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Meanwhile, back in Savannah … we celebrated my birthday
while in Savannah with a nice meal and some good drinks at the Fitzroy, but
Carlos kept asking me what I wanted and I kept saying: “I already have my gift, some time away with you.” But he kept on and kept on and kept on as we walked through
town one day and then we spied a shop I thought he’d like: a Scottish shop. Inside we went and looked around and chatted with the
shopkeeper and after a time Carlos found a gift. He bought himself a kilt. For my birthday. Of course,
I was fine with it; we had a vacation away without family and hospitals and
wills and such, and that was gift enough. But you know I rode that, as Carlos
would say, Guilt Ride all day muttering about how it was my birthday and
all I got was my husband buying himself a present. And that, the little torture of Carlos, was also a gift. |
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This Tuxedo Says comes to us from the midst of the COVID-19 Pandemic, July 2020: Like his two Daddies, Tuxedo is completely over the Covid-19 Hoax bull shiz ….  |
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As seen on FakeBook: How many MAGAts does it take to change a lightbulb? None. The
Felon tells them it's fixed and they sit in the dark clapping. |
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After performing at the Grammys, Janelle Monáe took the
mic at an after party and, in a freestyle, called out rapper Nelly for
performing at The Felon’s inauguration: “You sold out!” Nelly was in the room, so Janelle said that to his face. You go Janelle! |
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GOP Congresswoman Mary Miller 'refused to deny biological
reality' since The Felon decreed there are only two genders so she addressed Sarah
McBride—the first transgender member of Congress—like this: “The chair recognizes the gentleman from Delaware, Mr. McBride, for five minutes.” McBride ignored Miller's hate speech but fellow Democrat, Nanette
Barragán of California, was next to speak and when Mary Miller yielded the
floor Barragán: "Thank you, Mr. Speaker." If you’d like to tell Mary Miller she’s a hate-filled C U Next
Tuesday, here is her DC address and phone number: 1740 Longworth House Office Building Washington, DC 20515 (202) 225-5271 |
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Isn’t it ironic that Marco Rubio's parents fled a fascist
dictator in Cuba only to have Little Marco serve a fascist dictator in America? They must be so proud. |
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The Washington D.C. Superior Court has awarded the
Metropolitan African Methodist Episcopal Church control over the Proud Boys trademark
after the far-right group defaulted on a $2.8 million judgment. The ruling grants trademark rights to the hate group’s
name and bars the Proud Boys from selling any merchandise with its name or
symbols without the church’s consent. The ruling also allows the church to seize any money made from selling the merch. The Proud Boys are whining like Little Bitches. |
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Consuelo seems to get a cold or flu every winter and every
winter we take her to the vet for it. She starts sneezing and will sneeze ten-to-twenty
times in a row and then will cough like a demon. I told our vet that it sounds
like a smoker’s hack but I haven’t let Consuelo smoke for years now. I got a look. Update: Consuelo is on antibiotics for a week and her other
tests, including a Senior Wellness check because she’s 13 now, all came back
good news. It just that pesky smoker’s cough. |
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Georgia GOP Representative Buddy Carter has announced new
legislation to bolster The Felon’s efforts to take over Greenland, which he wants
to rename “Red, White and Blueland.” The GOP is really that dumb. |
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Speaking of Dumb Republicans, howsabout those MAGAts who say
they voted for The Felon because he was going to eliminate wasteful government
spending and then charged We The People $15,000,000 so he could go to a
football game and leave at halftime? |
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Tobias Reuter has been the face, and body, of campaigns for renowned brands like Armani, Dior, Dior, D&G, Swarovski, YSL, and more but … Would You Hit It.  |
