Bobservations

The other morning I went into the laundry room to get some clothes from the dryer and noticed one of the mats that sit beneath the litter boxes was wet. I walked out to the kitchen and said to Carlos:

“I think one of the cats peed outside the litter box.”

“That was me.”

“You peed outside the litter box?”

“I don’t pee in the litter box—”

“Just poop then?”

“You’re not funny.”

Yes.I.Am.

This Tuxedo Memory is from March 2019 …

We spent Friday morning getting the taxes done and were surprised to see we were getting a rather healthy refund.

That was nice. But then, with the onset of spring, and some slightly warmer days, there were lawns to mow and hedges to trim, and a ten-foot-tall holly bush off the deck that needed to be reshaped for spring; a little help with the ladder and I was able to give Holly a haircut. Sunday was Carlos' turn in the yard and trimming bushes and replanting a tree and weeding along the fence.

Fun times. But we did manage to squeeze in some time with Tuxedo on the deck. Our cats don't go  outside because, living in a somewhat rural area, there are all kinds of things they can catch from critters that roam throughout the yard. Still, Tuxedo is allowed out, and on the table on the deck, but only with supervision, AKA me, and only when it's nice and sunny for him to warm his bones  and then take a breather in the sun.

Not a bad life, really, for us, and Tuxedo.

In Wisconsin, Democrat Shaundel Washington-Spivey made history as the first Black and first openly gay mayor of La Crosse.

This is how the Resistance works.

Think on this … if dog killer and adulterer, Kommandant Kristi Noem, was able to fly to that torture camp in El Salvador and film a photo op in front of hundreds of caged prisoners, then either she or The Felon could get on a goddamn plane right now to retrieve  Abrego Garcia, the father they sent down there by “mistake.”

I’ve seen many cakes in my lifetimes, but these cakes rank right up there in the Top Two Cakes of All-Time.

Also, think on this … over 5.3 million people turned out last Saturday for the Hands-Off protests around the country and not one capitol building was stormed, not one police officer attacked.

That’s the difference …

A guy sitting at a bar said to the guy next to him:

“I’ve got a great MAGA joke …”

“Hey man, before you tell that joke you should know that the bartender is MAGA, the bouncer is MAGA, that big guy shooting pool is MAGA, and his giant rugby buddy is MAGA. The off-duty cop is MAGA and I’m MAGA … so are you sure you wanna tell that joke?”

“Not if I’m gonna have to explain it seven times.”

Truth.

The White House is denying reports that it plans to hold a military parade in Washington on The Felon’s spawn day in June even though local officials have been in contact with the administration about a celebration.

The cost of the parade is said to be $92 million for a draft dodger but not a penny for actual veterans or service men and women who need healthcare from the VA, or housing, or food, or jobs.

This is some fecking bull shiz, y’all.

Australian Jarrod Scott is a rare combination of hot model and environmental activist—check out his Instagram to see—and if you hit it you might learn about saving the oceans, so … Would You Hit It?