Showing posts with label Asshat Of The Week. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Asshat Of The Week. Show all posts

Monday, April 25, 2022

ISBL Asshat of the Week: Trevor Jacob

I loathe Trevor Jacob, and I might like him arrested.

It seems that last year, Jacob, a social media addict, asshat and daredevil YouTuber, posted a video of himself parachuting out of a plane that he claimed had malfunctioned, purposely abandoning the aircraft and allowing it to crash into the Los Padres National Forest in Southern California.

Fact is, Trevor Jacob jumped, and crashed that plane, for views on YouTube, and while he got some views, he also lost the right to ever fly again. The Federal Aviation Administration [FAA] says Jacob violated federal aviation regulations and operated his single-engine plane in a “careless or reckless manner so as to endanger the life or property of another.”

The agency immediately revoked Jacob’s private pilot certificate, effectively ending his permission to operate any aircraft.

I think he should be arrested. Sure, maybe he saw to it that the plane would crash in an uninhabited area, but what if there were hikers, what if the plane caught fire and started a massive wildfire.

All that for a few clicks on social media.

Asshat.


Wednesday, November 18, 2020

ISBL Asshat of the Week: "Dr." Scott Atlas

It was just last month that a group of whiny GOP snowflakes, spurred on by the rhetoric of an asshatted president, were arrested after plotting to kidnap Gretchen Whitmer, the Governor of Michigan, and try to overthrow the state government.

And this week we have White House coronavirus task force member Dr. Scott Atlas took to Twitter to criticize Michigan's new Covid-19 restrictions:

"The only way this stops is if people rise up. You get what you accept. #FreedomMatters #StepUp"

Rise up? After the attempt on the governor’s life, this fool has the balls to suggest the people of Michigan rise up because what, they might be ordered to wear a mask, or stay six feet apart, or endure a temporary lockdown, to save the lives of themselves or others? What the fuck kind of doctor is Atlas?

Whitmer, responded to Atlas' tweet by saying:

"We know that the White House likes to single us out here in Michigan, me out in particular. I'm not going to be bullied into not following reputable scientists and medical professionals."

Or lunatics who call for insurrection.

Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel was less politically correct, calling Atlas' comments “disappointing, irresponsible, and the reason why the United States finds itself in such desperate circumstances regarding COVID-19." And then she said:

"I look forward to a new federal administration that works cooperatively with our state government to protect Michigan residents. A patriot is one who protects America from its enemies, both foreign and domestic. COVID-19 is the enemy, not each other. Stop pitting Americans against each other and start supporting policies proven to effectively fight the virus."

And the last thing we need is another _____ wingnut trying to start a war, or endanger the lives of our elected officials … or each other.

Scott Atlas is a COVIDIOT and the ISBL Asshat of the week.

Monday, August 24, 2020

ISBL Asshat of the Week: Kenneth Gaughan


That’s Kenneth Gaughan up there; he’s kinda cute, right? And he’s gay. He’s also this week’s Asshat of the Week because he has proven that gay people are just like straight people—other than who we choose to love; we can be nice, we can be lying thieving pigs.

Kenneth Gaughan is the latter.

Gaughan is a former assistant superintendent and contracting liaison for the Catholic Archdiocese of Washington DC, and has been charged with fraudulently obtaining more than $2.1 million in funds for personal use from two federal COVID-19 relief programs. He obtained the money by submitting loan applications for more than a dozen non-existent companies through the U.S. Small Business Administration’s Paycheck Protection Program and the federal Economic Injury Disaster Loans program.

And did he start a small business? Save a small business? Invest in a small business? No, Kenneth Gaughan used the stolen pandemic funds to buy himself a $300,000 yacht, a $1.13 million townhouse in D.C., and a $46,000 luxury sports car.

In addition, because grifters gonna grift, in September 2018, Gaughan was also arrested and charged in a separate embezzlement scheme alleging that he stole nearly half-a-million dollars from the Catholic Archdiocese of Washington, D.C. from 2010 to 2018.He was indicted on those charges, but a US District Court judge dismissed them in December 2019 on grounds that the prosecution was incorrectly carried out in Maryland rather than D.C.

And a few months later he was stealing from programs to help out people affected by the pandemic.

