Biden’s remarks on Twitter, saying:

“Biden feels at home speaking to the Black community. He made a joke. Comedy ain’t easy, but he didn’t say 2 go shoot Clorox in our tits. Now, I wouldn’t make a blanket statement to say that voting for [_____] means you’re not Black. I would say that it means you’re not smart.”

Snap. Wanda’s fabulous way with words irked one unemployed actor, Scott Baio, who, like his Orange Idol, took to Twitter to come for Wanda:

“Hey @iamwandasykes why is it okay for @JoeBiden to say something clearly racist but @therealroseanne gets kicked off of her own show that YOU are a writer on, for making a mistake? Is it because you're a full of shit, hack liberal?”

First off, grammar, man; and howsabout some punctuation, too?  Still, as I said, don’t come for Wanda unless she sends for you, because she replied:

“Oh! Hey Chachi. Apologies, I didn’t see you. I’ll keep it short. Joe Biden didn’t say, “Then you ain’t an ape.” Well, let me get back to work ... I hope you enjoy whatever it is that you do.”

Wanda’s ape comment is, of course, referring to Roseanne saying that Obama’s former advisor Valerie Jarrett  is “if the Muslim brotherhood & planet of the apes had a baby.” And when that happened Wanda quit Roseanne immediately; the star was fired, the show was cancelled and then revived as The Connors. The mistake ‘Chachi’ is referring to is that Roseanne’s racist ‘joke’ wasn’t racist because she thought Jarrett was white.

Chachi really should spend some time honing his craft … whatever that is …and let Wanda handle the funny and the political and the snarky.

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So, the Kim Cattrall and Sarah Jessica Parker spat sunk to a new low this week after Cattrall’s missing brother was found dead.

Cattrall had posted to Instagram the news that her brother Christopher had disappeared, and the next day posted that he had been found dead. SJP offered her condolences in a comment on the post, and then again when asked about it by gossip show Extra:

“I can’t begin to know how her family is managing such a loss. We all send her our love and condolences and grant her the privacy that she’s asked for.”

Kim, who had Tweeted thanks to her fans and her “#SexAndTheCity colleagues” for their support was not having SJP:

“I don’t need your love & support at this tragic time @sarahjessicaparker”

And then added:

“My Mom asked me today ‘When will that [Sarah Jessica parker], that hypocrite, leave you alone?’ Your continuous reaching out is a painful reminder of how cruel you really were then and now. Let me make this VERY clear. (If I haven’t already) You are not my family. You are not my friend. So, I’m writing to tell you one last time to stop exploiting our tragedy in order to restore your ‘nice girl’ persona.”

Ouch. But, clearly, as all of us in the world, other than SJP, know, she and Cattrall are not friends, and if you wanted to send your condolences to your friend, Sarah, you could have, and should have, done so privately.

In case you weren’t sure, I’m #TeamCattrall

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Oh, this is juicy … it appears that Quincy Jones let it slip that Marlon Brando and Richard Pryor had a bit of a fling, sexually speaking; a rumor that was confirmed by Pryor’s widow, Jennifer:

“It was the ’70s! Drugs were still good, especially Quaaludes. If you did enough cocaine, you’d fuck a radiator and send it flowers in the morning.”

While I was hoping it was Streetcar Marlon and not Last Tango Marlon, if you get my meaning, Pryor’s daughter, Rain, instantly flew off the handle at the idea that her father had sex with Brando … ever … and posted a lengthy post to Facebook denouncing Quincy for tainting her father’s legacy, and then adding that her stepmother Jennifer is a “bottom feeder.”

And yet, oddly enough, Rain says her father was bisexual, so it wasn’t the bisexual rumor that got her feathers ruffled, it was Brando.

Clearly that means it was Last Tango Brando.

The shame.

But she isn’t the only offspring pissed off at the story; Brando’s son, Miko, is also mighty annoyed that this story is out there, and told TMZ:

“The Marlon Brando family has heard the recent comments by Quincy Jones and we are disappointed that anyone would make such a wrongful comment about either Marlon Brando or Richard Pryor.”

