GOP Dumpster Fire: Liars, Con Artists, Anti-Trans, Anti-Women and Anti-Education

There’s an old saying about when someone shows you who they are, believe them; and when someone says something, openly and publicly, believe that, too, and not the spin machine that envelopes the liar afterwards.

Here are a few examples of liars, and morons, and weirdos showing us who they are …

After The Felon asked his racist question at the NABJ—“When did she turn Black”—I didn’t think he could get any more disgusting, but then last week he sank even lower.

He spoke of giving Miriam Adelson, who funneled millions into his 2016 campaign—the Presidential Medal of Freedom and called it the “equivalent of the Congressional Medal of Honor” but better because “everyone [who] gets the Congressional Medal of Honor, they’re soldiers” is in either in very bad shape because they’ve been shot or they’re dead.

Yes, a woman who gave money to elect him gets an award that’s better than an honor given soldiers who gone above and beyond the call of duty to help their fellow soldiers.

This is what happens when you raise a five-time draft dodger narcissist to power. Don’t do it again.

After casting his ballot in the Florida primary The Felon took questions reporters and one asked about his claim that crowds at Kamala Harris’ rallies had been manufactured by AI.

“Well, I can’t say what was there, who was there. I can only tell you about ours. We have the biggest crowds ever in the history of politics. We have crowds that nobody’s ever seen before. And we continue to have that. We have a level of enthusiasm that nobody’s seen before.”

Sure DonOld … of note is that now The Felon’s campaign will by using blackout curtains at his rallies to close off the view of all the empty seats.

JD “Couchfucker” Vance claims Kamala Harris wants to give $25,000 to undocumented immigrants to buy American homes and that will exacerbate the housing shortage in this country.

The FACTS are that the Biden-Harris administration proposed providing $25,000 in down payment assistance for 400,000 first-generation home buyers and a $10,000 tax credit for first-time home buyers. The plan is only available to “working families” who have paid their rent on time for at least two years and the proposal says not one word about aiding undocumented immigrants.

Once again, guyliner wearing, couch fucking, drag loved JD is not telling the truth.

The Felon’s campaign was forced to pay more than $82,000 in advance for a recent rally in Asheville, North Carolina because the ALLEGED billionaire has a long history of failing to pay cities for billed rally fees. In fact, when he left the White House in disgrace in 2021 it was with at least $850,000 in unpaid rally debt.

Most of his bills remain unpaid.

You gotta have friends… which may explain why The Felon chartered a private jet recently that once belonged to his friend Jeffrey Epstein. A campaign official said they had “no idea” the Gulfstream G550 was once owned by one of the country’s most infamous sex traffickers.

Uh huh; but it raises another question: what happened to the ALLEGED billionaire’s plane?

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton sued the Biden administration seeking to block a rule that requires nursing homes to have a minimum level of nurse and aide staffing to care for patients.

You read that right: Texas does not want to be told that nursing homes should have a minimum level of nurses and nurses’ aides on staff to care for the nation’s elderly.

This is what they fight against.

The Felon claims a President Kamala Harris—and doesn’t that sound fabulous—would take away your private health care but Americans would be provided with free healthcare.

Remember this is the same guy who promised for four years to repeal ObamaCare and give Americans the very best healthcare and then never got it done.

Also this week, at yet another disastrous press conference, The Felon talked about the price of groceries and inflation and proved his point with TicTacs.

He held up a container of TicTacs you can buy anywhere, saying that was what you used to buy, and then held up a novelty size box of TicTacs and said that was what was being sold for the same price.

He’s a moron or a liar or Demented DonOld.

President Biden repealed The Felon’s ban on transgender Americans joining the military. The ban took effect in April 2019 and Trans personnel who were already serving were allowed to continue, but new recruits were locked out. The decision to allow already serving trans military personnel to remain only came after The Felon lost four successive court cases.

This week The Felon spoke on this topic and said he never ever never said they would be kicked out of the military but then a Tweet from 2019 reappeared from his:

“After consultation with my Generals and military experts, please be advised that the United States government will not accept or allow Transgender individuals top serve in any capacity in the U.S. military.”

The draft-dodging liar has spoken and we remember.

Former Education Secretary Betsy DeVos told her local newspaper that she would be open to serving in the former president’s cabinet should he win again this November. That is a complete turnaround from what she said the day after the insurrection when she resigned from her post in protest following what she called an “unconscionable” attack on the U.S. Capitol building by The Felon’s supporters.

Why does she want to go back now? She wants to eliminate the Department of Education.

