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The Samantha-less revival of Sex and the City that no one other than Sarah Jessica Parker asked for will be more diverse.

No, seriously. The show will feature three women of color as regulars because, as the creators say, they can’t tell a story with an all-white cast because “it’s not reflective of New York. So they are being very, very conscious about understanding that New York has to reflect the way New York looks today.”

Today? Do they believe people of color only started living in NYC after the second film bombed? Perhaps, so, because they clearly had no problem with an all-white New York City when the show premiered in 1998, though they made a huge step forward when they added Jennifer Hudson, as New York’s only woman of color, in the first film, though JHud moved back to St. Louis so New York was all-white again by the second film.

But today, in 2021, the creators of Sex and the City want you to know that New York City is a more diverse city because they hired three people of color.

Sex and the City. Diversity. Nope.

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The U.S. government is suggesting that Kim Kardastrophe tried to smuggle an ancient Roman sculpture into the country.

The statue was detained at the U.S. border in 2016 after Masterpiece International, a logistics company that worked for Kardastrophe, tried to import it with the wrong documentation, causing Italian authorities to demand its return.

According to court documents, Kardastrophe bought the sculpture, known as Fragment of Myron’s Samian Athena, in 2016 from the Axel Vervoordt Gallery in Belgium, but that the piece was detained when it arrived in LA after authorities were alerted that it might be protected cultural property. Italian officials requested provenance details from Masterpiece International, which provided the sculpture’s sales invoice to Kardastrophe, as well as a previous invoice showing that Vervoordt had purchased the work from Galerie Chenel in Paris in 2012.

But there are discrepancies in the descriptions of the sculpture on the two invoices, with the 2012 statement calling it “a large, draped statue” with provenance from an “Old German Collection, bought before 1980,” and the Kardastrophe invoice describing it as a “fragment,” and containing handwritten notations indicating it had originated from Italy.

Huh, Kimmy sure smells like an ALLEGED art smuggler, but we won’t know for sure because she and Axel Vervoordt aren’t talking.

UPDATE Kimmy says she never purchased the statute and someone must have used her name. Seriously; that’s what she says.

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So, Bill and Melinda Gates are divorcing. Yawn. But what is interesting is that Bill apparently transferred $1.8 billion in stocks to Melinda Gates on the day she filed for divorce.

Wow, I remember breaking up with a boyfriend and he said I could take the coffee maker, and I thought that was generous.

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This week Channing Tatum was on The Kelly Clarkson Show and talked about how his body is highly unrealistic and it only looks like that because his job requires him to work out all the time. But he has a plan to stop the constant exercising: become a better actor:

“As someone who works out for a job, I promise you I would not look like this unless I had to be naked in most of my movies mostly. At some point I have to get better at acting so I don’t have to be naked in all of them.”

Um, Channing, we already have a lot of really good actors, so you do you and keep baring that ass in your movies. If I wanna see great acting, I’ll lean toward Anthony Hopkins or DiCaprio or Daniel Day Lewis, and  when I want hot ass, I’ll buy a ticket to anything you’re in.

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It looks like The COVID-19 Break-up is still a thing; you know, where couples end their marriages and relationships because of lockdown and the idea that they really don’t care for each other. Or maybe the idea that you just want some other dick.

Last week Zoe Kravitz filed for divorce from Karl Glusman after four years together, and eighteen months married. They had a dream wedding in Paris, at her dad, Lenny Kravitz’, luxurious apartment and seemed like a lovely couple. But Zoe, like her mother Lisa Bonet, has that kind of wild-child, flower-child free-spirited thing going on and, well, yeah, maybe wanted another dick, because as soon as the split was announced came news that Zoe was having a thang with Channing Tatum.

To be fair, as soon as that story broke, both sides issued denials which, you know, means nothing. I was kinda hoping they would become a couple, oh not because I like Zoe, though I do, and not because I adore Channing’s exceptionally fine ass, though I do, but because of the holidays.

Picture it … Thanksgiving Dinner at Zoe’s … with Channing Tatum, Lenny Kravitz and Jason Momoa.

The thirst is real.

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More Hilarious Baldwin stories? Okay! She is the Christmas Gift that keeps on giving, and the latest present from this wacknut—who blames the media  for her fake Spanish accent—is about the time Hilaria Hillary was confused about how to write her own name on a tax document.

