Ain't That America XLII

Another week down, another week of Cankles working to enrich the billionaire class, and himself, while telling We The People he doesn’t care about our financial situations … or Florida calling surrogacy a form of slavery especially when used by same-sex couples … Cankles wanting to send the military into polling places … with a few laughs courtesy the Cankles Gold Phone and US Ambassador to Greece, Kimberly “Big Mac Lips” Guilfoyle opening a McDonald’s  … lunacy from the mouth of a CouchFucker and the Oklahoma GOP … so let’s dig in …

While the Cankles Regime spent billions on immigration enforcement and mass deportations, the Criminal-In-Chief invested in Palantir Technologies, a company contracted with immigration enforcement agencies.

In early 2026, Palantir struck a billion-dollar deal with DHS to use the company’s software in the deportation surge. Palantir also has a contract surpassing a billion dollars with the Pentagon to develop AI systems that help orchestrate attacks.

This is the grift.

 

Also grift is the 30 billionaire CEOs Cankles flew with him to China. He had no intention of making like better for We The People, he used the trip to enrich the only part of his base that he gives a fuck about.

 

Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier is attempting to strip legal parentage from families who conceive children using a genetic donor, launching an attack on one same-sex couple that has sweeping ramifications for thousands more—including heterosexual and adoptive parents—by arguing that Florida’s surrogacy contract language violates the 13th Amendment’s prohibition on slavery, and, more sweepingly, that the state constitution bars biological parents from transferring parental rights at all.

This is hate, plain and simple.

 

Tennessee GOP House Speaker Cameron Sexton has barred all 24 House Democrats from standing committees and subcommittees for participating in a protest during a special session on redistricting.

The two-and-a-half-hour session ended with a vote to redraw congressional maps, which ultimately demolished a majority-Black voting district.

They are limiting the vote of people of color, so how do you spell racism? GOP.

 

In the wake of the Supreme Court’s recent decision on gerrymandering, Louisiana GOP Governor Jeff Landry suspended the state’s primary elections, even though tens of thousands of votes had already been cast and now he intends to toss those votes.

That is the clear definition of GOP voter suppression.

 

The numbers are bearing out what many lawmakers feared: Americans can’t afford health insurance through the federal marketplaces without boosted subsidies which congressional Republicans declined to extend in December.

You know, cuz they were giving tax breaks to billionaires and couldn’t be bothered about healthcare for their constituents.

 

Cankles says he won’t rule out deploying troops or federal agents to the polls during the upcoming midterm elections, saying he wants to have honest elections.

Accomplished only by sending soldiers to the polls.

Keep in mind that nearly every single election in this country has been honest except for the one Cankles lost and that’s why he’s having this hissy fit and working to suppress the vote.

 

Cankles' handpicked contractor was charging $1.8 million to paint the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool blue but the cost has jumped to $13.1 million. 

Cankles is quite the businessman, awarding a firm on a no-bid contract then letting them change the costs by $12 million.

The grift continues.

 

Hunter Rivera, the 24-year-old chairman of the Weld County Republican Party, was one of two men arrested on suspicion of trying to buy sex from Larimer County Sheriff’s Office investigators who posed as minors as part of an operation targeting child predators. 

Every single day it looks like the GOP protects pedophiles because so many of them are pedophiles.

The $499 Cankles smart-phone has sparked fresh scrutiny after a new rendering shows the device retaining its gaudy gold exterior but replacing a previously advertised triangular camera layout with a straight row of lenses on the back.

More striking, the flag design itself has been altered: while the American flag has 13 stripes representing the original colonies, the new renderings show the flag with just 11 stripes in one video clip and just 9 in another.

The phone also looks very much like a Chinese-made handset available at Walmart for $127.99—roughly the same price as the $100 deposit customers paid a year ago for the  gold phone they have yet to receive.

Grift.

 

Kimberly Guilfoyle, Junior’s former side-piece and current US ambassador to Greece, gushed over her ribbon-cutting in Athens last week … for a new McDonald’s:

“An exciting day for Greece! It was my honor to participate in the ribbon cutting for a brand-new McDonald’s at The Mall in Athens, the most technologically advanced McDonald’s in all of Europe! American businesses investing here create jobs and bring American culture—and delicious food—to the Greek people.”

Opening a McDonald’s.

 

Little Mike Johnson had a meltdown on Fox News about "mini-Mamdanis" popping up everywhere and then accidentally told the whole country exactly why Republicans are about to get crushed:

"Mini-Mamdanis ... [are] avowed to socialist Marxist ideology. This is something we have never seen before in American history. This is about moving away from a constitutional republic to a communist utopian ideology. And that's a dangerous thing for the future of the country."

