These Bitches ...

Once again the GOP Bitches are stepping in it and dragging it across the floor to stink up the place …

Under the direction of Governor Gogo Boots Ron DeSantis, the Florida Department of Children and Families [DCF] sent a cease-and-desist letter to Orlando Sentinel reporter Jeffrey Schweers who has been digging into the Hope Florida scandal and printing scoops regarding the embattled charity backed by Ronnie and his wife Casey.

Hope Florida has been under fire this year following the revelation that the state gave $10 million from a Medicaid settlement to the charity and that some of the money was funneled to help DeSantis fight last year’s ballot initiative to legalize marijuana.

Grifters gonna grift; keep digging the dirt.

House Speaker Little Mike Johnson told Fox News that Democrats pushing for ICE agents to unmask themselves are the same “people who mandated mask wearing for years in America” during the coronavirus pandemic:

“From the people who mandated mask wearing for years in America. It’s absurd. They need to back off of ICE and respect our agents and stop protesting against them.”

Um, Mikey, you fucking faux Christian, masks during COVID protected people from a virus that killed a million Americans. Masks on the faces on ICE Gestapo only protects the men and women who are rounding up women and children and sending them to camps.

Fuck off, little man.

Georgia Representative Mike Collins—who may run for U.S. Senate—said he wants to make it “more advantageous” for people to “get off of Medicaid, get off of Social Security.”

This comes after Collins voted for the GOP budget bill that could leave 750,000 Georgians uninsured, would increase the deficit by $2.4 trillion and rip away health care from 10.9 million Americans.

Mike Collins is clearly one of the many Republicans who never read the bill.

Utah Governor Spencer Cox sort of acknowledged June as Pride Month but again failed to mention the LGBTQ+ community. Cox did not call on Utahns to celebrate Pride nor did he say if he planned to celebrate himself but said he would spend the month "reflecting on the values that bring us together here in Utah—service, respect, and love for our neighbor."

Cox is a hypocrite; in 2022, he vetoed a statewide ban on trans students in high school sports, joined teenagers on the Capitol floor for a sit-in to protest conversion therapy, and wept in viral footage at a vigil following the 2016 shooting at Orlando's Pulse nightclub.

But last year, lying anti-LGBTQ+ Spencer Cox signed a statewide ban on gender-affirming health care for trans minors describing it as "genital mutilation." He also shared social media post that falsely claimed lied that Algerian Olympic boxer Imane Khelif was not a woman.

This year Cox did not sign or veto the state's new ban on pride flags in government buildings, so it took effect last month.

Homophobic lying Bitch.

In West Virginia women who miscarry should be prepared to face potential criminal charges Raleigh County Prosecuting Attorney Tom Truman warned last week.

While Truman says he would not take any such action, a number of other prosecuting attorneys in West Virginia have discussed their willingness to charge women who miscarry and dispose of their own fetal remains as murderers.

Off is the direction in which these Bitches should fuck.

This Is The GOP & Why You Need To Vote Blue

Here we are again, showing you the GOP and their true colors … white hooded grifters, traitors, liars and asshats …

On Sunday ABC News anchor Martha Raddatz spoke to Speaker of the House, Christian Nationalist, Mike Johnson, about The Felon’s attacks on Kamala Harris for her laugh, former Speaker Nancy Pelosi and President Biden, whom he called a “sick, weak, pathetic man” and Johnson, lips firmly pressed to The Felon’s gelatinous ass said:

“Look, there’s campaign rhetoric on both sides…there has been. It’s beyond disputed that [The Felon] has been the most attacked and maligned public figure in the history of the country.”

Funny how someone who calls himself a Christian can lie so easily.

As VP hopeful  JD Vance faces renewed scrutiny over his previous comments criticizing childless individuals, an newly unearthed 2021 interview shows the vile pig advocating for higher taxes on Americans without children and saying that people with children should get extra votes.

