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This Tuxedo memory—from February 2019—also doubles as a Tales of Carlos Post:

In our house we have four pets … MaxGoldberg, Tuxedo, Consuelo Roca-Jones, and the dog, Ozzo.

As happens with pets, they tend to bond with one of us slightly more than the other. Ozzo is clearly more attached to Carlos, though he loves to sit with me in the office while I play on the computer. MaxGoldberg, though, likes us equally, and will run back and forth between our laps, never quite sure who he wants to sit with for long.

Now, Tuxedo is mine; he bonded with me first and he’s always been ‘my boy.’ And Carlos sometimes gets jealous of how Tuxedo comes when I call him, and how Tuxedo follows me around the house, and how Tuxedo will sleep on top of me.

Cut to the other night when I walked in the living room and found Tuxedo curled up in Carlos’ lap, fast asleep. Carlos bragged:

“I think he likes me better now.”

I took a seat …

“Don’t bet on it.”

The second my ass hit the chair, Tuxedo was up and walking across  the side table to curl up in my lap and fall asleep. Carlos muttered …

“Stupid cat.”

“Honey, you were just a place card until his real daddy came into the room.”

“Stupid cat.”

It’s gonna get ugly when Carlos finds out that Consuelo, who hates to be held, has been sitting with me at night, sleeping in my lap.

PS Consuelo, never a fan of being held, still sits in my lap on occasion, but shakes her head at Carlos and walks away!

Failed criminal Congressman, and failed drag queen, George Santos, AKA Kitara Ravache, pleaded guilty to wire fraud and aggravated identity theft.

He cried outside as he faux-pologized, possibly because he faces more than six years in prison and owes at least $370,000 in restitution. He’s just a low-rent, back-alley version of The Felon, and a typical ReTHUGlican.

It’s official, the Greatest love Story Never Told is over … on the second anniversary of their marriage JLo filed for divorce from Ben Affleck. Lovely that she chose their wedding anniversary to signal the end of the marriage, but nothing new because last week, on Affleck’s birthday, she posted pictures of the birthday party she threw herself last month.

In Jello’s world it’s all about Jello.

PS Carlos has always called JLo ‘Jello,’ and it always gives me the giggles.

I can smell the desperation from here … independent presidential candidate loon Robert F. Kennedy Jr. wanted to meet with Democratic nominee Kamala Harris to discuss the possibility of serving in her administration if he throws his support behind her campaign and she wins.

Harris was a hard pass.

This meeting came on the heels of independent presidential candidate loon Robert F. Kennedy Jr. meeting with thrice-married adulterer, racist, rapist, con artist, traitor, The Felon, to discuss the possibility of serving in his administration if he throws his support behind The Felon’s campaign and he wins.

Seriously. Loon.

I could be wrong but this clearly looks like someone wants cakes for lunch and I really cannot blame him.

A new poll suggests The Felon’s vice-presidential nominee JD Vance is less popular than ... wait for it ... Sarah Palin. Yup, according to FiveThirtyEight's polling tracker, Vance's net favorability/unfavorability rating has dropped from -3 points in July to -9.5 points today; 33.2 % of voters hold a favorable opinion of Vance AKA Sofa Loren while 44.2% hold an unfavorable opinion.

Sarah Palin, on the other hand, peaked +21 favorability in August 2008 before plummeting by 23% … still higher that JD.

I guess he can’t see the White House from his house.

The crowd at the Democratic National Convention in Chicago broke into loud chants of “lock him up” after former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton assailed The Felon and his legal woes. It was a new spin on “lock her up” that The Felon endorsed while running against Clinton in 2016.

Clinton did not respond to the chants and tried talking over the crowd but as the commotion gathered strength, she stood at the podium silently, smiling and nodding until the audience quieted down.

Fact: Hillary has done nothing wrong, been convicted of nothing, so locking her up is sort of an idiotic thing to say while The Felon on the other hand …

Lock him up.

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