There was no shortage of lies during The Felon’s fluff piece interview with Elon Musk this week but there was one claim that seemed as though it deserved its own special place in the spotlight; the two asshats were talking about geopolitics when The Felon—because he knows nothing about geopolitics—switched the topic to global warming saying:

“The biggest threat is not global warming, where the ocean’s going to rise one, one-eighth of an inch over the next 400 years. The big — and you’ll have more oceanfront property, right?”

Sadly this is how this Adderall-addicted, racist, rapist, traitorous, felon thinks.

Former House Speaker, who ran out of his job with his tail between his legs, Kevin McCarthy  says that former President Barack Obama is secretly running Kamala Harris’ presidential campaign:

“Some of Obama’s [key people such as] David Plouffe and others are now working on the campaign. You’re getting the Obamas shifting from running the White House to now running this campaign.”

Clearly the dementia within the GOP is contagious and spreading ....

Also during his interview with Musk, The Felon said they could “meet next time in Venezuela” if he loses November’s election:

“If something happens with this election, which would be a horror show, we’ll meet the next time in Venezuela, because it’ll be a far safer place to meet than our country.”

The Felon—a criminal—says Venezuela has released violent criminals from its jails and sent them to the United States to reduce its own crime rate.

Texas GOP Attorney General Ken Paxton is suing the Biden administration again over federal workplace protections for transgender employees. The lawsuit against the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission [EEOC]) and the Justice Department [DOJ] argues that agency guidelines clarifying what constitutes harassment under federal law are unlawful and asks the court to permanently block them.

The EEOC guidelines,--which are not legally binding—state that denying employees accommodations based on their gender identity—including intentionally misgendering transgender workers or denying them access to restrooms that match their gender identity—is unlawful workplace harassment.

Of note, Paxton is working along with the Heritage Foundation, proponents of Project 2025.

In another case of JD Vance’s weirdness is his take on elderly women, post-menopausal women who are unable to give birth to children and therefore of little use to America should be used as babysitters and nursemaids to children:

“There’s sort of all the classic stuff that grandparents do to grandchildren … that’s the whole purpose of the post-menopausal female, in theory.”

Of note is that Vance’s mother-in-law took a sabbatical from her role as a biology professor at the University of California, San Diego to help raise his youngest child at the time.

Remember, this is a party that promises but never delivers, a party of demented old men, and mascara-wearing RuPaul wannabes who hate women, the elderly, the LGBTQ+_ coimmunity, brown people and members of our military.

We don't need that so ...

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GOP Congressman Wants US To Join Forces With ISIS ... Are We Really Surprised By That?

Gosh, just as more and more of us are understanding that _____ is an uninformed, ill-qualified, mentally defective bully, along comes another Republican to try and wrestle the crown from that nest of muskrat fur atop the president’s head.

And I’m looking at you, California GOP Congressman Dana Rohrabacher.

See, Dana recently praised the ISIS attack in Tehran as a “good thing” and then actually suggested that the United States work with the terrorist organization. Yup, a Republican wants America to join forces with a radical organization that beheads civilians, rapes and sells women, and burns people alive. Isn’t that fun?

“We have recently seen an attack on Iran, and the Iranian government, the mullahs, believe that Sunni forces have attacked them. This may signal a ratcheting up of certain commitments by the United States of America. As far as I’m concerned, I just want to make this point and see what you think, isn’t it a good thing for us to have the United States finally backing up Sunnis who will attack Hezbollah and the Shiite threat to us? Isn’t that a good thing?”

Yup, he wants a US-ISIS coalition because, as long as ISIS is attacking the “right” people, we oughta help, and that, ladies and gentleladies, is the GOP finally coming clean as a wannabe terrorist organization.

And yet, should we be surprised at the idea of Republicans as terrorists? This is the GOP, and their tribal mentality, that their agenda comes before the country ... party over people. And as long as a Republican sits in the White House, as long as the GOP controls the Congress, hooking up with terrorists is a “good thing”.

Any political group that holds this thought—that ISIS can become an ally if they do something to further the GOP anti-Muslim “ideology”—is a party that has no morals, no sense of right and wrong, and that party is the GOP.

That’s why they are dead-set to destroy health care for millions in order to give millionaires a tax break; that’s why they are out to destroy public lands, national parks, and Native American lands, for a few extra coins in their pockets; that’s why they shed crocodile tears at the amount of gun violence and dead Americans while cashing those NRA checks; that’s why they can cut off  funding programs for children’s health ...  for the poor ... for the elderly ... for veterans ... without so much as a second-thought.

That’s the GOP, and goddess help us all while they are in power.

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