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After hinting about it for a few months, actress Uma Thurman finally gave a detailed account of her encounters with pervert Harvey Weinstein.

Thurman says their relationship started off professional, but that changed on the set of “Pulp Fiction,” when Weinstein suggested they meet in his hotel room and he wore just his usual bathrobe. Thurman admits she wasn’t initially alarmed by what Weinstein was wearing, but she began to question his intentions when he led her down a hallway to a steam room:

“I was standing there in my full black leather [Pulp Fiction] outfit — boots, pants, jacket. And it was so hot and I said, ‘This is ridiculous, what are you doing?’ And he was getting very flustered and mad and he jumped up and ran out.”

And that wasn’t her only interaction with the sexual predator; that incident led to another encounter in London that she described as “such a bat to the head”:

“He pushed me down. He tried to shove himself on me. He tried to expose himself. He did all kinds of unpleasant things, but he didn’t actually put his back into it and force me. I was doing anything I could to get the train back on the track. My track. Not his track.”

The next day Weinstein’s assistants arranged for Thurman to meet with him again and she claims he threatened her by saying, “if you do what you did to me to other people, you will lose your career, your reputation and your family, I promise you.”

Weinstein is now saying that he did make a pass at Thurman—dressing in a robe and trying to lure her into a steam room—because he’d “misread” her signals.

Okay, but what about the second time, pervert?

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Real Housewives of New York ‘star’ Ramona Singer apparently asked her assistant to bill Bravo for some of her more high-end clothing purchases and would then have the woman return the clothes and give her the refund.

According to a Manhattan lawsuit, Singer “asked [Lisa] Taubes to purchase designer clothes for the filming of Ms. Singer’s show and instructed plaintiff to submit receipts to Bravo cable Network for reimbursement” and “then asked Ms. Taubes to return the clothes for refund.” The suit also claims Singer instructed Taubes to “submit fake receipts for reimbursement on clothes that she already owned and demanded plaintiff carry out these tasks.”

The lawsuit did not say how much money in total Singer made from the alleged scam and, as of now, Singer ain’t talking. But apparently this mess occurred because Singer refused to pay her assistant, who then took the story public.

The allegations against Singer were made by an agency called T360, which provided her with an assistant. Singer initially agreed to pay $4,000 a month for up to 20 hours of assistant time, yet Singer allegedly demanded Taubes work more than 40 hours a week without extra compensation, in violation of their contract. Taubes was also forced to walk Singer’s dog— “outside the scope of the agreement”—and was expected to be on call 24/7 to meet the TV personality’s demands.

The suit seeks more than $150,000 in damages and claims that Singer “humiliated” the woman by firing her in the lobby of her building, and then then trying to force her into signing a non-disclosure agreement and when Taubes refused, Singer ALLEGEDLY pushed her.

Ramona Singer, for her part, is playing dumb, saying:

“I have no knowledge of any lawsuit. Her company did some work for my company. The relationship ended, and her company was paid in full for their services.”

Bravo is also not talking.

Huh, maybe Ramona can go to jail for stealing from Bravo and share a cell with her ‘co-star’ LuAnn Drunken de Lesseps.

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Lotsa folks overdo it on Super Bowl Sunday between the food and the cheering and, apparently, the booze.

Amirite Kevin Hart? Hart, a native of Philadelphia, was beyond excited that the Philadelphia Eagles beat the New England Patriots and so when the Eagles took to the stage to receive the Vince Lombardi trophy, Lil Kev tried to worm his way onstage! But he was dee-nied by a hulking security guard. The clip went viral and Twitter had a field day, as you’d expect.

Hart also crashed an interview by Game Day Prime with Eagles defensive lineman Fletcher Cox to say:

“I’ve been drinking. Philadelphia’s a great city. I thought, I hope this is an example of what we can do. We gave a f–k…ooh. I’m out.” 

He dropped the mic and staggered away.

