I Didn't Say It ...

Will Hurd, former GOP Congressman from Texas, on _____’s reaction to the election:

“A sitting president undermining our political process and questioning the legality of the voices of countless Americans without evidence is not only dangerous and wrong, it undermines the very foundation this nation was built upon. Every American should have his or her vote counted.”

He may be out of office now—Hurd chose not to run for reelection—but he’s proven himself one of the few in the GOP with the spine and the balls to take on _____ and the GOP Cowards.

Thank you for your service.

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Kayleigh McEnany, AKA Bullshit Barbie, in an interview  with Fox News, saying the _____ campaign would challenge the counting of mail-in ballots in the Supreme Court:

"We believe every vote on Election Day should be counted but it's those that arrive after the Election Day that we are fighting in court."

Fox News host Bret Baier reminded Bullshit Barbie that. last month SCOTUS allowed ballots postmarked by Election Day but received up to three days later can be counted.

Doh! Even Fox News isn’t really having this.

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John Fetterman, Pennsylvania Lt. Governor, on _____’s false remarks about illegal ballot dumps:

“The president is no different than any other random internet troll saying crazy things that have no basis in reality. That’s not the case and it’s not true. And Twitter constantly puts those kinds of statements on hold and none of those [have] any factual basis.”

Random internet troll!! Loves it, but … anyone else terrified of meeting Fetterman in a dark alley??

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Pam Bondi, former Florida Attorney General, who infamously took a $25,000 campaign donation bribe from _____ before deciding to drop a _____ University investigation, spreading voter fraud claims on Fox & Friends:

“For every vote that came in late, that was postmarked late…that discounts every legal vote that come in. That means all the good residents who are all supporting us in Pennsylvania, their votes don’t count by these fake ballots that are coming in late. And they are not letting us watch the process.”

Fox & Friends host Steve Doocy asked Bondi to clarify her “fake ballots” comment and she responded “there could be. That’s the problem.”

But she has no proof, she’s just talking out of her ass, like any good _____ lapdog.

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Danell Leyva, Olympic gymnast, on coming out as bisexual, or perhaps pansexual:

“I hope to one day live in a world where your sexuality is as irrelevant as whether you’re right or left-handed. You know, it’s such a non-issue. It literally means nothing that if you’re just like, ‘Oh, you’re left-handed? That’s cool. Oh, you’re bi? That’s cool. The only way we can do that, we can achieve that, is by making it normal, by doing things like what I did by coming out publicly.” [But] I didn’t think it was gonna blow up the way it did. In the post, I said that I’m still trying to figure out between whether I’m bi or pan. It was nice to have people be like, ‘You don’t have to label it. You don’t have to just be ‘a thing.’ It’s an ever-changing fluid thing, so you don’t have to worry about that.’ That was nice because that was certainly reassuring.”

Welcome out, Dannell, and please accept a sour gift the Official Coming Out Toaster Oven™ and a copy of the Gay Agenda ... which includes our pansexual friends.

You don't need any label, well, except for the 'bendy' one ... cuz you are so bendy.

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Brian Kilmeade, FOX & Friends host, saying _____ should quit Twitter because they keep censoring his lies:

“Why do you patronize a big-tech company like this when they continue to show a lack of respect for you? The president should start. If the president takes his followers and goes somewhere else, that will be a tweetstorm.”

I have two words: Good.Bye. And two more:Good.Riddance.

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Adrian Tam, who beat a Proud Boy to become the only out gay man in Hawaii’s House of Representatives, on his historic win:

“I always say representation matters. I am glad that I can bring that perspective to the legislature when it comes to making decisions. I always say a legislature should reflect what a state looks like. I am glad to be the only one, but I hope I am not the last one.”

You won’t be the last, but, as all are, you are welcome to your seat at the table, and to bring LGBTQ+ representation to Hawaii.

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I Didn't Say It ...

Bill Clinton, former President, on that email “scandal” surrounding Hillary:

"First of all, the FBI Director [James Comey] said when he testified before Congress … that she had never received any emails marked classified. They saw two little notes with a 'C' on it. [The State Department puts that 'C' on an email to discourage people from discussing it in public.] This is the biggest load of bull I've ever heard. ... Do you really believe there are 300 career diplomats … all of whom were careless with national security? Do you believe that? Forget about Hillary, forget about her. Is that conceivable?"

Only to Republicans who are scared to death of four more years, hell, eight more years, of a Democrat in office.

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RuPaul Charles, on Democrats and Hillary Clinton:

“I fucking love them. I have always loved them. And let me just say this: If you're a politician — not just in Washington but in business and industry, you have to be a politician — there are a lot of things that you have to do that you're not proud of. There are a lot of compromises you have to make because it means that you can get this other thing over here. And if you think that you can go to fucking Washington and be rainbows and butterflies the whole time, you're living in a fucking fantasy world. So now, having said that, think about what a female has to do with that: All of those compromises, all of that shit, double it by ten. And you get to understand who this woman is and how powerful, persuasive, brilliant, and resilient she is. Any female executive, anybody who has been put to the side — women, blacks, gays — for them to succeed in a white-male-dominated culture is an act of brilliance. Of resilience, of grit, of everything you can imagine. So, what do I think of Hillary? I think she's fucking awesome. Is she in bed with Wall Street? Goddammit, I should hope so! You've got to dance with the devil. So which of the horrible people do you want? That's more of the question. Do you want a pompous braggart who doesn't know anything about diplomacy? Or do you want a badass bitch who knows how to get shit done? That's really the question.”