No, Mikey, it's about moving toward an ideology that gets things done for the people, not the oligarchs. And these "mini-Mamdanis" are gaining traction ... Graham Platner in Maine ... Brian Poindexter in Pennsylvania ... Abdul El-Sayed in Michigan ... running on Mamdani-style platforms and scaring the hell out of Republicans and corporate.

Mamdani inherited a $12 billion deficit from the corrupt Eric Adams administration and erased it without slashing public services, or raising taxes on working New Yorkers; he's investing $122 million to hire 1,000 new teachers and turned the blocks in front of 50 NYC public schools into car-free "Soccer Streets" so kids can play in celebration of the World Cup.

And now Little Mike Johnson is running scared because of Democratic Socialists taking over from his party of Nationalist Christians AKA Nat-C’s.

Virginia GOP Representative Jen Kiggans is facing calls to resign after expressing agreement with a radio host’s remarks that Democrat House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries get “his cotton-picking hands off of Virginia” and then adding:

“That’s right. Ditto. Yes. Yes, to that.”

Now she says she never agreed with the radio host.

Again, the not every GOPer is racist but nearly all racists identify as Republican.

Oklahoma Republicans are saying banning child marriage is “government interference,” but banning abortion is not.

Make them make sense.

 

JD “Couchfucker” Vance spoke at the National Peace Officers’ Memorial Service this week and uttered this line:

“So long as [Cankles] is the president, and so long as I am the vice president, we will never again let policy makers in the building behind us allow violent criminals to tee off on our police officers.”

Um, JD? You moronic tool? Wasn’t it your party that did nothing before, during, and after, Cankles sent a mob to the Capitol and those MAGAts attacked and killed police officers?

Stay in your lane, traitor.

 

Texas GOP Senator John Cornyn introduced legislation to name US Highway 287 in honor of [Cankles]. The I-47 Future Interstate Act would rename the roughly 1,800-mile corridor, which runs from Port Arthur, Texas, to Choteau, Montana, as the [Cankles] Interstate.

No surprise that Cornyn is doing this since he’s up for reelection and needs the help of a con artist so he’s sucking orange mushroom dick to save his ass.

 

Cankles shared a Truth Social post this week calling for the arrest of Barack Obama, accusing the former president of treason, without evidence.

Sounds about white cuz Cankles knows he will never be as smart as Obama, or as respected as Obama, and will go down in history as the worst president ever while Obama sits at the top of that list.

 

Then, regular as clockwork, Louisiana  GOP Senator John Kennedy, AKA Foghorn Leghorn, says Barack Obama stole $120 million that he ALLEGEDLY earned through ownership of Obamacare.

Once again, please remember, every GOP accusation is an admission because it was a completely made-up and nonsensical ‘quote’ that originated with a ‘satire’ website.

Once again, the GOP is made up of idiots.

 

This just in ... Flori-duh GOP Representative Byron Donalds, a Black man, claims it’s the Democrats who “systematically discriminated against” Black Americans in the South which was why we needed the 1965 Voting Rights Act.

Now, he says that “if you look at the last 30 years in America, there is no systematic discrimination [and so] no racial gerrymandering today.”

Then, Byron, explain why Tennessee and Louisiana and Alabama are gerrymandering districts to reduce Black representation in government.

Seriously, the stupid …

 

Cankles told Fox News that he was “seriously considering making Venezuela the 51st state” after abducting the country’s president Nicolas Maduro because, ahem, “Venezuela loves [him].”

But there are just two reasons he made this statement:

1] He’s a rapist and child molester trying to deflect from the Epstein scandal, and

B] He’s a grifter trying to steal that oil profit for himself.

Facts.

 

GOP Wyoming Representative Harriet Hageman is one of the most vocal critic of the Southern Poverty Law Center and has steadfastly tried to tie the organization to ... well, let her say it:

“The Aryan Nation, the Nazis, and the KKK are not far-right organizations. Those are far-left organizations, and they always have been. The KKK was created and started by the Democrats in the United States to prevent blacks from being able to participate in the political arena, if you will. So, I’m going to say they’ve never been associated with the right, they’ve always been associated with the left.”

Which is explains why everywhere you go Democrats are dressing as Nazis and the Klan and wave Confederate flags.

Seriously, Wyoming, you voted out Liz Cheney for this?

Hawaii just became the first state in the entire country to end Citizen’s United; a bold move that will put elections back in the hands of We The People and not the billionaire class.

If we want to save our Democracy we need to do this in every state.

