Ain't That America XXIV

Oh another week where the President-For-Now calls a woman a “piggy,” threatens to murder Democrats and tells a female reporter he doesn’t like her attitude because she asked a hard question. But there is good news in courts, in a MAGAt quitting Congress, and with idiocy in the hands of DUI Pete, so let’s dish a little …

Cankles has called for putting Democrats to death for telling the military they do not have to obey unlawful orders.

Once again, every GOP accusation is an admission, as noted by the fact that Republicans either “didn’t see the story,” think Cankles was “joking” about murder, or “agree with him.”

Vote them all out of office.

Eliyahu “Eli” Weinstein, a New Jersey man whose lengthy prison sentence for fraud convictions was commuted by Cankles in 2021, is back to federal prison for another fraud conviction. US District Judge Michael Shipp handed down a 37-year sentence to Weinstein and ordered him to pay $44,294,803 in restitution, which is due immediately.

Commits fraud, and a grifter lets him out of jail and he immediately commits fraud again.

Wow, no one saw that coming.

Unless they saw this … Andrew Paul Johnson, a pardoned January 6 rioter, has been charged with sex crimes against two children, including molesting a child as young as 11 years old.

He tried to overturn an election and Cankles pardoned him so he could stay free and rape children. I wonder if Cankles, a sexual predator and rapist himself, will pardon him again.

Cankles said he will not rule out the possibility of sending US troops into Venezuela, as a buildup of US forces in the region raises the prospect of military action there.

Why would a man who campaigns for a Nobel Peace Prize want to start a war … Epstein, that’s why.

Cankles plan to offer a “tariff dividend,” a one-time refundable credit of $2,000 per person for tax units with 2025 Adjusted Gross Income (AGI) strictly below $100,000, will cost We The People about $450 billion.

No wonder he bankrupts everything he touches.

The Cankles Regime took down a congressionally mandated report on missing and murdered Native Americans from the Department of Justice’s website to comply with an executive order against diversity, equity and inclusion.

The Not One More Report was the product of The Not Invisible Act of 2020, meant to provide tribes with solutions to combat the epidemic of missing and murdered Indigenous people and educate the general public about the crisis.

Well, I mean, they’re not White and so why should the government care? For more information go to Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women and Relatives [MMIWR]

Cankles told female a reporter “quiet, piggy” during an exchange on Air Force One about the Epstein files. He also waved his own fat piggy finger in CBS News’ Jennifer Jacobs’ face.

Women scare him because women come him, women will take him down while the male reporters who stood by and said nothing are part of that Cankles Boy’s Club.

Paul Bojerski was born to Polish parents in a German refugee camp a year after World War II ended. His family legally emigrated to America in 1952 when he was five but now, more than seventy-four years later, he has found himself in legal limbo in yet another concentration camp, the so-called Alligator Alcatraz detention camp.

He was picked up on a decades-old deportation order that immigration authorities had previously chosen not to enforce but now, as part of the Cankles Regime’s widespread effort to deport millions of immigrants who it claims lack legal standing to be in America, and after living here for decades at 79-years old, Bojerski is locked up again.

That ain’t America.

A recent tweet, where Secretary of Defense, DUI Hire, Pete Hegseth bragged about the names of recent US military operations, has prompted widespread mockery online. Pete posted:

“OPERATION ROUGH RIDER = Freedom of Navigation for U.S. ships.

OPERATION MIDNIGHT HAMMER = Obliteration of Iranian nuclear sites.

“OPERATION SOUTHERN SPEAR = Destroy Narco-Terrorists killing Americans.”

“Rough Rider,” “Midnight Hammer,” and “Southern Spear” all sound like either gay strippers or adult entertainment titles or both and people came for Pete with their own suggestions:

“OPERATION BRUTAL PENETRATION.”

“OPERATION MORNING WOOD.”

“OPERATION HUSKY FARMBOY

OPERATION THROBBING MEMBER

OPERATION STRAPPING MANSERVANT”

Oh, Pete, you should lay off the sauce or just come out already.