There’s a special place in Hell for people like Kenneth Gaughan, and there are special places in prison for him, too; perhaps bent over a workout bench in the yard while his new boyfriend, Bubba from Cell Block D, shows him the, um , ropes.

Kenneth Gaughan. ISBL Asshat if the Week.

Monday, August 17, 2020

ISBL Asshat of the Week: Bob Good


Bob Good, a GOP House candidate in central Virginia and a proud graduate of Jerry Falwell‘s Liberty University, is your typical GOP candidate, running and fear and -LGBTQ hate in campaign materials sent to Republican leaders and to clergy. Of note, Good became the GOP nominee after incumbent GOP Denver Riggleman was discovered doing the most horrible thing a Republican can do, other than coming out of the closet: he officiated at a same-sex wedding. 

Clutch.My,Pearls.

Good is trying to scare Virginians into voting for him by lying about a new state law that went into effect on July 1 that prohibits discrimination based on sexual orientation and gender identity. Good’s new campaign terrorism says:
“What happens when a male member of your congregation goes on vacation and returns four weeks later as a female? What do your church bylaws state regarding a man dressed as a woman who attends a church function and expects to use the women’s restroom.”
Hey Bob, you fuckwit, the person dressed as a woman, using the woman’s bathroom, going by female pronouns, IS  a woman.

And you’re an asshat, stoking anti-LIBTQ+ hate and transphobia in your state. And if you’d paid attention to the numbers of trans women being murdered I n America, you’d shut your mouth before someone accuses you of being an accomplice to the crime.

Bob Good, the ISBL Asshat of the Week.

Monday, August 10, 2020

ISBL Asshat of the Week: Peter Navarro


White House trade adviser—and why he is suddenly _____’s expert on COVID  and hydroxychloroquine is beyond me—Peter  Navarro could be the ISBL Asshat of the Week almost every week because of the idiocy that dribbles from his lips, but last week he took it to a whole new level.

Appearing on CNN last week with Erin Burnett to talk about the merits of hydroxychloroquine—which has already been disproved by the FDA—Peter Navarro said this:
“All right. Let me say this to you, OK? I reach out to all your viewers. Scott Adams — you know Scott Adams, right? He’s the guy who wrote the Dilbert cartoon. He did a beautiful 10-minute video on Twitter, and the thesis of the video is that CNN might be killing thousands because of the way they’ve treated [hydroxychloroquine]. So, I would just ask, I’ll let Scott Adams’ video be my defense on this.”
Yes, a comic strip writer is his expert on a COVID-19 cure, but Burnett was not having it:
“Can I just say something? I find that to be offensive because he’s a comic strip writer. I just said that because I want to be clear. I just said Dr. Fauci, Dr. Brett Giroir, and Dr. Deborah Birx.”
And when Navarro continued to present hydroxychloroquine as the cure-all, Burnett remined him one more time:
“Peter, first of all, on a basic level, you’re an economist, not a scientist.”
And that’s when Navarro snapped and revealed the real reason is this drug’s pusher:
“Let me tell you why I got involved with this. I got involved with this because as a Defense Production Act coordinator I’m literally sitting on 63 million tablets, 63 million tablets, of hydroxychloroquine that would help possibly four million Americans stay alive. And so I’ve got that stake in the game.”
Yes, he’s pushing it because our government already bought and paid for tablets that we have since discovered don’t work.

We wasted money, we wasted lives. All because an economist wanted to play doctor, and, perhaps, I don’t know, I’m just guessing because this is the _____Administration, maybe he made some coins off the sale of 63 million tablets.

Peter Navarro. The ISBL Asshat of the Week.

Wednesday, July 29, 2020

ISBL Asshat of the Week: Will Dismukes

Down there in Alabama, the Democratic Party, and some in the GOP, are calling for state Representative Will Dismukes to step down after he posted on social media that he had a “great time” honoring Confederate Army General and Ku Klux Klan leader Nathan Bedford Forrest over the weekend.

The very weekend John Lewis was being honored for his decades of service and his fight for Civil Rights following his death last week.

