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I still have trouble understanding how Mike Pence, who will not eat dinner with a woman unless it’s his wife, can stand behind a thrice-married adulterer who grabs women by the pussy, and yet he can still call himself a Christian.
Oh yeah, it’s a lie.
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Former GOP Representative, and certified loon, from Minnesota, Michele Bachmann, said last month that she was asking God whether she should run for the Senate seat left vacant following then-Senator Al Franken’s resignation amid sexual misconduct allegations.
Looks like God made sure Michele got his answer.
UPDATE has ruled out a run for that Senate seat next fall because she didn’t have any “sense from the lord” that she should try for the seat.
Thank you, God!
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If you thought it was just _____ who was a GOP dick, think again.
This week officials of the Republican National Committee voted to support the Fat Bastard’s ban on transgender service members in the US Armed Forces saying that being transgender is a "disqualifying psychological and physical" condition.
Of course, like _____, I bet a lot of these bigots never served.
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On the religious front, this week The Episcopal church in the Diocese of Washington, D.C., passed a resolution to stop using masculine pronouns for God in future updates to its Book of Common Prayer.
No more Him or He, because, well, God is a woman.
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John Mahoney, the dad on Frasier died this week. I loved that show and thought he was hilarious.
Thank goodness for reruns.
RIP sir.
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Sarah Huckleberry Sanders says the country’s “long-term economic fundamentals” remain “exceptionally strong” after stocks dropped sharply this week:
“The president’s focus is on our long-term economic fundamentals, which remain exceptionally strong.”
She says the GOP tax cuts and _____’s efforts to slash regulations “will further enhance the U.S. economy and continue to increase prosperity for the American people.”
The woman lies every time her mouth opens because she failed to mention that the Fat Bastard took credit for the markets going up, but not for them coming down.
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Update Publix grocery chain has announced its health plan for employees will expand to cover pre-exposure prophylaxis [PrEP] “as quickly as possible” following a report earlier this week that suggested Publix might be denying the coverage on moral grounds.
Shaming a company to do the right thing works.
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White House chief of staff John Kelly said that some of those eligible for DACA “were too afraid” or “too lazy to get off their asses” to sign up for the program
Gosh, the White House is sounding more and more like the White Supremacist House.
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The Fat Bastard, who dodged the draft cuz his feet hurt, has no family in the military, doesn’t think POWs are heroes, who doesn’t know the words to the National Anthem, wants a military parade.
Either his ego is huuuuuuge or he has the tiniest dick on record.
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Back to the new show 9-1-1and the Hot Men … like Gavin Stenhouse who played a Hot Ginger Priest on last week’s episode.
Forgive ne, Father, for I have sinned.
Just sayin’.
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