And yet again, his own father seemed quite open to affairs with men; in an interview for his autobiography, Marlon Brando: The Only Contender, Brando said:

“Homosexuality is so much in fashion, it no longer makes news. Like a large number of men, I, too, have had homosexual experiences, and I am not ashamed.”

So, again, it’s not the idea that his father had affairs with men, it’s just the idea of his father having an affair with Pryor.

Brando’s family says he f**ked men, but not Pryor, and Pryor’s kid say her daddy f**ked men but not Brando.

Uh huh.

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Back to SJP … as is her habit, Parker does not directly comment on the bad things said about her, she has third parties and minions do it for her; which is why her bestie Andy Cohen flapped his yap about Kim’s Instagram meltdown over SJP’s condolences.

“I thought [Kim’s response] was fake. There was no way Kim Cattrall has posted this on her Instagram.”

Ah, but it was Kim Cattrall, and, again, there is no love lost between the two women, but SJP cannot stand to be made to look like a not nice person, so she sent her Flying Monkey Andy out to spread her story:

“[SJP] expressed her condolences on the post … I would not call that exploiting a tragedy. What was she supposed to do? Say something bad? I don’t understand. I also don’t like it that people are characterizing this as a fat catfight. There’s only one person fighting here.”

It’s like it doesn’t even enter their heads that Kim is grieving and that if you’re not particularly close to her, you should probably just shut up and leave her alone.

SJP spent the past six months belittling Kim about not doing Sex and the City #75 and yet now she’s all sweetness and light.

I ain’t buying it.

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Taylor Swift loves to sue people she thinks are stealing her oh-so-important-and-meaningful lyrics, but sometimes it’s other people saying Swifty stole their intellectual property.

Now a judge has decided there is nothing intellectual about a Taylor Swift lyric and thrown out a lawsuit filed by Sean Hall and Nathan Butler who claim TayTay’s lyrics in “Shake It Off” infringed on their lyrical copyright from the song “Playas Gon’ Play.”

Judge Michael Fitzgerald dismissed their lawsuit, but this is about what he said when he dismissed it:

“In the early 2000s, popular culture was adequately suffused with the concepts of players and haters to render the phrases ‘playas … gonna play’ or ‘haters … gonna hate’, standing on their own, no more creative than ‘runners gonna run’; ‘drummers gonna drum’; or ‘swimmers gonna swim.’ … It is banal. The allegedly infringed lyrics are short phrases that lack the modicum of originality and creativity required for copyright protection.”

Sure, he told Hall and Butler their lyrics were too inconsequential to steal, but that was also a smack to Swifty, who claimed the “banal” lyrics were hers and hers alone.

Cue a new track on an upcoming Swifty album called “Judges Gon Hate: The Banal Remix.”

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Recently Tiffany Haddish, the new ‘It’ girl in Hollywood, got to hang out Jay-Z and Beyoncé backstage at his LA concert. She took selfies with the Carters and now cannot stop talking about them; apparently, she’s on their publicity team now and trying to put out a story about drama with the Carters:

“Okay, so what had happened was, something had went down with somebody at the party, right? I’m not at liberty to say what had went down at the party, but Beyoncé was just telling me to have a good time, and I was like, ‘No, I’m gonna end up fighting this bitch!’ She was like, ‘No, have fun, Tiffany,’ and I said, ‘I’m only going to have fun if you take a selfie with me.’”

Huh? Well, the bitch Haddish wanted to fight was ALLEGEDLY an unnamed actress who got a little too close to Jay-Z’s wandering eyes and penis and Beyoncé’s new bestie was going to the mattresses for her.