Dismukes posted on Facebook that he had a “great time” celebrating a Klan Leader’s birthday and said he was honored to give the invocation for the festivities:
“Always a great time and some sure good enough eating!!”
Dismukes is a chaplain for the Prattville Dragoons, a chapter of the Sons of the Confederacy whose Mission Statement reads:
“To you, Sons of Confederate Veterans, we will commit the vindication of the cause for which we fought. To your strength will be given the defense of the Confederate soldier’s good name, the guardianship of his history, the emulation of his virtues, the perpetuation of those principles which he loved and which you love also, and those ideals which made him glorious and which you also cherish.”
Dismukes took the post down by Monday and said that the photo and posting “was in no way glorifying the Klan or disrespecting” John Lewis” who was being celebrated in Alabama over the weekend.

Huh; two celebrations you can attend in Alabama as a representative of the people. One is the celebration of the birthday of a Klan leader and the other is a memorial to the life of a Civil Rights activist.

And Dismukes chose to celebrate a racist which makes him the ISBL Asshat of the Week.

Wednesday, July 22, 2020

ISBL Asshat of the Week: Ted Yoho


This week House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer issued a stern condemnation of Flori-duh Congressman Ted Yoho after he got into a heated exchange in the Capitol with freshman Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez that allegedly ended with Yoho uttering the words:
“Fucking bitch.”
Hoyer, the Democrat Congressman from Maryland said:
“The comments related to me were despicable. Unacceptable. Mr. Yoho owes not only the Congresswoman an apology, but an apology on the floor of the House.”
And, as is the GOP way, Yoho’s office denies that he made the comment, saying something about how, after the confrontation with AOC, he walked off muttering his opinion of her policies:
“Bullshit.”
Funny, that’s what I say about Yoho’s explanation. Better still, is AOC’s Tweet response:
“I never spoke to Rep. Yoho before he decided to accost me on the steps of the nation’s Capital yesterday. Believe it or not, I usually get along fine [with] my GOP colleagues. We know how to check our legislative sparring at the committee door. But hey, “b*tches” get stuff done.”
According to the reporter from The Hill Yoho, after talking to AOC about unemployment and crime in New York City, told her she was “disgusting” and out of her mind.

Typical GOP man, afraid of a smart, opinionated woman in power.

Monday, June 29, 2020

ISBL Asshat of the Week: Guy Phillips

Guy Phillips, a city councilman in Scottsdale, Arizona, has apologized for being an ignorant asshat after yelling “I can’t breathe” before removing his mask during a speech at an anti-mask rally.

Yes, he did. I.Can’t.Breathe.

Guy Phillips, ignorant, perhaps racist, asshat, helped organize the “Unmask Us” protest after Scottsdale Mayor Jim Lane ordered residents to wear face coverings in public amid rising COVID-19 rates.

Arizona is having their worst numbers since the pandemic began, but by all means, Guy, use the last words of a man murdered by a police officer as your rallying cry. A cry he is now trying to apologize for:
“I did not mean any disrespect and there was no connection. I am sorry about a comment I made today that was the same comment Mr. Floyd had made. He didn’t deserve what happened to him and I by no means was trying to make light of it by saying I cant breathe in a mask. Please accept my sincerest apology and that goes out to anyone who became offended.”
You’d have to be living under an Ignorant Asshat Rock not to know that saying ‘I can’t breathe’ would conjure up images of George Floyd, and to suggest that your wearing a mask to help protect other people from catching a virus that has killed 125,000 Americans is anywhere near the same as George Floyd’s dying declaration is typical GOP cluelessness and asshattery.

PS Last in March, Guy Phillips apologized after sharing a Facebook post that said COVID-19 stands for “Chinese Originated Viral Infectious Disease.”

Racist then, racist now.

Guy Phillips; ISBL Asshat of the Week.

Wednesday, October 16, 2019

ISBL Asshat of the Week: Arizona Homophobe Doug Ducey


Arizona’s Republican governor, and asshat, Doug Ducey, says he is “against discrimination in all its forms” …except for The Gays; anti-LGBTQ+ discrimination is just fine with him because there are too many laws already.

Arizona already has laws on the books prohibiting discrimination based on things like race and gender and national origin and religion and there’s just no room on the books for new laws to protect Arizonans based on their sexual orientation and gender identity.

Of course, LGBTQ people aren’t protected in 28 other states either, but in Arizona it’s apparently because the governor doesn’t want any more laws, so LGBTQ people? Too bad.