For someone who seems to advocate for children he’s done very little to stop children from being slaughtered in schools.

Remember a couple of weeks ago, in I Didn’t Say That here on this blog, Utah’s GOP Governor Spencer Cox said he would neither endorse nor vote for The Felon? Well, he drank the Kool-Aid and now, after #EarGate, says:

“Your life was spared. Now because of that miracle, you have the opportunity to do something that no other person on earth can do right now: unify and save our country.”

Unity? If Cox expects unity from a man who bashes anyone and everyone who dares disagree with him, he’s dumber than this flip-flop makes him look.

Last week Alabama GOP Senator and certified loon, Tommy Tuberville announced a $550 million federal grant for the I-10 Mobile River Bridge and Bayway Project. He claims to have been working with the Department of Transportation to secure this grant since being sworn into office in 2021 but the facts suggest differently as White House Senior Deputy Press Secretary Andrew Bates pointed out:

“Those are someone else's points, Coach … the commencement of a bridge project in [your] home state … was made possible by money from the Infrastructure Investment and Jobs Act, which [you] voted against."

Another lying hypocritical Republican.

There’s an old saying that when someone shows you who they are, take them at their word; I give you, The Felon:

“And again, Christians, get out and vote! Just this time. You won’t have to do it anymore. Four more years. You know what? It’ll be fixed! It’ll be fine! You won’t have to vote anymore, my beautiful Christians. I love you, Christians! I’m a Christian. I love you. Get out. You gotta get out and vote. In four years, you don’t have to vote again.”

The man is a lunatic and needs to be stopped.

The North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services has ordered Balanced Nutrition Inc., to repay more than $132,000 in federal funding following a finding of “serious deficiencies” against the organization earlier this week.

Balanced Nutrition is run by Yolanda Hill Robinson, wife of hate-filled pastor and current candidate for governor,. Gov. Mark Robinson. Balanced Nutrition improperly billed the federal food program for some food purchases and bought items not allowed for the childcare program.

The candidate’s wife is a grifter.

Here’s a direct quote from J.D. Vance at the RNC and if this doesn’t scare the shiz out of you …

“We want to promote the types of virtues that exist in Kyle Rittenhouse.”

The underage murderer who crossed state lines with weapons and shot and killed two men and wounded another man are the virtues J.D. Vance finds good.

The 2024 RNC platform, that aides to The Felon drafted, stops just shy of calling for a constitutional amendment to give embryos or fetuses constitutional rights and does not call for any national bans on abortion, but it does say that existing constitutional rights to due process grants states the power “to pass laws protecting those rights.” The new platform draft also removes language from 2016 platform condemning SCOTUS’ 2015 decision to grant same-sex couples the right to marry.

But you can rest assured if the GOP wins in November a national abortion ban will be put in place and same-sex marriage will no longer be legal.

Trust.

The Felon repeatedly attacked Vice President Kamala Harris during a rally on Wednesday, telling the crowd:

“She’s totally against the Jewish people.”

The is news to her husband, Second Gentleman Doug Emhoff, who is Jewish.

He also mispronounced Harris’s first name dozens of times either because he’s a scared little baby or he’s simply stupid..

This week Tennessee GOP Representative Tim Burchett dismissed the qualifications of Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle and Vice President Kamala Harris, calling both women “DEI hires.”

I’d like to remind you all that when you hear the words “DEI hire” tell yourselves that it’s the new “n****r” or “f****t” or any other derogatory term for marginalized people.

It’s racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic and wrong.

Self-avowed Christian nationalist—more commonly called Nat C’s—Daily Wire host Matt Walsh said of Kamala Harris:

“Having children gives you a stake in the future of the country that those without children simply don’t have. OK? That’s not a moral judgment, it’s just a fact. You have more invested in the future of the country when you have children who will be living in it … The larger point is not that Harris has no children of her own—it’s why she has no children of her own. She’s a woman who has chosen to dedicate her life to her own personal ambition and career advancement.”

