Ain't That America XIV ... All Good Bits

So, we’ve had weeks and weeks of fascism and pedophiles, of ICEstapo raids and COVIDIOTS … so I figured I’d focus on some good news, some resistance, some people taking stands against the Regime …

The Regime is going after anti-Felon politicians—like a governor on the Federal Reserve Board, a Democratic US senator and a Democrat state attorney general—who got lower mortgage rates by claiming more than one primary residence on their loan papers. But he’s said not one word about the three members of his Junk Drawer who call multiple homes their primary residences on mortgages, like Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer and Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy and Environmental Protection Agency administrator Lee Zeldin.

Huh, it smells like hypocrisy.

In an effort to ensure more New Yorkers can get the latest Covid vaccines, Democrat Governor Kathy Hochul is planning to sign an executive order that would authorize pharmacists to provide the shot to almost anyone who wants it.

Saving lives while, once again, The Felon’s Regime does the exact opposite.

Also, Colorado’s top health official issued an order allowing pharmacists to provide COVID-19 vaccines without a prescription allowing anyone 6 months or older to receive the updated COVID-19 vaccines at a pharmacy.

Again, Blue states work to save people’s lives.

More than 1,000 current and former employees of the Department of Health and Human Services are demanding that Not-A-Doctor-But-A-Heroin-Addict Robert F. Kennedy Jr. resign, following his ousting of the director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and other actions they say are “compromising the health of the nation”: 

“Should he decline to resign, we call upon the President and U.S. Congress to appoint a new Secretary of Health and Human Services, one whose qualifications and experience ensure that health policy is informed by independent and unbiased peer-reviewed science. We expect those in leadership to act when the health of Americans is at stake.”

But Cankles and Brainworm don’t seem to care about the health of Americans.

A three-judge panel of the 5th US Circuit Court of Appeals, one of the most conservative federal appeals courts in the country, has ruled that The Felon cannot use an 18th-century wartime law to speed the deportations of people his administration accuses of membership in a Venezuelan gang. 

Immigrant rights lawyers and lower court judges had argued the Alien Enemies Act of 1798 was not intended to be used against gangs like Tren de Aragua, the Venezuelan group Cankles targeted in his March invocation.

U.S. District Judge Allison Burroughs has invalidated The Regime’s freeze of $2.2 billion worth of federal grants to Harvard University after Harvard and employee groups sued, agreeing it ran afoul of constitutional free speech protections and federal law.

A new bruise has appeared on President Cankle’s left hand, adding to the one he’s had on his right hand for months, amid mounting questions about his health.

It's all pus and bile in there are he rots from the inside out.

Hundreds of people marched along Washington Avenue in Miami to protest Florida’s order to remove rainbow-painted crosswalks. The demonstration, called the “Forever Proud March,” was organized by Miami Beach Commissioner Alex Fernandez and the Greater Miami LGBT Chamber of Commerce.

Miami-Dade Mayor Daniella Levine Cava, who was at the protest, said the state’s directive was arbitrary and harmful, arguing that the designs make intersections safer for people and serve as symbols of inclusion and memorials to those in the LGBTQ+ community murdered at Pulse nightclub.

A federal judge has blocked the Regime from conducting fast-track deportations of people detained far from the southern border, removing, for now, one of the cornerstones of President Cankle’s campaign to conduct mass deportations.

Such quick deportations, known as expedited removal, have been conducted for decades, but they were concentrated among people arrested at or near the southern border. The Regime sought to expand the practice nationwide, to hasten the removal of people arrested deep inside the country.

Iowa GOP Senator Joni “We’re all gonna die” says she won’t seek reelection in 2026. And several Iowa Democrats have already jumped into the race, including state Senator Zach Wahls, state Representative Josh Turek, and Des Moines School Board chairperson Jackie Norris.

Bye Felicia.

Alabama GOP Representative Barry Moore exited a town hall in his home district through the back door last week after facing relentless heckling. He ran out, tail between his legs, after responding to a question on the Regime’s mass deportation efforts.

Moore was repeatedly mocked and laughed at, grilled and interrupted as he tried to respond to people’s questions that stemmed from their frustration over Medicaid cuts, rural hospitals, tariffs, immigration, abortion and the deployment of the National Guard in Washington, D.C.

The Resistance at work.

Portugal President Marcelo Rebelo de Sousa says President Cankles “is, objectively, a Soviet or Russian asset. He operates as an asset … the new American leadership has strategically benefited the Russian Federation.”

The US is failing and falling thanks to the fascist.

Federal prosecutors were unable to secure a felony assault indictment against Sean Dunn, who threw a sammich at a federal agent on the streets of Washington this month.