Ducey was responding to that recent ruling by the Supreme Court of Arizona in which a couple of homophobes, Joanna Duka and Breanna Koski , sued the state to be allowed to discriminate against LGBTQ Americans—see my original post HERE—because, according to the court  every American has the right to “express their beliefs in public,” which “includes the right to create and sell words, paintings, and art that express a person’s sincere religious beliefs.”

Like invitations, cuz that’s what Duka and Koski sell. And Doug Ducey praised the ruling:
“The court was able to find a place where they could respect the First Amendment and religious freedom. And we’ll continue to be a state, because it was so narrowly decided, that doesn’t accept discrimination in these forums. I’m against discrimination in all its forms.”
And yet he refuses to add sexual orientation and gender identity to the list of protected classes in his state, so clearly, since he’s against discrimination, Ducey thinks LGBTQ people are less than human, led than other people. And that’s been made clear because Doug  Ducey has not only opposed marriage equality but he’s against domestic partnerships as well.

Much like a certain bigot in the White House, homophobe and asshat Doug Ducey packed the state supreme court with anti-LGBTQ+ conservatives after expanded the size of the court, allowing him to appoint justices that would further the same hate-filled agenda he has fought for most of his career.

He says Arizona has too many laws, but he clearly has no problem having laws allowing LGBTQ Arizonans who pay taxes, own businesses, serve in the military and contribute to our economy to be discriminated against.

Seriously, Arizona, you can do better than this, can’t you?

Doug Ducey, an old school gay hating homophobic family values Christian conservative who says he hates discrimination while praising it and doing it is our Asshat of the Week.

Wednesday, October 09, 2019

ISBL Asshat[s] of the Week: And It's a two-fer!


First up we have rabid _____ supporter, AKA goose-stepper, Wisconsin GOP Senator Ron Johnson, who learned directly from American ambassador Gordon Sondland that _____ was attempting to extort dirt on Joe Biden—his top Democratic opponent—by blackmailing the president of Ukraine in exchange for the release of $400 million in military aid.

Johnson says he confronted _____ on the quid pro quo allegations and _____ denied the facts, so Johnson didn’t pursue it any further.

Trouble is that Senator Johnson serves on the Committee on Foreign Relations, and so he has a fiduciary responsibility to investigate those allegations and chose not to because _____ swore he didn’t do it; Johnson is also the Chairman of the Committee on Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs, meaning it is literally his job to look into executive branch abuses of power, especially related to military aid to foreign countries.

Huh; and yet Johnson, who is a _____ lapdog did nothing.

Next up is House Republican Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy, who is now, laughably, demanding that Speaker Nancy Pelosi suspend the entire impeachment inquiry until she agrees to a massive list of ultimatums that would effectively give the GOP equal control over the process.

Yes, he wants the GOP in control of impeaching the very man they are terrified of crossing, so they goose-step along with everything he says, every crime he commits.

McCarthy is the same asshat who admitted that House Republicans wasted millions of taxpayer dollars on a two-year Benghazi investigation, with the express purpose of harming Hillary Clinton’s presidential election prospects, and now he demands to be given control over this?

Take a seat lapdog.

Monday, September 09, 2019

ISBLAsshat of the Week: Drew Brees


In the interests of fairness, y’all know I don’t follow The Volleyball, so I didn’t know from Drew Brees, the quarterback for the New Orleans Saints. But I do know one thing about him, he’s the ISBL Asshat of the Week, and here’s why …

Brees recently recorded a video for -LGBTQ group Focus on the Family. Focus on Family hates, among other things, same-sex marriage and adoption by gay couples; Focus on Family supports gay conversion therapy and believe transgender people are “mentally ill” and “suffer from a devastating condition.” Focus on the Family says anti-bullying groups in schools are promoting homosexuality. Focus on the Family says legislation prohibiting anti-LGBTQ workplace discrimination must be stopped and believes business owners have the right to discriminate against gay people based on religious beliefs.