Marjorie Taylor Greene will resign her seat in Congress on January 5, 2026, in reaction to Cankles and the Epstein files and, more likely, to kickstart her campaign to run for governor of Georgia.

Ding dong, the witch is gone

Senators Mark Kelly and Elissa Slotkin, and Representatives Jason Crow, Maggie Goodlander, Chris Deluzio, and Chrissy Houlahan ... clockwise from top left ...  the six Democratic lawmakers that Cankles wants killed hit back with a powerful statement that shows America that they won't be intimidated into silence:

"We are veterans and national security professionals who love this country and swore an oath to protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. That oath lasts a lifetime, and we intend to keep it. No threat, intimidation, or call for violence will deter us from that sacred obligation. What’s most telling is that the President considers it punishable by death for us to restate the law. Our servicemembers should know that we have their backs as they fulfill their oath to the Constitution and obligation to follow only lawful orders. It is not only the right thing to do, but also our duty. But this isn’t about any one of us. This isn’t about politics,. This is about who we are as Americans. Every American must unite and condemn the President’s calls for our murder and political violence. This is a time for moral clarity. In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage. We will continue to lead and will not be intimidated. Don’t Give Up the Ship!"

Resist.

Demand an apology … yes, I know that won’t happen.

Vote Blue and have Congress impeach this Big Piggy the first chance they get.

A federal judge ordered some public-school districts in Texas to remove Ten Commandment displays from their classroom walls by next month.

Here’s the deal: you want your kids to learn about the Ten Commandments, go to church. You want to teach them to read and write and add and subtract, send them to school.

We have a Separation of Church and State for a reason.

William Pryor Jr., the chief judge in the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals, gave a chilly reception to Cankles’ bid to revive a racketeering lawsuit accusing his perceived political foes—including Hillary Clinton and James Comey—of conspiring against him with false allegations that he collaborated with Russia

Pryor made it clear that he believes Cankles’ lawsuit violated federal court rules by vaguely linking too many defendants and too many legal claims.

It’s almost like his lawyers don’t know the law.

And then a  federal appeals court rejected Cankles’ effort to revive a defamation lawsuit against CNN, concluding that he has not “adequately alleged” the falsity of the network’s references to his stolen 2020 election claims as “the Big Lie.”

How many times does this Piggy get smacked down before he just stops his bull shiz?

The Corporation for Public Broadcasting agreed to fulfill a $36 million multi-year contract with NPR that it had yanked after pressure from the Cankles Regime. The arrangement resolves litigation filed by NPR accusing the corporation of illegally yielding to fascist demands that the network be financially punished for its news coverage. Katherine Maher, President and CEO of NPR, said in a statement:

“The settlement is a victory for editorial independence and a step toward upholding the First Amendment rights of NPR and the public media system in our legal challenge to [Cankles’] Executive Order.”

It’s also a victory for Resistance.

Department of Defense “contractors” landed on a Mexican beach and accidentally declared it United States territory in a bizarre incident this week.

The group of unidentified men hammered six signs into a beach near Playa Bagdad in Northeast Mexico declaring that the area was “Department of Defense property” and had been classified as a “restricted area” by “the commander.”

The area is roughly twelve miles south of the U.S.-Mexico border and when heavily armed Mexican Navy personnel came to investigate the scene the “contractors” realized they were not in Texas where they would supposed to have landed.

This is our military under Cankles and DUI Pete.

Sean Duffy, the reality show “star” and former Fox News “himbo” has a solution for all the difficulty at airports: Be nice and wear nice clothes.

“We want to push people, as we come into a really busy travel season: Help people out, be in a good mood, dress up, bring civility back to travel.”

Seriously? All those near misses, and crashes at airports, the clusterfuck of the shutdown and its effects on air travel and Little Sean’s plan is to make people put on their good clothes?

The US Coast Guard will no longer classify the swastika, an emblem of fascism and white supremacy inextricably linked to the murder of millions of Jews and the deaths of more than 400,000 US troops who fought the Nazis in World War II, as a hate symbol.

