Random Musings

Mitt Romney has been endorsed by both Grampa John "Get offa my lawn" McCain and by our own South Carolina goose-stepping-asshatted governor, Nikki "I wouldn't know the truth if it slapped me in the face" Haley.
That says it all.

An Italian man, going by the name Antonio C in court documents, has filed for divorce from his wife, Rosa C,  after finding love letters from a man with whom Rosa was having an affair.
Apparently Antonio could not forgive Rosa's indiscretion; it happens, you know.
Oh, wait....there's more.
Antonio C is 99 years old, and he and Rosa have been married for seventy-seven years.
And Rosa's affair? It happened in the 1940s.
Now Antonio and Rosa will officially become the world's oldest divorcees. [source]

I saw this on Towleroad, and could not stop laughing. It's from a 2006 Chicago Tribune about Michele Bachmann's sense of style...which, I'm guessing, is the only sense she has. 
But I digress. In the article she talked about what she wears and why, but then right there, just at the end, she tells the reporter that she gets some help in the shopping department:

'Shopping help comes from another quarter, as well. Before Vice President Dick Cheney's visit this past summer, Bachmann's husband, Marcus, hit the stores -- "he's got a good sense of style"--and came home with "a sleek, simple hourglass dress with a yoke collar in winter white." He even bought a matching coat and shoes. "I just slipped it on."'

Looks like Missy Marcus has a second career in fashion styling. 


If elected....which is funny....Rick "Frothy Mix" Santorum says he will pass a law annulling every single same-sex marriage in every single state where they've occurred and are legal.
That's his promise.

Over breakfast, the morning after the Iowa Caucuses, I was telling Carlos that Michele Bachmann [Last.Place.Finisher.And.Quitter] had run some new ads where she touted herself as "America's Iron Lady."
I said, "She's no Margaret Thatcher. Hell, she's no Meryl Streep."
Carlos said, "Iron Lady? More like PVC."
Every so often he gets off a good one!

I'm a bit of a Bravo slut, I'll admit it. Top Chef. Kathy Griffin. RHoBH. RHoNY. The Rachel Zoe Project. Work of Art. I could go on, but you get the idea.
Well, Bravo debuted a new show, It's A Brad, Brad World on Monday. Brad Goreski used to be Rachel Zoe's assistant until he decided to go it on his own.......show.
I took a look. It's The Rachel Zoe Project, except with a gay man as the "star", which is, well, The Rachel Zoe Project.
Oh Bravo, try harder.