“I was talking to Jay-Z for a little bit, and there was another actress that was there who was also talking to Jay-Z. [The actress] touched Jay-Z’s chest and Beyoncé came walking up like … ‘Biitttchhh!’ But, she didn’t say that. But her demeanor, her body from the way she walked up on them said, ‘Get your hands off my man’s chest.’ So, then she also started talking to the other actress and some other stuff happened but I’m not gonna say nothin’ yet.”

Look, I’m not saying it did happen, and I’m not saying it didn’t happen. I’m just saying that one day soon, we’ll have a new Beyoncé song about an actress and her man, followed by a Jay-Z rap about his wife being jealous.

Cuz it’s all about the coins for the Carters.

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Remember last week when accused sexual predator, Republican douchebag Scott Baio urged his victim, Nicole Eggert, to go to the police? And then she did? And the police opened an investigation?

There’s more … Eggert and Baio’s co-star on Charles In Charge, Alexander Polinsky was at a press conference with Nicole Eggert and her lawyer Lisa Bloom and spilled the tea about Baio saying he saw Baio sexually abuse Nicole, but Nicole wasn’t Baio’s only target.

He claims Baio came for him, too, and at one point made a hole in the canvas wall of Alexander’s dressing room and stuck his dick through it.  Grown-assed man Scott Baio making a glory hole in an underage boy’s dressing room?

Alexander says Baio abused him for the entire run of Charles in Charge, starting when he was 11 years old. It began when Alexander saw a then 14-year-old Nicole sitting on a then 26-year-old Scott Baio’s lap and wanted to join the fun—he thought Baio was telling her a story—but Baio became furious and pushed Alexander away and called him a “faggot.”

Baio began terrorizing Alexander daily; he started off telling this child about the kinds of gay sex acts he would perform when he got older. He told Alexander which female co-stars of the show he had sex with. He constantly called Alexander a faggot. Baio pulled down the boy’s pants in front of everyone. He became enraged at Alexander before shooting a scene and threw hot tea at his face.

Alexander says he told people on the set about the bullying, but they did nothing out of fear of losing their jobs, and so now he has also given his statement to the police although all he really wants is an apology from Scott Baio.

And Baio, well his lawyers, did hold a press conference that same day to say:

“For reasons I don’t understand I am the target of false claims that threaten everything that’s important in my life. I’m hurt, and I’m angry, but mostly I am stunned that anyone could be so cruel as to attack not just me but my entire family with lies. I will not let this continue unchallenged, and will use every ounce of strength and faith in God that I have to defeat the people behind this. This story is just beginning to be told.”

It’s the same old song and dance, Eggert and Polinsky are picking ion Scott Baio. Baio will never apologize for something he didn’t do and will sue them all.

Oh, and Scott? God isn’t on your side, dear.

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Well, even though the gossip magazines have been saying for months that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux were fine, they’re not.

They each announced this week that after two-and-a-half years of marriage, they’re done:

“In an effort to reduce any further speculation, we have decided to announce our separation. This decision was mutual and lovingly made at the end of last year. We are two best friends who have decided to part ways as a couple, but look forward to continuing our cherished friendship. Normally we would do this privately, but given that the gossip industry cannot resist an opportunity to speculate and invent, we wanted to convey the truth directly. Whatever else is printed about us that is not directly from us, is someone else’s fictional narrative. Above all, we are determined to maintain the deep respect and love that we have for one another.”

And now, cue the gossip magazines new stories about Jen running back to Brad.

And, um, maybe, Justin, running to me?

Just sayin’.

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It used to be that the trashiest of Real Housewives were the women of Atlanta, but all that changed when the No-Longer-Countess LuAnn de Lesseps drank her way into the wrong bed in a Palm beach hotel and was arrested for being a drunken slutty mess.

But LuAnn, never one to shy away from attention, has opted to reject a plea deal that would have saved her from doing time in the big house.

LuAnn will now go to court next month in South Florida over charges of being violent with an officer and resisting arrest.

Are we about to see The Real Housewives of Orange is the New Black?