I guess step-children don’t count in a Christian Nationalist world. And I guess if your children were murdered in a school shooting, church shooting, or mall shooting, your votes don’t matter because you are no longer an asset to America.

In North Carolina, Mark K. Robinson, a GOP candidate for governor and ALLEGED pastor, is known for his hate-filled views, like when he called for “killing” his fellow Americans who disagree with the GOP policies, He also referred to members of the LGBTQ community as “maggots,” called Michelle Obama a “he,” and has denied the Holocaust.

And yet he still thinks he’s a man of God? I’m sure God has heard his bull shiz and She is not happy.

The Felon spoke with Fox News anchor Harris Faulkner that his solution to illegal immigration was “we’re going to get them out,” which is entirely in line with a massive deportation plan of as many as 12 million people detailed in the controversial Project 2025 plan.

You know, the plan that 144 of his people created and the plan he says he knows nothing about.

The Alabama GOP has refiled a bill to arrest librarians. The new bill redefines “harmful to minors” by redefining the term “sexual conduct” and sets out a procedure that would allow criminal charges to be brought against librarians if material “harmful to minors” is shelved in sections for minors.

Remember the last time a political party suggested banning and burning books because that is where the GOP is headed.

Heritage Foundation President and Project 2025 architect Kevin Roberts has a new book coming out, and The Felon’s running mate, Vivian JD Vance wrote a very enthusiastic foreword and review promoting the book.

And all the while The Felon wants you to believe he knows nothing about Project 2025. Uh huh.

Please note that each time JD Vance speaks he digs a deeper hole for The Felon; as does most of the hate-filled, bigoted, racist, misogynistic, anti-children GOP.

So, stand tall, speak up, and …

I Didn't Say It ...

Josh Hawley, Insurrection Day GOP Chicken Runner, saying the quiet part out loud at 2024’s National Conservatism conference:

“Some will say I am calling America a Christian nation, and so I am. Some will say I am advocating Christian nationalism, and so I am.”

Be clear, this means he supports America as a Christian only nation and any other faith is considered less than.

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Spencer Cox, GOP governor of Utah, on the presidential election:

“I haven’t voted for the top of the ticket since 2012. I’ve certainly had my concerns, one of those is what happened on January 6th. I’m hopeful, I want my party to win. They chose a candidate this time around that was not my first choice. Wasn’t my choice last time, either. But the party spoken and that’s who they have chosen. And so, I’ve said I’m not going to vote for either presidential candidate this year. I’ll write somebody in, as I’ve done in the past, but I am supportive. I do want [The Felon] to succeed. I want my party to win. We desperately need the right people in the right positions. I’m very anxious for who he picks as vice president. That’s going to make a big difference, I think. Certainly for me. I believe in governors. I think that Doug Burgum is an incredible leader. I think he’s somebody who could actually help to unite the party and lead us into November with [The Felon]. And that’s something we’ll be watching very closely if an announcement comes soon. I guess potentially on Monday.”

Doublespeak; he doesn’t like The Felon, but thinks The Felon should win, but he hates what happened on January 6 because of The Felon?

Take a seat Cox.

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Nancy Pelosi, on Biden’s stepping aside:

“It’s up to the president to decide if he is going to run. We’re all encouraging him to make that decision because time is running short. I think overwhelming support of the caucus—it’s not for me to say, I’m not the head of the caucus anymore—but he’s beloved, he is respected, and people want him to make that decision. I want him to do whatever he decides to do. And that’s the way it is. Whatever he decides, we go with. I think it’s really important and I would hope everyone would join in. Let him deal with this NATO conference. This is a very big deal. Thirty heads of—over 30 heads of state are here. He is … orchestrating discussion and setting the agenda. And he’s doing so magnificently [so] let’s just hold off whatever you’re thinking. Either tell somebody privately, but you don’t have to put that out on the table.”