That’s right, y’all, get that swastika out of mothballs and wear it and wave it proudly as the Coast Guard now calls it only “potentially” divisive.

Oops … it appears that mere hours after deciding a swastika was no big deal the Coast Guard had changed its mind again and will not allow it to wave.

Here’s Minister of Propaganda, and Paid White House Liar, KKKarolying Leavitt’s response to Cankles calling a female reporter a “piggy”:

“He calls out fake news when he sees it. He gets frustrated with reporters when you lie about him, when you spread fake news about him and his administration, but he also is the most transparent president in history. And he gives all of you in this room, as you all know, unprecedented access. You are in the Oval Office almost every day asking the president questions. I think the president being frank, and open, and honest to your faces rather than hiding behind your backs is frankly a lot more respectful than what you saw in the last administration — where you had a president who lied to your face and then didn’t speak to you for weeks and hid upstairs and didn’t take your question. So I think everyone in this room should appreciate the frankness and the openness that you get from [Cankles] on a near-daily basis.”

I wish the entire room had erupted in their own:

“QUIET PIGGY!”

I don’t know if this is true, but it’s apparently a story told by friends of the Obamas and seemed totally like Barack and Michelle, so I’m going to share it here:

On January 10, 2017, with just ten days left in his presidency, Barack Obama walked into the White House residence late at night to find Michelle packing boxes in their bedroom, and … said, “I feel like I'm abandoning them—all those people who believed in hope and change, and now I'm handing them over to someone who built his campaign on fear and division.”

Michelle stopped packing, sat beside him, and revealed something she'd kept secret for eight years: during his darkest presidential moments, she'd been keeping a journal of letters from ordinary Americans whose lives he'd touched, and she pulled out a worn leather notebook containing 2,847 handwritten entries she'd copied from White House correspondence.

What makes this moment absolutely stunning is that Michelle read him letters until 3:52 AM … [of a] single mother in Detroit whose daughter got health insurance through the Affordable Care Act … a gay couple in Iowa who married legally because of his courage … a young Black girl in Atlanta who told her teacher she could be anything because President Obama proved it was possible … and with each letter, Barack wept harder until Michelle grabbed his face and said:

“You didn't abandon anyone, baby, you showed them what's possible, and that light doesn't go out just because you leave this house.”

The detail that gives chills is that on January 20, 2017, minutes before the incoming President’s inauguration, Barack Obama placed that leather journal in the Resolute Desk drawer with a note for future presidents that read:

“Remember: this office isn't about you; it's about them—never forget the people who trusted you with their dreams.”

Michelle Obama told CBS in 2018 that Barack still carries three of those letters in his wallet, reading them whenever he doubts whether his presidency mattered, and the most worn one is from a nine-year-old boy who wrote:

“Dear President Obama, my dad says you gave him hope when he had none left, so thank you for saving my daddy.”

Proving that presidential legacy isn't measured in legislation or Supreme Court justices, it's measured in the quiet moments when ordinary people found courage because one leader refused to let them give up on America's promise.

Let’s try to get that back. Let’s try to stop a president who threatens to murder Democrats … who pardons child rapists …who drops bombs on boats in the Caribbean apparently for sport … who cares not about missing and murdered indigenous peoples …who may be a child rapist and sexual predator himself … who cares only about the richest of Americans while letting children in this country starve …

Ain't That America XX

I’m going to try something different this week. Rather than focusing on the many bad things happening in this country, I have opted to focus on three things that piss me off … the phony peace deal between Israel and Gaza where the bombs are still dropping … the idea that this country is bailing out another country while our government is closed and our economy is in the tank … and the rise of Nazis, rapists and murderers in the GOP and the GOP doesn’t seem to care. And then we’ll have the good news, and there is some … from judges topping Cankles … to nekkid bike riders making a mockery of the DogKiller … and ending with No Kings Day and how the march is still going on and getting larger … so let’s dish …

In case you don’t know, it was President Joe Biden who secured the release of 140 hostages in Gaze while Cankles got 28 out. If anyone deserves credit it’s the Peace President and not the guy bombing boasts in the Caribbean.