Clearly, Focus on the Family hates The Gays; enter Drew Brees. In a video for Focus on the Family, Brees promotes “Bring Your Bible to School Day” which is set to be held on October 3, never mind the whole Separation of Church and State nonsense, I’m guessing. Brees has been involved with Focus on the Family for nearly ten years, and you’d think would be proud of that, but oddly enough, his video for “Bring Your Bible to School Day” was hidden from the group’s Facebook timeline shortly after it was published, though it can be seen on smaller church pages—where fewer people might watch—as well as the Focus on the Family YouTube channel.

Naturally, people who saw the video, and know about Focus on the Family’s hate-filled anti-LGBTQ rhetoric, took Brees to task for his support, and Brees is, trying, to fight back, even going on a social media rant to defend his indefensible actions:
“There’s been a lot of negativity spread about me in the LGBTQ community recently based upon an article that someone wrote with a very negative headline, that I think led people to believe that somehow I was aligned with an organization that was anti-LGBTQ and so on and so forth.”
Um, Drew? Honey? You filmed a video for Focus on the Family, which is a group that seeks to deny LGBTQ Americans rights, seeks to torture LGBTQ youth through conversion therapy, and thinks it should be legal to discriminate again LGBTRQ people because of God, so don’t act like this is a shock; you supported them by making that video and you’ve been affiliated with them for ten years. But then he goes on …
“I’d like to set the record straight. I live by two very simple Christian fundamentals—and that is Love the Lord with all your heart, mind and soul and love your neighbor as yourself. I think the first is very self-explanatory, the second one, Love Your Neighbor as Yourself, what does that mean? That means love all, respect all and accept all so that is actually how I live my life. That is what I try to do with my family, with my teammates, with the people in my community, with my friends – all people, no matter your race, your color, your religious preference, your sexual orientation, your political beliefs, it doesn’t matter.”
But again, Drew, you filmed a video for a Hate Group; why aren’t you commenting on Focus on the Family and their hate for the LGBTQ community? That certainly doesn’t look like “love all, respect all and accept all.” Brees continued:
“What I did, is I filmed a video recently that was encouraging kids to bring their Bibles to school for National Bring Your Bible to School Day. To be able to live out your faith with confidence and I even gave one of my favorite Bible verses. It was as simple as that, so I’m not sure why the negativity spread or why people tried to rope me into certain negativity. I do not support any groups that discriminate or that have their own agendas that are trying to promote inequality. So, hopefully that will set the record straight and we can all move on, because that’s not what I stand for. Have a great day.”
First off, Drew, what about the kids who don’t believe in the Bible? Or the kids who study the Torah or the Quran? Bibles don’t belong in schools unless it’s a religious school, and you trying to turn your support for Focus on Family into some innocuous little Bible video is the height of hypocrisy.

The KKK hates The Gays, but many in that group are people of faith; would you film a video for them? You have aligned yourself, for nearly a decade with an anti-LGBTQ hate group, and you cannot pick and choose what they stand for that you agree with; if you stand with a hate group, you stand for hate; if you film a video for a hate group, even one as ridiculous as Bring your Bible to School, then you look like you support hate.

And that’s not a good look, and that’s why you are the ISBL Asshat of the Week.

Wednesday, May 22, 2019

ISBL Asshat of the Week: Don Boys, and His Obsession with Homosex


Don Boys, a former member of the Indiana House and an ALLEGED evangelist who wrote a book entitled Muslim Invasion: The Fuse is Burning! and so is clearly a bigoted tool, is now going after Pete Buttigieg because, well, ignorance, hate and asshattery.

Boys  doesn’t believe Buttigieg would make a good president because, he says, gay men die young and so Pete Buttigieg will die while in office. Well, as an older gay man—I have a few years on Pete—I can say this is, um, bull shit?

Boys wrote a blog post—seriously, using blogging for hate—and spouted the usual homophobic crap about Buttigieg not really being married because :::gasp::: Chasten is a man …about the way the “leftist media” of promoting Buttigieg’s campaign because it’s “anti-biblical, anti-common sense, and anti-decency”; and adding—and this is rich—that he doesn’t “hate Pete or his lover or any other homosexual, but….”

