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Bill Clinton, enraging the GOP by releasing a full breakdown
of his Epstein deposition: "I just finished testifying in front of the House Oversight Committee. I did it for two reasons. First, I love my country, including our Constitution and America was built on the idea that no person is above the law, even presidents, especially presidents, and that we should all live under the same set of rules. This kind of democracy requires every person to play their part and I hope that by being here today, we can bring ourselves just a little further away from the brink and back to being a country where we can disagree civilly and we can search for truth and justice, and that it outweighs the partisan urge to score points and create spectacle. The second reason I was there is that the girls and women whose lives Jeffrey Epstein destroyed deserve not just justice, but healing. They've been waiting too long for both. Though my brief acquaintance with Epstein ended years before his crimes came to light, and though I never witnessed during our limited interactions any indication of what was truly going on, I offered the little I do know in the hopes that it would help prevent anything like this from ever happening again. I also have to say something personal. Republicans made Hillary testify yesterday, and she had nothing to do with Jeffrey Epstein. Nothing. She has no memory of ever even meeting him. She neither traveled with him nor visited any of his properties. So whether ten people or ten thousand people were subpoenaed, concluding her was simply not right. So here's what I told the committee: First, I had no idea the crimes Epstein was committed. No matter how many photos they show of me, I have two things that at the end of the day matter far more than any interpretation of 20-year-old photos. I know what I saw, and more importantly, what I didn't see. And I know what I did, and more importantly, what I didn't do. I saw nothing and did nothing wrong. As someone who grew up in a home with domestic violence, not only would I not have flown on his plane if I had any inkling of what he was doing, I would have turned to him myself and led the call for justice for his crimes, not the sweetheart deal that he got. But even with 20/20 hindsight, I saw nothing that ever gave me a real pause. We're only here today because Epstein hid it from everyone so well for so long. And by the time it came to light with his 2008 guilty plea, I had long stopped associating with it. When the video of my testimony today is released, I hope it will motivate everyone to go in front of Congress to say what they know. I hope it will motivate the Justice Department to finally release all the files and to ensure that this never happens again. The survivors deserve that." Forcing Clinton, a former president, to testify means that
Cankles, the real predator and child rapist and friend of Epstein, fair game
and should be forced immediately to explain his Epstein relationship under
oath. The same goes with calling Hillary; the committee picked the
wrong First Lady: drag that Slovenian Hooker into the room. |
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Zohran Mamdani, New York City Mayor, on Cankles’ illegal
war: “Today’s military strikes on Iran—carried out by the United States and Israel—mark a catastrophic escalation in an illegal war of aggression. Bombing cities. Killing civilians. Opening a new theater of war. Americans do not want this. They do not want another war in pursuit of regime change. They want relief from the affordability crisis. They want peace. I am focused on making sure that every New Yorker is safe. I have been in contact with our Police Commissioner and emergency management officials. We are taking proactive steps, including increasing coordination across agencies and enhancing patrols of sensitive locations out of an abundance of caution. Additionally, I want to speak directly to Iranian New Yorkers: you are part of the fabric of this city—you are our neighbors, small business owners, students, artists, workers, and community leaders. You will be safe here.” This is how a leader responds; Mamdani listens to We The
People and knows we don’t want a war. And then he assures the people of NYC,
including Iranian New Yorkers, that he will work to keep everyone safe. |
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Pat Ryan, Democrat Congressman from New York, taking on GOP
Senator Markwayne Mullin for his interview with Fox News where he
discussed what war is actually like: “Hey [Senator Mullin] what the actual fuck are you talking about? Did I miss the part of your bio where you served in combat (or served in uniform at all??). Call of Duty doesn’t count. I served two combat tours in Iraq. I’ve seen what happens when a lying, chicken-hawk President beats the war drums. I ran for Congress and serve on the Armed Services Committee because I refuse to let the country I love repeat those mistakes. It’s why we passed the War Powers Act (after Vietnam) in the first place. So that before the President sends our troops into harm’s way, he has to make his case TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.” Bumpkin Markwayne gave an interview with Fox News where he
spoke of war, and the smell of war, and how you never forget it, even though
he’d never, ever been to war. Perhaps he was talking about the war in the White House for
people who don’t want to sit close to a smelly, farting, dirty diaper wearing
racist rapist? Now that would stink! |
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Ted Lieu, California Democrat Representative, on the chaos
and mishandling of helping Americans get out of the Middle East for Cankles’
illegal war: “Dear Secretary Rubio: You told Americans to depart now via commercial means when you know many airports [and] airspace are closed. You must immediately schedule US evacuation flights for the stranded Americans in danger. You should have thought of a frickin’ plan first!” Rubio, as Secretary of Foam Parties State should have been
thinking of Americans in the region and had a plan to get them out before
Cankles decided to drop bombs. Nowe those Americans are at risk in this illegal war. |
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Rick Wilson, political strategist, media consultant, author
based and former member of the GOP, on Cankles’ illegal war: “Just so we’re clear, the number of Americans who approve of [Cankles’] war is 27%. So we’re also clear, the number of Americans who approved of the Vietnam War at its end in 1974 was 29%” The war will not improve his ratings, nor will it stop the
Epstein scandal, all it does is prove how woefully inept and stupidly dangerous
Cankle sis to America and the world. |
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Pete Buttigieg, future President of the United States, on
Cankles illegal war of defection: “The President has launched our nation and our great military into a war of choice, risking American lives and resources, ignoring American law, and endangering our allies and partners. It does nothing to help with the urgent problems here at home that Americans face every day. This nation learned the hard way that an unnecessary war, with no plan for what comes next, can lead to years of chaos and put America in still greater danger.” Common sense
again. Cankles illegally
started a war, and in the first hours killed schoolchildren, put Americans
trapped in that region at risk, all because he wants you to stop talking about
how he raped a young girl on Pedophile Island. Make it make
sense. |
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Hillary Clinton, former US Senator and Sectary of State, at
her closed-door testimony into the Epstein Scandal: “You have held zero public hearings, refused to allow the media to attend them, despite espousing the need for transparency. You have made little effort to call the people who show up most prominently in the Epstein Files. And when you did, not a single Republican member showed up for Les Wexner’s testimony. This institutional failure is designed to protect one political party and one public official, rather than seek truth and justice for victims and survivors.” Wexner has been known as a primary source of Epstein's money
and power but the GOP didn’t want to question him so they went after Hillary,
who didn’t know Epstein. |
