I Didn't Say It

Hakeem Jeffries, House Minority Leader, warning that much more than abortion rights are at risk if Hair Furor gets a second term:

“And the extreme MAGA Republicans have set in motion the erosion of reproductive freedom. We’re gonna fight for it with everything that we’ve got at our disposal. [But] if Roe v. Wade can fall, anything can fall. Social Security can fall. Medicare can fall. Voting rights can fall. And God help us all, but democracy itself can fall. If Roe v. Wade can fall, then anything can fall.”

Including marriage equality and LGBTQ+ rights. So, if you don’t care about women, or the elderly, or the ill, or voting, or LGBTQ+ Americans, then vote for the traitor and then just wait until the GOP comes for rights YOU hold dear.

But, if you believe imn freedoms and equality for all, and if you believe the money you’ve paid into Social Security for your whole life sis yours, and if you believe in healthcare and free and fair elections, the CAST A GODDAMNED BLUE VOTE.

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John Pavlovitz, a  former youth pastor and author, known for his social and political writings from a liberal Christian perspective, on the GOP gun hypocrisy:

“I’m glad so many Republicans are outrages by someone shooting a dog. Now, if they only could find the same visceral response to someone shooting school children, mall shoppers, worshippers, parade attendees, and workers.”

It kinda looks like the GOP cares more about dogs than dead children?

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Jesse Watters, Fox News’ Tucker Fucker Carlson 2.0, saying Hair Furor would thrive in prison if Justice Juan Merchan locked him up for contempt:

“[Hair Furor] is going to come out with a prison body. That’s what happens when you go to prison; you work out, that’s all there is to do.”

Except when you’re a lazy gelatinous slob like Hair Furor who uses a golf cart to whisk him twenty yards. It sounds more like Jesse wants to meet Hair Furor in the showers and grab for the soap.

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Paul Ryan, former GOP House Speaker, saying he won’t vote for Hair Furor in November:

“Character is too important for me. [The presidency] is a job that requires the kind of character [Hair Furor] doesn’t have. Democracy is being tested in two very specific ways. One within, with our polarization eating each other alive, [and] the second one is from [the outside], from authoritarian regimes who are basically saying they got the mojo, they can make the decisions faster, they can beat democracy.”

First off, Paul Ryan and character is an oxymoron; he sold his soul to Hair Furor in 2016 gleefully. I will give him props for speaking out, but don’t say character is important when you carried water for a traitorous racist rapist.

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Kristi Noem, on her seemingly endless world tour to make people hate her:

“What most people don’t realize is that in South Dakota they’ve used that story to attack me and my political campaigns for years. I wanted people to know the truth. This dog was vicious, it was dangerous, it was killing livestock for the joy of it and attacking people. I had a choice between keeping my family safe, I had little kids at the time, a very public business of inviting people out to come out and enjoy our hunting lodge and our business and I don’t pass my responsibilities off to anybody else. So that story’s in the book because I want people to know I’m honest and that when I have difficult jobs that I take responsibility of myself.”

Funny, then, that in her book she says she “hated” Cricket because the dog was too hyper and distracting the hunting dogs. Not a world about being aggressive.

The only aggressive rabid bitch in this story is Kristi “DogKiller” Noem.

PS That’s Kristi with her old face and her new one.

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Geoff Duncan, former GOP Lieutenant Governor of Georgia, on his choice for president in November:

“Unlike [Hair Furor], I’ve belonged to the GOP my entire life. This November, I am voting for a decent person I disagree with on policy over a criminal defendant without a moral compass.”

One by one many in the GOP are coming out against a traitorous racist rapist con man. I like it.

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I Didn't Say It

Thomas James, U.S. Navy Petty Officer 2nd Class and one of the Club Q guests who charged at the shooter, on why he did it and what the LGBTQ+ community needs to do:

“I simply wanted to save the family I found. If I had my way, I would shield everyone I could from the nonsensical acts of hate in the world, but I am only one person. To the youth, I say be brave. Your family is out there. You are loved and valued. So when you come out of the closet, come out swinging.”

Come out and fight to be treated equally in this country. Fight for your rights, fight for your lives, fight for a government that represents all the people.