You see, when it was time to put her Juanita Hancock on her 2009 W-4 document, Hilaria Hillary—who had spent 10 years pretending to be a Spanish-speaking native of Mallorca—wrote down two names, crossed them out, and finally wrote “Hillary L. Hayward-Thomas.”

The document is real, and is an exhibit in an old lawsuit against her Yoga Vida studio, and funnily enough, the court records also contain the code of conduct for the Hilarious’ studio instructors about honesty:

“Truth is defined to be when thoughts and words correspond directly to facts.”

Who wrote that? Hilaria or Hillary?

To be fair, she had to sign the document ‘Hillary’ because that is her real name and if she’d signed Hilaria, she would have been committing perjury,

It’s Hilarious. And kinda sad.

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Rumors are flying …again …  that Kim Kardastrophe West and Kanye Kardastrophe West are “essentially over” and living separate lives in California and Wyoming, and …

Oh, who really cares? This was a match made in media-whore heaven and we all knew it wouldn’t last.

PS Kimmy’s still wearing her wedding ring because she’s probably saving the announcement for a Very Special Keeping Up With The Kardastrophes. I mean, it’ll be good for ratings, right?

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It’s been a  rough week for Meghan “My Father is John” McCain. It was her first week back at The View after having  a baby and she was smacked down twice by Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg.

On Day One of The Return, Meghan got pissy with Joy’s opinion, and began interrupting her, as usual. Joy, who was talking about GOP infighting, was not having it, and after Meghan shrieked about there being as much fighting within the Democratic party, she added:

“Joy, you missed me so much when I was on maternity leave. You missed fighting with me.” 

And Joy snapped back:

“I did not. I did not miss you. Zero.”

Meghan began pouting about Joy being nasty because she was just teasing, but we all know Meghan doesn’t tease; she has the sense of humor of _____.

Then, on Day Three of The Return, when The View started and the hosts were onscreen at the same time, Meghan glared at the camera, unsmiling and bitter like a Republican just realizing that they lost the White House, the House, the Senate, and any semblance of being a viable national political party.

And when newly elected Democratic Senator from Georgia, Raphael Warnock, was on to discuss his historic—and Jon Ossoff’s historic—win, Meghan, like a Rabid ReTHUG with a bone, kept asking Warnock if he would join Democratic Joe Manchin in rejecting a bunch of progressive political actions … like a better minimum wage, or a Green New Deal … climate change. But Warnock wasn’t having Meghan’s childishness and simply responded that he would work for the people of Georgia on healthcare and a living wage, and so Meghan kept repeating and repeating and repeating and repeating and repeating her question until Whoopi was done; she clapped her hands and shouted:

“HEY! Listen! We are going to say thanks to the Senator-elect Reverend Raphael Warnock.”

To be fair, this was the day after Meghan was pushing traitorous Senator Josh Hawley, who would, later in the day, be an inciter of the chaos at the Capitol, and be seen outside the building raising a fist in the air to the protesters, as the best GOP candidate for president in 2024.

Joy clapped at her,

Whoopi smacked her down.

She promoted a traitor for president,

Not a good first week, eh?

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Speaking of Rightwingnuts, howsabout 90s TV Hercules, Kevin Sorbo?

Sorbo is a very vocal _____ supporter, and, of course, a COVID denier, and is now one of the lunatics who swears that the mob who stormed the Capito;, after leaving _____;s Insurrection Rally moments earlier, were, in fact, not _____ supporters, but left-wing “Antifa” members in right-wing MAGAt cosplay, attempting to instigate violence and make _____’s supporters look bad… like that’s possible.

That theory has been dispelled because most of those MAGAt idiots were dumb enough to post repeatedly on Facebook about the protest and the riot and where to meet up to discuss who got to wear what costumes. Still, Sorbo took to Twitter to say:

“ANTIFA led the charge into the capitol building dressed as Trump supporters. To all the people who actually believe that it was Trump supporters who started the riot today: Where was antifa and BLM to counter? They show up to every single event, so why not this one?”

