Saturday, January 28, 2012

I Ain't One To Gossip, But.....

So, Halle Berry and her baby daddy, Gabriel Aubry, split up a while back and all sorts of accusations were tossed back and forth. Aubry was verbally abusive. Halle's a cold fish. Aubrey screamed racial epithets at Halle. Halle's a cold fish. Aubrey neglects their daughter Nahla. Halle's a cold fish.
A lot of folks think Halle was making stuff up to publicly malign Aubry in order to bolster her custody case, but now, well, maybe Aubrey does have a temper. 
And Halle's a cold fish.
It seems Gabriel Aubry is being investigated for criminal child endangerment and battery because he ALLEGEDLY pushed his nanny into a door while she held his daughter Nahla in her arms. Aubrey maintains the nanny tripped.
Aubrey was supposed to take Nahla to school, but decided to keep her home. When the nanny--who works for both Aubrey and Berry--went to pick the girl up, she was told Nahla hadn't come to school that day.
The nanny then went to Aubrey’s home, picked Nahla up and began to question Aubrey about why Nahla wasn't in school. That's when Aubrey's temper exploded, ALLEGEDLY, and he shrieked: "You're the f**king nanny. Who do you think you are? You are a nobody. You don’t need to f**king know anything.” 
Then he ALLEGEDLY pushed her into a door.
Police report. investigation, Court dates, Custody hearing. Halle is seeking a no contact ruling so that Aubry can’t see his daughter at all until the investigation is completed.
And they say that gay folks don't make good parents; that every child needs a mother and a father. Just like Gabriel and Halle.


Okay, so y'all remember  Mark Wahlberg’s interview with Men's Journal where he said, "If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, 'OK, we're going to land somewhere safely, don't worry.'"
Naturally, it was seconds later that Wahlberg apologized for his douche-y comments.
Story over. Or, is it?
His non-apology: "To suggest I would have done anything differently than the passengers on that plane was irresponsible. I deeply apologize to the families of the victims that my answer came off as insensitive. It was certainly not my intention."
In other words, it's not my fault you took my words as douche-y. But then Wahlberg kept talking about it, and became even more douche-y. 
In a radio interview, after the non-apology, he said: “I would never disrespect the victims of 9/11 or their families. It was completely misunderstood. My only intention was to explain the fact that I would do anything to protect my family – I would put myself in harms way to protect my family or innocent people. That was it.”
Okay. I buy it, kinda, but then....“First and foremost, I am not an actor. I am a real guy from the streets and I’ve been in a lot of situations, so I was probably speaking out of line and I wasn’t thinking about the real heroes and the guys, women, children, fathers, sons, daughters who were on those flights.”
And then: “And it’s important to me because you know what, people don’t have a tendency, especially the media, don’t want to talk to me about going to Afghanistan at Christmas or raising $2 million a year for inner city kids and at risk youth. And all of a sudden this thing became this thing — I didn’t know where it came from....But it wasn’t a Q&A where it was the exact question and my exact response. It was somebody’s interpretation of it and you know… that’s not OK because I don’t want people to be offended. I would never do that.”
Cheese'n'rice, how many explanations does he need? Marky? Mark? Try this next time: "I was wrong. I spoke without thinking. I apologize." Then, shut up.


Remember how a few weeks back Marc Anthony said JLo needs to see a shrink because she jumps from one relationship to the next. I mean, it's kinda true, right? But it's also a case of the pot calling the kettle black.
Right after we began seeing JLo with her back-up, wind-up, toy, the twenty-four-year-old Casper Smart, Marc stared posting pictures on Twitter and Facebook of his twenty-four-year-old girlfriend Shannon De Lima.
And then, because he's a gown-ass man, to show De Lima and the world how much he loves her, he got some new ink. He ALLEGEDLY calls her his Statue of Liberty--the symbol of his freedom from all things JLo except for those two kids--he had a Statue of Liberty tattoo inked inside his right wrist, right over the top of the tattoo he'd had done for JLo.
Seriously, two grown-ass people trotting the globe with lovers young enough to be their children, and then calling each other out on it.
Straight people are funny.


And kinda mean.
As in Tom Hooper, the Oscar winning director of The King's Speech.
Tom had been dating designer Tara Subkoff since January 2011, and became engaged last May. Now, it's over.Tara is pregnant, and, in her version of events, she said to Tom Hooper, 'Honey, I'm pregnant.' And he replied, 'Yeah, we're breaking up.'
His version, of course, is different but equally odd.
A source close to Hooper--and since he's not really well-known, by source, I mean Tom Hopper--says: "He broke up with her on Friday, and the last time they spoke was Saturday. He did not know she was pregnant--there was no discussion of her being pregnant. Then he got this voice mail from Tara saying she’s pregnant. He doesn’t know what to do.”
Um, step up? Daddy?
But Hooper isn't ready for marriage--even though he got himself engaged a year ago--because he's got a movie to make and diapers and 2AM feedings will be a bother.
Seriously.
She says he dumped her when she told him, he says he dumped her and then she told him.
Again, a child needs a mother and a father, according to the GOP, so maybe Tom and Tara could hang out with Halle and Gabriel and they could all take a parenting class?


There have long been rumors about Demi Moore and substance abuse issues. When her people played up Ashton's wandering schlong as a reason for the couple's troubles, stories began to emerge that Ashton was sick and tired of stoned Demi.
Of course, then her weight plummeted, and the drug rumors surged. I mean, at one point she actually weighed less than the amount of grease he put in his hair.
But now comes word that Demi, who became the party girl after the split, and was seen out and about with a bevy of boy-toys younger than her last baby husband, has been hospitalized for substance abuse problems. Or something.
Earlier this week a 911 call sent paramedics responding to Demi’s L.A. home where, after assessing her, they transported her to a hospital. Sources says she was placed in a facility to “seek further professional assistance.”
Her publicist says she's being treated for "exhaustion."
Both stories are Hollywood euphemisms for drugs. It's the Lohan Excuse.
Still, Demi’s people say, “Because of the stresses in her life right now, Demi has chosen to seek professional assistance to treat her exhaustion and improve her overall health. She looks forward to getting well and is grateful for the support of her family and friends.”
Exhaustion. Drugs. Facility. Rehab. Hopefully she'll get better soon, because her next boyfriend graduates high school this June.

8 comments:

Tiger Chanter said...

What "stresses in her life" does Demi have?!!! Has she done anything in the last 10 years? Not that I'm aware of. And talk about "man arms"! She and Madonna could have a contest!

froggy said...

If Nahla isn't a family name then, really, wth?

Sam said...

Ms. Berry has a history or cray cray though. You remember the whole David Justice thing? She accused him of being rough with her too. I personally think she's as crazy as a lot lizard on payday Friday, and I'll go out on a ledge to say the nanny is not being 100% honest.
Halle is cuckoo.
I've replaced my death watch regular of Lindsay Lolo with Demi gloss.

R.J. said...

Exhaustion. So that's what they call an overdose nowadays?

mistress maddie said...
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mistress maddie said...

Good ole Marky Mark, a pretty face with a nice endowment, he should just not speak, and poor, poor Demi, the Winehouse look is so out, even Amy gave the look up before her death.

Peter said...

Exhaustion, stresses in her life... normal people dont call 911 to be admitted to a hospital, they can't afford to go there!

twunty mcslore said...

Tom Hooper, Asshat of the Month. Seriously, man up and don't be a douche.