Keep in mind that it doesn’t take a good guy with a gun to stop a bad guy with a gun, it takes a gay man with no gun who is tired of not feeling safe in his own country.

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Michael Elizabeth Pence, former Vice President, says Thing 45 “demonstrated profoundly poor judgment” for dining with Nick Fuentes and Kanye West:

“[Thing 45] was wrong to give a white nationalist, an antisemite and Holocaust denier, a seat at the table and I think he should apologize for it. And he should denounce those individuals and their hateful rhetoric without qualification.”

Michael Elizabeth Pence clearly still has Mother’s balls and is clearly trying to run in 2024, because now he’s getting tough on his old boss., but while they were in office Pence followed the racist traitorous leader like a dog.

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Jesse Watters, Fox News host, apparently suggesting women need to stop cutting their hair and being nicer to men:

“Women need men, and men need women. We need each other. And if you understand nature, you understand there is not a war between the sexes. We need to make love, not war. And you need to stop chopping your hair off and calling us ‘toxic.’ We are on a mission—yes, we peacock, but we peacock for your attention—so fall in love and let’s all live happily ever after.”

Watters admitted to wooing his wife, Emma—who was a younger producer working on his show at the time and he was a married man—by sabotaging her car.

“When I was trying to get Emma to date me, the first thing I did was let the air out of her tires. She couldn’t go anywhere. She needed a lift, I said, ‘You need a lift?’ She hopped right in the car.”

Sounds like a predator to me.

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Anthony Fauci, when asked if he thinks attacks on him will “wane” in the new Congress:

“The Republicans, had they won the Senate, they would be bringing me before the committee that Rand Paul likely would be chairing. That’s not going to happen because the Senate is not in the Republican control. But the Republican House has said that they’re going to—and that’s fine with me. I’m very much in favor of legitimate oversight. Absolutely. I mean, I’ve testified before Congress—given the 38 years that I’ve been director—literally hundreds of times, in many oversight hearings.”

Don’t come for Fauci and let the guy who suggested drinking bleach or shining a flashlight up your ass or that this was a nothing virus and would go way in the Spring and then let 1,000,000+ Americans die get away with anything.

But the GOP wants to punish anyone who hurt Thing 45s ego.

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Paul Ryan, former GOP Speaker of the House, blaming Thig 45 for Republicans’ Senate loss in the midterms:

“I was not a never-_____er, but I am a never-again _____er. Why? Because I want to win. And we lose with [Thing 45]. What we now know, it’s pretty clear is, with [Thing 45], we lose. I don’t mean this personally—it’s just evidence. It’s palpable right now. We get past [Thing 45], we start winning elections. We stick with [Thing 45], we keep losing elections, that’s just how I see it.”

Oh Paul, welcome to the right side of history … finally. And only after the losses of the GOP this month. To be clear, you pandering asshat, if any of Thing 45’s chosen candidates had won, you wouldn’t be saying this at all; you’d continue goose-stepping like you’ve always done.

Now, kindly fuck off.

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Kevin McCarthy, vowing to boot Democrats from committees if … big if … he’s elected Speaker:

“I’ll keep that promise. And one thing I said from the very beginning, Eric Swalwell cannot get a security clearance in the public sector. Why would we ever give him a security clearance in the secrets to America? So I will not allow him to be on Intel. You have Adam Schiff who had lied to the American public time and again. We will not allow him to be on the Intel committee either. And you look at, Congresswoman Omar, her anti-Semitic comments that have gone forward, we’re not going to allow her to be on Foreign Affairs.”

Notice not a word about inflation, gas prices, borders, fentanyl, just ways to punish the Democrats. The GOP hasn’t learned that they are slowly becoming a minority in this country with their Do Nothing But Complain stance.

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Adam Kinzinger, outgoing Republican Congressman who put country over party, on Kevin McCarthy:

“I think he has cut so many deals with bad people to get to this position that I think he’s not going to be a leader at all. I think he will be completely hostage to kind of the extreme wings of the Republican Party. And I, frankly, don’t think he’s going to last very long. Maybe he will prove me wrong. But it’s sad to see a man that I think had so much potential just totally sell himself. I have done this business for a while. And I will tell you, they’re just the ‘hope yes, vote no’ caucus. They vote no on everything, or now they’re only going to vote for the most conservative stuff.”