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After hinting about it for a few months, actress Uma Thurman finally gave a detailed account of her encounters with pervert Harvey Weinstein.

Thurman says their relationship started off professional, but that changed on the set of “Pulp Fiction,” when Weinstein suggested they meet in his hotel room and he wore just his usual bathrobe. Thurman admits she wasn’t initially alarmed by what Weinstein was wearing, but she began to question his intentions when he led her down a hallway to a steam room:

“I was standing there in my full black leather [Pulp Fiction] outfit — boots, pants, jacket. And it was so hot and I said, ‘This is ridiculous, what are you doing?’ And he was getting very flustered and mad and he jumped up and ran out.”

And that wasn’t her only interaction with the sexual predator; that incident led to another encounter in London that she described as “such a bat to the head”:

“He pushed me down. He tried to shove himself on me. He tried to expose himself. He did all kinds of unpleasant things, but he didn’t actually put his back into it and force me. I was doing anything I could to get the train back on the track. My track. Not his track.”

The next day Weinstein’s assistants arranged for Thurman to meet with him again and she claims he threatened her by saying, “if you do what you did to me to other people, you will lose your career, your reputation and your family, I promise you.”

Weinstein is now saying that he did make a pass at Thurman—dressing in a robe and trying to lure her into a steam room—because he’d “misread” her signals.

Okay, but what about the second time, pervert?

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Real Housewives of New York ‘star’ Ramona Singer apparently asked her assistant to bill Bravo for some of her more high-end clothing purchases and would then have the woman return the clothes and give her the refund.

According to a Manhattan lawsuit, Singer “asked [Lisa] Taubes to purchase designer clothes for the filming of Ms. Singer’s show and instructed plaintiff to submit receipts to Bravo cable Network for reimbursement” and “then asked Ms. Taubes to return the clothes for refund.” The suit also claims Singer instructed Taubes to “submit fake receipts for reimbursement on clothes that she already owned and demanded plaintiff carry out these tasks.”

The lawsuit did not say how much money in total Singer made from the alleged scam and, as of now, Singer ain’t talking. But apparently this mess occurred because Singer refused to pay her assistant, who then took the story public.

The allegations against Singer were made by an agency called T360, which provided her with an assistant. Singer initially agreed to pay $4,000 a month for up to 20 hours of assistant time, yet Singer allegedly demanded Taubes work more than 40 hours a week without extra compensation, in violation of their contract. Taubes was also forced to walk Singer’s dog— “outside the scope of the agreement”—and was expected to be on call 24/7 to meet the TV personality’s demands.

The suit seeks more than $150,000 in damages and claims that Singer “humiliated” the woman by firing her in the lobby of her building, and then then trying to force her into signing a non-disclosure agreement and when Taubes refused, Singer ALLEGEDLY pushed her.

Ramona Singer, for her part, is playing dumb, saying:

“I have no knowledge of any lawsuit. Her company did some work for my company. The relationship ended, and her company was paid in full for their services.”

Bravo is also not talking.

Huh, maybe Ramona can go to jail for stealing from Bravo and share a cell with her ‘co-star’ LuAnn Drunken de Lesseps.

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Lotsa folks overdo it on Super Bowl Sunday between the food and the cheering and, apparently, the booze.

Amirite Kevin Hart? Hart, a native of Philadelphia, was beyond excited that the Philadelphia Eagles beat the New England Patriots and so when the Eagles took to the stage to receive the Vince Lombardi trophy, Lil Kev tried to worm his way onstage! But he was dee-nied by a hulking security guard. The clip went viral and Twitter had a field day, as you’d expect.

Hart also crashed an interview by Game Day Prime with Eagles defensive lineman Fletcher Cox to say:

“I’ve been drinking. Philadelphia’s a great city. I thought, I hope this is an example of what we can do. We gave a f–k…ooh. I’m out.” 

He dropped the mic and staggered away.