Ah, and Don Boys has a very large ‘but’ …
“Since studies show that about half of homosexuals were seduced into perversion by age 14, I wonder if Pete would totally renounce and repudiate such a revolting practice. Just a simple disavowal with appropriate disgust thrown in will suffice.”
Of course, Don Boys, a perfect surname for a man seemingly all a’twitter at the idea of man sex, offers no proof of his statements, but, well, bigots are idiots who don’t understand facts, such as, if elected, Pete will die in office:
“All homosexuals are aware that their lifespan is about 20 years less than for normal people, so voters should know that a homosexual president may not live to finish his term.”
Again, Boys doesn’t cite a study that actually proves this shiz because, again, bigots and facts are like _____ and the truth, they do not coexist, but let’s say it is true. Gay men die twenty years earlier than straight men. If the male life expectancy in this country is 79, and Buttigieg is 37, he should die, according to Boys, at 59, well after serving his eight years in office.

But, as men like Boys who are obsessed with The Gays, and especially the gay sex, Boys goes in for the final dig, about gay men being infected with all sorts of heinous sexually transmitted diseases:
“70% of homosexuals admit to having at least one STD, plus they are infected with other contagious diseases such as tuberculosis, pneumonia, etc. About 20% of homosexual men are infected with HIV and about half of them do not know it.”
The American Sexual Health Association—whom I will believe over asshat Don Boys—says that one in two sexually active adults, gay and straight, will have an STI by the time they are 25 years old, and presumably that number gets higher as people get older and have more experiences.

But Boys was just getting started on the idea of a homosexual president …
“Studies show that almost all homosexuals practice oral sex and about half ingest semen which is as dangerous as ingesting raw blood exposing them to hepatitis A and B, gonorrhea, and HIV. Moreover, about 90% of homosexuals practice rectal sex and two-thirds do so on a regular basis. Furthermore, 17% of homosexuals admit to rubbing or ingesting the feces of homosexual partners. Will Pete admit that too is too ‘gay’?
About 23% of ‘gays’ (according to the largest study ever conducted) participate in golden showers where they urinate on each other, splash each other with urine or drink urine. Now, it is a person’s own business if he has a taste for urine, but we have a right to know what Pete thinks about that. Is he ‘that gay’?
Will Pete repudiate the 41% of ‘gays’” who practice fisting where one rams his fist into the rectum of his partner? Or, at times, they use carrots, bottles, flashlights, (even gerbils!) or other objects often requiring a trip to the hospital for removal. Surely, Pete will repudiate that.
Will Pete repudiate the 90% of ‘gays’ who practice rimming which is so disgusting that I won’t continue to explain it? In doing research for my book, AIDS: Silent Killer!, the owner of a chain of homosexual bathhouses told me that often the same man is ‘rimmed’ 20 times in a single night. Will Pete repudiate such a disgusting practice?”
For a conservative, ALLEGEDLY Bible loving Christian, Boys seems to be all up in the gay sex and who does what, and how many times a night they do it. But, you know, he’s only doing this to save America from a gay President …
“Don’t voters have a right, even an obligation, to know a candidate’s health status since the candidate’s health is always an issue? Is a homosexual candidate an exception? If so, why?”
Um, what about _____’s health, Don? You don’t seem worried about an ALLEGEDLY Adderall-addicted, fast-food-gorging, adulterous,pussy grabbing, bloated gasbag’s health. And Boys doesn’t seem to have an issue with _____ and his own ALLEGED Golden Shower experience.

But this, though, is what kills me, it’s 20-fucking-19 and we are still hearing this bull about The Gays and AIDS and The Gays and perversions, from these so-called men of God who speak from their asses without the need for facts. Men like Boys who seem to think that tossing out a number and calling it a statistic makes it so.

Well, here’s a statistic for you, Don Boys, nearly 100% of all so-called Christian men, evangelicals, conservatives and rightwingnuts who spend so much of their time consumed with what gay men are, or are not, doing, and the describing it gleefully in graphic detail, are also probably spending their off-hours in airport men’s rooms toe-tapping their way to their next trick.

Fuck off, asshat.

Wednesday, November 28, 2018

ISBL Asshat of the Week: Republican Charles ‘Racist’ Younger


Just when you thought Mississippi couldn’t offer up a more racist candidate for public office than Cindy Hyde-Smith—and sadly, the racist won last night in Mississippi—I offer up Republican state senator Charles Younger, who decided to support #RacistCindy.