Sad, but Kinzinger may be right, and if he is, just imagine who might get the Speaker of the House job.

That’s scary.

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Greg Kelly, Newsmax host, behaving like a child:

“Hakeem. This is Hakeem Jeffries, and he’s been there since 2012, and everybody says, this is probably the next minority leader. Could be a Speaker someday. Not much in the way—just like Kevin McCarthy—not much in the way of intellect or accomplishment. For this guy, though, you know what his calling card is? The name. Hakeem. I mean, that is–come on–that’s fashionable. That is so cool right now, and I think that’s what’s happening here.”

Kelly also suggested Nancy Pelosi “staged” the assault on her husband; he also called the Dallas police to “report” a drag show, and in August he claimed that a Capitol police officer beaten unconscious by rioting Proud Boys had actually “fallen and bumped her head.”

So, yeah, he’s an idiot.

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I Didn't Say It ...

Ryan Murphy, television producer , accepting the Hero Award for the cast of Pose at The Trevor Project‘s annual gala, announced a multi-million-dollar initiative to vote anti-LGBTQ lawmakers out of office:

“Why don’t we consider ever targeting the people who are causing the problem here? The homophobes, the trans naysayers, and the small restricted and dangerous minds who are causing so many young people to needlessly hate themselves and doubt themselves … It was the midterms this year that gave me hope. One after one, anti-LGBTQ candidates who made hate speech and ideology part of their legacy fell away. They were disgraced and eliminated by Democratic candidates who were largely boosted to victory by young and female voters, by the way ... Over 20 anti—LGBTQ right wing politicians and their horrifying views were gone in a day … and they were replaced by allies. I want these hateful and wrong politicians to go, and stop polluting our moral and ethical ether … In 2020, we’re going to create and fund, with corporate sponsorship, a multi-million dollar organization that targets anti-LGBTQ candidates running for office. We’re narrowing our focus to 20 of them. Senate and congressional candidates who think they can get votes by hurting and discriminating against us. And I have to say to them, ‘Well, we can get votes too.' We are going to send a message which says you cannot make discrimination against us a political virtue anymore,” he vowed. “You cannot keep killing our vulnerable young people by promoting and nationalizing your rural, close-minded anti-constitutional viewpoints.”

Murphy named Senators Mike Lee, Susan Collins, Lindsey Graham, and Congressman Steve King, among others, as the first targets of the Pose Initiative.

See, voting helps, so keep doing it.

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Mike Madrid, GOP political consultant, on the Republican party:

“The party has to die before it can be rebuilt. And by die, I mean, completely decimated. I think [the midterms] was a big step.”

I don’t think the GOP has to die, I think they just need a backbone, or asset of balls, to stand up against the hate-filled factions of the party … like the Racist-In-Chief.

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Barack Obama, plainly, and simply, and effectively, asking why anyone would think ____ was a good choice:

“Does anyone really believe that a guy who’s spent his 70 years on this Earth showing no regard for working people is suddenly going to be your champion? Your voice?”

That is exactly my thought on _____;all the way from the primaries through the general election.

Nice to know My President and I think alike.

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Paul Ryan, on his way out the door as a loser, on California:

"California just defies logic to me ... We were only down 26 seats the night of the election & 3 weeks later, we lost basically every contested CA race. This election system they have—I can’t begin to understand what ‘ballot harvesting’ is."

You can’t begin to understand how people finally grew disgusted by your party, and your leadership role, and said, ‘F**k this, I’m voting blue.’

Be gone, Lyin’ Ryan, before someone drops a house on you.

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Pat Robertson, on The 700 Club, saying George H.W. Bush only launched the first Gulf War after Robertson assured him person that God said it would be a success:

“He was in the Oval Office and just at that time, his representative in Geneva had been meeting with a representative of Saddam Hussein and the talks had broken down. I said, ‘Mr. President, I’ve got a word from the Lord for you.’ He said, ‘What is it?’ I said, ‘There is going to be a war, it is going to be enormously successful, you’re going to be hailed as a great military leader, and your success is going to go through the roof.’”

