Ain't That America XIV ... All Good Bits

So, we’ve had weeks and weeks of fascism and pedophiles, of ICEstapo raids and COVIDIOTS … so I figured I’d focus on some good news, some resistance, some people taking stands against the Regime …

The Regime is going after anti-Felon politicians—like a governor on the Federal Reserve Board, a Democratic US senator and a Democrat state attorney general—who got lower mortgage rates by claiming more than one primary residence on their loan papers. But he’s said not one word about the three members of his Junk Drawer who call multiple homes their primary residences on mortgages, like Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer and Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy and Environmental Protection Agency administrator Lee Zeldin.

Huh, it smells like hypocrisy.

In an effort to ensure more New Yorkers can get the latest Covid vaccines, Democrat Governor Kathy Hochul is planning to sign an executive order that would authorize pharmacists to provide the shot to almost anyone who wants it.

Saving lives while, once again, The Felon’s Regime does the exact opposite.

Also, Colorado’s top health official issued an order allowing pharmacists to provide COVID-19 vaccines without a prescription allowing anyone 6 months or older to receive the updated COVID-19 vaccines at a pharmacy.

Again, Blue states work to save people’s lives.

More than 1,000 current and former employees of the Department of Health and Human Services are demanding that Not-A-Doctor-But-A-Heroin-Addict Robert F. Kennedy Jr. resign, following his ousting of the director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and other actions they say are “compromising the health of the nation”: 

“Should he decline to resign, we call upon the President and U.S. Congress to appoint a new Secretary of Health and Human Services, one whose qualifications and experience ensure that health policy is informed by independent and unbiased peer-reviewed science. We expect those in leadership to act when the health of Americans is at stake.”

But Cankles and Brainworm don’t seem to care about the health of Americans.

A three-judge panel of the 5th US Circuit Court of Appeals, one of the most conservative federal appeals courts in the country, has ruled that The Felon cannot use an 18th-century wartime law to speed the deportations of people his administration accuses of membership in a Venezuelan gang. 

Immigrant rights lawyers and lower court judges had argued the Alien Enemies Act of 1798 was not intended to be used against gangs like Tren de Aragua, the Venezuelan group Cankles targeted in his March invocation.

U.S. District Judge Allison Burroughs has invalidated The Regime’s freeze of $2.2 billion worth of federal grants to Harvard University after Harvard and employee groups sued, agreeing it ran afoul of constitutional free speech protections and federal law.

A new bruise has appeared on President Cankle’s left hand, adding to the one he’s had on his right hand for months, amid mounting questions about his health.

It's all pus and bile in there are he rots from the inside out.

Hundreds of people marched along Washington Avenue in Miami to protest Florida’s order to remove rainbow-painted crosswalks. The demonstration, called the “Forever Proud March,” was organized by Miami Beach Commissioner Alex Fernandez and the Greater Miami LGBT Chamber of Commerce.

Miami-Dade Mayor Daniella Levine Cava, who was at the protest, said the state’s directive was arbitrary and harmful, arguing that the designs make intersections safer for people and serve as symbols of inclusion and memorials to those in the LGBTQ+ community murdered at Pulse nightclub.

A federal judge has blocked the Regime from conducting fast-track deportations of people detained far from the southern border, removing, for now, one of the cornerstones of President Cankle’s campaign to conduct mass deportations.

Such quick deportations, known as expedited removal, have been conducted for decades, but they were concentrated among people arrested at or near the southern border. The Regime sought to expand the practice nationwide, to hasten the removal of people arrested deep inside the country.

Iowa GOP Senator Joni “We’re all gonna die” says she won’t seek reelection in 2026. And several Iowa Democrats have already jumped into the race, including state Senator Zach Wahls, state Representative Josh Turek, and Des Moines School Board chairperson Jackie Norris.

Bye Felicia.

Alabama GOP Representative Barry Moore exited a town hall in his home district through the back door last week after facing relentless heckling. He ran out, tail between his legs, after responding to a question on the Regime’s mass deportation efforts.

Moore was repeatedly mocked and laughed at, grilled and interrupted as he tried to respond to people’s questions that stemmed from their frustration over Medicaid cuts, rural hospitals, tariffs, immigration, abortion and the deployment of the National Guard in Washington, D.C.

The Resistance at work.

Portugal President Marcelo Rebelo de Sousa says President Cankles “is, objectively, a Soviet or Russian asset. He operates as an asset … the new American leadership has strategically benefited the Russian Federation.”

