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Josh Hawley, Insurrection Day GOP Chicken Runner,
saying the quiet part out loud at 2024’s National Conservatism conference: “Some will say I am calling America a Christian nation, and so I am. Some will say I am advocating Christian nationalism, and so I am.” Be clear, this means he supports America as a Christian only
nation and any other faith is considered less than. |
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Spencer Cox, GOP
governor of Utah, on the presidential election: “I haven’t voted for the top of the ticket since 2012. I’ve certainly had my concerns, one of those is what happened on January 6th. I’m hopeful, I want my party to win. They chose a candidate this time around that was not my first choice. Wasn’t my choice last time, either. But the party spoken and that’s who they have chosen. And so, I’ve said I’m not going to vote for either presidential candidate this year. I’ll write somebody in, as I’ve done in the past, but I am supportive. I do want [The Felon] to succeed. I want my party to win. We desperately need the right people in the right positions. I’m very anxious for who he picks as vice president. That’s going to make a big difference, I think. Certainly for me. I believe in governors. I think that Doug Burgum is an incredible leader. I think he’s somebody who could actually help to unite the party and lead us into November with [The Felon]. And that’s something we’ll be watching very closely if an announcement comes soon. I guess potentially on Monday.” Doublespeak; he doesn’t like The Felon, but
thinks The Felon should win, but he hates what happened on January 6 because of
The Felon? Take a seat Cox. |
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Nancy Pelosi, on
Biden’s stepping aside: “It’s up to the president to decide if he is going to run. We’re all encouraging him to make that decision because time is running short. I think overwhelming support of the caucus—it’s not for me to say, I’m not the head of the caucus anymore—but he’s beloved, he is respected, and people want him to make that decision. I want him to do whatever he decides to do. And that’s the way it is. Whatever he decides, we go with. I think it’s really important and I would hope everyone would join in. Let him deal with this NATO conference. This is a very big deal. Thirty heads of—over 30 heads of state are here. He is … orchestrating discussion and setting the agenda. And he’s doing so magnificently [so] let’s just hold off whatever you’re thinking. Either tell somebody privately, but you don’t have to put that out on the table.” Once again, listen to Nancy; she’s working for
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Ted Cruz, being Ted Cruz, on Fox News: “They’re not worried about having a commander-in-chief who’s not capable of fulfilling the responsibilities. The only reason they’re panicking is because they now realize the American people have seen that, and they’re terrified that he’s going to lose in November. And so now they’re willing to dump him. I put the odds at about 80%. They dump him. And if and when they dump him, I think their replacement nominee will be one of two people. It will either be Michelle Obama or it will be Kamala Harris. And I actually predicted ten months ago on my podcast, Verdict with Ted Cruz, ten months ago, I predicted they were going to push Joe Biden out and replace him with Michelle Obama. That may still prove to be the case.” Is Ted Cruz a senator trying to help the
people of Texas or is he some loon podcaster trying to get listeners? PS As a typical Republican, it has been reported
that Cruz is in violation of campaign finance laws because the host network of
his podcast has “donated” hundreds of thousands to his reelection PAC,
allegedly in lieu of paying him directly. |
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Lindsey Graham, South Carolina’s former Miss Cowpie and current GOP wannabe
rent-boy, speaking to hate group leader Tony Perkins: “I raised $112 million in my last race, the highest in the history of the Senate, except my opponent, who raised $132 million. We had money from all over the country, $5 and $10, a bunch of money coming in. You know what got me elected by over 10 points? It was people who knocked on doors and made phone calls on my behalf, the people who believe in the sanctity of life—the activists. All the people who write these big checks are not going to make one phone call, and they’re not knocking on one door. If we change our platform and we buy into the narrative being pro-life is bad politics, we’re going to be net losers, because the people who believe like we do are going to abandon us because we’ve abandoned what makes us different.” Oh ma’am, so you’re saying you’re anti-choice
because that makes you money? You’re a whore. |
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Hair Furor, once again incoherent at a rally
at his Miami resort, where he is paying himself to hold campaign events: “You know I saved NADDO [sic… he means NATO but he’s an illiterate fuckmonkey] because when I went down—hey, Barack Hussein Obama, has anyone ever heard of him? He would go, he would go and, you know, go to wherever the holding had a meeting and he’d make a nice speech and Bush would go and make a nice speech and he would leave, in all fairness. Bush, Bush! But he makes a nice speech and they’re all going to make speeches, and then they wouldn’t even stay there a day. I went and didn’t make a nice speech. I said, what the hell are you doing? Nobody’s paying, nobody was paying. And I didn’t want to be obnoxious because I felt it was the first time I’d ever done this. And what? I didn’t even know what the hell NATO was too much before, but it didn’t take me long to figure it out. Like about two minutes. And the first thing I figured out was they weren’t paying. We were paying. We were paying almost fully for, you know, and I said, that’s unfair, but I didn’t want to make a big mess. But six months later, I went back to the second meeting and I said, you know what? You’re not paying your bills. You got to pay your bills. So somebody stood up from one of the countries. They said, ‘Sir, may I ask you a question. If we don’t pay your bills, will you protect us from Russia?’ I said, ‘You mean you’re delinquent?’ They said, ‘Yes, we’re delinquent. Let’s say we’re delinquent, will you protect us?’ I said, ‘No, I will not protect you from Russia.’ The money came in by the billions!” Once again, illiterate fuckmonkey and this is
what passes for a GOP candidate but the media is saying Biden should step down. |
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Gary Kasparov, chairman of the Human Rights Foundation, on SCOTUS: “I’ve read the Federalist Papers, the DCeclaration of Independence, and the Constitution. But maybe I missed where the Founding Fathes supported the idea of immunity for the president. Can Justice Thomas or [the] other supposed originalists show us where it was mentioned?” Nope; can’t, because they’re
all liars and hypocrites and traitors to America. Abort the court. |