Now, once you’ve made a fool of yourself dropping an f-bomb on TV or trying to take the stage with the Super Bowl champions, what else can you do? If you’re Lil Kev, you go on Instagram, still obviously drunk, to explain your being drunk:

“To all the kids out there, I just want to say, ‘Don’t drink.’ You know when alcohol is in your system you do dumb stuff. One of the top two stupidest things I’ve ever done, but who cares. The Eagles won the Super Bowl. Yeah I’m still a little tipsy—the world can kiss my ass.” 

Wow, just shows you tiny little egos can’t hold their booze and then they make fools of themselves on national TV.

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Last Summer rumor’s swirled that youngest Kardastrophe Klan member Kylie was pregnant after having gone on one date with Travis Scott. Kylie, for once, kept her mouth shut, and stayed outta sight, but now we know it’s true because there’s a new Kardastrophe spawn that she’s named Stormi.

Kris Jenner must be livid that it’s not a ‘K’ name because there goes a huge chance to brand that child.

But Stormi …where have I heard that name lately? Oh yeah, Stormy Daniels, the Fat Bastard’s porn star mistress. Kylie named her daughter after a porn star who’s been in the news for weeks.

No surprise, though, since her older sister Kim made a name for herself in porn. That’s how That Family rolls.

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Last week, Scott Baio’s Charles in Charge co-star Nicole Eggert accused him on Twitter of molesting her from the ages of 14 to 17 when he was 26. Baio clapped back on Facebook Live, fully denying the allegations, and accused her of seducing him when she turned 18.

Eggert took her tale to Megyn Kelly Today while Baio took his to Good Morning America.  

The first time Eggert brought forth these allegation, years ago, Baio told her to take it to the police; this week she did.

Eggert and her lawyer, Lisa Bloom, along with her former Charles In Charge co-star, Alexander Polinsky, met with detectives from LAPD’s Sexual Assault Section. Eggert spent two hours with detectives, talking about what Baio ALLEGEDLY did to her when she was 14, 15, and 16.

Polinsky was present to back up Eggert’s allegations, and Lisa Bloom came with a list of witnesses who claim to have seen Scott acting inappropriate around Nicole. Since the abuse ALLEGEDLY took place between 1986 and 1990, there’s a chance the statute of limitations has run out, but police are still ALLEGEDLY launching an investigation and are asking

“We’ve been demanding since last year that Nicole Eggert bring her story to the authorities. It’s good that she finally has, even if it’s part of a publicity campaign. Perhaps she can explain to them her ever-changing story.”

The good news is that Baio must put his version of the story on record, the bad news is that police will have to listen to a sanctimonious prick like Scott Baio, and maybe even his wife, who’s a bigger dick than her husband.

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The British royal wedding is still some two months away, and the invitation are heading out but it appears there’s room for only one Ginger Royal during the ceremony and former Ginger Duchess Sarah Ferguson is not that Ginger.

Rumor has it that Hot Prince Ginger Harry doesn’t exactly trust that Fergie 1.0 will keep her mouth shut and so he’s ALLEGEDLY not asking her to attend which should make things awkward at Fergie 1.0’s daughter Princess Eugenie’s fall wedding because Hot Prince Ginger Harry is invited to that soiree.

But is it Harry who banned Fergie? Maybe not; some are saying Harry’s dad and grandpa, Prince Charles and Prince Philip, are the ones who don’t want Fergie at the wedding because they feel she’s tarnished the royal family’s image with her antics, like trying to sell access to her ex-husband Prince Andrew for $750,000 or like marrying Andrew while still carrying on an affair with Camilla Parker Bowles … oh wait, that Prince Hypocrite Chuck. And, if you remember, Fergie didn’t go to Prince William and Duchess Kate’s wedding in 2011 because :::ahem::: she wasn’t invited.

But Harry may have the last word; he says he wants Fergie there and so Fergie will be there …in the seat not saved for Donald _____, I hope.

And, failing that, I’m sure Prince Andrew got an invitation for a Plus-One so there’s always that way in, too.