In response to the backlash Hyde-Smith received by saying she’d sit in the front row of a public hanging, Younger said such public hangings were a "style" of execution and believes that is hanging was still legal, it would deter a lot of crimes today.

Clearly, the idea of a public hanging doesn’t deter ignorant asshats from pulling the corn cob pipe outta their mouths and raising the Confederate flag and acting the fool.
"It wasn’t 'lynching. It was a public hanging where it had to pass through the courts and it wasn’t a color or a race issue. It was just a means of punishment."—Charles Younger
Younger then tried to turn the table against Democrats and failed miserably. While he admitted that Hyde-Smith "said something out of jest that wasn’t the most politically correct thing to say” he added that most Democrats would vote to execute the young man that killed the nine black people in the church in South Carolina.”

Um, Charlie Bob Ray Billy, that isn’t the point, you asshat; it isn’t about executing someone guilty of mass murder, it’s about an elected official gleefully sitting in the front row of a public ganging.

It is of note to remind folks that both Cindy Hyde-Smith and Charles Younger attended "segregation academies," schools designed to avoid allowing Black people to attend.

Racists stick together like feces to toilet tissue.

Wednesday, June 06, 2018

ISBL Asshat of the Week: Fox News at Night with Shannon Bream

Yesterday, after ____ falsely implied that players of the Philadelphia Eagles protested during the national anthem by taking a knee, Fox News aired a segment that furthered the lie.

It all began after _____ uninvited the team, who weren’t coming anyway, to the White House, and then Tweeted this:
“Staying in the Locker Room for the playing of our National Anthem is as disrespectful to our country as kneeling.”
And that’s when the Lie Machina at Fox News went into overdrive, and when Fox News at Night with Shannon Bream aired a story showing the Eagles kneeling, except …

It was a pregame prayer, and not a protest of social injustice to Black Americans, as we learned in the nanosecond that it took Philadelphia tight end Zach Ertz to explain that to the “news” outlet:
“This can’t be serious ... Praying before games with my teammates, well before the anthem, is being used for your propaganda?! Just sad, I feel like you guys should have to be better than this...”
Sadly, they aren’t better than that.

In fact, it has been proven that no player on the Eagles took a knee during the national anthem during the entirte2017 regular season, post season or Super Bowl.

But, hey, what’s a lie when you’re trying to push a hate-filled nationalistic agenda by the Racist-in-Chief?


Monday, January 15, 2018

ISBL Asshat of the Week: Republican, and Racist Supporter, Jim Rennaci

Jim Renacci, a Republican Congressman from Ohio is trying to move on up to the Senate and clearly thinks the way to win is to stand by the Racist-In-chief over those recent “shithole” comments.

Appearing on Fox last week, Renacci said we should judge the Fat Bastard on “what he says” because, as Renacci said:
“Well, look, I’ve said all along, the president many times says what people are thinking.”
Renacci, a businessman, says he learned a long time ago that you must be careful what you say “because people pick everything up.” But he says that _____, also a businessman, hasn’t yet learned that lesson and that’s what makes him great.

What the fuck? Renacci watches what he says because he’s a businessman but _____, a businessman who says whatever he wants is great? The Mama Grizzly Bore™ would be green with envy over that Word Salad!
“It’s difficult, and I know it’s difficult for the president, because many times you want to say what you’re thinking, but in the end, I know a lot of times he’s saying what people are thinking.”
Hey Renacci, I think you’re a dumbfuck and if anyone thinks, as the so-called president does, that Africa, a continent, not a country, along with Haiti and Nicaragua, are shithole countries, then they, and you, are as racist as the Fat Bastard. But Renacci does go on …
“Look, I always say judge the president after four years. Let’s judge the president after what we’ve done. Let’s not judge the president on what he says.”
Give him four years to destroy this country, and then judge him? As Erika Jayne said on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion:
“Get the fuck outta here.”
But here’s where it gets all kiss ass, because Renacci stepped up to defend racism, just one day after he announced his run for the Senate … at the behest of the Racist-In-Chief. And Renacci has vowed that, if elected, he will defend Trump’s agenda at all costs.

Defend racism. Defend misogyny. Defend hate. Defend white supremacy. Defend deporting children.