But wait, there’s more … while Israelis and Palestinians danced in the streets when news broke overnight that a deal had been reached between Hamas and Israel over the first phase of a peace deal for Gaza, the terms of the deal were in place more than a year ago.

Gershon Baskin, the architect of the negotiations that freed the Israeli soldier Gilad Shalit in 2011, revealed that Hamas had agreed to the exact same terms of the Cankles deal in September 2024, in the last months of the Biden administration, but that Biden officials had disregarded it while Benjamin Netanyahu had refused point blank.

Bibi and Cankles met at Mar-a-Lago and decided to hold off on the treaty until Cankles took office to avoid giving credit to President Biden, so every single bomb, every rifle shot, on both sides,. And every death of men, women and children, is the fault of Cankles and Bibi who allowed war to continue and people to die so they could get the “win.”

Murderers and war criminals, both.

While hundreds of thousands of American service members brace for missed paychecks during the Cankles-GOP shutdown. The president decided to hand over $40 billion to Argentina … and to makes matters worse, his billionaire friends will make money on the deal while Americans go without pay.

Pay will be frozen soon for the troops and is now frozen for most federal workers and then the Cankles Regime began laying off government workers while the Treasury gives billions away to Argentina.

Hey MAGAts? How does this Make America Great Again? And how do you feel knowing that every single American is paying $100 each to save a foreign president from an economy he created? Do you have a wife and a couple of kids?

You paid $400 to help Argentina.

Leaders of Young Republican groups throughout the country worried what would happen if their Telegram chat ever got leaked, but they kept typing anyway and now they got caught referring to Black people as monkeys and “the watermelon people” and giggled about putting their political opponents in gas chambers … raping their enemies and driving them to suicide:

William Hendrix, the Kansas Young Republicans’ vice chair, used the words “n–ga” and “n–guh,” variations of a racial slur, more than a dozen times in the chat. Bobby Walker, the vice chair of the New York State Young Republicans at the time, referred to rape as “epic.” Peter Giunta, who at the time was chair of the same organization, wrote in a message sent in June that “everyone that votes no is going to the gas chamber.”

Vice President JD CouchF*cker Vance waded into the uproar, drawing criticism by saying a Democratic politician’s text messages suggesting the former Virginia House speaker should be shot were worse:

“This is far worse than anything said in a college group chat, and the guy who said it could become the AG of Virginia. I refuse to join the pearl clutching when powerful people call for political violence.”

Remember JD was the wimpy little lapdog called Cankles ‘America’s Hitler’ and now he’s the guy who rationalized Young Republicans praising Hitler.”

When they show you who they are … racist, Nazis, rapists, believe them.

Out in Oklahoma, where new state schools Superintendent Lindel Fields—who took over for MAGAt faux Christian and porn addict Ryan Walters, announced that he is dropping a Bible-teaching mandate for Oklahoma public schools issued by his predecessor.

It’s quite simple: the Separation of Church and State keeps religion out of schools, but if you want to learn the Bible you can go to a religious school or a church. You don’t need to inflict your faith on others.

At the Pentagon this week a  flyer with the words “journalism is not a crime” appeared on the wall outside the “Correspondents’ Corridor” where journalists operate; it was a silent protest of Defense Secretary, and DUI hire,  Pete Hegseth’s new policy that severely restricts press access.

The policy criminalizes routine reporting, according to media lawyers and advocates, so nearly all news outlets … even Fox News … are refusing to abide by it and are giving up their access while vowing to cover Hegseth and the military from outside the Pentagon’s five walls.

Nice to see the press take a stand. Now, take on the White House.

US District Judge Susan Illston issued an emergency order that the Cankles’ Regime must stop firing workers during the government shutdown. Illston said the administration was acting without thinking through its decisions … go figure … and said:

“It’s very much ready, fire, aim on most of these programs, and it has a human cost and it’s a human cost that cannot be tolerated.”

Stand up!

MAGAt supporters who paid for the new Cankles watches are seriously ticked off with many calling the sale a scam ... the watches are actually made in Wyoming, not in Switzerland ... after their orders were never filled.