Well, antifa and BLM knew to stay away because they knew what a shitshow this would be. But still, Kevin persisted, and so it took Xena: Princess Warrior AKA Lucy Lawless, to put Hercules in his place by Tweeting:

“No, Peanut. They are not Patriots. They are your flying monkeys, homegrown terrorists, QAnon actors. They are the douchebags that go out and do the evil bidding of people like you who like to wind them up like toys and let them do their worst.”

Yes, Xena took down Hercules, though it wasn’t a fair fight really, because how can Sorbo use a sword with one hand whilst keeping a tinfoil hat on his head at the same time?

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Well, watch your children’s college applications because College Admissions Scam Criminal Lori Loughlin has done her time and is out of jail.

Sadly, because you know Lori was hoping for a mob of photographers, no one met her at the gate because the press is busy dragging another self-entitled delusional white bitch—see that story below—and Lori was met only by her chauffeur who took her to a private plane that whisked her back to her manse and staff.

Prison is hard for a bitch.

Lori will be on supervised release for two years and must complete 250 hours of community service. I hope they have her scrubbing toilets while wearing a generic ankle bracelet and orange jumpsuit.

On that same topic, her fellow College Admissions Scandal jailbird Felicity Huffman is out of jail and already back to work as an actress.

I think Lori will have a tougher time booking gigs since her image is wholesome Hallmark Aunt Becky and not prison bitch.

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Now, howsabout about that other delusional one-percenter I hinted at: Hilaria Baldwin? There have been rumors for years that Hilaria was lying about her past, and now the story has come to light.

She has claimed to be Spanish, hence the Hilaria, and even rocked a Spanish accent, albeit one that went in and out like a dick in a porn film, but is she really an American girl lying? No one ever talked about the escándalo until now, after a Twitter thread appeared—and has since disappeared—accusing Hillary of a decades-long lie about her Spanish origins.

Hilaria’s CAA page, her IMDb bio and her Wikipedia page claim she was born in Mallorca and later moved to America, and she said in a podcast earlier this year:

“I moved here [to America] when I was 19 to go to NYU from… my family lives in Spain, they live in Mallorca.”

Hilaria was on the cover of Hola! Magazine where she was identified as Spanish in both the interview and its press release, and husband Alec Baldwin often calls her ‘Spanish’ online. She’s made many appearances in Latina magazines where she refers to Spain as her “home.”

And here’s more: there are videos of Hilaria on a talk shows, like Good Morning America, where she spoke with a Spanish accent, to a Today show cooking segment where she acted as though she could not remember the English word for “cucumber.”

How do you say in your country? Lying hypocrite?

Last fall, Hilaria pushed the fashion brand Zara on her podcast, saying in that on-and-off accent of hers, that  she has loved the label since “before I was in this country.’’

Trouble is, Hilaria’s real name is Hillary, according to an old MySpace page, friends from her past, and school records. She attended private school in Massachusetts, and in her senior yearbook is listed as Hillary Hayward-Thomas. It’s similar to what Rachel Dolezal—the white woman who claimed to be black—did only Hillary wanted to be Spanish.

Well, now Hillary is defending herself in a bonkers new Instagram video in which she has no Spanish accent at all and claims all of her lies about her background just a misunderstanding, and she never misrepresented herself. Bitch, your husband called you Spanish; your agent called you Spanish; you actually uttered the line:

“How do you say in English? ‘Cucumber’.”

Bitch, please. But she still claims she grew up in Boston and Spain, even though there is no evidence that she spent more than a couple of years vacationing in Spain, and then admitted she was born in Boston as Hillary and has no Spanish ancestry.

Seriously, why? Why? And why Alec played along is crazy, too. He took to social media to trash the Twitter user broke the story of Hillary’s lifelong lie in a bizarre Instagram rant where he compared the truth-teller to “used coasters with the rings on them and the stains on them.”

Huh? Is that Spanish for something? Even Ireland Baldwin, Alec’s daughter from his marriage to Kim Basinger, defended Hillary:

“It’s so pathetic that anyone would want to play detective and dig that deep into someone’s life they don’t know anything about, don’t know how they were raised, don’t know who they were actually raised by.”

Is that pathetic, Ireland, or is it pathetic to lie and pretend you’re Spanish when you aren’t? Take a seat, Karen.