Once again, listen to Nancy; she’s working for the entire party.

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Ted Cruz, being Ted Cruz, on Fox News:

“They’re not worried about having a commander-in-chief who’s not capable of fulfilling the responsibilities. The only reason they’re panicking is because they now realize the American people have seen that, and they’re terrified that he’s going to lose in November. And so now they’re willing to dump him. I put the odds at about 80%. They dump him. And if and when they dump him, I think their replacement nominee will be one of two people. It will either be Michelle Obama or it will be Kamala Harris. And I actually predicted ten months ago on my podcast, Verdict with Ted Cruz, ten months ago, I predicted they were going to push Joe Biden out and replace him with Michelle Obama. That may still prove to be the case.”

Is Ted Cruz a senator trying to help the people of Texas or is he some loon podcaster trying to get listeners?

PS As a typical Republican, it has been reported that Cruz is in violation of campaign finance laws because the host network of his podcast has “donated” hundreds of thousands to his reelection PAC, allegedly in lieu of paying him directly.

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Lindsey Graham, South Carolina’s former Miss Cowpie and current GOP wannabe rent-boy, speaking to hate group leader Tony Perkins:

“I raised $112 million in my last race, the highest in the history of the Senate, except my opponent, who raised $132 million. We had money from all over the country, $5 and $10, a bunch of money coming in. You know what got me elected by over 10 points? It was people who knocked on doors and made phone calls on my behalf, the people who believe in the sanctity of life—the activists. All the people who write these big checks are not going to make one phone call, and they’re not knocking on one door. If we change our platform and we buy into the narrative being pro-life is bad politics, we’re going to be net losers, because the people who believe like we do are going to abandon us because we’ve abandoned what makes us different.”

Oh ma’am, so you’re saying you’re anti-choice because that makes you money?

You’re a whore.

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Hair Furor, once again incoherent at a rally at his Miami resort, where he is paying himself to hold campaign events:

“You know I saved NADDO [sic… he means NATO but he’s an illiterate fuckmonkey] because when I went down—hey, Barack Hussein Obama, has anyone ever heard of him? He would go, he would go and, you know, go to wherever the holding had a meeting and he’d make a nice speech and Bush would go and make a nice speech and he would leave, in all fairness. Bush, Bush! But he makes a nice speech and they’re all going to make speeches, and then they wouldn’t even stay there a day. I went and didn’t make a nice speech. I said, what the hell are you doing? Nobody’s paying, nobody was paying. And I didn’t want to be obnoxious because I felt it was the first time I’d ever done this. And what? I didn’t even know what the hell NATO was too much before, but it didn’t take me long to figure it out. Like about two minutes. And the first thing I figured out was they weren’t paying. We were paying. We were paying almost fully for, you know, and I said, that’s unfair, but I didn’t want to make a big mess. But six months later, I went back to the second meeting and I said, you know what? You’re not paying your bills. You got to pay your bills. So somebody stood up from one of the countries. They said, ‘Sir, may I ask you a question. If we don’t pay your bills, will you protect us from Russia?’ I said, ‘You mean you’re delinquent?’ They said, ‘Yes, we’re delinquent. Let’s say we’re delinquent, will you protect us?’ I said, ‘No, I will not protect you from Russia.’ The money came in by the billions!”

Once again, illiterate fuckmonkey and this is what passes for a GOP candidate but the media is saying Biden should step down.

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Gary Kasparov, chairman of the Human Rights Foundation, on SCOTUS:

“I’ve read the Federalist Papers, the DCeclaration of Independence, and the Constitution. But maybe I missed where the Founding Fathes supported the idea of immunity for the president. Can Justice Thomas or [the] other supposed originalists show us where it was mentioned?”

Nope; can’t, because they’re all liars and hypocrites and traitors to America.

Abort the court.

