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A friend of ours directs theater productions here in South Carolina and every so often does a little something for our local Fine Arts Center; Larry last produced and directed To Kill A Mockingbird which was wonderful.

Now he’s set to direct a production of Hairspray and he knew that Carlos played the trumpet and asked me if Carlos would be interested in playing with the orchestra for Hairspray.

Would he?

So I texted Carlos and told him I was giving his number to Larry so he could get in contact and discuss the opportunity and my husband, love of life, laugh of my heart, texted me back … wait for it, it’s totally Carlos … his phone number.

I showed the text to Larry and he said:

“Does he think you don’t have his phone number?”

“I don’t know, maybe he was too busy thinking about Hairspray curtain calls and how deep he should curtsy.”

That’s my Carlos.

This Tuxedo Says is from June 2020:

While he generally likes most people, and is not at all skittish, Tuxedo, like his daddy, has an extremely low tolerance for stupid.

Note: the people who are upset about Luigi Mangione being made into a folk hero seem to have forgotten that they made Kenosha Murderer Kyle Rittenhouse into one.

I am getting a Children of the Corn Cakes vibe this morning and I am not all that terrified.

There'll be a plethora of new faces in DC come January when the convicted felon takes the White House again. Well, not so much new faces as new faces on old bodies …

Many in the Felon’s inner circle appear to have gone under the plastic surgeons’ knife, creating what is now being dubbed the 'Mar-a-Lago' face, which is defined by copious use of Botox, a Miami-bronze tan, puffy lips and silky smooth skin.

Sorry folks, you can tighten and tuck and laser and nip and fill it and inject it but you’re still as hideous on the outside as you are on the inside.

The weather down here in South Carolina is nuts … 19 degrees one morning and 65 degrees the next, and then back down to twenty degrees and up to fifty-seven the next day.

My nipples are exhausted.

Jeff Kasser, model, actor, Only Fans star and a new addition to Would You Hit it … of note, on Only Fans Jeff apparently gets hit, a lot.