Wait. Cankles scammed you on your Cankles watch, for which you paid anywhere from $499 to $2,999 per watch, or $5,389 for the “Ultra Mega Collector Set?”

Huh. Who saw that coming?

This week Australia’s highest court rejected US conservative commentator, and certifiable nutjob, Candace Owens’ bid to overturn an Australian government decision barring her from visiting the country. Three High Court judges unanimously rejected Owens’ challenge to Home Affairs Minister Tony Burke’s decision in 2024 to refuse her a visa on character grounds.

Sorry, Candy, they don’t want you.

The city of Lansing, Michigan will become an LGBTQ+ Welcoming City after City Council members voted unanimously  to pass a resolution expressing support for the LGBTQ+ community. The resolution “recognizes that, in the face of inadequate state and federal protections, we must take proactive steps to safeguard our most vulnerable residents.”

It’s a step and one step leads to another.

The Supreme Court rejected an appeal from conspiracy theorist Alex Jones and left in place the $1.4 billion judgment against him over his description of the 2012 Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting as a hoax staged by crisis actors.

Good. SCOTUS did something right for a change.

Seattle-Tacoma International Airport will not broadcast a video of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem saying Democrats caused the federal government shutdown  due to its “political nature” saying:

“The Port of Seattle will not play the video on its screens at SEA Airport, due to the political nature of the content. We continue to urge bipartisan efforts to end the government shutdown and are working to find ways to support federal employees working without pay at SEA during the shutdown.”

And then Phoenix  joined Seattle, followed quickly by Portland … Buffalo, Charlotte, Cleveland, Los Angeles, Phoenix, Las Vegas, Atlanta, Chicago, Dallas-Fort Worth, Dallas Love Field, Denver, JFK, LaGuardia, Newark, and San Francisco …

This is The Resistance at work.

Protesters rallying against the Cankles’ Regime in Portland put the city’s quirky and irreverent reputation on display last week by pedaling through the streets wearing nothing — or close to it — in an “emergency” edition of the annual World Naked Bike Ride. The ride usually happens in the summer, but organizers hastily said another nude ride was necessary to speak out against Cankles’ attempts to mobilize the National Guard to quell protests.

Crowds have gathered daily and nightly outside the immigration facility in Portland donning inflatable frog, unicorn, axolotl and banana costumes as they face off with federal law enforcement who often deploy tear gas and pepper balls.

Nekkid Resistance.

This week Cankles lied … what else is new … blaming the January 6 Capitol riot on former President Joe Biden, claiming that:

“THE BIDEN FBI PLACED 274 AGENTS INTO THE CROWD ON JANUARY 6. If this is so, which it is, a lot of very good people will be owed big apologies. What a SCAM – DO SOMETHING!!! President DJT”

Trouble is, Biden was not president on that day and in control of the federal government, which includes the FBI.

Cankles was in charge on 1/6 and is trying to rewrite history.

The Cankles Regime raced to rescind layoffs of hundreds of scientists at the Centers for Disease Control [CDC] who were mistakenly fired on in what appeared to be a substantial procedural lapse.

Among those wrongly dismissed were the top two leaders of the federal measles response team, those working to contain Ebola in the Democratic Republic of Congo, members of the Epidemic Intelligence Service, and the team that assembles the C.D.C.’s vaunted scientific journal, The Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report.

The stupidity of this fascist clown car is stunning.

Cankles is quite upset about the photo of him on the latest issue of Time magazine, whining on Truth Social”

“Time Magazine wrote a relatively good story about me, but the picture may be the Worst of All Time. They ‘disappeared’ my hair, and then had something floating on top of my head that looked like a floating crown, but an extremely small one. Really weird! I never liked taking pictures from underneath angles, but this is a super bad picture, and deserves to be called out. What are they doing, and why?”

Pictures don’t lie … and I notice you said nothing about your vagina neck.

Sean Duffy, reality show star and Transportation Secretary, says the No Kings protests are part of antifa, paid protesters.