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I Didn't Say It

Spencer Cox, Utah’s GOP governor, issuing a proclamation marking June as Pride Month and calling on Utahns to be more welcoming and accepting:

“There should be nothing controversial about supporting a group of people in our state who have historically felt marginalized. We love you; we care about you; Utah is an awesome place… for everyone.”

Cox might be the only GOP governor in the nation to issue such a proclamation but it seems off somehow …

Maybe because he didn’t mention the LGBTQ+ community at all; not once. His previous proclamations on Pride in 2022 and 2021 both mentioned our community … by all the letters … LGBTQ+, but this year not a single letter.

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Sarah Palin, when asked if MAGA is a cult:

“No. You know, the definition of a cult is a group of people who are excessively supporting one another and a cause. [Cults are] all about conformity and compliance and intolerance of anyone who doesn’t agree with what their mission is. Okay? That’s the definition of what the left is engaged in right now, speaking of cults. [They’re] all about conformity and compliance. And heaven forbid you don’t agree with them.”

Seriously, we dodged a massive bullet when John McCain lost his presidential election … because of her.

You can’t fix stupid. You can’t fix Palin.

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John Kelly, former Thing 45 Chief of Staff, on Thing 45’s reaction to another indictment and then turning it into a campaign event:

“He’s scared s—less. This is the way he compensates for that. He gives people the appearance he doesn’t care by doing this. For the first time in his life, it looks like he’s being held accountable. Up until this point in his life, it’s like, I’m not going to pay you, take me to court. He’s never been held accountable before.”

I certainly hope this time he’s held accountable, and the next time in New Jersey, and the time in Georgia, and the time in New York …

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Lindsey Graham, crying about Thing 45 being indicted, clearly worried he won’t have Fat orange ass to kiss for much longer:

“I’m an American who believes that if you believe Hillary Clinton should be prosecuted, you probably should believe that Trump should be prosecuted. If you believe she should get a pass, Trump should get a pass. No, I’m not in a cult. You know, I have taken the president on when I think he’s wrong, but what they’re doing to President Trump is a game changer for the presidency. They’ve taken the law and turned it upside down on numerous occasions to get him. You don’t have to be in a cult to find this offensive. Let the people decide whether Donald Trump should be president. Quit trying to destroy his life through a bunch of bogus legal cases in Manhattan, now in Miami, and eventually in Atlanta.”

Lindsey’s whataboutism is the classic case of what’s wrong with the GOP; deflection and lack of accountability. He’d be best served to remember that the FBI investigated Hilary for over a year and found that her server did not contain any information or emails that were clearly marked classified.

Now, if you think the FBI is corrupt and the DOJ is corrupt, go after that, but to let a criminal off because you don’t like how an earlier case ended is fucking stupid.

Just like Miss Lindsey.

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Jackie Goldberg, president of the LA Unified School Board, calling out the “BS” from anti-LGBTQ protestors in California and reading from a children’s book titled The Great Big Book of Families:

“I’ve been confronting this issue my entire life I have been threatened. I have been harassed. I have been denied jobs because of who I am and who I love. At the little discussion at the school after [reading the book], as soon as the book was over, one little girl sitting at my knees said, ‘I have two mommies.’ A little boy on my other side said: ‘I have five grandmas’. What do you think [the protests] did to them?!” It made them afraid! How dare you make them afraid because you are! I’m sorry, I told you this was personal. Nobody has to accept me. I’m not looking for your acceptance, but you better treat me the same way you treat everybody else. That’s how we live in this country. “You don’t have to love me. You don’t have to like me, you can think I’m the devil incarnate. But you treat me like a decent human being because that’s how I treat you even though you don’t believe I have the right to exist.”

She continued: Her son was once harassed for having two mommies and said that the fact that her grandchildren aren’t is a sign of progress.

But there’s room for a lot more.