The remarkable failure by the U.S. attorney’s office in Washington DC, and one Judge Jeanine “Box Wine” Pirro, was the second time in recent days that it was unable to persuade grand jurors to bring an indictment in this case. This is a sharp rebuke by ordinary citizens against the team of prosecutors who are dealing with the fallout from The Regime’s move to send National Guard troops and federal agents into the city on patrol.

The Resistance is real.

The California Supreme Court denied Republicans’ petition asking the court to stop state officials from putting a redistricting measure on the ballot – the second GOP challenge to the state’s redistricting it’s thrown out in one week. The decision appears to smooth the way for the measure to appear on the ballot in November.

Fighting fire with fire.

A grand jury declined for a third time to indict Sidney Lori Reid, a Washington DC woman accused of assaulting an FBI agent during an inmate swap with ICE in another loss federal prosecutors and US Attorney Jeanine “Box Wine” Pirro’s office.

Grand juries decline to indict, known as a “no true bill,” in only a small fraction of federal cases so this is another case of We The People standing up the fascism.

US District Judge Thomas Cullen, who normally sits in Virginia but was assigned the case because the Maryland judges could not participate, dismissed an unusual Regime lawsuit against every federal judge in Maryland over a standing order that limits the government’s ability to quickly deport immigrants.

At issue was a standing order issued by Chief Judge George Russell on May 21 and updated a week later that described how federal judges in Maryland should handle cases involving immigrants facing an imminent risk of deportation. The order imposes a temporary stay of deportation for two business days while a case is considered.

Illinois Democrat Governor JB Pritzker:

“To the members of the press who are assembled here today and listening across the country, I am asking for your courage to tell it like it is. This is not a time to pretend here that there are two sides to this story.”

The media is complicit in the Regime’s plot to destroy America.

Judge Paula Xinis, who has been dealing with Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s case for nearly five months plans to “move as fast as is just” in considering his petition and has asked his lawyers and DOJ prosecutors to propose a schedule for briefings and a hearing to consider questions such as whether Abrego Garcia should be allowed to be deported to a country of his choice and whether he might face danger if sent to Uganda.

In the meantime, she ruled that the government was barred from re-expelling Abrego Garcia, now being held in an ICE facility in Virginia, but given that Pammy Jo Bondi has a long history of flouting her orders, the judge made sure they understood her:

“Your clients [referring to administration officials] are absolutely forbidden at this juncture to remove Mr. Abrego Garcia from the continental United States.”

Snap.

A Utah district judge has ruled that the state must redraw its congressional districts because the state’s GOP-controlled Legislature erred when it overruled a ballot measure passed by voters that sought to rein in partisan gerrymandering. The ruling adds yet another wrinkle to the national battle for control of Congress next year and how the congressional map is evolving ahead of the 2026 midterm elections.

All four of Utah’s current US House reps are Republicans.

Florida GOP Representative Anna Paulina Luna-tic thinks Cankles deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for securing “some of the largest tax cuts in history” for billionaires and for “continuing to broker world peace.”

Okay, Crazy, but then you also said that Cankle’s Slovenian Hooker Wife “might also have a nomination” because “she’s been very instrumental in discussions with Russia. And also, too, I think that she’s going to be a key reason why we’re able to broker peace with Ukraine.”

Dear Goddess, this is stupid even for Flori-duh.

Texas state troopers are following follow Democratic lawmakers’ every move to ensure they vote on redistricting and so one lawmaker, Democrat Representative Venton Jones, one of the few out lawmakers in the state, met with fellow Democratic state Representative Terry Meza at the Rose Room … a gay bar in Dallas’ Oak Lawn.

That’s how it’s done.

As The Regime tells conflicting lies about the severity of crime in Washington, emerging stories show that federal law enforcement in the city is wasting its time on minor violations to justify the administration’s falsehoods. White House Press Secretary KKKarolying Leavitt says that FBI data released in January showing a drop in crime is inaccurate.

Leavitt’s statement also deceptively argues that The Regime deserves credit for the drop in crime—statistics show crime in DC at a 30-year-low—reflect data collected in 2024 … when Joe Biden was president.

Now the National Guard is in DC picking up trash, laying down mulch, and stopping “violent” criminals who aren’t wearing seatbelts or have broken taillights.

The Department of Homeland Security, under DogKiller and Cosplay Actor, KKKristi Noem, blindsided Argentina by unexpectedly pausing a visa-waiver agreement as officials from Buenos Aires were already en route to Washington DC to sign the deal. The snub was the result of a lack of communication and organization by KKKristi, more proof that she is woefully inept at her job.

There you have it, some resistance, some court rulings, some lunacy calling itself GOP and now you know what needs to be done …

I Didn't Say It ...

