Saturday, August 08, 2009

Fear Factory


I saw this over at Edder's I Don't Care For Your Tone and Lou's The Quiet Life, and thought I'd give it a shot.

Fears. We all have 'em. Some extremely rational, others......not so much.

These are some of mine:
  • Cancer.
  • Bugs--saw one the other night and I had to get Carlos. To be fair, if it had been a lizard or snake he would have come screaming for me and I would have been just fine.
  • Looking over the edge of a high HIGH HIGH rooftop. I get all twingy in my knees. I love looking at the world from a high place but not.....looking....down.
  • People throwing up. The sight, the smell, the sound, sends me running to the Porcelain God myself.
  • Motorcycles. I've never been on one, but I always think of falling off one and scraping my legs badly.
  • Scraping your knees in a fall. My knees are getting all twingy over that, too.
  • Me dying before Carlos or Carlos dying before me.
  • My imagination--it can be quite gruesome.
  • Steps--because of the recent ankle twisting I loathe them now.
  • Tornadoes and Hurricanes--the 100+ MPH winds. You can't see wind, so when it gets to roaring and you're seeing pieces of your fence flying down the road, it gets a wee bit scary.
  • Other people's blood or injuries. I am a wee bit too empathetic.
  • The Octomom on TV. Why?
  • Computer troubles because I do not speak the language.
  • Public Speaking. In 8th grade I had to give a twenty minute presentation and I worked on it at home, timing it to just twenty minutes and not one second more. That day, in class, i stood up and began speaking. Four-and-a-half minutes later I was done. I don't think anyone has spoken that fast while trembling and sweating and teetering.
  • Suffocating. That feeling that. You.Just.Can't.Breathe.
  • Being buried alive. In a tiny little wooden box six feet under with the air slowly being used up. Yeah, not fun.
  • Adam Sandler movies because.....well, just because.
  • Racists. because there is no convincing them of their stupidity.
  • Birthers. See racists.
  • Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. That's all.

7 comments:

  1. I had to laugh at the public speaking one, because it's so true! We had to take a speech class in high school, and I did NOT enjoy it. My big problem was that I spoke way too fast, and it was really hard for me to slow down. Ugh, I still get the heebie jeebies when I think about that class! LOL

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  2. Anonymous11:07 AM

    One of my biggies, having seen people suffer and die from it is glioblastoma. That's a nasty one.

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  3. Buried alive - that is scary. I never thought of that.

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  4. Good list! I will look at you in a different light now.

    Here are a few of mine:

    Those trenches in the ocean. I can't even think about them or look at pictures.

    That my car will explode if someone throws out a cigarette in a vehicle ahead of me while we're driving.

    Outliving my children or grandchildren.

    Being incapacitated or an invalid. I want to be able to take care of myself as long as I live and want to die before that happens.

    Water skiing

    Those same idiots you mentioned.

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  5. Anonymous5:29 PM

    Oooooh....suffocating. Good one. That's scary.

    Thanks for sharing your college vomit story. I've never in my life held anyone's hair back and I certainly never won Mother of the Year, especially because when Darenevil was about 9 yrs old she suffered a nasty bout of food poisoning. I cowered in the corner of the living room while my partner at the time comforted her and cleaned up quite the mess.

    I'm a bad person. Oh. And I also think movies should have vomit warnings on them, like swearing or nudity.

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  6. I agree with that, Edder. I used to tell students if they had to throw up to rush to the restroom immediately and never do it in my classroom. I did clean up after my son when he vomited a few times when he was little, but that's it.

    It's way too gross!

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  7. Wow, you have a LOT of fears!

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