Alec reappeared on social media, again, and once more dragged the Twitter sleuth, telling the world to “consider the source.” We did, Alec, and the “source” is your wife’s American birth certificate.

Okurrrrrr.

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Finally, a movie I’m longing to see … Sandra Bullock and Channing Tatum are set to star in a movie that sounds like a reboot with all new people of Romancing the Stone, but their film is called The Lost City of D. Sounds like a film where Sandra is on the hunt for Channing’s dick.

Funny, I’m on that same hunt and no one offered to have me star in a movie about it.

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Last week in Bobservations we talked about that new book coming out about Melanie* … written by [former] friend, Stephanie Winston Wolkoff.

Wolkoff came to work for Melanie for the inauguration and then stayed … until they had a falling out, and she left, and wrote Melania and Me: The Rise and Fall of My Friendship With the First Lady.

We learned last week that Melanie hates her husband’s other wife … no, not Ivana and not Marla, but the Daughter-Wife, Ivanka. But now we hear that Melanie isn’t Poor Melanie, she’s really an awful person who made her bed, lay down in it, and put her heels to Jesus because …. Coins.

Wolkoff spoke to Vanity Fair about the book and had this to say about Melanie’s ‘I Don’t Care, Do u’ coat, which she says was a purposeful choice and meant to be rude and bitchy. Wolkoff says Melanie told her:

“I’m driving liberals crazy. You know what? They deserve it.”

Ho said what? And then Melanie, who said she cared about children and bullying of children, was glad they put kids in cages at the border:

“They all went crazy about the zero-tolerance policy at the border. But they don’t know what’s going on. The kids I met were brought in by coyotes, the bad people who are trafficking, and that’s why the kids were put in shelters. They’re not with their parents, and it’s sad. But the patrols told me the kids say, ‘Wow, I get a bed? I will have a cabinet for my clothes?’ It’s more than they have in their own country where they sleep on the floor. They are taking care nicely there. Did Michelle Obama go to the border? She never did. Show me the pictures!”

Bitch, please, do not ever compare yourself to Michelle Obama. She went to Harvard and Princeton, is no man’s trick or third wife, and you are a Lesbian Softcore Porn Model. Take a seat, Karen.

Melanie also refused to move to D.C. until the shower and toilet in the White House residence had been replaced, until her office and closets were painted bright pink and until she had a glam room built in the residence.

But the best of all is how utterly ignorant Melanie is, because her first Christmas after the election, she actually sent out cards calling herself ‘First Lady-Elect.

Yes, Melanie believed America elected her First Lady. And she also believed her husband’s pussy grabbing, and porn star fucking and little girl ogling, and affairs were … how did she say it:

“It’s politics. I know who I married.”

Tee hee; she said married, when what she meant was, ‘I know who signed the check.’

And Melanie talked about her battles with her husband’s girlfriend, Ivanka,  over who was the real First Lady. It seems Ivanka and her staff wrote to Melanie about cohosting several events traditionally hosted by just the first lady, but Melanie wasn’t playing:

“Are you kidding me? Seriously? I’m not co-hosting.”

For the annual luncheon held for the governors’ spouses that Ivanka wanted in on, Melanie said:

“We need to let her know that I know this is a First Lady event done every year … OMG. They just want to take credit for it.”

Even better, er, pettier, is that every single dress Ivanka wore by a name designer, Melanie would scratch that designer off her list. And she refused to follow Michelle Obama’s policy of wearing American designers because, like her husband, if it was done by an Obama it would be undone by a _____.

Again, at first I felt sorry for this bitch because I don’t think she wanted to be First lady, but, you know, she took the coins, signed the contracts, spread her legs and did the deed, so let her pay for it.

*I call her Melanie because that’s what her husband called her in a Tweet a few years ago, and if her own husband can’t get her name right, why should I?

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Mariah Carey has new, old music coming out on the 30th anniversary of her first album, with the release of The Rarities—rare and unreleased songs from her career—and a book she, um, “wrote,” The Meaning of Mariah Carey. And she is promoting all this like mad and spilling tea everywhere … like if Eminem should be worried about the memoir and their affair.

Mariah tosses this word salad:

“There’s some songs that I can sing in response to that, but I will not do it. If somebody or something didn’t pertain to the actual meaning of Mariah Carey, as is the title, then they aren’t in the book.”

