Be On The Lookout For Fabulousness

Well, now, this seems fun.

Those folks at Bravo, who never met a reality show idea they didn't like--The Fashion Show, anyone?--are in search of The Gays, The creators of The Real Housewives of fill in the blank are said to be on the lookout for some fabulous gays to use and abuse and then toss aside when a better idea comes along.

And it isn't just the mens they want; they're also on a Lesbian hunt, too.

This seems like a grand idea.

The gays love their drama, whether they're watching it or performing it.

The lesbians can build the sets and the gays can dress it.

It's a win-win.

I may write in and suggest they do a Gay Housewives [Husbands] Of Smallville. I've already got several couples lined up.

Gay. The Bible Belt. A Red State. And Bravo.

Bring me Andy Cohen on a platter!

It's a win-win.