The US is failing and falling thanks to the fascist.

Federal prosecutors were unable to secure a felony assault indictment against Sean Dunn, who threw a sammich at a federal agent on the streets of Washington this month.

The remarkable failure by the U.S. attorney’s office in Washington DC, and one Judge Jeanine “Box Wine” Pirro, was the second time in recent days that it was unable to persuade grand jurors to bring an indictment in this case. This is a sharp rebuke by ordinary citizens against the team of prosecutors who are dealing with the fallout from The Regime’s move to send National Guard troops and federal agents into the city on patrol.

The Resistance is real.

The California Supreme Court denied Republicans’ petition asking the court to stop state officials from putting a redistricting measure on the ballot – the second GOP challenge to the state’s redistricting it’s thrown out in one week. The decision appears to smooth the way for the measure to appear on the ballot in November.

Fighting fire with fire.

A grand jury declined for a third time to indict Sidney Lori Reid, a Washington DC woman accused of assaulting an FBI agent during an inmate swap with ICE in another loss federal prosecutors and US Attorney Jeanine “Box Wine” Pirro’s office.

Grand juries decline to indict, known as a “no true bill,” in only a small fraction of federal cases so this is another case of We The People standing up the fascism.

US District Judge Thomas Cullen, who normally sits in Virginia but was assigned the case because the Maryland judges could not participate, dismissed an unusual Regime lawsuit against every federal judge in Maryland over a standing order that limits the government’s ability to quickly deport immigrants.

At issue was a standing order issued by Chief Judge George Russell on May 21 and updated a week later that described how federal judges in Maryland should handle cases involving immigrants facing an imminent risk of deportation. The order imposes a temporary stay of deportation for two business days while a case is considered.

Illinois Democrat Governor JB Pritzker:

“To the members of the press who are assembled here today and listening across the country, I am asking for your courage to tell it like it is. This is not a time to pretend here that there are two sides to this story.”

The media is complicit in the Regime’s plot to destroy America.

Judge Paula Xinis, who has been dealing with Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s case for nearly five months plans to “move as fast as is just” in considering his petition and has asked his lawyers and DOJ prosecutors to propose a schedule for briefings and a hearing to consider questions such as whether Abrego Garcia should be allowed to be deported to a country of his choice and whether he might face danger if sent to Uganda.

In the meantime, she ruled that the government was barred from re-expelling Abrego Garcia, now being held in an ICE facility in Virginia, but given that Pammy Jo Bondi has a long history of flouting her orders, the judge made sure they understood her:

“Your clients [referring to administration officials] are absolutely forbidden at this juncture to remove Mr. Abrego Garcia from the continental United States.”

Snap.

A Utah district judge has ruled that the state must redraw its congressional districts because the state’s GOP-controlled Legislature erred when it overruled a ballot measure passed by voters that sought to rein in partisan gerrymandering. The ruling adds yet another wrinkle to the national battle for control of Congress next year and how the congressional map is evolving ahead of the 2026 midterm elections.

All four of Utah’s current US House reps are Republicans.

Florida GOP Representative Anna Paulina Luna-tic thinks Cankles deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for securing “some of the largest tax cuts in history” for billionaires and for “continuing to broker world peace.”

Okay, Crazy, but then you also said that Cankle’s Slovenian Hooker Wife “might also have a nomination” because “she’s been very instrumental in discussions with Russia. And also, too, I think that she’s going to be a key reason why we’re able to broker peace with Ukraine.”

Dear Goddess, this is stupid even for Flori-duh.

Texas state troopers are following follow Democratic lawmakers’ every move to ensure they vote on redistricting and so one lawmaker, Democrat Representative Venton Jones, one of the few out lawmakers in the state, met with fellow Democratic state Representative Terry Meza at the Rose Room … a gay bar in Dallas’ Oak Lawn.

That’s how it’s done.

As The Regime tells conflicting lies about the severity of crime in Washington, emerging stories show that federal law enforcement in the city is wasting its time on minor violations to justify the administration’s falsehoods. White House Press Secretary KKKarolying Leavitt says that FBI data released in January showing a drop in crime is inaccurate.

Leavitt’s statement also deceptively argues that The Regime deserves credit for the drop in crime—statistics show crime in DC at a 30-year-low—reflect data collected in 2024 … when Joe Biden was president.