And, I imagine, you were wearing a tinfoil hat at the time and also in direct communications with Mars?

Take a seat, old man; when God hears you lying like this, She’ll be pissed.

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Bruce Springsteen, warning that _____ may be reelected in 2020:

“I think that there are a lot of reasons people became _____ voters. You had severe blows to working people in the 1970s and 1980s as all the steel mills shut down. Then you had an explosion of information technology. These are life-changing, upsetting occurrences. [And] I don’t see anyone out there at the moment …the man who can beat _____, or the woman who can beat _____. You need someone who can speak some of the same language (as _____) and the Democrats don’t have an obvious, effective presidential candidate.”

Sorry, Boss, you’re wrong. People didn’t vote for _____ because of something that happened thirty or forty years ago, they voted for him because he stoked fear, and promoted racism; he made people who thought having a Black president was the End Times vote for a man who had never done anything for them; how many jobs did he create in casinos that went bankrupt, or universities that shut down, or projects that failed. It was fear and hatred of anything that wasn’t white. 

And it was Democrats not banding together to fight him that allowed him to win.

It was complacency on our parts, and fear on his. But we’re not complacent any longer.

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Joe Biden, on who should run against _____, of he’s still in office, I mean, in 2020:

“I’ll be as straight with you as I can. I think I’m the most qualified person in the country to be president. The issues that we face as a country today are the issues that have been in my wheelhouse, that I’ve worked on my whole life. No one should run for the job unless they believe that they would be qualified doing the job. I’ve been doing this my whole adult life, and the issues that are the most consequential relating to the plight of the middle class and our foreign policy are things that I have – even my critics would acknowledge, I may not be right but I know a great deal about it.”

Is this Joe declaring his candidacy?

Please?

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I Didn't Say It ....

Barack Obama, former great President, took on 45 without ever saying his name … like he’s Voldemort or something:

“You have to believe in facts. Without facts, there’s no basis for cooperation. If I say this is a podium and you say this is an elephant, it’s going to be hard for us to cooperate … I can’t find common ground if people say climate change is just not happening when almost all the world’s scientists tell us it is. I don’t know where to start talking to you about this. If you start saying it’s an elaborate hoax … where do we start? Unfortunately, too much of politics today seems to reject the very concept of objective truth. People just make stuff up. They just make stuff up … We see the utter loss of shame among political leaders where they’re caught in a lie and they just double down and they lie some more.”

Snap.

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John McCain, on the traitor’s Treason Summit:

“Today’s press conference in Helsinki was one of the most disgraceful performances by an American president in memory. The damage inflicted by President _____’s naiveté, egotism, false equivalence, and sympathy for autocrats is difficult to calculate. But it is clear that the summit in Helsinki was a tragic mistake. President _____ proved not only unable, but unwilling to stand up to Putin. He and Putin seemed to be speaking from the same script as the president made a conscious choice to defend a tyrant against the fair questions of a free press, and to grant Putin an uncontested platform to spew propaganda and lies to the world.

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No prior president has ever abased himself more abjectly before a tyrant. Not only did President Trump fail to speak the truth about an adversary; but speaking for America to the world, our president failed to defend all that makes us who we are—a republic of free people dedicated to the cause of liberty at home and abroad. American presidents must be the champions of that cause if it is to succeed. Americans are waiting and hoping for President Trump to embrace that sacred responsibility. One can only hope they are not waiting totally in vain.”

To paraphrase: I like presidents who aren’t traitors.

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Richard Burr, Senate Intelligence Committee Chairman, on the Treason Summit:

“The Senate Intelligence Committee has reviewed the 2017 IC assessment and found no reason to doubt its conclusion that President Putin ordered an influence campaign aimed at the 2016 U.S. elections with the goal of undermining faith in our democratic process. Russia has conducted a coordinated cyberattack on state election systems, and hacked critical infrastructure. They have used social media to sow chaos and discord in our society. They have beaten and harassed U.S. diplomats and violated anti-proliferation treaties. Any statement by Vladimir Putin contrary to these facts is a lie and should be recognized as one by the President. Vladimir Putin is not our friend and never has been. Nor does he want to be our friend. His regime’s actions prove it. We must make clear that the United States will not tolerate hostile Russian activities against us or our allies.”