 

The Cultural Landscape Foundation and its founder, Charles Birnbaum sued over Cankles’ Trump’s Reflecting Pool project, arguing the renovation at the National Mall violates environmental and preservation laws and the blue paint coating is “altering the historic character” of the Reflecting Pool without authority.

Well, let’s be fair, he’s doing it for the money.

And how do we end this bull shiz plaguing America? Well …

Meme Dump

Meme Dump

Meme Dump

GOP Dumpster Fire: Racists, Liars, Grifters and Some Good News

There’s an old saying about when someone shows you who they are, believe them; and when someone says something, openly and publicly, believe that, too, and not the spin machine that envelopes the liar afterwards.

Here are a few examples of liars, and morons, and weirdos showing us who they are …

The Felon, playing the “Kamala Is Dumb” card because his penis is so tiny:

“She’s a low IQ person. She’s not smart. Everyone knows that. Didn’t even pass a law exam was a big thing. She never thought she was going to be able to pass it.”

This is from a guy who sued to stop his college transcripts from being released.

Missouri Attorney General, Andrew Bailey, is suing the state claiming that abortion pills are causing Missouri teens to not reproduce thereby injuring the state because of a population decrease.

I remember when  we tried to prevent teen pregnancy and not encourage it.

During The Felon’s presidency, his D.C. hotel charged the U.S. Secret Service 300% or more above standard government rates on multiple occasions, and at times charged the government agency more than it did other patrons—including a Chinese business and members of a foreign royal family.

Grifters gonna grift.

The Felon pulled out of two major interviews last week after making several appearances that were unhinged and insane. He canceled interviews with CNBC’s Squawk Box, NBC and his friends at the NRA. His people say it was due to a scheduling conflict but instead of going on CNBC he waddled down the street and gave an interview to Fox & Friends.

One of his advisors let it slip that he was “exhausted and refusing [some] interviews but that could change” at any time but if he’s too tired now, how much will the old man nap if he’s elected?

The city of St. Cloud, Minnesota has sent a second invoice to The Felon’s campaign after it missed the October 10 deadline to pay for about $209,000 in city services incurred at a July rally.

The city of Minneapolis has tried for years to get the campaign to cover $530,000 in overtime and expenses after a 2019 rally at Target Center. The city eventually received about $100,000 in compensation.

He’s a con artist, people, who does not pay his bills.

William Jacob Parsons is being charged after he allegedly threatened FEMA workers in western North Carolina who were helping out after Hurricane Helene.

I wonder if he pulled his gun on people who were helping because the GOP and The Felon and JD Palin and Fox News continued lying nonstop about FEMA refusing to help in Red countries.

A majority of economists believe The Felon’s proposed economic policies would lead to higher inflation than those of Vice President Kamala Harris.

Some 68% of economists said inflation would be higher under The Felon’s economic proposals than Harris, which compares to 12% who believed Harris inflation would be worse and 20% who didn’t anticipate a noticeable gap.

Again, the businessman will ruin our economy.

Ron DeSantis skipped meeting with Joe Biden after Hurricane Milton because he’s an insecure little bitch who dogs the president when everything’s fine in Florida then begs for handouts after hurricanes. Biden told reporters before departing the state that he had not spoken with DeSantis Sunday but did meet with the state’s emergency management chief Kevin Guthrie.

Rumors ran amuck that Governor Gogo Boots was having his team pile up storm debris on the streets so he could pose in front of it for the camera. In fact, Florida’s Democratic chairperson Nikki Fried posted footage of what appeared to be workers piling debris from the aftermath directly behind a lectern where DeSantis was set to speak about hurricane relief efforts.

Fake governor.

And now, a Word Salad about climate change from The Felon:

“So I always feel that with the climate and I have been a great, I have been an environmentalist. I built many things. I own Doral right next door and we did that in a very environment—I got awards, environmental awards for the way I built it, for the water, the way I use the water, the sand, the mixing of the sand and the water. I mean. Many different. But I’ve had many awards over the years for environmental, the way I’ve built, because you know about building, that’s what you do. It’s very important to me. At the same time, we can’t destroy our country and we’re competing against countries that don’t spend anything on climate change, like China and others. And they’re able to make their product for tremendously less than us. And we’re not going to let that happen either. We have to have a strong country and we have to have a nice climate. And there’s nobody better at that I think at that combination than me. I will say this though. I hear a lot about climate and they talk about global warming etc etc. Because they used to call it global warming now they call it climate change cause that covers everything, global warming. The water is coming up 1/8 of an inch over 300 years, the ocean is going to rise and you know nobody knows if that’s true or not but they’re worried about the ocean rising an 1/8 of an inch in 300 years.”

