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Dolly Parton, while being mostly apolitical, spoke
about how these new anti-LGBTQ laws affect people she loves: “I have some of everybody in my own immediate family and in my circle of employees. I’ve got transgender people. I’ve got gays. I’ve got lesbians. I’ve got drunks. I’ve got drug addicts—all within my own family. I know and love them all, and I do not judge. And I just see how broken-hearted they get over certain things and I know how real they are. I know how important this is to them. That’s who they are. They cannot help that any more than I can help being Dolly Parton, you know, the way people know me. If there’s something to be judged, that is God’s business. But we are all God’s children and how we are is who we are.” And this simple statement has gotten the MAGAts and the
wingnuts all riled up at Parton’s wokeness, when it’s just Dolly’s Christian
beliefs. In a world of Christians be like Dolly. |
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Byron Donalds, in a world of hurt after suggesting
Black families were stronger under Jim Crow segregation: “You see, during Jim Crow, the Black family was together. During Jim Crow, more Black people were not just conservative—Black people have always been conservative-minded—but more Black people voted conservatively. And then H.E.W.[Department of Health Education and welfare], Lyndon Johnson—you go down that road, and now we are where we are.” Of note, President Lyndon Johnson introduced legislation on
the heels of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and the Voting Rights Act of 1965,
which overturned the Jim Crow-era caste system that kept African Americans as second-class citizens after slavery was
abolished. Donalds doubled down a bit saying: “Let’s agree on something: I am, you know, obviously, one of
the better communicators in the Republican Party.” Except your foot is in your mouth. For the record, The Jim Crow laws were state and local
laws introduced in the Southern United States in the late 19th and early 20th
centuries that enforced racial segregation and for a man of color to paint that
as a positive time is disgusting. |
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Martha-Ann Alito, traitorous insurrectionist wife of
traitorous insurrectionist Justice Samuel Alito, has surprisingly come out
against Pride flags: “You know what I want? I want a Sacred Heart of Jesus flag, because I have to look across the lagoon at the Pride flag for the next month. [But my husband’s] like, ‘Oh, please don’t put up a flag.’ I said, ‘I won’t do it because I am deferring to you. But when you are free of this nonsense, I’m putting it up and I’m gonna send them a message every day, maybe every week, I’ll be changing the flags.’ They’ll be all kinds. I made a flag in my head. This is how I satisfy myself. I made a flag. It’s white and has yellow and orange flames around it. And in the middle is the word ‘vergogna.’ ‘Vergogna’ in Italian means shame.” What a sad lonely, hate-filled pathetic woman with a flag-pole up her ass. And, you
know, if she had a few gay friends there might be some better hair and makeup
going on in that photo, not to mention the clothes that look a little Bewitched
Endora hand-me-down-ish. |
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Pete Buttigieg, Transportation Secretary, flag-waving loon Martha-Ann Alito’s
condemnation of “shameful” Pride flags: “I’m often reminded that the most important thing in my life—which is my marriage, and my family and the two beautiful children that my husband Chasten and I are raising—that that marriage only exists by the grace of the single vote on the United States Supreme Court. That expanded our rights and freedoms back in 2015 and made it possible for somebody like me to get married. And, you know, Supreme Court justices have an unbelievable amount of power and—by the nature in the structure, the Supreme Court—there’s no supervision over that power. They are entrusted with it literally for as long as they live. And part of that trust is we expect them to enter into those enormously consequential decisions that shape our everyday lives with a sense of fairness. I also hope that most Americans can understand the difference between a flag that symbolizes … love and acceptance and signals to people who have sometimes feared for their safety that they’re going to be okay—and insurrectionists symbology, I’ll just leave it at that.” Funny that the gay man is open and honest and decent and the so-called Christian is the bitch trying to decide how people live. |
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Kyle Lammott, a Wichita pastor, encouraging his flock
of sheep to mark Pride Month by checking out mass amounts of LGBTQ+ books from
their local library: “One way you can love your neighbors and your community is to gather together some of the men in your church and go empty the local library of all their LGBTQ+ books.” Carry on "pastor," you send the men to libraries to get The Gay
books and you might change some of them to be big flaming queens. So, I have a
better idea, have them check out the Bible and take note of all the times your
so-called god spoke against gay people; have them understand that god is love,
not hate, not ignorance, not cheap publicity stunts by a fame-whoring pastor. And them, fuck off. |
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Josh Shapiro, Pennsylvania Democrat Governor, on The Felon: “All they hear from [him] is a whole bunch of whining about this country. And I think [he’s] got to quit whining, got to quit trying to divide us. I mean, consider this … We’re producing more energy than anyone before in this nation. We have the strongest economy in the world and we are beating China for the first time in decades. More people went to work this morning in America than any other time in our nation’s history. So, I got a message to [The Felon] and all of his negativity and whining: stop shit-talking America! This is the greatest country on Earth and it’s time that we all start acting like it. The good people of Pennsylvania understand that this is a great country, understand that we got a whole lot going for us. And not it’s time for us to continue this path of progress that Joe Biden has laid out and not go back to a negative time, not listen to the whining of the former president, and instead, focus on a positive future for all of us.” Simple as that, y’all. CAST A GODDAMNED VOTE! |
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President Biden, on the verdict in Hunter
Biden’s trial: “As I said last week, I am the President, but I am also a Dad. Jill and I love our son, and we are so proud of the man he is today. So many families who have had loved one’s battle addiction understand the feeling of pride seeing someone you love come out the other side and be so strong and resilient in recovery. As I also said last week, I will accept the outcome of this case and will continue to respect the judicial process as Hunter considers an appeal. Jill and I will always be there for Hunter and the rest of our family with our love and support. Nothing will ever change that.” That’s how you parent; you don’t cast blame,
call the trial rigged and the jurist’s liars and the judge corrupt. You stand up like a grown-assed man and not
some flabby orange child. |
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Adam Schiff, California’s Democrat Representative,
speaking at yesterday’s House Judiciary Committee hearing on The Felon’s
“political persecution.” “I wanted to begin by quoting the jury in the Manhattan hush money trial. Guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty. This was what the jury pronounced. Unanimously on every count. My Republican colleagues don’t really contest [his] guilt. This is the fascinating thing; their argument has been he should never have been prosecuted. Where they falsely claim it was a political prosecution. They falsely claim it should have been a misdemeanor, not a felony.” Sheep goosestepping for a felon. |