Now, once you’ve made a fool of yourself dropping an f-bomb on TV or trying to take the stage with the Super Bowl champions, what else can you do? If you’re Lil Kev, you go on Instagram, still obviously drunk, to explain your being drunk:

“To all the kids out there, I just want to say, ‘Don’t drink.’ You know when alcohol is in your system you do dumb stuff. One of the top two stupidest things I’ve ever done, but who cares. The Eagles won the Super Bowl. Yeah I’m still a little tipsy—the world can kiss my ass.” 

Wow, just shows you tiny little egos can’t hold their booze and then they make fools of themselves on national TV.

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Last Summer rumor’s swirled that youngest Kardastrophe Klan member Kylie was pregnant after having gone on one date with Travis Scott. Kylie, for once, kept her mouth shut, and stayed outta sight, but now we know it’s true because there’s a new Kardastrophe spawn that she’s named Stormi.

Kris Jenner must be livid that it’s not a ‘K’ name because there goes a huge chance to brand that child.

But Stormi …where have I heard that name lately? Oh yeah, Stormy Daniels, the Fat Bastard’s porn star mistress. Kylie named her daughter after a porn star who’s been in the news for weeks.

No surprise, though, since her older sister Kim made a name for herself in porn. That’s how That Family rolls.

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Last week, Scott Baio’s Charles in Charge co-star Nicole Eggert accused him on Twitter of molesting her from the ages of 14 to 17 when he was 26. Baio clapped back on Facebook Live, fully denying the allegations, and accused her of seducing him when she turned 18.

Eggert took her tale to Megyn Kelly Today while Baio took his to Good Morning America.  

The first time Eggert brought forth these allegation, years ago, Baio told her to take it to the police; this week she did.

Eggert and her lawyer, Lisa Bloom, along with her former Charles In Charge co-star, Alexander Polinsky, met with detectives from LAPD’s Sexual Assault Section. Eggert spent two hours with detectives, talking about what Baio ALLEGEDLY did to her when she was 14, 15, and 16.

Polinsky was present to back up Eggert’s allegations, and Lisa Bloom came with a list of witnesses who claim to have seen Scott acting inappropriate around Nicole. Since the abuse ALLEGEDLY took place between 1986 and 1990, there’s a chance the statute of limitations has run out, but police are still ALLEGEDLY launching an investigation and are asking

“We’ve been demanding since last year that Nicole Eggert bring her story to the authorities. It’s good that she finally has, even if it’s part of a publicity campaign. Perhaps she can explain to them her ever-changing story.”

The good news is that Baio must put his version of the story on record, the bad news is that police will have to listen to a sanctimonious prick like Scott Baio, and maybe even his wife, who’s a bigger dick than her husband.

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The British royal wedding is still some two months away, and the invitation are heading out but it appears there’s room for only one Ginger Royal during the ceremony and former Ginger Duchess Sarah Ferguson is not that Ginger.

Rumor has it that Hot Prince Ginger Harry doesn’t exactly trust that Fergie 1.0 will keep her mouth shut and so he’s ALLEGEDLY not asking her to attend which should make things awkward at Fergie 1.0’s daughter Princess Eugenie’s fall wedding because Hot Prince Ginger Harry is invited to that soiree.

But is it Harry who banned Fergie? Maybe not; some are saying Harry’s dad and grandpa, Prince Charles and Prince Philip, are the ones who don’t want Fergie at the wedding because they feel she’s tarnished the royal family’s image with her antics, like trying to sell access to her ex-husband Prince Andrew for $750,000 or like marrying Andrew while still carrying on an affair with Camilla Parker Bowles … oh wait, that Prince Hypocrite Chuck. And, if you remember, Fergie didn’t go to Prince William and Duchess Kate’s wedding in 2011 because :::ahem::: she wasn’t invited.

But Harry may have the last word; he says he wants Fergie there and so Fergie will be there …in the seat not saved for Donald _____, I hope.