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Lastly, we talked Kylie Jenner’s new porn star baby, and yet we still have another Kardastrophe spawn in the wings because Khloe is also pregnant. She still has a few months to go, if her Instagram is truthful, because she tagged that photo with the note “29 weeks.”

Seeing that photo, and knowing what Khloe Kardastrophe really looks like, got me wondering if she was carrying the baby really high … like in her lips.

I mean, if you want to change your appearance because you’re unhappy with it, go ahead, but when you change it so drastically that you go from looking like yourself to looking like a $29.99 blow-up doll version of yourself, I wonder …

New Khloe is on the left …as if you needed my help … while Old Khloe is to the right.

Just sayin’.

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Melania isn’t your Obama’s FLOTUS.

She’s a third wife, a wife who’s been cheated on by her husband with at least one porn star, a wife who just isn’t that into her job as First Lady, or her anti-bullying campaign, or, seemingly, anything. I mean, remember the story of the Melania body double? Google it …

But this is about Melania making herself scarce since the Stormy Daniels story broke. This is about her disappearing act in recent days …

First, she canceled a trip abroad with the Fat Bastard that was scheduled around their wedding anniversary.

She made an unscheduled visit to the Holocaust Memorial Museum.

She flew to Mar-a-Lago, alone, for a spa day … that cost you and me $64,600.

She skipped out on a fundraiser, disappointing many guests who had been told FLOTUS would be there; to be fair, Melania did show up, but left before the guests arrived. And there was a giant portrait of the Invisible First Lady up for auction, though it didn’t sell.

But she did show up at the SOTU though she refused to stand while her BLOTUS preached about faith and family values.

Like I said, she ain’t your Obama’s FLOTUS.

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Gosh, I loathe Beyoncé and Jay-Z.

I mean, they keep their lives private when people think she’s faking a pregnancy, but then they try to trademark their child’s name for the coins.

They refuse to discuss the rumors that he cheats on her, or she cheats on him, and then she releases an album of how it felt to be cheated on, so she can make some coins.

Then he releases an album in response to her album, so you sheep can throw more coins in their bank account.

Everything is about the coins; remember this, in the remix for his song “Diamonds From Sierra Leone” Jay-Z said:

“I’m not a businessman, I’m a BUSINESS, MAN!”

It’s all about the coins to them and they will sell their souls, and their children’s souls, and their private lives, for a little jingle.

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Here’s another one of those stories of a Hollywood male star being accused of sexual harassment: Fred “Wonder Years” Savage.

Yup. And apparently just the mere thought of that story coming out back in 1993 caused The Wonder Years to get the axe.

In an LA Times article from 1993, Monique long, a former costume designer, accused Fred Savage and his TV brother Jason Hervey of physical and verbal abuse. Eventually the suit was settled out of court by ABC but then the show was canceled. And now, twenty-five years later, Savage’s TV mom, Alley Mills, says it was true that the allegations caused the show to be killed, though she does not believe the rumors to be true:

“So I just thought [the lawsuit] was a big joke and it was going to blow over. It’s a little bit like what’s happening now—some innocent people can get caught up in this stuff; it’s very tricky. It was so not true. It was my dresser, and I don’t care if she’s listening—I probably shouldn’t be telling this, but I don’t care because it was so long ago and it’s gotta be over now.”

Mills claims that she “wasn’t allowed to talk” back then about the lawsuit, or the settlement by ABC.

“That was incorrigible that the network did that; they should never have paid her off. They wanted to avoid a scandal or something, but it made them look guilty. You know, you don’t pay someone off when there was no crime, you just fire the girl.”