Chasten Buttigieg, Pete’s husband, on Melanie _____’s RNC speech:

“When you have that platform and you are still outwardly racist and xenophobic, and you cheerlead policies and decisions that hurt other Americans, I think it is worth paying attention to. You’re the president’s No. 1. You’re there at the end of the day. You can encourage, cheerlead, and you can also guide … As their partner, you have an opportunity and responsibility to speak up. It was particularly confusing when Melania was talking about this vision of America that is against bullying and people coming together. I was like, ‘What are you talking about? You’re cheerleading one of most destructive, openly hateful presidents in American history.’ I was excited at the opportunity of being [First Gentleman] because it felt like I could be a beacon of hope, to do good things with that office, and restore dignity and respect to that institution. That office also comes with a weight and responsibility, and I think Jill Biden will do an extraordinarily good job of cleaning up shop.”

After Melanie, Jill Biden will be a remarkable First Lady because there’s heart and soul and compassion and empathy and intelligence there.

But Chasten would have been a good First gentleman, too.

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Barry Moore, GOP nominee in Alabama’s 2nd Congressional District race, calling the arrest of the white terrorist who shot protestors in Kenosha “tragic”:

“It’s just indicative of what we’re seeing in the nation. You say defund the police, we’ll police ourselves. And when people and communities start trying to protect their property, their life and their liberty, and when they fire back, then all of the sudden they’re villainized.”

So, you confused fuckmonkey, how did this terrorist police himself when he armed himself and drove across state lines to kill people for sport. He’s a murderer and you condone it.

Sidenote: in 2014 police arrested Moore on multiple felony charges involving perjury and making false statements as part of an ongoing investigation into public corruption in Alabama, so, yeah, he’s one to talk. That’s his mug shot.

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Ted Wheeler, mayor of Portland, Oregon, blasting _____ after a caravan of _____ supporters descended on the city to incite violence amid Black Lives Matter protests:

“Do you seriously wonder, Mr. President, why this is the first time in decades that America has seen this level of violence? It’s you who have created the hate and the division. It’s you who have not found a way to say the names of Black people killed by police officers even as people in law enforcement have. And it’s you who claimed that White supremacists are good people. Your campaign of fear is as anti-democratic as anything you’ve done to create hate and vitriol in our beautiful country.”

He accepts no responsibility for the ills of America, even after saying, ”I, alone, can fix it.” Everything is either the last president’s fault …or the next president’s fault.

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Sharon Stone, blasted “non-mask wearers” and _____ after her sister, who has lupus, and her brother-in-law are hospitalized in Montana for COVID-19:

“My sister Kelly, who already has lupus, now has COVID-19 … One of you Non-Mask wearers did this ... Wear a mask! For yourself and others. Please. I want to talk to you about compassionate integrity versus politics and greed. The nurses in the hospital that are taking care of them … can’t get tested because they don’t have tests to test them with. Those nurses are risking their lives and can’t get tested … When they say there are tests for everyone, they are LYING. When they say there are tests even for the nurses in the hospitals, they are LYING. People are dying and fighting for their lives because there is nothing but lies. And because the people at the governor’s houses, the people at health departments are simply so overwhelmed, they’re not answering the phones. They are hanging up. Not returning calls. This is the state that we’re in. The ONLY thing that’s going to change this is if you VOTE. And if you vote for Biden. And if you vote for Kamala Harris. And the reason that’s going to happen is because with women in power we will fight for our families. We will fight for people to live. And we will fight for people to get tested. Because the only countries that are doing well with COVID are the ones that have women in leadership. Please vote. And please, whatever you do, don’t vote for a killer.”

Don’t.Vote.For.A.Killer.

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Rick Snyder, former GOP governor of Michigan endorsing Joe Biden for President:

“For years, I mentioned in most of my speeches the need to bring back civility to our nation. We will not continue to be the greatest nation in the world if we can’t get along among ourselves. We have only become more divided over the past four years. We need a leader who believes in civility and bringing Americans closer together.  While I am endorsing Joe Biden for president, I am still a Republican who also will be publicly supporting Republican candidates at the local, state and federal level.”

Personally, since many I the GOP will goose-step along with ______, Snyder’s decision to vote GOP down ballot is maddening. This party must be ended, and then, like the police, defunded and reformed into something less divisive and hate filled.

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Darin Zanyar, Swedish pop singer-songwriter, coming out as gay:

“Everyone in the world should be able to be proud and accepted for who they are. I know how difficult it can be. Took me a while, but I am proud to be gay. Happy pride!”

Welcome out Darin. And please accept as out gift, from HOMO HQ, a copy of the Gay Agenda, and a $25 IKEA gift card.

Welcome out.

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