Now the National Guard is in DC picking up trash, laying down mulch, and stopping “violent” criminals who aren’t wearing seatbelts or have broken taillights.

The Department of Homeland Security, under DogKiller and Cosplay Actor, KKKristi Noem, blindsided Argentina by unexpectedly pausing a visa-waiver agreement as officials from Buenos Aires were already en route to Washington DC to sign the deal. The snub was the result of a lack of communication and organization by KKKristi, more proof that she is woefully inept at her job.

There you have it, some resistance, some court rulings, some lunacy calling itself GOP and now you know what needs to be done …

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These Bitches ...

Well, today we have a Trifecta of Bitches. I was planning on posting about Joni ‘Let Them Eat Cake or Just Let Them Die’ Ernst and then it struck me there were others in the GOP who held Town Halls and were raked over the coals for their blind support of The Fascist Felon and his agenda, so let’s dish …

An awkward moment came at a town hall meeting on Friday in Butler, Iowa when Iowa GOP Senator, and Bitch,  Joni Ernst, defended the spending reforms in a House-passed budget reconciliation package that are intended to stop people who crossed into the country illegally from receiving federal benefits.

First, undocumented immigrants are generally not eligible for full Medicaid benefits but may be eligible for emergency Medicaid or Medicaid for labor and delivery services, so quit acting like they get free healthcare for life because that’s you.. 

Someone in the crowd tried to talk over Ernst, interrupting her answer about changes to Medicaid and SNAP, yelling out that people are “going to die” because of the reforms and Joni Ernst answered:

“Well, we’re all going to die.”

Yes, Joni, that’s true, but you, with your healthcare and pension for life paid for by WE THE PEOPLE will die after receiving full medical care, possibly surrounded by your loved ones while people who had their Medicaid stripped away will die alone and without care.

Um, how do I put this? Fuck you, you entitled Bitch.

PS The next day, Ernst doubled down on her vile speech with a sarcastic apology video filmed at a cemetery and posted to social media:

“I made an incorrect assumption that everyone in the auditorium understood that yes, we are all going to perish from this Earth. I'm really, really glad I did not have to bring up the subject of the tooth fairy as well, but for those that would like to see eternal and everlasting life, I encourage you to embrace my lord and savior, Jesus Christ.”

Your Lord and Savior is wondering why you hate immigrants and why you’re a foul human being when speaking to the people for whom you work.

God is watching you Joni, and She is not happy.

Nebraska GOP Representative Mike Flood was booed relentlessly at his own town hall after he admitted to a roomful of constituents that he had simply not read some parts of The Felon’s budget plan.

“Can you please tell us why you voted to approve a budget bill ... which effectively prohibits federal courts from enforcing contempt orders … which would then allow current and future administrations to ignore those contempt orders by removing the enforcement capabilities?”

The question is in reference to a deeply biased provision that the GOP slipped in the budget bill to protect The Felon from being held accountable by court orders. Additionally, anyone seeking to file an injunction or restraining order—two things the courts have already levied against the regime numerous times—would be forced to put up a financial bond.

“I do not agree with that section that was added to that bill.”

“You voted for all of it!”

“This provision was unknown to me when I voted for the bill. I am not gonna hide the truth.… We must allow our federal courts to operate and issue injunctions.”

Yes, Mike Flood voted for a bill without reading the entire bill. This Bitch is for us and not doing his job but collecting a hefty check.

Constituents in Iowa's 2nd Congressional District met GOP Representative Ashley Hinson with boos, jeers and laughs during her town hall last week during her opening remarks:

"I think it's important to note that when we look at last year, when we look at the election, I think Americans overwhelmingly rejected the status quo for the country … The president is, I believe, fighting for you and fighting for me.”

"No!"

Hinson then said she was "proud" to vote for the sweeping Fascist budget bill and was met with major boos and jeers, forcing her to pause her speech.

“I’m here to clean up lots of the misinformation out there today."

The crowd laughed.

After a man accused this regime of "breaking laws by ignoring federal judge's orders" Hinson replied:

"Judges need to follow the law. I don't think this country needs another impeachment charade,"

The crowd responded by calling her a fraud.

This Bitch is the worst; she will listen to you, then say you’re wrong, that what you read and heard and saw isn’t true.

This Bitch needs to go, Iowa.

All These Bitches need to go.