And most of us know the answer.

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President Barack Obama, on the talk about [t]Rump:

“Frankly, I’m tired of talking about her opponent. I don’t have to make the case against her opponent because every time he talks he makes the case against his own candidacy.”

Again, the man has no f**ks left to give.

I’m gonna miss him something fierce.

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Danell Leyva, Olympic silver medalist in gymnastics, declaring his support for the LGBT community:

“I’m sorry this might seem late, but I wanted to say something that would do the victims of the Orlando shooting justice … something that can honor their memory. I am not part of the LGBT community but it is imperative that those of us not in the community do our best to show them all the kindness and understanding they need while they grieve the loss they have suffered. The love within the LGBT community is so much stronger than the hatred against it, and it is our responsibility as non-LGBT people to help emulate this love and create a world where LGBT people don’t need to create their own safe spaces. Recently there has been much said about trans rights and the danger people fear they may pose if they are allowed to use whatever bathroom they wish. These people of course are wrong about any danger, and these attacks remind us that the danger comes from bigotry, not the victims of it.”

Danell said this while wearing a ‘Make America Gay Again’ shirt.

Hot, Muscular. LGBT-friendly. Fabulous!

Not gay? Oh well, we can’t have everything!

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Random Musings

Since 2009, the Lucille Ball Memorial Park in her hometown of Celoron, New York has been an attraction for all the wrong reasons: the statue of Lucy.

The original Lucy statue, above, was sculpted by Dave Poulin and, well, as you can see above it’s less I Love Lucy and more Night of the Living Dead Lucy. It.Was.Hideous.  And people revolted at the revolting artwork and soon an effort was made to get a new Lucy in the park.

This week, on August 6, 2016, which would have been Lucille Ball’s 105th birthday, word came that the Lucy statue was gone, having been replaced by one sculpted by Carolyn Palmer and actually looks like Miss Ball.

It was a great day in the park; people gathered music played, birds flitted about and then … What? Huh? … The old statue isn’t gone! Celoron Mayor Scott Schrecengost simply had the ‘new’ Lucy placed in the park and kept the old Lucy in place, too.

So, now you get two Lucy’s for the price of one; one will make you laugh and one will eat your brains.

You choose.

I haven’t been watching much Olympics, seeing bits and pieces here and there, but one day, while channel surfing I came across a Germany’s Olympic men’s field hockey team and two of its players whom I just adore.

Linus and Florian … also known as Butt & Fuchs.

I don’t know why I’m intrigued, but I am … And I am intrigued by math and so, if you take Butt and Fuchs’ numbers, 3 and 23, and multiply them you get …

See why I am intrigued?

Oh, that wacky We-Don’t-Care-About-Pedophile-Priests Catholic Church!

A 95-year-old Catholic priest in Guam recently admitted to sexually abusing boys decades ago. He said he confessed his sins to other priests but none told him to specifically stop.

Wait. So when you rape little boys you don’t stop unless someone specifically asks you to stop???

Yup; the Reverend Louis Brouillard says his fellow priests told him to “do better” and say a bunch of Hail Marry prayers.

I’m thinking “Oh hell no, Mary.”

But it’s the Catholic Church and they do have a thing for raping children and acting like it’s no big deal.

PS Brouillard cannot be prosecuted, even though he admitted to molesting 20 boys, because the statute of limitations right now for child rape is two years.

I saw this on Facebook the other day and, while it may be a simple graphic it says everything quite clearly.

 Also at the Rio Olympics … Elena Delle Donne, a Team USA basketball player recently voted the Most Valuable Player in the Women’s National Basketball Association has come out as gay and is engaged to marry her longtime partner, Amanda Clifton.

Even before coming out publicly, Delle Donne voiced her support for the LGBTQ community, especially in the wake of the Orlando massacre, which prompted her to donate blood:

“The shooting in Orlando makes me sick to my stomach. Absolutely devastating. Praying for the victims and their families.”

And Delle Donne says the coming out was just a matter-of-fact thing when a reporter came to her home for an interview:

“It was just one of those articles where they came into my home, spent a couple days with me, and Amanda … [She’s] is a huge part of my life, so to leave her out wouldn’t have made any sense. It’s not a coming out article or anything. I’ve been with her for a very long time now, and people who are close to me know that, and that’s that.”

That’s all it need be …except for the gifting of the Gay Agenda and the Obligatory Coming Out Toaster Oven.

Welcome out Elena, and congratulations on your engagement.

So, I saw the new Star Trek TWICE last weekend.

Okay, I only saw it once, but then I had to recap the movie for Carlos who fell ASLEEP … TWICE … during the film.

He said not to tell anyone so if he asks, you didn't hear this from me .....

Back at the Rio Games and some Hot Men …

Team USA’s men’s gymnastics team — Chris Brooks, Alex Naddour, Jacob Dalton, Danell Leyva and Sam Mikulak — has a novel new idea to get more people to watch them compete: wear less clothing.

At least that’s what US all-around national champion Sam Mikulak suggested:

“Maybe [we can] compete with our shirts off?”

I say why stop there. In Greece the athletes were nude and why not make the games truly authentic?

I mean Dannell Leyva has already shown us it can be done ...

Just saying …