Oh, the shade! And then she dishes Ellen DeGeneres because, well, 2020 and everyone’s doing it! She talks about a 2008 interview when there were rumors Carey was pregnant. Mimi says Ellen was determined to get the news on her show and so she dared Mimi to drink Champagne until she was forced to announce her pregnancy. She miscarried soon after, but says now:

“I was extremely uncomfortable with that moment is all I can say … I don’t want to throw anyone that’s already being thrown under any proverbial bus, but I didn’t enjoy that moment.”

She doesn’t want to throw anyone under the bus while actually doing the throwing under said bus.

I guess there’s more in the book but it’s probably crayon drawings of butterflies and old Polaroids of Mimi taken of the right side of her face only, and nary a mention of her disastrous New Year’s Eve performance because, none of that is important to being Mimi.

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This week, in the forever ongoing relationship between divorced lovebirds Johnny Depp and Amber Heard, we learned that  Depp asked to delay their courtroom production of HeSaidSheSaid so he could film Fantastic Beasts 3. And so, while there will be a delay, there will also be another court case for these two wacky kids.

Amber Heard is now counter-suing Depp for ALLEGEDLY launching a “smear campaign” against her, and she wasn’t just talking about the layer upon layer of grease in Johnny’s hair.

Amber says she is “fighting back” against Johnny’s continued abuse, though if she’d just walk away, and ignore him, would there really be any abuse? I mean, these two seem to get off suing one another and airing the ugliness of their love in public, so shutting up might be an option?

When Johnny filed a $50 million suit against Amber—who claims it’s a pathetic attempt to, “remain relevant as his star otherwise wanes”—Amber filed a $100 million lawsuit of her own.

I see your $50 million and raise you $50 million.

Amber says she’s only suing because Depp says nasty things about her while she’s busy saying nasty things about him. She wants to be compensated because Johnny has publicly called her “cunt,” “whore,” “disgusting pig,” and “inhuman scum” and even changed a tattoo of her nickname, SLIM, to now read, SCUM.

I’ll stop for a minute because that’s some good shiz, though probably not worth $100 million.

Amber also claims Johnny “controls” hundreds of bots and social media accounts created specifically for the purpose of targeting her, saying some could even be tied to Russia.

I guess that could be true because we know Johnny spends no time bathing and putting on clean clothes, but I also have another idea …when Amber divorced Johnny, and won a huge settlement, she made a big play of giving most of the money away. Now it looks like she needs the coins and a new lawsuit is as easy as getting a job.

Just sayin’.

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After 24 years of marriage, Nicole Young has filed for divorce from Dr. Dre—real name Andre Young—an, as happens when love flies out the window, it all turns to the coins.

Dr. Dre wants to keep most of his ALLEGED $840 million fortune, so he wants their nearly three-decade old pre-nup enforced, even though he once tore it up in a romantic gesture, and even though Nicole says she was pressured to sign it.

And so she ain’t going down without a fight and while they will argue and argue and argue over how much she gets in the end, she’s asking for … wait for it, I love it …$2 million a month in temporary support… or $2800 a day.

Nicole filed legal papers claiming that she and Dre lived a quite high life and she needs $2 million a month to keep it going. She says she played an important part in Dre’s career and “was integral” to naming his hit record label Aftermath.

Wait, what? She helped pick out a name and thinks that earns her $2400 a day?

Yes, she does; she says she and Dre own five homes in Los Angeles, a multimillion-dollar private jet and yacht, numerous luxury cars, and an army of staff including a private chef, 12 security guards, 7 housekeepers, and more.

This is gonna get ugly … let me get some tea, pop some corn, and take my seat in the shade.

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I’m just gonna say this … I’ve long dreamt of Channing Tatum as a Fairy Princess and now, thanks to his daughter, I have an actual image I can use.

Yes, buff hunk Channing, with one of the most photogenic asses to ever appear on film, dressed as a fairy—in a splatter paint apron paired with a sleeping princess eye mask, pink, horned dragonfly double wing set, and buff toned guns—to read a children’s book, The One and Only Sparkella, that he wrote. And he posted his fairy picture on social media, saying:

“Guys, I don’t know about you but things got a little weird for me in quarantine. I ended up accidentally locking myself in my 7 year old daughter’s room. And I ended up finding my inner child. So this is what I created for my little girl. From what is, I guess, the little girl in me. Thanks for reading.”