I Didn't Say It

Asa Hutchinson, Arkansas GOP governor,, saying Thing #45 is bad for the party:

“Whenever we do not have the president in power from our party, you have divided leadership—you have many different voices. And [the twice-impeached, one-term loser] is dividing our party, and so it’s important that we not unite with someone who is dividing our party. I believe that we need to concentrate on more things that bring us together than to separate us, and going down and seeing former [the twice-impeached, one-term loser], to me, causes more division than anything else.”

How nice to see a Republican stand up against the GQP of today until you realize that Hutchinson is being term-limited out of office, so he’s no Liz Cheney, he just has nothing to lose so he’s pretending to have a spine.

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Tim Walz, Minnesota’s Democrat governor, daring MAGAts to get the vaccine:

“My message to folks is there’s a lot of good reasons to get vaccinated, but for some of them, you know, if you need another one, go get vaccinated so you’re alive to vote against me in the next election. I don’t care. I just want to get it done. It’s not assuming these people are hesitant, they’re ideologically opposed. It’s trying to understand where they’re at, what are the differences.”

I wonder how many MAGAts will do this. Oh hell, probably none, because they only follow the advice of the twice-impeached, one-term loser.

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Joni Ernst, Iowa Republican Senator, and the only woman in Senate Republicans’ elected leadership team, on the GQP efforts to oust Liz Cheney:

“I feel it’s OK to go ahead and express what you feel is right to express and, you know, cancel culture is cancel culture no matter how you look at it. Unfortunately, I think there are those that are trying to silence others in the party.”

Those? It’s practically the entire party, Joni, and you’re one of the ones who always sided with Thing #45, so don’t straddle the fence, dear. Stay on the wrong side where you’ve been all along.

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Paul Boyer, Arizona state GOP Senator, on his party’s continued audit of the 2020election:

“Looking back, I didn’t think it would be this ridiculous. It’s embarrassing to be a state senator at this point. It makes us look stupid.”

What was his breaking point? The search for bamboo ballots or the use of UV lights to find Thing #45’s secret watermarks?

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Adam Kinzinger, Illinois GOP Congressman,  comparing the Republican Party to the Titanic over the push to oust Liz Cheney from her leadership position:

“Right now, it's basically the Titanic. We're like, you know, in the middle of this slow sink. We have a band playing on the deck telling everybody it's fine. And meanwhile, as I've said, you know, [the twice-impeached, one-term loser’s] running around trying to find women's clothing and get on the first lifeboat. And I think there's a few of us that are just saying, ‘Guys, this is not good,’ not just for the future of the party, but this is not good for the future of this country. Liz Cheney is saying exactly what Kevin McCarthy said the day of the insurrection. She's just consistently been saying it. And a few weeks later, Kevin McCarthy changed to attacking other people.”

He added that the Republican Party needs to have “an internal look and a full accounting as to what led to Jan. 6.”

But they won’t do that because their Fearless Leader told them not to … from the golf course.

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Ken Buck, Republican Congressman from Colorado, saying Liz Cheney was  “cancelled” for expressing her opinions of Thing #45:

“Liz Cheney was cancelled today for speaking her mind and disagreeing with the narrative that [the twice-impeached, one-term loser] was putting forward.”

Buck’s support of Cheney is notable due to the fact that Buck is generally viewed as an ally to the former president.

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Liz Cheney, after being ousted from her Congressional leadership role for her refusal to believe the Big Lie:

“I will do everything I can to ensure that the former president never again gets anywhere near the Oval Office. The nation needs a party that is based upon fundamental principles of conservatism, and I am committed and dedicated to ensuring that that’s how this party goes forward, and I plan to lead the fight to do that.”

This is gonna get good.

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Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House, on GQPers trying to downplay the Capitol attack as normal:

“Really? Well, I don’t know a normal day around here where people are threatening to hang the vice president of the United States, or shoot the speaker, or disrupt and injure so many police officers. I don’t consider that normal. It was beyond denial, it fell into the range of sick.”

They’re so terrified of Thing #45 that they’ll lie without batting an eye.

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Michael Fanone, Washington DC police officer who was clubbed with a flagpole, repeatedly tased, and suffered a brain injury at the hands of insurrectionists:

“I’m not a politician. I’m not an elected official. I don’t expect anybody to give two shits about my opinions. But I will say this. Those are lies, and peddling that bullshit is an assault on every officer that fought to defend the Capitol. It’s disgraceful.”

It’s The Big Lie, Part II.

The election was stolen and nothing happened on January 6, 2021.

That’s the GOP as of today.

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