 |
One of the wonderful things about Carlos is his ability to
adapt to situations—such as losing his eyesight—and the make light of those
situations as well. Case in point: at the grocers this week we were headed to
the cashier when Carlos bumped into something and said: “Oh, I’m sorry.” I told him he’d hit a display case and a bag of Pork Rinds fell to the floor:
And that’s reason #137,467 why I love that man. |
 |
This Tuxedo Says is from May 2020: "I say this to him on a daily basis … ever since he informed me of the law. But Tuxedo really does the big arching back tail straight in the air stretch!"  |
 |
This week you get two views of cakes … Man Cakes and
Stallion Cakes … though maybe the man could also be a stallion? |
 |
On January 9, 2009, Linda McMahon filled out a vetting
questionnaire to serve on the state board of education in Connecticut. On it,
she indicated she earned a bachelor’s degree in education, according to a copy
of the original form the governor’s office; that was a lie. McMahon, a
billionaire and wrestling executive, graduated from East Carolina University in
1969 with a bachelor’s degree in French. Wouldn’t mean much except that The Felon has nominated this
liar to serve as secretary of the U.S. Department of Education. I find his picks to be less of a cabinet and more of a Junk
Drawer. |
 |
First Lady Elonia Musk hinted he might explore buying
MSNBC after it was reported the network would be spun off from NBC News and
potentially sold by Comcast. One more thing he can ruin, set ablaze, or allow to blow up. |
 |
Surprisingly, Marjorie Taylor Greene, ReTHUGlican, and a MAGAt sweetheart, has a new fan since it was announced she would lead a new House Oversight Committee Subcommittee that will work with First Lady Elon Musk and DEI Hire Vivek Ramaswamy’s ‘DOGE’ commission to “eliminate government waste.” And one Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez is quite pleased with the announcement, Tweeting: “This is good, actually. She barely shows up and doesn’t do the reading.” Snap! Another AOC takedown of MTG. |
 |
I can already hear Maddie screaming and then falling to the chaise lounge in a sweat clutching her pearls because … Cowboy Boot Crocs.  |
 |
Charles Melton is a 33-year-old actor born in Juneau, Alaska of all places, and the current Inductee into Would You Hit It?  |