And what about the accuser, Monique Long? Well, she says this:

“What I will say at this time is, that back then, claiming sexual harassment was NOT popular nor acceptable in Hollywood. Now all these years later the truth about the dark side of Hollywood and the rampant prevalence of sexual harassment in the industry is out. It’s an issue of power and control and continues to be! People can say what they want, but the truth has always been public record in the complaint and all the documents and depositions filed with the courts. If anyone wants the truth of what happened they can read it there. To this day I stand by the truth in those documents. My only response to Ms. Mills’s slander is that it proves exactly why women in the industry are forced to remain silent about sexual harassment.”

Fred F**king Savage! Who knew …

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And speaking of former child stars behaving badly, what about Scott Baio; and I don’t mean his unflinching loyalty to a Fat Bastard adulterer and pussy grabber. Nope, Baio stands accused of molestation by his former Charles In Charge co-star, Nicole Eggert.

It all started on Twitter when Nicole responded to a Tweet from @tonyposnanski who made a joke about Scott not being able to accompany _____ to Switzerland, to which Nicole replied:

“Ask @scottbaio what happened in his garage at his house when I was a minor. Creep.”

The Tweet got loads of responses and Nicole replied to many, though she later deleted those Tweets, including one about Baio ALLEGEDLY molesting her from the age of 14 to 17. And, for his part, Baio also took to social media to video his response to Eggert’s claims:

“I’m going to knock down all these false claims against me. My reputation is being damaged. My family is being put through this and I’m done. I’m done. So, I’m going to walk you through this methodically and hopefully succinctly and please be patient because what I’m being accused of is horrible”

Alas, Baio’s explanation didn’t explain much; he says Eggert originally came forward with her allegations in 2012 and 2013 while promoting three reality TV shows, thought hose accusations eventually died down. Then, in the fall of 2017, Eggert and former Charles in Charge co-star Alexander Polinsky teamed up to bring those allegations out again and Baio’s legal team told them to call the police if they have acclaim.

Baio says he never molested Nicole when she was a minor and provided a sound bite from an interview she did back in 2013 where she claims she lost her virginity to Scott.  And he claims, as most predators do, that Eggert came onto him when she turned 18:

“Now, any normal, heterosexual, red-blooded, American guy… the outcome would have been the same, the same thing would have happened. She seduced me. She came in the house and started kissing me.”

Huh, a 30-somtheing year old man can’t keep an 18-year-old from kissing him?

Look, maybe he did and maybe he didn’t, but he’s a rabid _____ster and look what that Fat Bastard is into. Yeah, birds of a feather …

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Boy, Megyn Kelly is getting thirty. She started off by digging at Jane Fonda about her plastic surgery and then segued into a story about the reboot of Will & Grace where she asked a gay man in the audience if the show made him gay … because TV has that power. Then, recently, when Jane Fonda clapped back at her, Megyn Kelly trotted out that almost fifty-year-old story of Hanoi Jane.

Like I said, thirsty; but when your show is failing … so it comes as no surprise to learn that Kelly threw a Gold Medal Fit™ when NBC offered the job of anchoring this year’s Winter Olympics opening ceremony to Katie Couric.

Oops. Kelly might not be as Golden as she thought.

Rumor has it that Kelly insisted, when signing her $23 million-a-year contract with NBC last spring, that she could not be forced to do special events like the Winter Olympics, but once Matt The Perv Lauer—who usually handles such things—was ousted for being a dick, Kelly assumed she was next in line for the plum assignments. But NBC had other ideas, and brought back old standby, and Lauer cohort, at least on air, Couric.

After NBC gave the gig to Couric, Kelly started whining that she wanted the high-profile assignment and even went to [NBC News chairman Andrew Lack] but he didn’t care.

A source—and it may be Lauer, phoning it in from a Motel 6 in the Hamptons—says Lack, who signed Kelly to NBC and gave her the big coins, has finally realized that she’s “a diva” and that “she’s not going to be part of the NBC News … inner circle.”

Not so Golden, eh, Megyn. In fact, you’re not even bronze.

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I don’t care for Kim Kardastrophe, but I actually care even less for Wendy Williams, fond of making anti-transgender jokes.