Yes, he said all that.

GOP vice presidential nominee Sen. JD Vance is standing by another lie from The Felon that Venezuelan gangs have invaded and conquered Aurora, Colorado. The Felon has repeatedly claimed that members of the Venezuelan Tren de Aragua gang have “taken over” apartment complexes and “overrun” the city, as he did in a rally in the city last week.

And when asked by “This Week” co-anchor Martha Raddatz, if he supports those claims, The Felon’s Little Bitch  did not back down.

Seventeen days from the election, in Michigan, The Felon spent the first 10 minutes of his speech without mentioning politics but instead delivered a tribute to Arnold Palmer, the late golfer who was born here:

“Arnold Palmer was all man. And I say that in all due respect to women and I love women. But this guy, this guy, this is a guy that was all man … [and] when he took showers with the other pros, they came out of there, they said, ‘Oh my God, that’s unbelievable.’ I had to say it. I had to tell you about the shower part because it’s true.”

Yes, he’s campaigning on the size of a dead man’s dick. 

U.S. District Judge Tanya Chutkan has agreed to release a dossier of evidence amassed by special counsel Jack Smith, ruling that the high public interest in the document outweighs The Felon’s demand that she keep it hidden until after the election.

In fact, she said, suppressing the evidence—which would typically be released as part of public court proceedings–would be the actual political meddling.

Bam.

Bob Milligan, a Republican who served as Florida’s last elected Comptroller before it changed to the current Chief Financial Officer post, says he’s backing Kamala Harris for President, saying:

“An integral part of being a good leader is your character. Unfortunately, [The Felon’s] character is a disaster [and] that’s why we owe it to the country and to the world to elect Kamala Harris and reject [The Felon].”

Jim Smith, a Republican who was Florida’s 32nd Attorney General and two-time Secretary of State is also voting Blue.

And lastly longtime GOP strategist Mac Stipanovich has pledged his support for Kamala Harris.

In Georgia last week Judge Thomas Cox struck down a half-dozen new rules that were described by Republicans as necessary election security measures but opposed by Democrats, who said they were aimed at impeding certification of results in a state that could be crucial in selecting the next president.

Cox said the rules, including ones that would have empowered local officials to investigate irregularities and examine troves of documents related to the vote, contradicted state law.

The St. Louis Post-Dispatch pulled no punches with a damning assessment of GOP Senator Josh “Chicken Run” Hawley as “quite possibly the worst sitting senator in America right now.”

The Missouri newspaper’s editorial board said lapdog of The Felon “stands apart for his singular role in spurring the violence” of Jan. 6, 2021, and that he was “the first and initially only senator to announce his baseless challenge of the election results, setting in motion the grotesque events that followed.”

The newspaper has endorsed Democratic rival Lucas Kunce.

Full transparency and Shallowness: Lucas Kunce is hot.

More than 230 doctors, nurses and health care professionals are calling on The Felon to release his medical records, arguing that he should be transparent about his health “given his advancing age”:

“[He] is falling concerningly short of any standard of fitness for office and displaying alarming characteristics of declining acuity. In the limited opportunities we can examine his behavior, he’s providing a deeply concerning snapshot.”

Keep in mind, he won’t release his transcripts of his college grades, his tax returns or his medical reports and is clearly an unhinged, uneducated, millionaire thousand-aire.

Small business owners in Lancaster, Pennsylvania say they experienced an influx of customers after their shops were included on a social media post tying them to a debated LGBTQ+ Pride event and urging the public to boycott the stores.

Brandon Love, owner of fragrance and gift store Bewilderment, said his downtown Lancaster business was one of several that saw a boost in sales when the store was named to a list shared on social media by members of a group called “Fairfield County Conservatives.”

Business owners say that members of the anti-Pride group have been seen taking photos of LGBTQ-friendly shops and their wares and say that customers from out of town have flooded their shops after local media reported on the boycott. 

North Carolina Republican Lt. Governor, and self-professed Black Nazi,  Mark Robinson doesn’t think the sexually explicit and racist comments attributed to him by CNN will hurt his chances at being elected governor even though recent polls show Attorney General Josh Stein polling between 10-20 points ahead of him.

Over the weekend, however, Robinson spoke at a meet and greet event at Victory Christian Center Campus III where he addressed a room of around 10 people after arriving 30 minutes late.

Robinson said he wasn’t concerned about the low turnout.

It’s ten more votes than he deserves.

Remember, the GOP is a party that promises but never delivers, a party of demented old men, and mascara-wearing RuPaul wannabes who hate women, the  LGBTQ+ community, immigrants, education and members of our military.

We don't need that, so ...