And he dedicated the book to his little girl:

“To Everly, the most brilliant magical being that I have ever known. You are my greatest teacher. My only wish is for more time in this life to play in all of the magical realms we have created. This is also for all Dads that might have a little girl … Wear whatever, dance however, and be as magical as you can. Because I promise they will return the love.”

I’m giving him props for finding his inner girl, but I am more interested in his outer man.

Just sayin’.

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When last we left Jenna Dewan, formerly Tatum, she was complaining a bit about being blindside by her ex-husband Channing’s new girlfriend while Jenna herself already had a new boyfriend and was already knocked up.

It’s a pity party of one, and a play for attention. But now comes the ugly … while the Tatum’s quickly divorced so they could quickly move on to the next one, their custody battle for rages on.

Jenna is claiming her movie star husband is a deadbeat dad because when he has their daughter, Everly, he won’t let Jenna FaceTime with her. To make matters worse, Jenna says when she has Everly, Channing never calls. Meanwhile, Channing is claiming that Jenna is just “so difficult” that he FaceTimes Everly through the nanny.

Remember when they were madly in love? They don’t.

Jenna also claims that Channing doesn’t pay his share of child support, while Channing points to a “joint account with community funds that cover Everly’s expenses.” And lastly, the couple has to go to court to get a judge to declare what Everly’s holiday schedule will be because the two of them cannot agree on a single date.

Lemme clear this up for the couple, and play Fortune Teller … Everly will grow up and one day she will Google her parents and see them all lovey dovey on a Monday, divorcing on a Tuesday, hooking up with some else on a Wednesday, and, in Mama’s case, pregnant by Thursday, and then fighting over their child because they’re so pissed at one another they don’t even see what they’ve done to their daughter,

Nice.

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Wendy Williams is so thirsty for attention that she talks about rumors about herself that don’t even exist.

It seems Wendy took an entire segment on her show recently to refute a Radar Online piece entitled “Sorry Whitney! Houston’s Lesbian Lover Robyn Crawford Now BFFs With Wendy Williams” which Wendy seems to think outed her as a lesbian.

BFF, Wendy, in case you don’t know, is Best friends Forever, and isn’t some kind of underground lesbian code.

Take a seat, and have a drink. You’re clearly parched.

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The only thing big about Tom Cruise, other than his ego, are the lifts in his, ALLEGEDLY, size six shoes. I mean, the bitch is tiny.

And the creator of Jack Reacher, played by Tiny Tom in two films, Lee Child, has always maintained that Tom was too tiny to be Jack, but now he’s also saying Cruise is too old:

 “I’ve never seen him in bare feet. He wears Timberland boots with a decent sole on them. [But] he is absolutely average height … All actors are small.”

Well, Tom won’t be playing Jack Reacher anymore, because according to Lee, he had a clause in his contract that allowed him to leave after two films; and since neither film was very successful, Tiny Tom is out.

Lee—who claims to like Cruise—also thinks Tiny Tom is past his prime and should give up the action and maybe reboot the Ironside franchise and play the cop in the wheelchair:

“He’s too old for this stuff. He’s 57, he needs to move on, transition to being a character actor. He could get another 20 years out of it. He is talented. He’s a terrific guy, very considerate, good fun.”

But old. And short. I mean, you can shove an insert in your shoe to make yourself appear taller, but short of the Lucille Ball in Mame filter, you cannot appear to be younger.

That wheelchair role is looking better and better.

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This week a series of photographs appeared of Justin Timberlake holding hands with his co-star Alisha Wainwright at a bar in New Orleans; there were also shots of the pair entering and exiting Justin’s trailer onset.

No big deal, except, Missus Timberlake, Jessica Biel. But maybe she doesn’t care because in this day of signaling that your marriage is over—showing up on Instagram without your wedding ring—Biel is still wearing her diamond. And maybe it’s because, after years of marriage and years of Timberlake is cheating rumors, Jessica is all …

Shiz, he was just holding her hand? Bitch please.