And, failing that, I’m sure Prince Andrew got an invitation for a Plus-One so there’s always that way in, too.

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Lastly, we talked Kylie Jenner’s new porn star baby, and yet we still have another Kardastrophe spawn in the wings because Khloe is also pregnant. She still has a few months to go, if her Instagram is truthful, because she tagged that photo with the note “29 weeks.”

Seeing that photo, and knowing what Khloe Kardastrophe really looks like, got me wondering if she was carrying the baby really high … like in her lips.

I mean, if you want to change your appearance because you’re unhappy with it, go ahead, but when you change it so drastically that you go from looking like yourself to looking like a $29.99 blow-up doll version of yourself, I wonder …

New Khloe is on the left …as if you needed my help … while Old Khloe is to the right.

Just sayin’.

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Melania isn’t your Obama’s FLOTUS.

She’s a third wife, a wife who’s been cheated on by her husband with at least one porn star, a wife who just isn’t that into her job as First Lady, or her anti-bullying campaign, or, seemingly, anything. I mean, remember the story of the Melania body double? Google it …

But this is about Melania making herself scarce since the Stormy Daniels story broke. This is about her disappearing act in recent days …

First, she canceled a trip abroad with the Fat Bastard that was scheduled around their wedding anniversary.

She made an unscheduled visit to the Holocaust Memorial Museum.

She flew to Mar-a-Lago, alone, for a spa day … that cost you and me $64,600.

She skipped out on a fundraiser, disappointing many guests who had been told FLOTUS would be there; to be fair, Melania did show up, but left before the guests arrived. And there was a giant portrait of the Invisible First Lady up for auction, though it didn’t sell.

But she did show up at the SOTU though she refused to stand while her BLOTUS preached about faith and family values.

Like I said, she ain’t your Obama’s FLOTUS.

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Gosh, I loathe Beyoncé and Jay-Z.

I mean, they keep their lives private when people think she’s faking a pregnancy, but then they try to trademark their child’s name for the coins.

They refuse to discuss the rumors that he cheats on her, or she cheats on him, and then she releases an album of how it felt to be cheated on, so she can make some coins.

Then he releases an album in response to her album, so you sheep can throw more coins in their bank account.

Everything is about the coins; remember this, in the remix for his song “Diamonds From Sierra Leone” Jay-Z said:

“I’m not a businessman, I’m a BUSINESS, MAN!”

It’s all about the coins to them and they will sell their souls, and their children’s souls, and their private lives, for a little jingle.

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Here’s another one of those stories of a Hollywood male star being accused of sexual harassment: Fred “Wonder Years” Savage.

Yup. And apparently just the mere thought of that story coming out back in 1993 caused The Wonder Years to get the axe.

In an LA Times article from 1993, Monique long, a former costume designer, accused Fred Savage and his TV brother Jason Hervey of physical and verbal abuse. Eventually the suit was settled out of court by ABC but then the show was canceled. And now, twenty-five years later, Savage’s TV mom, Alley Mills, says it was true that the allegations caused the show to be killed, though she does not believe the rumors to be true:

“So I just thought [the lawsuit] was a big joke and it was going to blow over. It’s a little bit like what’s happening now—some innocent people can get caught up in this stuff; it’s very tricky. It was so not true. It was my dresser, and I don’t care if she’s listening—I probably shouldn’t be telling this, but I don’t care because it was so long ago and it’s gotta be over now.”

Mills claims that she “wasn’t allowed to talk” back then about the lawsuit, or the settlement by ABC.

“That was incorrigible that the network did that; they should never have paid her off. They wanted to avoid a scandal or something, but it made them look guilty. You know, you don’t pay someone off when there was no crime, you just fire the girl.”

