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As I’ve said before, Carlos and I love Jeopardy and watch it
most nights, playing along. But the other night we got stumped by the final
Jeopardy question: “Missionary William Ellis reported in 1825 that ‘his bones were preserved and considered sacred’ by the people of Hawaii.” I said:
And both were wrong; it was Captain Cook, leading Carlos to
say:
I thought that was best. |
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This Tuxedo Says is from May 2021 … "Tuxedo doesn’t wanna tell y’all how to vote, but he does think you’ve been getting it wrong for years." And while he’d never tell you how to vote, he would
demand that you, ahem, CAST A GODDAMNED VOTE!! |
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Texas Governor Hot Wheels followed Florida Governor Gogo
Boots' lead by demanding that all rainbow Pride crosswalks be painted over
because he Hates The Gays. So, in a statement of support for the LGBTQ community, Oak
Lawn United Methodist Church in Dallas decided to paint their front steps
leading to the church in rainbow colors. Senior Pastor Reverend Rachel
Griffin-Allison called it a demonstration of faith and
inclusivity, conveying that every person is created in God’s image and deserves
dignity and belonging. The church sees this not as a political stance, but as a commitment to love and support marginalized communities. It's a sign of Resistance, too. |
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Many in The Cult have begun ranting that Obama built a
basketball for anywhere between $200M and $376M court while president and
that’s no different than Cankles erecting The Jeffrey E[stein Ballroom. But here’s the deal, you neanderthals … no offense to actual
neanderthals … Obama converted an existing outdoor tennis court into a
basketball court by painting new lines and installing a couple of hoops and it
cost nowhere near the hundreds of millions y’all claim. He didn’t fucking bulldoze a house. |
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We had a small glitch with the kitchen this week. A cabinet
felt off-center and there were some panels that weren’t the right ones, so I
called the company and their contractor and designer came out to talk it over.
Luckily, our contractor was here—he’s doing tiles work and installing new
lighting—so we all were able to talk it out and get the problems solved … but
not the problem of my mouth … so when their contractor asked if one line on the wall was straight and Craig,
our contractor, said there were no straight walls in any house he’s ever worked
in, and I said: “There’s nothing straight at all about this house.” The designer, Carlos and I chuckled; the contractors didn’t
get the joke. But as they were leaving the designer joked about not having a
negative review on Facebook from me, and I said: “I would never leave a bad review on Facebook. I’d just firebomb the office and torch the business to the ground.” She laughed; I didn’t … for a couple of moments! |
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Gabriel Burger is a Brazilian model based in São Paulo—which we know makes him one of Maddie’s favorites—but Would You Hit It?  |
