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I’m gonna give you two Carlos stories this week; this one and
the one that really kills me, down the page a bit. Y’all know some of the Casa Bob y Carlos rules, one of which
is I do the laundry. Well, as happen with cats, there is some hair-balling that
goes on, and one night Carlos, who sleeps with a pillow on his feet, kicked said
pillow to the floor, where it was in the perfect spot for MaxGoldberg to puke
on it; and he did. Carlos set about cleaning off the pillow and washing the pillowcase.
The following morning, I was doing laundry and found the pillowcase in the
washer, put it in the dryer and turned it on, and then began washing some clothes.
Later I removed the pillowcase from the dryer as Carlos was walking by the
laundry room, and I noticed all the dried hairball, um, “stuff” still on the
pillow. He hadn’t washed it, he just threw it in the washer and when
I found it I thought he had washed it, so I tossed it in the dryer and then
dried to Max Vomit™ onto the pillowcase. After a huge discussion about the importance of washing
materials that have been puked upon almost instantly so the puke doesn’t set, I
then washed the pillowcase myself, and, luckily, all signs of hair-ballage were
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Can you imagine Tiffany testifying? I mean, she’d probably
admit that Daddy kidnapped the Lindbergh baby if it saved her ass. |
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This
is rich … Philip Godlewski, a spreader of QAnon conspiracies—most of which
suggests that every Democrat and Hollywood lib’rul is a pedophile or sex
trafficker—has pleaded guilty to lower charges of corrupting a minor in 2010. Godlewski
is currently incarcerated over a bad check arrest but while on trial for that charge
came evidence of his arrest for a sexual relationship with a 15-year-old girl
while he was serving as a high school baseball coach came to light.
Oh,
the hypocrisy; it’s like all those homophobic Republicans that get caught
looking for a blow job in an airport men’s room. |
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Last week, the U.S. Supreme Court declined to hear an appeal
by Barronelle Stutzman, owner of Arlene’s Flowers in of
Richland, Washington, who was fined by the state for refusing to make a
flower arrangement for a same-sex wedding due to her ALLEGED Christian
beliefs. Good. Now take a seat, Barronelle, er, Karen. |
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The FBI is building its case against Robert Morss, an ALLEGED
leader of the Capitol Insurrection, and have pieced together how he planned the
attack. Legos. Yes, FBI investigators seized a “fully constructed US
Capitol Lego set” from Morss, along with a notebook containing instructions on
how to create a “hometown militia,” court records published by The Smoking Gun
revealed. Legos. He used Legos, which once again proves that MAGAts
are stupid. |
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I have an update on Tuxedo’s health. He had a recheck at the
vet’s office last week for blood work and urine samples, and his kidneys are
doing fine, and his numbers are good. All thanks to his new diet of Science
Diet K/D that helps with kidney issues. His back legs are still wobbly, but that’s
due to the muscle loss, but he’s a happy little camper and has made the best of
his “new normal.” |
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And that story brings me to More Tales of Carlos. But
first, a back story. When we lived in Miami and had many rescue cats, Scruffy was
the unofficial leader. When Scruffy went to breakfast all the other cars came
to breakfast to, but never before Scruffy. When Scruffy was ready for dinner,
the other cats followed suit. And when we rescued Tuxedo, he learned right away
that Scruffy—whom I often called ‘old man,’ in that sort of English sense, like
‘old chap’—was the boss and Tuxedo did whatever Scruffy did; he loved Scruffy. So,
when Scruffy passed away, Tuxedo took his spot as the leader of the cats, and I
took to calling him ‘Old Man.’ One day this week, I walked into the living room and Tuxedo was
sleeping in one of the chairs. I leaned over the chair, gave him a smooch, and
asked: “What are you doing, Old Man?” From the dining room, Carlos said: “Just working with my iPad.” Tuxedo and I died laughing. |
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Sears and Kmart are selling Ashli Babbitt "American
Patriot" shirts Perhaps they forgot that Ashli Babbitt was shot once in the
shoulder by a Capitol police lieutenant while attempting to crawl through a
broken window leading to the Speaker's Lobby outside the US House of
Representatives' chamber. She wasn't crawling through glass to attend a picnic
or take a tour; she was part of an insurrection. Shame on her, and shame on Sears & Kmart. If only I
shopped there I could boycott them both. UPDATE: Both stores have stopped selling this shiz after receiving backlash for their idiocy. |
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Alex Beattie gained fame, er, notoriety on Love Island, a reality show where he began a "showmance" with a woman called Montana Brown.  As happens with these things, the couple broke up after the show, but Alex, with his cute face and his hot little body, suddenly found himself a career in modeling and signed a six-figure modelling deal. He models a lot of underwear, but I ain’t mad at that because he looks good.  And judging by this photo taken at an airport, he knows how to pack. That’s all. |
