Anna Morgan-Lloyd: A Special Kind of Fool

I remember back in 2016, when Hillary Clinton lost the presidential election, and a band of Democrats stormed the Capitol because we were snowflakes mad about losing an election.

Sounds ridiculous, right? I mean, you’d have to be a special kind of fool to fall for the Big Lie, to march down and bust into the Capitol, shit on the walls, attack, and even kill, police officers, steal private property, while the guy who told you to do it went back home and watched y’all on TV.

You are a special kind of fool, so then this story, of one of those fools, is not all that surprising …

Anna Morgan-Lloyd, an Indiana grandmother says her life has been turned upside down since she stormed the Capitol. Morgan-Lloyd is the first insurrectionist to be sentenced and she’s blaming it all on her court-appointed public defender who she says coaxed her into drafting a written admission of White "guilt". Morgan-Lloyd was convicted of one count of parading in a federal building, and sentenced to 3 years’ probation, a $500 civil restitution fine and 40 hours of community service. Even worse, and this might be why she’s pissy, she is prohibited from owning a firearm. All because, she says, she intended to peacefully show support for the twice-impeached, one-term loser.

Like I said, a special kind of fool.

And so, Anna Morgan-Lloyd hightailed it over to the Mother Ship—Fox News—to tell fellow wingnut Laura Ingraham that she did not act violently that day, and she was doing was … wait for it, this is rich …  following an elderly woman up some steps and into the Capitol unimpeded.

So, she’s some kina MAGAt Boy Scout? Seriously?

She didn’t see the guys with the tasers and stun guns, the police officers blocking the way, the broken windows and doors? She only saw a grandmother walking up some steps and decided to follow her so she wouldn’t fall.

Morgan-Lloyd says she was fired from her job at a hospital following her arrest. And the hospital wouldn’t let her retrieve her belongings and instead shipped them to her home via Federal Express.

Um, Anna, honey, you are a criminal in the eyes of the law and the hospital had every right to fire you and bar you from entering their property. You are the most special kind of fool if you think anyone other than Laura Ingrahams and Fox News and your band of MAGAts believe a word that comes out of your mouth.

Let’s break it down: you went to a rally for the loser of the presidential election—remember four years ago when Hillary lost, it’s the same thing only without the snowflake riot—and he told you to go to the capitol. So, you did; you marched down the street with people screaming and yelling, and shouting “Hang Mike Pence,” dressed in riot gear with sticks and Confederate flags and shirts that said, ‘6 Million Jews Is Not Enough,’ and thought it was just a picnic.

But then you arrived at the Capitol, and saw people scaling the walls and busting out doors and windows and storming inside, screaming for blood, Nancy Pelosi’s blood. You saw an old woman and followed her into a building through a broken door, while people charged in all around you, because didn’t want her to trip?

Fool. Now, I don’t think you attacked a police officer, and I don’t think you smeared your feces on the walls, or stole private property, I think you were just a wannabe who thought you’d have a good story to tell of what a good MAGAt you are.

And so, I think your sentence is just; you illegally entered a federal building with a mob and so you are part of the mob.

A big dumb foolish, snowflake mob who found herself arrested and out of a job because she’s an insurrectionist

Boo-fucking-hoo.