So, when Williams threw some major shade at Kim Kardastrophe over the recent, very desperate, very thirsty, naked Instagram spree I did come down slightly more, slightly, on the Kardastrophe side because Wendy Williams is an ignorant hypocrite.

See, Williams said this on her show:

“Kanye makes money, Kim makes more, why are you still doing [nude photos]? It’s not even about the mother thing, forget the mother thing … It’s about, she doesn’t have to do that anymore.”

True, Kim Kardastrophe did make her name in homemade porn and so naturally Williams took her to task for that and for baring more skin on social media:

“We saw full boob … Sure she has a beautiful body, but so what?”

Williams then questioned Kardastrophe’s marriage to Kanye:

“Kim, it’s clear Kanye has nothing for you except dribble and dribble and evil conversation. It is clear that Kanye does not pay attention to you. It’s clear to me that you’re desperately trying to stay in the spotlight.”

Oh Wendy. Let she who has a perfect marriage cast the first stone. I mean, at least Kim’s husband didn’t buy a house to live in with his mistress.

How’s that working out for you?

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There is nothing like a thirty-five-year-old murder mystery coming back to life … as it were.

Case in point: the untimely, and unsolved, death of actress Natalie Wood.

In November 1981, Natalie Wood’s body was found floating in the water after she had gone missing from a yacht off the coast of Catalina Island. The story that was told is that she was drunk and fell into the water while trying to secure a dinghy that was knocking against the side of the yacht.

Wood’s death was originally ruled an accident, but in 2012 her cause of death was changed to “drowning and other undetermined factors,” and now Wood’s husband at the time Robert Wagner has been named a person of interest.

LA County Sheriff’s Department Lieutenant John Corina says Robert Wagner’s story changed several times and he believes Wagner is keeping something from the police:

“As we’ve investigated the case over the last six years, I think he’s more of a person of interest now. I mean, we know now that he was the last person to be with Natalie before she disappeared. I haven’t seen him tell the details that match all the other witnesses in this case. I think he’s constantly changed his story a little bit. And his version of events just don’t add up.”

Christopher Walken, who was on the boat that night, and rumored to have been having an affair with Wood, along with the yacht’s captain, Dennis Davern, have also changed their stories. They first said that they assumed Natalie took off in the dinghy in the middle of the night to go to shore, but Natalie’s sister Lana says Wood was afraid of drowning and would never have gotten into a small boat by herself at night.

Then, in a 2009 book co-written by Davern, he claimed to have heard Robert and Natalie fighting loudly in their cabin, and believes it turned violent since they were ALLEGEDLY drunk and high. Wagner, who thought Wood was cheating on him, was yelling at Natalie for talking too closely to Christopher Walken. Davern wrote that he heard Robert scream, “Get off my fucking boat.”

Fifteen minutes later, Wagner told Davern that Woods was missing. Davern wanted to call the coast guard, but Wagner ALLEGEDLY told him not to. Marilyn Wayne, who was on a nearby boat, has always maintained that she heard a woman screaming about drowning for 15 minutes straight, and she says she heard a man telling the women they were getting help. Davern has admitted to lying to the police that night, and said he now thinks Wagner had something to do with Natalie’s death.

Robert Wagner, for his part, wrote in his 2008 memoirs that he doesn’t exactly know what happened to Natalie. He said that he and Walken were fighting about her career, and he ended up smashing a bottle onto a table. Wagner believes Natalie either fell into the water while running away from the argument, or fell into the water while trying to secure the dinghy to the hull because it kept knocking against the boat.

Coroner officials added the change to Natalie’s death certificate in 2012 after looking at her autopsy report and added an addendum that the bruises on her body may have occurred before she went into the water. 

Walken, now 74, says he was asleep when Natalie went missing, but has talked to investigators, while Wagner, 87, has stayed silent ever since the case was reopened.

This is one of those cases that pops up every few years with ALLEFEDLY new evidence, but nothing ever happens.

Still, it is a mystery.

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