And what about the accuser, Monique Long? Well, she says this:

“What I will say at this time is, that back then, claiming sexual harassment was NOT popular nor acceptable in Hollywood. Now all these years later the truth about the dark side of Hollywood and the rampant prevalence of sexual harassment in the industry is out. It’s an issue of power and control and continues to be! People can say what they want, but the truth has always been public record in the complaint and all the documents and depositions filed with the courts. If anyone wants the truth of what happened they can read it there. To this day I stand by the truth in those documents. My only response to Ms. Mills’s slander is that it proves exactly why women in the industry are forced to remain silent about sexual harassment.”

Fred F**king Savage! Who knew …

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And speaking of former child stars behaving badly, what about Scott Baio; and I don’t mean his unflinching loyalty to a Fat Bastard adulterer and pussy grabber. Nope, Baio stands accused of molestation by his former Charles In Charge co-star, Nicole Eggert.

It all started on Twitter when Nicole responded to a Tweet from @tonyposnanski who made a joke about Scott not being able to accompany _____ to Switzerland, to which Nicole replied:

“Ask @scottbaio what happened in his garage at his house when I was a minor. Creep.”

The Tweet got loads of responses and Nicole replied to many, though she later deleted those Tweets, including one about Baio ALLEGEDLY molesting her from the age of 14 to 17. And, for his part, Baio also took to social media to video his response to Eggert’s claims:

“I’m going to knock down all these false claims against me. My reputation is being damaged. My family is being put through this and I’m done. I’m done. So, I’m going to walk you through this methodically and hopefully succinctly and please be patient because what I’m being accused of is horrible”

Alas, Baio’s explanation didn’t explain much; he says Eggert originally came forward with her allegations in 2012 and 2013 while promoting three reality TV shows, thought hose accusations eventually died down. Then, in the fall of 2017, Eggert and former Charles in Charge co-star Alexander Polinsky teamed up to bring those allegations out again and Baio’s legal team told them to call the police if they have acclaim.

Baio says he never molested Nicole when she was a minor and provided a sound bite from an interview she did back in 2013 where she claims she lost her virginity to Scott.  And he claims, as most predators do, that Eggert came onto him when she turned 18:

“Now, any normal, heterosexual, red-blooded, American guy… the outcome would have been the same, the same thing would have happened. She seduced me. She came in the house and started kissing me.”

Huh, a 30-somtheing year old man can’t keep an 18-year-old from kissing him?

Look, maybe he did and maybe he didn’t, but he’s a rabid _____ster and look what that Fat Bastard is into. Yeah, birds of a feather …

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Boy, Megyn Kelly is getting thirty. She started off by digging at Jane Fonda about her plastic surgery and then segued into a story about the reboot of Will & Grace where she asked a gay man in the audience if the show made him gay … because TV has that power. Then, recently, when Jane Fonda clapped back at her, Megyn Kelly trotted out that almost fifty-year-old story of Hanoi Jane.

Like I said, thirsty; but when your show is failing … so it comes as no surprise to learn that Kelly threw a Gold Medal Fit™ when NBC offered the job of anchoring this year’s Winter Olympics opening ceremony to Katie Couric.

Oops. Kelly might not be as Golden as she thought.

Rumor has it that Kelly insisted, when signing her $23 million-a-year contract with NBC last spring, that she could not be forced to do special events like the Winter Olympics, but once Matt The Perv Lauer—who usually handles such things—was ousted for being a dick, Kelly assumed she was next in line for the plum assignments. But NBC had other ideas, and brought back old standby, and Lauer cohort, at least on air, Couric.

After NBC gave the gig to Couric, Kelly started whining that she wanted the high-profile assignment and even went to [NBC News chairman Andrew Lack] but he didn’t care.

A source—and it may be Lauer, phoning it in from a Motel 6 in the Hamptons—says Lack, who signed Kelly to NBC and gave her the big coins, has finally realized that she’s “a diva” and that “she’s not going to be part of the NBC News … inner circle.”

Not so Golden, eh, Megyn. In fact, you’re not even bronze.

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I don’t care for Kim Kardastrophe, but I actually care even less for Wendy Williams, fond of making anti-transgender jokes.

