All-Stars. Thursday.

There's no Heidi, no Tim, no Kors, and, for the love of the goddess, no Nina, but Project Runway: All-Stars starts Thursday night. Let's recap, from memory, these all-stars:

Anthony. The Sassy Gay Friend.

April. I'm imagining lot's of black negligee-looking underpants-y things. And little emotion.

Austin. Wacky outfits. Bug-eyes. Crazy hair. A new personna. He puts the odd in oddball.

Elisa. I remember she used to spit on her clothes and, as I recall, so did the judges.

Gordana. From the Eastern Bloc-heads of fashion. Other than that, all I remember of her is a phone home and some black dye all over her hands.

Jerrell. He delivered a catch-phrase I used for months after his appearnce: "To the tents."

Kara...............:::crickets:::::.......with an accent, I think.

Kenley. I bet she snaps in episode one and throws a cat at someone, all the while dressed in something from the 1940s.

Michael C. Folks say he can't sew...he steals designs...he cheats. Gretchen and Ivy are probably dying because he's back on TV.

Mila. The Color-Blocking fool.

Mondo. ,Now, that's an All-Star. And he should'a won the whole shebang, and he's just the cutest Little Pocket Designer.

Rami. He was The Draper, and he always looked good in his jeans.

SweetP. She's looking less crunchy granola and more fierce these days.










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