It begs two questions, the first being: if antifa is anti-fascism and you, Sean Duffy, are anti-anti-fascism that makes you pro-fascism?

And who has so much money they can pay millions and millions of people all around the world to attend a No Kings protest. Like all in the regime, when Duffy speaks, it’s a lie.

As the House remains out of session into a third week, Speaker Mike Johnson defended his decision to not swear in Congresswoman-elect Adelita Grijalva until the full chamber returns to Washington.

But maybe it’s the fact that Grijalva, the Arizona Democrat who won a special election last month, would be the 218th signature needed to force a bipartisan vote to compel the release of more Jeffrey Epstein case files.

Little Mike is scrambling to save his master.

It appears that members of Congress are growing irritated by Border Barbie’s power. They claim that necessary government contracts are being slow-walked and that her office has become difficult to communicate with … go figure, there’s probably no photo op happening.

At the Federal Emergency Management Agency, housed in DHS, the DogKiller’s antics have significantly slowed the agency’s normally routine process of distributing much-needed funds to states trying to rebuild in the aftermath of natural disasters.

Huh, maybe the GOP should have seen that before they approved her nomination.

The US Chamber of Commerce sued the Cankles Regime over its decision to raise the fee for H-1B work visa applications to $100,000, arguing that Cankles exceeded his authority in altering the visa program.; you don’t say?

And are they going to ask where these extra funds will be going?

Admiral Alvin Holsey, the military commander overseeing the Pentagon’s escalating attacks against boats in the Caribbean Sea that the Regime says are smuggling drugs is stepping down.

It was unclear why Admiral Holsey is leaving less than a year into his tenure, and in the midst of the biggest operation in his 37-year career but one of the US officials—all of whom spoke on the condition of anonymity—say Admiral Holsey had raised concerns about the mission and the attacks on the alleged drug boats.

Holsey is Resisting.

Cankles #3 son, Eric, bizarrely stated he's Daddy’s "good boy"—and now a wave of mockery is lighting up social media. It started when CNN's Kaitlan Collins asked Eric:

"Obviously there are investment projects happening in Indonesia. First off, have you heard from the president?"

Collins was referring to a hot mic moment in which Cankles was overheard speaking to Indonesian President Prabowo Subianto, saying "I'll have Eric call you" and referring to him as a "good boy." The audio immediately supercharged rumors of a corrupt backroom business deal, which has become commonplace with this regime but it didn’t help Eric’s Dumb reputation when he said:

"No, not about that but I'm glad he acknowledges that I'm a good boy. I am a good boy."

In addition to being an incredibly strange thing for a grown man to say, Eric’s Good Little Boy moment spurred on the internet:

"What grown man says he's glad his Dad thinks he's a good boy????"

"If a Democrat offered him a hug he'd rat his daddy out tomorrow..."

"'I’m a good boy' says 41-year-old Eric. And he knows it’s true, because he made all gone with his bowl of paint chips this morning. And unlike daddy, he hasn’t made boom-boom in his pants today. But it’s early."

"Eric … has somehow out-parodied The Onion's depiction of him.”

That family is the poster family for dysfunction/

Lastly, organizers for Saturday’s No Kings protests against Cankles said nearly seven million Americans took part—two million more than the first “No Kings” protest in June:

“In one of the largest single-day nationwide demonstrations in U.S. history, nearly seven million Americans gathered today, 2 million more than June, in over 2,700 cities and towns for the No Kings Day of Peaceful Action, standing together in nonviolent defiance of authoritarianism and affirming that this nation belongs to its people, not to kings. With more than 2,700 lawful and peaceful protests across all 50 states, today’s mobilization was 14 times larger than both of President Trump’s presidential inaugurations combined, marking a historic moment of unity and resistance,” the statement added. “From rural communities to major metropolitan centers, the message was clear: America will not be ruled by fear, force, or one man’s power grab.”

Cultists are, of course, denying those numbers but at the Columbia protest we met many Republicans who came out in protest of Cankles. Keep the momentum up and take that to the polls, this fall and in 2026.