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The other day I got a text from Carlos at about 4PM saying
we needed to rethink dinner. I.Was.Terrified. But I texted back and asked why. Well, it seemed he had made
rice and veggies and chicken stir-fry but he used a box of chicken broth from
the refrigerator that neither one of us knew how long it’s been there. The answer? Too long. So Carlos said he was starting again
with the rice and veggies but couldn’t thaw out any kind of protein even though
he had about two hours until dinner. I arrived home about 5PM and found some andouille sausage in
the freezer, thawed it in seconds in the microwave, sliced it, sautéed it, added
it to the veggies and chicken , adjusted the spices and in ten minutes we had
dinner. I believe he did that on purpose and I say that because of
the sly yet evil grin he had on his face as we ate dinner. He won … that round. |
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This Tale of Tuxedo is from April 2020 and is all about Tuxedo’s political activism … As a "cat of color" Tuxedo sympathized with those men and women who were subjected to the Show-me-your-papers laws of Arizona and subsequently decided to go into hiding himself because he does not have the proper documentation.  |
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If I had known at any time while I was in school that you
could have had cakes in the library I might have spent more time there! |
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How is it that Antifa is this huge threat to America but
actual Nazis—albeit the chickenshit kind who live in their parent’s basements
and wears masks so they don’t get fired from Chick-fil-A—can march through the
capitol and that's totally fine? If they are so damn proud why are they
covering their faces? |
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Anyone else find it weird that Cankles can never let go of a
grudge? I mean, he still rants about Obama and Biden and Hillary and even Rosie
O’Donnell but he never says one single word about any of those people who ALLEGEDLY
tried to assassinate him. It’s as if those attempts weren’t real. |
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Now, this comes from a homosexual man so you know that there’s
nothing sexual about it at all, but in
this dress I will say that Lupita Nyong'o is the hottest human being on
the planet. That’s all. |
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Kevin McCarthy, on the Graham Platner sexual assault scandal,
boasted that the GOP runs predators out of their party … like the rapist who’s
been in the White House for over five years?? |
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Tristan Ridel is a French ballet dancer and Demi Soloist at the Vienna State Opera and also models, so Would You Hit It … the dancer or the model or both?  |