Insiders to the Timberlake-Biel arrangement say that Justin and Jessica are “going to move on from this,” and his friends just say he likes to get drunk and hold hands with his pretty co-workers.

Nothing to see here, folks!

Right.

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Eighty-two-year-old Bill Cosby, who is spending the next several years in prison, recently gave an interview in which he says he just loves prison.

Uh huh. Sexual predator Cosby is doing his thing in jail and when it comes time for his parole hearing, he promises that you will not hear one ounce of remorse from him for ALLEGEDLY drugging and sexually assaulting over fifty women throughout his entire life:

“I have eight years and nine months left… When I come up for parole, they’re not going to hear me say that I have remorse. I was there. I don’t care what group of people come along and talk about this when they weren’t there. They don’t know. I’ve got a wife and a family, and friends, not in prison, who are so happy that I have something, that my spirit is up.”

Seriously, he isn’t remorseful but he’s delusional AF if he goes before the parole board and says he isn’t sorry.

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Sandra Bullock, on rumors she's dating Captain America, Chris Evans:

"We’ve since married and it started breaking apart, so we separated. We filed for divorce, and I hope everyone can respect our privacy. But we’re going to remain friends and share responsibility of the farm animals we’ve taken on, because you just can’t abandon the animals."

I love that she turns it into the usual Hollywood spin, as a joke.

But, yum, Chris Evans; if it’s true she’s one lucky girl!

Barbara Crabb, federal judge, in her marriage equality decision for Wisconsin:

“This case is not about whether marriages between same-sex couples are consistent or inconsistent with the teachings of a particular religion, whether such marriages are moral or immoral or whether they are something that should be encouraged or discouraged…. Quite simply, this case is about liberty and equality, the two cornerstones of the rights protected by the United States Constitution. ... Civil marriage is a legal construct, not a biological rule of nature, so it can be and has been changed over the years.”

Snap. I hope other judges in other states read her ruling and understand it.

Gordon Klingenschmitt, former Navy chaplain and current candidate for Colorado’s District 15, praising the baker who refused to service a same-sex couple:

"By endorsing their sin he would not be showing compassion to them; he would be showing cruelty. So the ultimate hate speech is to endorse homosexuality because you give them the impression that it's okay and that deceives them and ultimately trips them into Hell."

So, let me get this queer, if the baker had baked the cake as ordered, he would have been cruel, but by saying he doesn’t like The Gays he’s showing compassion?

Sit down, Gordon, your stupidity is showing.

Channing Tatum, taking over for Jonah Hill on his Gay Slur Apology Tour:

"I'll jump in and just say that I think most of the time when people have to go on and sort of apologize for something it might not come off all that well because it's not actually like what they mean. I can honestly say that is not who he is. It came off well and he did it well because he really means it, that wasn’t who he was that day."

First off, Channing, if you think it comes off as a bit insincere when the apology goes on and on, how insincere do you think it seems when a friend joins that tour?

Plus, you say it wasn’t who Jonah was that day, but, in fact, it was, because he said it.

Why don’t y’all just move on? We accept his apology.

Pete Cahall, principal as Wilson High School, who came out as gay last week, on how he feels now:

"I’ve stepped up to the microphone to address my students hundreds of times before. But this was different. My hands were sweaty; I was shaking. I’m the principal of Woodrow Wilson High School in Washington, D.C. Last Thursday, I stood in front of a thousand people, including my students, teachers, even D.C. Mayor Vincent Gray, and came out. 'I’m a proud gay man,' I said. 'And I just happen to be the principal of Woodrow Wilson High School.' It was the first time I’d ever talked publicly about my sexuality — I’d never even discussed it with my family. When I made my announcement, there were cheers. Afterward, kids came up and hugged me. The next day, parents and students gave me a five-minute standing ovation. I’ve gotten thousands of e-mails, texts, and Facebook messages from educators all over the world. I’ve heard from parents of gay and lesbian students in high school who’ve attempted suicide. They say, 'I just wish my kid could be a student in your school.' I’ve heard from the kids who used to bully me. Still, I haven’t talked to my parents about it."

Every single person that comes out makes a difference; sometimes big differences, sometimes small.

But it makes a difference and changes the world for the better.