Bobservations

Thank you for all the kind words about the passing of Ozzo, AKA The Pocket Dog. It really broke my heart to let him go—and hit Carlos very hard—but there was the idea of quality of life versus quantity, and we finally felt that his good life, and the good life he was us, was more important than the number of years.

Still, that little round ball of love is going to be missed something fierce.

This Tuxedo Memory is from October 2011 and is all about the real love between BFFs Tuxedo and MaxGoldberg.

Caturday: Snuggle Buddies

MaxGoldberg and Tuxedo

Their whole lives together they were buddies and it’s a wonderful thing to relive, especially this past week.

California Democrat Governor Gavin Newsom will appoint Laphonza Butler, president of the pro-choice women’s political action committee EMILY’s List, to replace recently deceased Senator Dianne Feinstein in the US Senate,.

A woman of color, Butler will also be   the first out LGBTQ+ person to serve as California’s senator and that sound you here is MAGAt heads exploding everywhere.

It appears that as her husband faces his ninety-one indictments, Melanie AKA Mrs. Inmate # P01135809 has “quietly” renegotiated her prenuptial agreement with her criminal husband.

Her “team” says Melanie is “most concerned about maintaining and increasing a substantial trust for their son, Barron” but the new agreement also provides Melania with money and property … cuz that’s her main concern.

I am thinking of going as Helen Lawson from Valley of the Dolls for Halloween so when people answer their doors, I can say:

“They drummed you out of Hollywood, so you come crawling back to Broadway. But Broadway doesn't go for booze and dope. Now get out of my way, I've got a man waiting for me.”

“The only hit that comes out of a Helen Lawson show is Helen Lawson, and that’s me, baby, remember?”

I’ve been driving Carlos crazy practicing my inner Helen …

Mr-Former-Fake-One-Term-Twice-Impeached-Currently-Four-Time-Criminally-Indicted-Not-My-President-Gurl has sought to discredit a New York judge’s ruling threatening his “empire” by arguing that Mar-Illegal alone is worth more than a billion dollars.

But, um, Demented Donald, please to explain why just three years ago, your tax representative told Palm Beach County officials it was worth just $26.6 million?

That’s quite an increase in 36 months …

In another desperate attempt to keep Catholic from fleeing their bigoted criminal church, Pope Francis suggested that some Catholic priests could bless same-sex unions. But then  he also said the Church only recognizes marriages only between “a man and a woman” who are “naturally open to procreation” so, yeah, lying hypocritical bigot.

Oh, and those of you heterosexuals who marry but don’t want children, it kind of sounds like the Pope doesn’t like you either. Pedophiles and Nazis are okay, though.

And we’ll finish up with The Girls … Consuelo Roca Jones and Miss Rosita, who have both been mourning the loss of Ozzo this week. We cleaned up the sunroom where Ozzo lived these past months and opened both French doors to the living room, but it took several days before wither one of the cats would cross the threshold into Ozzo’s old room; nearly every day they sat right on the line and looked at the room wondering where that black dog had gone.

It was sweet and heartbreaking.

Jaden Goetz, Canadian hockey player, model and actor and the latest member into the Would You Hit It sweepstakes …