And yet _____ bends over for Putin.

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Rudy Giuliani, naturally praising the traitor:

“I don’t know what it would have accomplished if Trump said, ‘I believed Putin did it.’ I don’t think we need to call Putin a liar. As far as I know there’s nothing showing that Putin knew about it. We just assume Putin knew something.”

Standing with traitors. That’s Rudy.

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Chuck Schumer, Democratic Senator from New York, on the traitor:

“What, if anything, will Congress do in response to this awful trip? Where are our Republican colleagues … who know in their heart that the president is giving away the store to Vladimir Putin? … A single, ominous question now hangs over the White House: what could possibly cause President _____ to put the interests of Russia over those of the United States? Millions of Americans will continue to wonder if the only possible explanation for this dangerous behavior is the possibility that President Putin holds damaging information over President _____.”

It's the Pee Tape, I tell you, it’s the Pee Tape.

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Lindsey Graham, goose-stepping GOP Senator from South Carolina … and I’m sorry about that … on the soccer ball Vlad gave to his Little Bitch at the Treason Summit:

“Finally, if it were me, I’d check the soccer ball for listening devices and never allow it in the White House.”

Yes, Miss Lindsey has nothing to say about an American president siding with Russia over his own country, because he’s creating a soccer ball conspiracy.

Girl, Bye.

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Neil Cavuto, FOX Business host, to one of his guest who said the Treason Summit was _____’s chance to go after Putin for hacking the election:

“But he didn’t. And that’s what made it disgusting, that’s what made his performance disgusting. I’m sorry, it’s the only way I feel. It’s not a right or left thing to me, it’s just wrong. A US president on foreign soil talking to our biggest enemy, or adversary, or competitor … is essentially letting the guy get away with this and not even offering a mild criticism. That sets us back a lot. “I don’t think you get a second chance to make a good first impression at a stage and venue like this… I just found that Vladimir Putin appeared to run circles around the President and get him to buy––that is the guy standing next to him hook line and sinker––every single sneaky lie and misstatement he has made on this matter.”

Let’s be clear: _____ is Putin’s bitch, and that was made clear in Helsinki.

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Paul Ryan, _____’s bitch boy, on the Treason Summit:

“There is no question that Russia interfered in our election and continues attempts to undermine democracy here and around the world. That is not just the finding of the American intelligence community but also the House Committee on Intelligence. The president must appreciate that Russia is not our ally. There is no moral equivalence between the United States and Russia, which remains hostile to our most basic values and ideals. The United States must be focused on holding Russia accountable and putting an end to its vile attacks on democracy.”

So, you believe Russia interfered with the election, and yet you stand by and kiss the ass of the man who benefited from that?

Sit down, you pandering, lying, hypocritical fuck.

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Rachel Maddow, on the president … for now … siding with Russia over America:

“Things are at a boil, things are going fast now. This is a time when everybody needs to pay attention. There is no explicable scenario for any of those things, unless you are willing to believe the worst. For everything that we have been through as a country, for every kind of trial and challenge and intrigue and embarrassment and scandal that we have been through as a nation, we haven’t ever had to reckon with the possibility that somebody has ascended to the presidency of the United States to serve the interests of another country rather than our own. What’s the corrective to that? How do you remedy that? These are no longer hypothetical questions. … And if the president did that today because he has some reason to serve that other country rather than our own, then a lot that has previously been inexplicable is now explicable. And that’s the worst case scenario. And, deep breath, it means that we are going to have to come to terms with this as a country. And we’re going to have to come to terms with what we need to do next as a country to fix this. And in order to do that, the blinders have to come off. We have to be real.”

The blinders come off and you cast a goddamned vote to get Democrats in office because, especially now, after Helsinki, it’s clear the GOP will do nothing about _____.

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