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Bobservations

Even though Carlos works from home., we usually get up at 7AM; I am back to working four days a week and need to be at work around 9:30 so 7AM is a good wake-up. Carlos is in charge of the alarm clock—though I have no idea how that happened because he lets the alarm chirp and CHIRP and CHIRP forever before he wakes up.

This past Monday the chirping is going on and ion and I’m awake and it seems kinda dark outside, but the clock says 7:02; I figure it’s cloudy. Carlos gets up, does his bathroom business, and then Tuxedo comes in to get me—I put him on the bathroom counter because he likes to drink from the faucet … don’t judge me—and then I head out to the kitchen.

Still, it’s dark out, and I check  my phone … 6:12 in the mother%$#&ing morning. 6AM? What am I, a farmer? I drag myself to the kitchen and ask Carlos why he set the alarm so early.

“It’s seven.”

“Well, the microwave begs to differ. It says 6:15 … and the coffee maker and the stove and the clock on the wall and the mantle clock and my phone all agree.”

It was me and all the appliance against him, and he still thought it was 7AM. And, crazy as it sounds, his clock said the alarm was set at 7AM. Clearly, the cats are fucking with us.

Even with all the opportunities and wealth and education, this twit doesn’t know a damned thing. WWI??? WWII? 

A couple of weeks ago, I posted about the Wyoming GOP trying end crossover voting, lest Democrats vote for Liz Cheney. Well, that proposed bill, endorsed by Thing 45, died in the Wyoming House.

Looks like the GOP Voter Suppression Machine got another smack down.

Anyone else notice that while Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelenskyy is in Ukraine standing with his people, very close to the front lines, tough  guy Vlady Putin is ensconced safely at home?

If you don’t think that the same Iowa lawmakers who prioritized outlawing trans students from participating in sports earlier this month will now do absolutely nothing to address gun violence after three students were shot at a Des Moines high school, you might wanna take a seat because YOU are part of the problem.

A group of Florida students chanting ‘We say Gay’ took to the Capitol steps in Tallahassee this week in a last-ditch plea to state lawmakers to vote down that “Don’t Say Gay” bill.

Hey Florida lawmakers? These students will soon be voting and they will remember what you did.

I like this … in Utah Governor Spencer Cox plans to veto legislation passed last week that seeks to ban transgender student-athletes from competing in girls’ sports. Cox directly addressed transgender student-athletes, who he said found themselves the subject of political debate through no fault of their own, in saying:

“I just want them to know that it’s gonna be okay. We’re gonna work through this.”

Without his support, Utah is unlikely to join the 11 states, all GOP-led that have enacted bans on transgender girls wanting to compete in school sports leagues.

I do the laundry at Casa Bob y Carlos and this is how it works out: washing takes about thirty minutes, while drying takes maybe an hour. But putting the clean clothes away takes 7 to 10 business days.

The head of Russia’s Orthodox Church blamed the attack in Ukraine by the Russians on … wait for it … Pride Parades.

So, it’s Pride Parades, the Green New Deal, Pelosi and Schumer, AOC, Joe Biden, and the Ukrainian people themselves, who started this war, but it is not Vlady ‘Microdick’ Putin.

Sidenote: these men in drag, don’t you love their jewels and gowns, are objecting to Gay Pride?

On September 19th, 2020, about three weeks before North Carolina’s voter-registration deadline for the general election, Thing 45’s Chief of Staff, Mark Meadows registered to vote in that state’s General election.

On a line that asked for his residential address—“where you physically live,” the form instructs—Meadows wrote down the address of a fourteen-by-sixty-two-foot mobile home in Scaly Mountain and listed his move-in date for this address as the following day, September 20th.

Mark Meadows does not own this property and never has, and it is not clear that he has ever spent a single night there.

What is clear is that he expects everyone to believe he lives in that trailer and expects no one to believe he’s guilty of voter fraud.

This is silver fox model Eric Turner. He owns the underwear brand Oryx and is happily married to his husband Morne Coetzer, pictured below.

So, Would You Hit It?