So, when Williams threw some major shade at Kim Kardastrophe over the recent, very desperate, very thirsty, naked Instagram spree I did come down slightly more, slightly, on the Kardastrophe side because Wendy Williams is an ignorant hypocrite.

See, Williams said this on her show:

“Kanye makes money, Kim makes more, why are you still doing [nude photos]? It’s not even about the mother thing, forget the mother thing … It’s about, she doesn’t have to do that anymore.”

True, Kim Kardastrophe did make her name in homemade porn and so naturally Williams took her to task for that and for baring more skin on social media:

“We saw full boob … Sure she has a beautiful body, but so what?”

Williams then questioned Kardastrophe’s marriage to Kanye:

“Kim, it’s clear Kanye has nothing for you except dribble and dribble and evil conversation. It is clear that Kanye does not pay attention to you. It’s clear to me that you’re desperately trying to stay in the spotlight.”

Oh Wendy. Let she who has a perfect marriage cast the first stone. I mean, at least Kim’s husband didn’t buy a house to live in with his mistress.

How’s that working out for you?

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There is nothing like a thirty-five-year-old murder mystery coming back to life … as it were.

Case in point: the untimely, and unsolved, death of actress Natalie Wood.

In November 1981, Natalie Wood’s body was found floating in the water after she had gone missing from a yacht off the coast of Catalina Island. The story that was told is that she was drunk and fell into the water while trying to secure a dinghy that was knocking against the side of the yacht.

Wood’s death was originally ruled an accident, but in 2012 her cause of death was changed to “drowning and other undetermined factors,” and now Wood’s husband at the time Robert Wagner has been named a person of interest.

LA County Sheriff’s Department Lieutenant John Corina says Robert Wagner’s story changed several times and he believes Wagner is keeping something from the police:

“As we’ve investigated the case over the last six years, I think he’s more of a person of interest now. I mean, we know now that he was the last person to be with Natalie before she disappeared. I haven’t seen him tell the details that match all the other witnesses in this case. I think he’s constantly changed his story a little bit. And his version of events just don’t add up.”

Christopher Walken, who was on the boat that night, and rumored to have been having an affair with Wood, along with the yacht’s captain, Dennis Davern, have also changed their stories. They first said that they assumed Natalie took off in the dinghy in the middle of the night to go to shore, but Natalie’s sister Lana says Wood was afraid of drowning and would never have gotten into a small boat by herself at night.

Then, in a 2009 book co-written by Davern, he claimed to have heard Robert and Natalie fighting loudly in their cabin, and believes it turned violent since they were ALLEGEDLY drunk and high. Wagner, who thought Wood was cheating on him, was yelling at Natalie for talking too closely to Christopher Walken. Davern wrote that he heard Robert scream, “Get off my fucking boat.”

Fifteen minutes later, Wagner told Davern that Woods was missing. Davern wanted to call the coast guard, but Wagner ALLEGEDLY told him not to. Marilyn Wayne, who was on a nearby boat, has always maintained that she heard a woman screaming about drowning for 15 minutes straight, and she says she heard a man telling the women they were getting help. Davern has admitted to lying to the police that night, and said he now thinks Wagner had something to do with Natalie’s death.

Robert Wagner, for his part, wrote in his 2008 memoirs that he doesn’t exactly know what happened to Natalie. He said that he and Walken were fighting about her career, and he ended up smashing a bottle onto a table. Wagner believes Natalie either fell into the water while running away from the argument, or fell into the water while trying to secure the dinghy to the hull because it kept knocking against the boat.

Coroner officials added the change to Natalie’s death certificate in 2012 after looking at her autopsy report and added an addendum that the bruises on her body may have occurred before she went into the water. 

Walken, now 74, says he was asleep when Natalie went missing, but has talked to investigators, while Wagner, 87, has stayed silent ever since the case was reopened.

This is one of those cases that pops up every few years with ALLEFEDLY new evidence, but nothing ever happens.

Still, it is a mystery.

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