Ohio? Is this what you want? A _____-ster representing you? Perhaps not, because while _____’s approval ratings are historically low, in Ohio 54% of the electorate disapproves of him, and, by association, goose-stepper racist fuckmonkey Jim Renacci… the ISBL Asshat of the Week.

Tuesday, October 24, 2017

ISBL Asshat of the Week: Georgia GOP Representative Betty Price

Look, I know it’s Georgia, but still ... Georgia State Representative Betty Price, a Republican ... because of course ... has suggested that we quarantine people living with HIV.

Yes, she did. Price—a medical doctor who should have her license revoked, and the wife of Tom Price, the former Secretary of Health & Human Services—actually asked about quarantining people with HIV because of the burden it puts on the state. She also said:
“My thinking sometimes goes in strange directions, but before you proceed if you wouldn’t mind commenting on the surveillance of partners, tracking of contacts, that sort of thing. What are we legally able to do."
Surveillance of partners? Tracking? It seems as if this “doctor” who apparently knows next to nothing about HIV is suggesting some kind of Big Brother government to monitor people with HIV and anyone with whom they come in contact.
"And I don’t want to say the quarantine word, but I guess I just said it. Is there an ability, since I would guess that public dollars are expended heavily in prophylaxis and treatment of this condition. So we have a public interest in curtailing the spread. What would you advise or are there any methods legally that we could do that would curtail the spread.”
Price was told that state healthcare officials already work with people newly diagnosed with HIV to identify sex partners so they can be notified, as well as link people with HIV to care. Her question about a quarantine went unanswered, as most idiotic questions often do. And yet, if you think the idea of surveilling people with HIV, and tracking their partners, and quarantining them, is abhorrent, wait until you hear what she said next:
“It seems to me it’s almost frightening the number of people who are living that are potentially carriers, well they are carriers, with the potential to spread, whereas in the past they died more readily and then at that point they are not posing a risk. So we’ve got a huge population posing a risk if they are not in treatment.”
Well, gosh darn it; if the medical field, and researchers, didn’t find a way to help people with HIV stay alive! They have ruined the world for all of us.

It’s a shame they didn’t suggest finding a way to quarantine the stupid, because Betty Price needs to be kept away from society.

Asshat ... of the Week.

Monday, September 18, 2017

ISBL Asshat of the Week: GOP Congressman Dana Rohrabacher

California Republican Congressman, Dana Rohrabacher believes that the Charlottesville rally by white supremacists, white nationalists, neo-Nazis, the KKK and other members of the "alt-right" was a "total hoax" designed by liberals to bait _____ and make him look bad.

Oh, honey, that tool doesn’t need our help to look bad; it’s the easiest thing he does.

Rohrabacher, who represents California’s very conservative Orange County, "thinks the Charlottesville riots were a “total hoax” staged by liberals.

Yes, he believes that a group of liberals created the march and pretended to be alt-right asshats and neo-Nazi wingnuts, and white supremacist f**kmonkeys just because we somehow knew that _____ would handle the whole thing badly, say the wrong thing and look like a bigot.

Of course, we didn’t mean to have one of our stand-in haters run down and murder Heather Heyer, who was protesting the neo-Nazis.

Rohrabacher is waist "deep into" his Charlottesville conspiracy theory sh*t-fest and claims to know "that Democrats were behind [the] white nationalist riots” because a former “Hillary and Bernie supporter” got Civil War re-enactors to gather under the guise of protecting a Robert E. Lee statue. 
“It was a setup for these dumb Civil War re-enactors. It was left-wingers who were manipulating them in order to have this confrontation [and] to put our president on the spot.” 
Yes, there were no neo-Nazis or Klan members or alt-right loons or white supremacists in Charlottesville that day; it was liberals dressed up as racists to make _____ look bad.

Seriously. A costume drama? But then, please to explain, all the known white supremacists and neo-Nazis who showed up that day and were interviewed by the media and seen on television marching and shouting their hate speech?

Can you explain that you idiot?

Of course not, and that is why Dana Rohrabacher is the ISBL Asshat of the Week.

PS He believes that global warming is a "total fraud" used by liberals to "create global government." 

Those damned liberals; we dress up as Nazis to make _____ look like an idiot and we created these epic storms to build a global power government.

Someone needs to take off his tinfoil hat, eh, Dana?